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Re: "This Land Is My Laaaaannnd..."

Postby tkheaven » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:38 pm

Sing Along Now!! :lmao



boldt.us/jibjab/mirror.html

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bulldog: (gesturing to tk)"Can she get a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall?" female bartender: (laughing)"Honey, you're living in a fantasy world."

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Re: FYI:

Postby littlecrazy80 » Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:55 pm

OMFG!!!!!!!!

:lmao



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Re: "This Land Is My Laaaaannnd..."

Postby Jennpurr » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:36 pm

TK,



LMAO!







That's frickin' hillarious! I love the Bill Clinton part!







Thanks for posting that.



Jen

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because He trusteth in thee. Trust ye in the LORD for ever: for in the LORD JEHOVAH is everlasting strength."~ Isaiah 26:3-4

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Ok...

Postby WebWarlock » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:23 pm

Ever wonder what it would be like if your favorite movie was condensed to 30 seconds.



And acted out by bunnies.



Wonder no more.

www.angryalien.com/



Warlock

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Re: Ok...

Postby Warduke » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:42 pm

Tim, that's hilarious :lmao


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Re: Ok...

Postby urnofosiris » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:48 am

Yes Tim, I always wondered what it would be like. Thank you for answering my question. :laugh

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Re: Ok...

Postby Spighy » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:50 pm

Ugly Zoo



Some are funny, some are actually cute, and some are downright creepy :eek

Hello *crash*

That's way, working the other me 'round - My best friend, being her usual nutty self

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Re: Ok...

Postby xita » Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:31 pm

Those pictures are so odd, kinda unnatural!





Here's something funny, Real life vs. the internet



smaller windows media download can be found here.



larger quicktime file here

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Re: Ok...

Postby oneyedchicklet » Sat Sep 04, 2004 9:09 pm

This cracks me up every time.



The Rake



Love to All,

Barb

Now serving Bitter, party of one. Your table is ready.

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Re: Ok...

Postby angel of salvation » Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:22 am

the bunnies films are really funny:lmao

i love the lil weird one liners that come out of them...



i tried the real life vs the internet but couldn't get it up. ah well i'll try again later...



Jess xx

"We've never been so many, and we've never been...so alone"-Ana Johnnson

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Re: Ok...

Postby Warduke » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:35 am

Quote:
Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self



BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - Monroe County Coroner David Toumey was hospitalized with a leg wound after accidentally shooting himself while trying to demonstrate gun safety.



Toumey told The Herald-Times for a story published Saturday that he was demonstrating gun safety to some people at a Lake Monroe boat ramp about 11 p.m. Wednesday when he accidentally shot himself.



He said that as he checked to make sure his weapon was unloaded, the gun discharged, and a bullet struck him in his left leg.



"It's an unfortunate accident," Toumey said. "I've always been very, very safe."



He was taken to Bloomington Hospital and later transferred to Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis.



Toumey said he was scheduled to have surgery Saturday and expects to be in the hospital from three to five days.



Monroe County Sheriff Steve Sharp said he was unable to release details of the shooting because the report had yet to be filed by the deputy assigned to the case.



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drew and natalie...noooooooo

Postby maudmac » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:20 am

I've been a fan of drew for a while now, but I've only recently followed his recommendation to check out his friend natalie's stuff. I present you with some things I got a chuckle from, from both drew and natalie. Your mileage is absolutely guaranteed to vary.







From drew:





use keys to open doors



fish heads fish heads



an urban legend



what college professors want you to believe



dog section



the smiths



coworker drug stories







From natalie:





sometimes im a bad person



gin



cheesesoup



bootleg



miniaturegolf



why i hate cats (I do not share her opinion of cats, but I couldn't help but laugh at these. They are true, even if they don't make me hate cats.)



pile of sandwich



toysofmychildhoodpart1



puttputt



nohands



tryouts (Hee, okay, this one is only funny if you remember all those old "What's gross? / What's grosser than gross?" jokes. Those rock. My inner 8-year-old thinks so, anyway. And I really do try to nurture her. She likes dead baby jokes, too. I don't judge.)


when i hear music it makes me dance

maudmac
 


Re: Ok...

Postby urnofosiris » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:12 am

Ok Nathalie cracked me up, she is mean. :laugh

urnofosiris
 


Re: drew and natalie...noooooooo

Postby Tempest Duer » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:00 pm

Cheese soup... oh man, that's brilliant.

It's insulting to the whole gender[sic] of rap.



~Eminem

Tempest Duer
 


Re: Ok...

Postby WillowRTaraM1 » Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:39 pm

These Crack me up



Pinkey the Cat... Lovable... Really?





Sissies Playing Doom 3





Guy hurts himself with Katana on Live TV

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Ooo I feel just like santa except thinner and younger and female and...well Jewish- Willow

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Re: drew and natalie...noooooooo

Postby cattwoman98111 » Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:35 pm

now i imagine that some of these are "altered" but they are still funny.



www.ebaumsworld.com/signs.html

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

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Re: Ok...

Postby WickedReds » Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:07 pm

I'm still stuck on the bunnies...

But here is something:

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/poke.php



-reds:willow



my banana dances for smut :banana

Tara in a wet shirt, Tara in a wet shirt. Tara in. A. Wet. Shirt. “Of course.”-Willow From Remember to Breath By Yellow Crayon

Edited by: WickedReds at: 9/29/04 10:29 pm
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Canadian World Domination!

Postby Warduke » Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:01 am

One of the funniest things I've read in a while :lmao



Canadian World Domination!


Firefox: One Browser To Rule Them All.

Warduke
 


Re: Ok...

