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MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby FIRESIGN » Sat May 08, 2004 11:40 am

CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN



There were a lot of things that Joyce Summers didn’t know, but there was one thing for certain - this had been one of the longest and definitely one of the most eye-opening nights that she had ever experienced.



Willow and Tara had retreated to the basement while Faith and Buffy had decided to go over the security plans for the next day’s trip to Scotland in the privacy of Buffy’s bedroom.



Joyce reached over the kitchen counter, removing one of the bottles of wine from the wrought iron rack. Raising the bottle to her face, she blew the dust off of it. She reached into the drawer, taking out the rabbit-handled corkscrew. Seconds later, the cork came out with a small ‘pop’ and the bouquet of pinot noir wafted through the air.



Joyce poured herself a glass and was heading out into the living room when the doorbell rang.



Joyce, wine still in hand, went to the door. Spying through the peep hole, she saw Giles standing outside, a small oblong leather-clad box in hand.



“Rupert?” Joyce said, quickly opening the door.



“Oh...Joyce! I’m sorry, I thought you were away on business...”



“Well, I was, but we were able to get everything done sooner than expected. “ Joyce said, stepping aside. “Where’s my manners? Come in! Please!” She said, gesturing for him to enter.



“Oh, yes. Thank you.” He said, walking inside the foyer, closing the door behind him.



“Are Willow and Tara still up, by chance?” He asked, rather awkwardly pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose, still firmly clutching the box.



“Yes, I think so...they’re down in the basement right now. I can get them for you if you’d like.”



“No...no. It can wait...I think.” He said, looking rather pensive.



“I was just about to sit down with a nice glass of pinot noir...would you like one?” Joyce asked, thinking perhaps it would relax the rather uptight Englishman.



“That would be absolutely delightful.” He said with a sigh. “Thank you.”



Meanwhile, in the basement, things were definitely heating up between the Rosenberg-Maclays...



Willow walked slowly along the length of the pommel horse, grinning seductively as she slid her hand across its smooth surface.



“So...you want to try the pommel horse out, eh?” She asked.



Tara nodded silently, watching her wife’s every move...her body tingling in anticipation of what was yet to come.



Feeling a sudden surge of power, Willow grasped the handles on the top of the pommel, lifting her body vertically.



Tara watched in amazement as the redhead brought her knees to her chest, sliding both legs smoothly through her arms, straightening them out in front of her in a perfect piked position.



Willow smiled, wiggling her eyebrows as she motioned with her head for Tara to come closer.

“Vixen!” Tara said, sliding forward towards her love. She took Willow’s petite feet in her hands, gently kissing the bottoms of each sole before sliding her hands up her smooth, taut legs, slowly forcing them apart.



“Looks like I’m not the only one who’s gotten stronger...been lifting weights, baby?” Tara asked.



“I think that some of my Slayer power is starting to kick in...you like?”



“Oh yes! I like!” Tara said, placing her arms around Willow’s small waist.



Meanwhile, upstairs...



Joyce handed the glass of wine to Giles, who was now sitting on the couch.



“Oh...thank you.” He said, taking the glass and bringing it to his lips for a sip before sitting it down on the coffee table in front of him.



“Is everything alright, Rupert? You look a little...I don’t know...upset?” Joyce asked, sitting down on the couch next to him. Trying to reassure her friend, she place her hand comfortingly on his knee.



The instant her hand made contact with his leg, a wave of energy flowed through their bodies, leaving every nerve tingling with excitement in it’s wake.



Both Joyce and Giles perked up as each was rather confused but pleasantly surprised by what they had just felt. They both stood somewhat suspended in time, looking deeply at one another in silence, until Giles spoke.



“Um...oh dear...that was...I mean...well, I’ve just been a little tense lately, what with everything that has...”



Giles never got the chance to finish his sentence, poor chap. Joyce leaped upon him like a lioness in heat, tearing at his clothing as she pressed her lips to his in a passionate embrace. He managed to break away only briefly as the two of them looked at one another in amazement.



“Bloody hell!” Giles said, pulling Joyce back to his own all-too-eager lips.



