Things that make you go hmmm? The general humor thread.

[xita]

ooh, seems like I am doomed to a certain kind of nickname seems to say something about me I think.

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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"

[AmbeRocks]

cute and funny...!



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or this (it's the same thing, at least one should work)



cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com...rme+bb.jpg



jen

There is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing - Nietzsche

Edited by: AmbeRocks at: 12/10/03 12:09 pm

[Ginner WTluv]

Zippy Burgerhead.... well, that's.... interesting. At least now if i ever go into the porn industry, i'll have a name ready to use.



~ Jen

Helen - Oh please Nikki, be serious!

Nikki - I want to make love you to all night long... is that serious enough?

** Helen and Nikki in "Bad Girls" **

[MellindraX]

Chim-Chim Gorillabuns



And I think I know where this comes from. A kids' book/comic thing, under the interesting title of Captian Underpants. The less asked about how I know this, the better...

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson

I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

[cattwoman98111]

You'd be correct, MellindraX it did come out of that childrens book. i got it in the form of an email. could not resist posting it, all for harmless fun.



Zippy

[SoulieBaby]

There is some wisdom here....



A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.



See what you think:



When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8



When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4



"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5



"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6



"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4



"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7



"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8



"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen," Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)



"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6



"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7



"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6



"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8



"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6



"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine - age 5



"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7



"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4



"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4



"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." Karen - age 7



"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 6



Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four-year-old child whose next-door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry."

.:: Shrine of Angelina Jolie : Angelina Messageboard : Girls who love Girls Messageboard ::.

"When I saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I talked to you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you"

[Yelowsub]

Those quotes from little kids are so amazing. Now I'm all smiley. I love them so much, thanks for posting them.



And I don't know what to make of my new name.....



Loopy Girdletush

[cattwoman98111]

An email i got today,





I hate those hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important.

>

> Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

>

> If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and

> asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a

> scam; he only wants to see your boobs.

>

> I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid & cheap.



maybe it was the early hour, or the lack of coffee, but i found this very funny.

I want it. Give it to me. I love it. 7-Year Bitch

[TaraBaby77]

Okay, I know that Christmas is over but I wanted to share this funny email with you all. So here it goes:



One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. =)

Aaron

'TaraBaby77'

[xita]

that's funny

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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"

[urnofosiris]

I had read it before somewhere but I had forgotten all about it. It's still as funny, especially because I can picture it so clearly in my mind.

Edited by: DrG at: 12/27/03 2:30 pm

[RosenbergLover]

Well....this isn't really funny, I was pissed off and kinda snapped. But it made these two girls lokk at each other with that "Did she just say that out loud/ what the f*ck ?" kinda look.



They kept asking me if I was gay or not. So the first day I said that my sexuality was my buisness. But they asked again the next day. So I copied what I said off a site I saw. I said "Yeah, I'm lesbian ok ? So les-b-ian (lez be in) one category or another !"



They just looked at me and walked away. Then I laughed my ass off for a while.

[CEsgirl13]

heh that hapens to me all of the time and sometimes people who have already asked me ask again. i laugh at their idiocy.

~Jamie

"I only hunt what wants to be hunted"-CE

[shadowygirl]

K just thought I would add this cause it happened the other day and I lmao for a while



I went ahead and told my mother there is a Lesbian Hand book and well she wants to know where she can order it I know mean of me to lead her on like that but its funny

[cattwoman98111]

Hey, shadowygirl did you also tell her we recruit and are currently accepting applications for potential lesbian positions?? We also offer prizes to those women who convert “straight” women. In the past i told my mother that, then i went on to ask her how she thought i got this neat toaster oven. I know its horrible having to deal with mothers who understand as long as you don’t talk about it. You should probably tell her you were joking tho…



P.S. if she finds that book, tell her to send a copy my mothers way

Shake it like a polaroid picture -Outkast

[Tempest Duer]

That's so funny guys. I'm glad that my family understands and all, but it's so fun to toy with people who don't get it.

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

[Jennpurr]

Aaron, that's hillarious!



Jen

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[cattwoman98111]

ok guys check this out..



www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml







...and the credit for this website goes to a fellow kitten whom, has not posted it yet so i'm doing it for her, she knows who she is, "...and the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round"

Shake it like a polaroid picture -Outkast

[xita]

I love bubble wrap! I like this java version too, complete with those buddy bubbles, where you pop one but it only blows the air into another bubble.. haha, very good!

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"Hard work often pays off after time but laziness always pays off now!"

[Jennpurr]

"Oooooh... the Bubbles!"







Jen

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"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!" ~ Gollum, "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"

[sprhrgrl]

Did any of you ever have a gay boyfriend? I know I did. Do. . .

Sweetie, I'm a fag. I been there. - Tara (Dead Things shooting script)

Edited by: Warduke at: 1/15/04 8:05 am

[Warduke]

You'll never look at the same way again...



www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

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Firebird: One Browser To Rule Them All.

[urnofosiris]

Edited by: DrG at: 1/17/04 1:20 am

[MellindraX]

I’ve never purposely gone out to take somebody out. Well, maybe, in elementary school I once did try to trip somebody. –Amber Benson

I'm an idiot. Ask me how.

[Gatito Grande]

For an interesting story (and riotous pic), click here: churchtimes.co.uk/templat...48&count=6



GG Heh-heh: Remembering "Triangle." Buffy would not be needed! Out

[Tempest Duer]

That's funny. That's seriously funny.



But hey... go Shotokan! That's my style of karate, too...

Willow: Hey Buff. One more thing. Buffy: Yeah? Willow: I’m gay. Buffy: Okay, Will. Xander owes me ten bucks.

~Remember to Breathe by Yellow Crayon

[dynarb]

My newly dubbed name for the moment until things are somewhat cleaned up and in order...



Just fun and humor for you to read, I just got my new pup. A 3 month old solid black German Shepard. I put her in the kitchen, let her settle in and left for work. There was a gate preventing her from traveling to the rest of the house. So much for the gate...



In the hours I was gone she managed to dump a whole gallon of latex semi-gloss paint onto the kitchen floor and redecorate my house. Puppy paw prints all up & down the hallway and all over the living room. Up the sides of the walls and onto the windows in the kitchen, the back door was covered. Not to mention the kitchen floor, her new bed, stove, refrigerator, cabinets & countertops, my bed & pillows...her...



I came home at midnight to a disaster. I took one look at all the paint everywhere and her - poor pitiful me look on her face with a dark slate gray-blue nose - couldnt help but laugh at it all. Small dog, big mess, HUGE first impression. At least the wall finally got painted. Carpert is ruined, but so well marked wiht puppy prints, it looks downright artistic.



Here it is, two days later and I still have half the kitchen floor to clean...



You cant help but laugh at life...



Have a good day ya'll



Dyna

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

[AmbeRocks]

some funny pics i found...mostly kittens one



cf.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com....dir=/c752



for more, you can go to:

http://www.funnyjunk.com



have a nice week-end



jen

There is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing - Nietzsche

[Arwen]

Squeezit Chickenchunks

[Diebrock]

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