Postby hells bells » Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:06 am

that's really really funny lollollol.



-Make a darkness outside me, to match the darkness within-

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Re: Ok...

Postby skittles » Wed Oct 20, 2004 4:49 pm

ok, this is not really funny, but it is making me go, "hmmm" so, I'm sharing it...
Quote:
Oct 20, 10:13 AM EDT



Keychain remote control turns off most TVs



By MAY WONG AP Technology Writer



SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- A lot of people love television but apparently some people have had enough of it, too. A new keychain gadget that lets people turn off most TVs - anywhere from airports to restaurants - is selling at a faster clip than it would take most people to surf the channels on their boob tubes.



"I thought there would just be a trickle, but we are swamped," the inventor, Mitch Altman of San Francisco, said Monday in an interview. "I didn't know there were so many people who were into turning TV off."



Hundreds of orders for Altman's $14.99 TV-B-Gone gadget poured in Monday after the tiny remote control was announced in Wired magazine and other online media outlets. At times, the unexpected attention overloaded and crashed the Web site of his company, Cornfield Electronics.



The keychain fob works like a universal remote control but one that only turns TVs on or off. With a zap of a button, the gizmo goes through a string of about 200 infrared codes that controls the power of about 1,000 television models. Altman said the majority of TVs should react within 17 seconds, though it takes a little more than a minute for the gizmo to emit all the trigger codes.

       

       



Altman, 47, first got the idea for TV-B-Gone a decade ago when he was out with friends at a restaurant and they found themselves all glued to the perched TV instead of talking to each other. No one was around to turn the TV off.



The self-described geek with a masters in electrical engineering started tinkering full-time on the project a few years ago with help from money he had earned from a company he co-founded, data-storage maker 3ware Inc.



Altman remembers spending most of his childhood unwittingly captivated by TV, watching shows like "Gilligan's Island" and others, whether they were entertaining or not.



He quit as an adult and hasn't owned a television since 1980.



He has tested the TV-B-Gone remote discreetly in many places, including in other countries, and - with the exception of Hong Kong - says he usually gets little to no reaction from others after the background TV noise and glare disappears.



But he said he would never dare silently kill the machines in places like sports bars, where patrons expect TVs to be on.



"I can be mischievous, but I'm not going to do anything malicious, and I don't want to make anyone's life more difficult," Altman said. "I just don't like TV, and I'd like people to think more about this powerful medium in their lives."



Altman does not contend that all TV is bad. "There's just so little time in all of our lives," he said. "Why should we spend so much time on something we don't necessarily enjoy?"



So beware: Next time you're at a Laundromat or restaurant, the blaring TV might just mysteriously turn off.



© 2004 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.


This AP story was published in the Detroit News/AP online



I WANT ONE NOW!!!

skittles

Prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child.

When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt

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For times like these

Postby Gatito Grande » Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:02 pm

If we're gonna get through the next "Four More" :puke . . . we're gonna have keep our senses of humor.



And what better way, than doing so at our opponents/oppressors' expenses?



Best one I heard recently (on Prairie Home Companion yesterday):



Quote:
What's the difference between the Vietnam War, and the Iraq War?



Bush had a plan for getting out of the Vietnam War! :yikes




GG So keep the anti-wingnut jokes comin'! :devilish Out

Gatito Grande
 


Re: Ok...

Postby littlecrazy80 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:37 am

Turn your speakers on and go to www.lachkatze.de.



*lil´c*

"I am S-E-X-Y" Amber at the FedCon



Sweet Amber ~~~ Amber Board ~~~ Danielle Benson ~~~ Danielle Benson France ~~~ Danielle Board

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Re: For times like these

Postby WickedReds » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:23 pm

OMG...:rofl :rofl :

i can't stop laughing at that...



-reds:willow



Mein Banane tanzen für Schmutz :banana

Smutbunny Anthem: *sung to tune from Goldfinger* Smutbunnies...they'e the bunnies, the bunnies that love the smut...and Willow's butt. They surf for smut fiction...always lookin' for the next naked sweaty fix...of Tara's tits.- Written By Cameron(tarawhipped) For Us Smut Bunnies

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New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby BFR from Paris » Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:10 pm

BFR from Paris
 


Re: For times like these

Postby maudmac » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:20 pm

:rofl



That was excellent! Thanks.



French & Saunders! :heart


make some room now dig what you see

maudmac
 


Re: New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby Triscuit7 » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:17 pm

Where to put this: here or the dead artist thread? Well, I've opted for here. :)



Quote:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person that almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Poky", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in, and then, of course, the trouble started.




The things you read!



Ciao, Melissa





******************



Do something totally irrational and let the enemy think himself to death. (Pyanfar Chanur)

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Re: New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby skittles » Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:22 pm

:lol



Thank you, Melissa!!!



I needed that!! :grin

skittles

Prepare the child for the path, not the path for the child.

under construction (looking for another quote).

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Re: New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby urnofosiris » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:00 pm

Humor helps me to deal with the most nasty people and things. This helped:



www.imgag.com/product/ful...aphic1.swf

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Re: New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby BFR from Paris » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:59 pm

Quote:
www.imgag.com/product/ful...aphic1.swf
ROFL!



I only managed to give W 2 brains, he resists! :lol



You know this website, I suppose: politicalhumor.about.com/...shisms.htm



My favorite bushism is: "the French don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'" :lmao

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Re: New French & Saunders Madonna parody!!!

Postby skittles » Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:49 pm

I gave him five... enough to get him in second grade!! Wow!!

skittles



Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more….. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew…. and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.

May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!

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