They wrestled with each other’s clothing clumsily on the couch, accidentally kicking off one of the wine glasses, sending it flying. It shattered as it hit the side wall.



Meanwhile...upstairs in Buffy’s bedroom...



“So we’re in agreement then. One of us has to be with Wills and Tara at all times during the trip. We can probably ease up a bit once we get to the convent.” Buffy said, running the plans by Faith.



“Yeah B. That’s probably the best idea...but I don’t know if Red’s gonna go for it...you know...newlyweds and all...they kind of like their privacy.”



“Oh she’ll go for it alright. I’m not going to give her any choice.”



CRASH!



Both Slayer’s keen sense of hearing picked up the goblet shattering in the living room below.



“Did you...?” Faith began to ask.



“Yeah...let’s go!” Buffy said, grabbing ‘Mr. Pointy’ from her nightstand.



Stake in hand, the two Slayers rushed downstairs...





To Be Continued...











Edited by: FIRESIGN at: 5/8/04 10:43 am
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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby sam darls » Sat May 08, 2004 2:05 pm

Ooh..so good. Giles and Joyce..:p Loved it Cin. Love sam xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby The Rose24 » Sat May 08, 2004 8:05 pm

I really hope Giles has found out what is going on.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.


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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby wimpy0729 » Sat May 08, 2004 9:35 pm

Oh CIN!!!



This is soooo good!!! :bounce



But you're so bad leaving us hanging there!!



Buffy and Faith actually talking (I'll bet they were naked while they were doing it though -- at least in my mind they are).



...And Willow's strength...the pommel horse...OMG :eyebrow Such a good match for her Tara.



...And my absolute favorite -- JOYCE...LIONESS IN HEAT...need I say more?!!! So now the tables will be turned on Joyce huh? So Busted!! And there wasn't even any band candy involved? WAIT...what was in that wine?!!?



And of course, Giles is like a stevedore during sex...what's a stevedore???



Wimpy

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby littlecrazy80 » Sun May 09, 2004 8:31 am

Nice update!



*lil´c*

"Okay, we’re here, we’re queer, let’s kick this shit into gear," Five by Five (Taras Shadow)



SweetAmber

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby dynarb » Mon May 10, 2004 4:03 pm

Okay...wait....Willow & Tara downstairs with the pommel horse...amazing skills that Willow *lost in thought*



**coughs** um, Giles & Joyce? Hehe - I think we could have seen that one coming, but will he get it figured out before Buffy & Faith catch them in their not-so-decents? Or will Buffy & Faith get hit by that same energy wave...up against the wall...or on the stairs, over the banister? Or will they stop at the sounds emmanating from below and look at each other wondering if they should interrupt? Hmmm **ponders**



Interesting...still...I wanna know - oblong box? What's it got? A toy? :devilish Some sort of prophecy? :sh huh? huh? Me wanna know!!



Great work - keep it up sweetie.



Love ya,

Dyna

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby lil wiccan » Mon May 10, 2004 9:03 pm

LOL! :clap :clap :clap .. loved the update! can't wait to c wut happens next!!!

"How can i/ Beleive that my heart will find/ Someone like you/ You see the really me/ No in betweens/ I had nowhere to hide/ You took away the walls around me/ Make me feel safe to share my truth/ I see the heavens open/ A heart that once was broken/ It's holding nothing back/ Now that i found you

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 87

Postby SJ » Wed May 12, 2004 1:12 am

I think we all know how great Buffy's timing is :lol

Giles and Joyce getting cosy :lol

Great update :read

SJ
 


MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby FIRESIGN » Sun May 23, 2004 10:41 am

CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT



Buffy sprinted down the stairs, Faith following closely behind. With her trusty ‘Mr. Pointy’, she rounded the corner, bounding into the living room.



Buffy Summers had dealt with demons, vampires, ghouls, and witches; but nothing…absolutely nothing had prepared her for the sight that now befell her eyes.



The Slayers stopped dead in their tracks as they entered the living room, Buffy’s jaw nearly hitting the floor. Poised ever-so-lustily overtop of the Watcher was Joyce Summers. The two were completely engaged in some rather serious foreplay – Giles’ face buried deeply within Joyce’s exposed cleavage.



“MOM?!! GILES?!! EWWWWWWW!!!” Buffy yelled, quickly turning her back to them, not wanting to view any more of the ongoing impromptu make-out session.



Hearing Buffy’s screaming, Joyce jumped from the Watcher’s lap, quickly holding her now-torn blouse together in an attempt to cover her bosom. Needless to say, it was not as easy for Rupert Giles to conceal his ‘reaction’ to Joyce’s advances…



Faith stood motionless, a quizzical look on her face, her arms crossed in front of her chest.



“Damn, G! Looks like you got yourself quite a ‘problem’ there! I’m impressed!” She said with a smirk, referring to the rather prominent ‘tenting’ problems going on in his trousers.



“What? Problem?” Buffy said, turning around, only to see her Watcher sitting there with a killer boner. “Oh God!” She said, shielding her eyes and turning around once more.



Giles rose up off of the couch, grabbing a magazine from the coffee table as he did so, holding it over his ‘chubby’. “Now…there’s a perfectly good explanation for this…what we were…I mean…we weren’t! Oh Bloody Hell!” He said, falling back down onto the couch, exasperated with the whole situation.



“Honestly, Buffy! We were just having a glass of wine and…well…it just…we just…” Joyce stammered, trying to explain.



Buffy turned around, holding one hand in front of her face to cover her eyes while the other was outstretched in front of her.



“Stop…please…just stop! This is so…just…ewwww!” She said, rehashing the memory of the two on the couch.



“Looks like Red and Blondie have been at it again!” Faith said, laughing.



“Red and Blondie? What are you talking about?” Giles said, forgetting momentarily the effect that the amorous couple’s sexual hijinx had on those fortunate enough to be within the path of their wake.



“Where are they?” Buffy asked.



“Where is who?” Joyce countered, confused by the whole situation.



“Will and Tara! Where are they?”



“They’re in the basement…something about checking out your pommel horse…” Joyce said, not quite yet putting two-and-two together.



Buffy headed straight through the kitchen for the basement door, opening it and bellowing down the stairs “WILL! TARA!!! GET YOUR BUTTS UP HERE!!! NOW!”



Meanwhile, down in the basement…



Willow wrapped her legs around Tara’s waist, still suspending herself on the pommel horse, pulling her wife into her as their kissing deepened. Tara responded by placing her hands on Willow’s taut stomach, sliding them upwards until they reached the small, firm mounds of flesh above…



“WILL! TARA!!! GET YOUR BUTTS UP HERE!!! NOW!”




The sound of the yelling startled the witches, causing Willow to break her concentration, sending her landing on her butt on the pommel horse with a thud.



“Whoa! Gotcha!” Tara said, wrapping her arms around the redhead, preventing her from falling off of the beam.



“Talk about your lousy timing!” Willow scowled. “Just wait until the next time she and Faith are trying to…well…you know! We’ll see how they like getting interrupted in the ‘heat’ of the moment!”



“She sounded pretty upset, honey…it must be important. We’d better get up there.” Tara said, trying her best to be understanding. She wasn’t any more thrilled about their ‘quality together time’ being interrupted any more than Willow was; however, she knew that Buffy wouldn’t have called them if it wasn’t absolutely necessary.



Tara leaned forward, giving Willow one last kiss before the two straightened their clothes and headed up the stairs…









To Be Continued...











FIRESIGN
 


Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby sam darls » Sun May 23, 2004 12:22 pm

Hehe..that was so funny :p . Great update Cin. Love sam xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby ShyTemptress » Sun May 23, 2004 5:51 pm

Howdy:bigwave

I just read this all today and wow.... and ew, and even more ew... so with buffy on this, its completely wrong. bad thoughts bad images. Gosh ew.... I want dawnie, wheres the dawnster???

-Shy Southern Temptress:kitty



" Oh all the things I dream of at night, its your body, your lips, and you voice that leap out in my mind the most. When I daydream its you always you."

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby wimpy0729 » Sun May 23, 2004 6:09 pm

Hey Cin! :bigwave



I was so excited to see another update from you! Yay!!:bounce



I was laughing so hard and felt like Buffy, trying to cover my eyes to the Giles visuals, but that made it kind of hard to finish the update.



But a happy visual with that lovely pommel horse, but can't they just enjoy it once without the pommelus interruptus?!!!???



Wimpy

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby The Rose24 » Sun May 23, 2004 10:08 pm

Okay, this has gone on long enough. It is time for them to figure out what the heck is going on.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.


Tara: Willow, I got so lost.

Willow: I found you. I will always find you.


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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby dynarb » Mon May 24, 2004 7:24 am

Oh my...baby that was so frickin' great!! :applause : I was laughing so hard I almost peed!!! :lmao



More? Soon?



You are the one!! :bow



love you - always :luv

Your Thumper

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Tara: You think you know. What's to come. What you are. You haven't even begun."

- Restless



Amber Benson Accolade

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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby lil wiccan » Mon May 24, 2004 8:11 pm

heheh... hey! that was a great update again..lol... man... giles and hahaha... more soon please...

"How can i/ Beleive that my heart will find/ Someone like you/ You see the really me/ No in betweens/ I had nowhere to hide/ You took away the walls around me/ Make me feel safe to share my truth/ I see the heavens open/ A heart that once was broken/ It's holding nothing back/ Now that i found you

lil wiccan
 


Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby SpiritOfTara » Tue May 25, 2004 12:26 pm

Hi! :bigwave

Just read all 88 chapters! Loving this fic! :bounce

Giles' reaction to... everything, is just too funny!



Can't wait for the next update!





~April

Hey," Tara said, "my father's a controlling fruity nut bar who made me believe most of my life that my mom and I were monsters. But I'm not gonna let him decide what I am" --"Monster Island"



I'mmm not as stupid as i look! -- Piper, Taboo



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Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby SJ » Wed May 26, 2004 1:17 am

Very funny update :lol

SJ
 


Re: MY FIRST - Chapter 88

Postby littlecrazy80 » Wed May 26, 2004 12:28 pm

:lmao



*lil´c*

"I am S-E-X-Y" Amber at the FedCon



SweetAmber

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Re: New Fic - "My First"

Postby My Always » Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:38 pm

Hey, the love gauge is runnin' on empty, time for an update :bounce



Put another log on the fire and heat it up in here :luv2



We're waiting

-LR

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My First - Update - Coming soon!

Postby FIRESIGN » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:45 am

Hello Everybody!



Sorry the updates have been lacking lately - work is absolutely crazy! I promise that I will have another update posted by Saturday of this week. Thanks for sticking with me!



Take care,



Cin - aka FIRESIGN:buried

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Re: My First - Update - Coming soon!

Postby wimpy0729 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:32 pm

Sounds great Cin!



We'll be here. Still waiting for that plane ride. :eyebrow



Wimpy

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Re: My First - Update - Coming soon!

Postby bluewillowwitch » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:01 pm

:bigwave Cin :flower ,

Great updates! :clap :bow I can't believe that Buffy gets all mad about Giles and Joyce after what her and Faith were caught doing. :lmao Poor :willow and :tara . Are they ever going to get to make love without someone or something stopping me. :gnome Talk about cock blockers! (of cource, minus the cock,:whistle ) Can't wait to :read more. Update soon, please? :pray :pray :pray :pray





Grace :glasses :flower :fallen :peace

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"Fate keeps on happening."--Anita Loos



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MY FIRST - CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE

Postby FIRESIGN » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:27 pm

CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE



Willow and Tara bounded up the stairs, hand-in-hand.



“Buffy? Where are you?” Willow yelled as they entered the kitchen.



“In here!” Came the Slayer’s voice from the living room.



The pair made their way, walking into the living room, where all eyes were immediately on them.



“What’s up?” Tara asked, innocently.



“Yeah, G-man…what’s up?” Faith said with a devilish grin, referring to his rather obvious ‘problem’.



“Good Lord!” Giles said, placing his hand on the bridge of his nose, shaking his head in embarrassment.



“What are you…” Willow said, looking to the Watcher, noticing the protuberance in his khakis “…oh…OH! Goddess! I SO did not want to see that!” She said burying her face in Tara’s shoulder.



“Yeah…tell me about it, Red! If I wasn’t gay already…I would be now!” Faith said, laughing.



“S-so…I hate to ask this…but was there a reason you called us up here to see…um…this?” Tara said, sheepishly.



“Yes…IS there a reason?” Joyce said, somewhat annoyed.



“HEL-LO!” Buffy said, motioning to her two ‘parental’ figures on the couch.



“Well…you see…um…” Giles began to explain, feeling exceedingly awkward.



“Oh…you…and Joyce…because Tara and I…? Oh…EWWWW!” Willow said, putting two-and-two together.



“Yeah! EWWW! You’re lucky you weren’t the ones that caught them in the act!” Buffy said, obviously upset.



“Now listen here!” Joyce began, finally having had enough of her daughter’s comments. “There is nothing wrong with what…well…what we…Rupert and I…were doing! We’re both consenting adults! After all – it wasn’t so long ago that I was subjected to seeing you and Faith doing…well…whatever it is that you were doing downstairs!”



”That is SO not fair! You guys aren’t supposed to be doing that …you’re…old!” Buffy said.



“WE ARE NOT!” Giles and Joyce said in unison.



“Listen B…they are adults…they have the right to get nasty every once in a while…” Faith said. “I hope we’re still like that when we’re their age!”



Buffy smiled, taking the once-Dark Slayer’s hand in hers, giving it a gentle squeeze.



“You guys are going to have to keep this is check while we’re on the plane, though…I’d like to get there in one piece…and it’s kinda hard to fly a plane when you’re just about to shoot your…” Faith continued, suddenly getting interrupted by an elbow to the midsection.



“What on earth are you talking about?” Joyce said, still not quite catching on.



“Perhaps I can explain…you see, that’s why I came over here in the first place. Every time Willow and Tara…um…express their…affection for one another, they are sending off a wave of tremendous energy that has a tendency to…well…um…” Giles said, stumbling over his words.



“Spit it out, Rupert!” Joyce said.



“Yeah, Rupert…spit it out!” Faith said, snickering.



“Will you…please!” Giles said, struggling to maintain his composure. “Joyce…that’s why things…well…escalated somewhat prematurely between us tonight.”



“You mean…? Oh…oh God…” Joyce said, realizing what had happened. Not that she really regretted any of it. She had always fancied Rupert Giles…she just had never acted on it before. Willow and Tara’s energy was just enough to remove any inhibitions that either of them had.



“I spoke with the coven and they gave me instruction on how to conjure a charm of sorts that should help with that during our travels.” He said, reaching into his pocket, he pulled out an amulet made of silver and amethyst. “As long as one of you is wearing this, it should mask your energies. This will also make it a bit more difficult for the wearer to be tracked magically.”



“That’s a good thing, right?” Buffy asked.



“Well…yes…for the most part. It seems that the powers that are after them are using their magical auras to track them. That is most likely how they found them initially.” He explained.



“I want you to wear it.” Tara said to Willow, remembering how she had almost lost her beloved in the previous attack. She would do whatever it took to protect her.



“But baby…you’re the one with all of the power…you should wear it! I want you to be safe!” Willow said, wanting to protect her love.



Tara took Willow’s face in her hands, pulling her close and placing a soft kiss on her lips.



“Listen to me, baby…alright? You are the most important thing in my life. There is no way that I’m going to let anything happen to you ever again. You are my life. If anything happens to you…I will not…no, I cannot go on. So…you’re really protecting me by wearing this. Okay?” She said softly, looking deeply into her wife’s emerald eyes for acceptance.



Willow nodded her approval. She knew that Tara would not take no for an answer.



Giles handed the amulet to Tara, who slipped it over Willow’s head



“Thank you.” Tara said placing hand on Willow’s cheek.



Willow placed her small hand over her wife’s, leaning into the embrace as a tear ran down her porcelain cheek.



Everyone in the room stood silent, taking in the sight of true love. Each saying their own prayers to keep this special couple safe…



To Be Continued…









FIRESIGN
 


Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE

Postby wimpy0729 » Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:44 pm

Hey Cin! How are you?



Loved the update! Although Giles' little "problem" is still causing disturbing visuals -- EWWW!



Anyway, back to the good stuff. I'm glad Giles found something to mask the girls, or at least one of them. It was so sweet what Tara said to Willow. It was such a beautiful and tender moment.



So, you're going to Chicago to see Amber? I'm planning on it too.



Can't wait for more!



Wimpy



"I like being in complete and utter control. I like to dominate!" -- Amber on her favorite thing about the making of 'Chance'.

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Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE

Postby sam darls » Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:24 am

Giles's little problem...:laugh . Wonderful update Cin :heart . Love sam xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

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Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE

Postby SJ » Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:41 am

Great update :read

SJ
 


Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE

Postby littlecrazy80 » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:49 pm

Great update! :D



*lil´c*

"I am S-E-X-Y" Amber at the FedCon



SweetAmber ~~~ Amber Board

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MY FIRST - CHAPTER 90

Postby FIRESIGN » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:27 am

CHAPTER NINETY



“What is taking so long? Xander…go over and tell those annoying men in uniform to hurry along…we’ll miss our flight!” Anya said, obviously annoyed at the delay.



“An…I know you hate waiting…but I can assure you, we’re not going to miss our flight. I’m sure that Buffy will be through the checkpoint in no time at all.” Xander said, putting his arm around the former Vengeance Demon.



“Perhaps I should go check on her…” Giles said, walking back towards the checkpoint, where he was met by a rather burly Transportation Security Screener.



“I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to wait here.” He said, matter-of-factly as he held his muscular arm in front of the Watcher’s chest. Giles walked back to the rest of the group, watching the scene unfold in front of them.



Buffy stood by nervously on the back side of the x-ray machine, watching nervously as the officer un-zipped her carry-on, rummaging through its contents. The first thing that the officer pulled out of the bag was a rather ornate short sword.



“Place your hands on your head…” The officer began, preparing to arrest the Slayer.



“Oh boy…this is SO not good…” Willow said, seeing Faith starting to move herself into the mix. “…maybe a temporary entrancement spell would…” She started only to be held back by Tara.



“Wait a second…just give Faith a chance.” Tara said, keeping a close eye on the situation.



Willow, Anya, Xander and Giles all watched skeptically as Faith made her move.



Expecting a certain bloodbath, the group was surprised when the once-dark Slayer kept her cool and moved cautiously forward.



“Excuse me, gentlemen?” Faith said politely, trying to get their attention.



“Ma’am…you’ll have to wait…”



“I’m sorry, I don’t think that you understand. Apparently you didn’t receive the memo.” Faith said calmly.



“Memo? What memo?” The lead screener said, leery.



“The official memo…from the ambassador? You’ve got to be kidding me…you seriously didn’t receive it?”



“Ma’am…I can assure you, there was no memo…”



“And I can assure you that there is!” Faith said, giving Giles a quick glance as she pulled out her flip-phone, hitting number 2 on the speed-dial.



Suddenly, Giles’ cell phone began to ring. He quickly reached into his coat pocket, bringing the phone to his ear. “Hello?” He said, hesitantly.



“Ambassador Giles? This is Ms. Duncan.”



“Um…yes…Ms…Duncan. What can I do for you?” He said, hesitantly playing along.



“It looks like we’re not going to be able to make that appointment with the Prime Minister…” Faith said, trying her best to sounds believable, as she knew that Buffy’s freedom hung in the balance.



“What? I seriously hope you know what you’re doing…” Giles said, hoping that the guards could not hear his part of the conversation.



“I understand, Ambassador…Yes…I know how much the Prime Minister was looking forward to Ms. Summers’ demonstration…”



“Ten bucks says the big fat guy will be the first one she hits…I’m thinkin’…head butt maybe…yep…definitely head-butt!” Xander said, enjoying the show.



“Twenty says it will be to the groin!” Anya said excitedly, always wanting to jump into a prospective money-making venture…even if it did involve taking her boyfriends funds.



“Fifty says she won’t hit anyone!” Tara piped in, surprising the rest of the gang.



“Would that be fifty between the two of us…or fifty dollars each?” Anya asked.



“Do you mind?!” Giles said, his temper flaring.



“What? You want to what?” Faith said, taking the phone from her ear and offering it to the guard who, to Faith, seemed to be ‘large and in charge’. “He wants to talk to you.”



“But I…”



“You can explain to him why Ms. Summers is being detained!” Faith said, pushing the phone at him.



Hesitantly, he placed the phone up to his ear. “Hello?”



“Just exactly who in the bloody hell do you think you are, holding up an honorary Ambassador to Scotland?”



“Sir, I…”



“This was all taken care of via the official channels a week ago! I was assured that there would be no problems…and now, this?” Giles said, trying to modify his British accent into a rather poor rendition of a Scottish Brogue.



“I understand, but…”



“There are no buts!” Giles said, not realizing what he had just said.



The rest of the gang tried desperately to stifle their giggling…



“In Scotland…there are no buts!” Xander said, laughing.



“Honestly, people!” Giles said, giving them all a look. “What is your name?”



“My name, sir? It’s Roberts, why?”



“Because I want to make sure there are no mistakes…I would hate to see the wrong chap lose his job for something that you perpetuated!”



At this point, not willing to lose his job, the guard back-pedaled.



“Just a moment, sir.” He said, holding the phone to his chest to mute the sound. “Do any of you guys remember this memo?”



The rest of them shrugged. “I don’t know…maybe. Geezus Bill…I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday, let alone some memo that I may have read a couple of days ago!”



“Maybe? Come on, guys! This is my job on the line, here!”



“Yeah…I think so.” The other guard said, wanting to just diffuse the situation and move on.



The lead officer gave him an aggravated look, shaking his head as he brought the phone back to his ear.



“Ambassador Giles? I’m sorry for the confusion, sir. We’ll move Ms. Summers through the line right away. Again…sorry for the delay.” The officer said, trying to smooth things over.



“I highly suggest that this not happen again in the future, or I can assure you – you will never work within this town again!” Giles said, pressing END on the phone.



The officer handed the phone back to Faith.



“Ma’am, I’m sorry for the delay. We’ll move you through right away. But I’ll have to ask you to allow us to stow your carry-on in one of the crew compartments…due to the…ahhhem…nature of the contents.” He said, running his finger along the blade of the short sword.



“But…” Buffy said, hating to be separated from her weapons.



Faith gave her a quick elbow to the ribs.



“That would be just fine…thank you.” Faith said, smiling as she encouraged Buffy to move along.



“Oh…almost forgot…have to get some ‘girl things’ out of my bag before you take it away…is that alright, officer?” Buffy said, acting innocently.



Realizing what she was asking for, he handed the bag to her.



“Thank you!” She said, rummaging through the bag, taking out two pastel cigar-shaped plastic cases and sliding them into her pocket as she and Faith cleared the checkpoint.



“B…it’s not ‘that time of the month’ for you…” Faith said, somewhat confused.



Buffy pulled out the cylinders, opening the end of each to reveal a more-compact, yet still effective versions of the ever-popular wooden stakes.



“Junior Mr. Pointy…don’t leave home without him!” Buffy said with a wink as they headed down the walkway to the plane.





To Be Continued...























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Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER 90

Postby SJ » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:36 am

Great update :read

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Re: MY FIRST - CHAPTER 90

Postby sam darls » Sun Jul 04, 2004 6:18 am

Great update..wonderful..:p . Love sam xx

"Sometimes things happen between people that you don't really expect. And sometimes the things that are important are the ones that seem the weirdest or the most wrong. And those are the ones that change your life." - Jessie Sammler (Evan Rachel Wood)

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