The Chronicles of Dopeygayland (UPDATED 4/11/10)

[stillrunning]

I am SOOOOO so so glad I found this fic! At first, when I saw the title 'Dopeygayland', I just thought you'd spelled it wrong. But OMG! This has got to be one of the funniest things ever! I was seriously laughing my ass off the whole time. I can't wait for more, and for Recently Gay Willow to talk to Shy Tara. Should be interesting, being she's already lost that 'pesky virginity' to SO SEXY Tara.

[Tarababy77]

How the heck did I not see this one!!! I couldn't stop laughing. What a treat to have found this fic. I would laugh, then stop for about 10 seconds, then laugh my butt off some more. And Tara the slayer??? Love it. I almost thought that Willow was going to have a heart attack when Tara shoved her tongue down her throat. But, what a fic!!! I'm lovin' it. Keep updating when you can. Great work!!! Take care. =)

[tarawhipped]

Wowzers! Thanks for all the yummy feedback! Please enjoys these replies, followed by a (short) update...
-Cameron[br][br]
hermitfish: What can I say, Cyd? Your desciption of Tara amongst the courtyard full of Willows was VERY inspiring, and as long as you're writing something, I'll be happy. LMAO about the "best pickup line." Once again you've picked out one of my favorite lines from the update, always nice to see that. The word 'pesky' was a last-minute addition...I don't think it would have worked as well otherwise. [br]
GayNow: Thanks Car! Glad to help you with your update addiction...er...obsession?...er...yeah. So you want to see RGW meet PST...or did you want ST and VW to meet RGW and THEN meet PST? And what about ZQG? And PYT? Huh, huh??? Heehee. You picked out my other favorite interaction...I LOVE how Buffy used to screw up words, and I haven't used that before, but as soon as the word 'epiphany' popped into my head, I knew I had to have Buffy misunderstand it.[br]
Naeryn: Thank you Naeryn! I'm glad you like painfully shy Tara...I was afraid I might have made her too big of a spaz, but then I remembered that I intended for this series to be over the top, and it makes her that much of a contrast to Slayer Tara. As I mentioned in chat, my inspiration for Oz came from Seth Green's character in Party Monster, but I also tried to make him a little like Anya.[br]
YMKA: Calm down, Marina, jeez. I only meant I don't have to do any more good deeds for a month...I may actually finish this series by the end of the weekend. I'm very glad you appreciated the horrific severity of Tara possibly being straight. Not that there's anything wrong with it...some of my best friends are straight. [br]
pipsberg: Hiya, sneaky! I'm very happy to have given you a laugh...that is the whole point of this little endeavor. Nice to hear that you liked the W/B interactions, since I hardly ever write them. Come to think of it, I've hardy used Buffy as a character...ever. Huh. Oh well. Thanks, dude![br]
watson: Watson, I am happy to tell you that I can at this time confirm that VW, ST, RGW, and PST WILL all be in a bedroom at some point...talking. But that's not for another couple updates. As someone pointed out when I posted the original series, I completely forgot about Larry, so I felt the need to make amends. I agree with you, though...Xander seemed a little TOO uncomfortable with Larry's coming-out...methunk the lad doth protested too much (and that just loses a lot in the past tense, doesn't it?). The FL to AL thing, as well as the other two locations, were actually my nod to several people in chat. We have such an international community here, I thought "why not exploit that?" I mentioned to Naeryn that I really went all out with the contrast between the Taras, and as for how Willow will approach her...it's coming up next.[br]
umgaynow: Aww, Sandi, you are too sweet. This next part has a little of everything, including dominant Tara, so I hope you enjoy. Thanks![br]
terra21: LOL terra...I'm very happy to be continuing this to such wonderful response, so thank YOU! I love Vamp Willow, but I don't think I could do the darkness of the character justice, so I'll stick with my spoof and leave the rest to fine writers like yourself. [br]
meretricious: Mary, I would find it a little frightening that you KNOW the Patti Duke Show theme song, except that I now know that you can recognize every song in the universe in less than 5 seconds. As for the fic, I couldn't let Slayer Tara lose her Vamp Willow, not after she spent all that time training her! Some meetings will happen in this next part, but as you pointed out, I gotta have my cliffhangers! Thanks![br]
kisstheviolets: Thank you Brandy, I'm glad you like spazzy Tara, cause there will be some more of her in this next part. So you say "sensible schmensible" is your motto, eh? Are you trying to tell me I owe you royalties? [br]
stillrunning: LOL...I'm glad you found this fic, too! Tho i'll hav u no Im an eggsullant spellur! RG Willow and Shy Tara will be meeting in the next update, and I hope you continue to enjoy it. Thanks![br]
Tarababy77: Thanks Aaron, and welcome! I'm very grateful to hear that it's given you some laughs. Hopefully it will continue to do so. Take care!

[tarawhipped]

Title: The Chronicles of Dopeygayland
Author: tarawhipped (Cameron)
Email: tarawhipped@hotmail.com
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy
Feedback: If you know what’s good for you, you will.
Distribution: Sure, just tell me where so I can visit!
Thoughts in italics[br][br]
Dopeygayland Spanks Back, Part 3: Comings and Goings[br][br]
In a deserted alleyway off of Sunnydale’s Main Street, two figures appeared out of thin air.[br]
“Well, that was disappointing,” the redhead mused. “I thought we’d be all naked.”[br]
“Have you been watching The Terminator again, Kitten?” the blonde replied in a playfully chastising tone. Willow rolled her eyes and pouted as she took in their surroundings.[br]
“Why did demon-girl have to send us to an alley when it’s still daylight?”[br]
“After eight months of looking for her damn necklace I’d say we’re lucky we got here at all.”[br]
“But it’s so bright. You know how I burn.”[br]
Tara looked thoughtfully up at the sky.[br]
“Won’t be long pet. Maybe a hour or two til nightfall. I guess we’ll just have to keep ourselves occupied until then.”[br]
The Slayer grinned wickedly and pushed her vampire against the nearest brick wall, their mouths and tongues meeting in a hungry kiss. Tara’s skilled hands set to work removing the redhead’s clothing, not stopping until she was completely nude.[br]
“Mistress? What if someone sees?” Willow whispered nervously, demurely crossing her hands over her bared sex. The vampire’s trepidation might have been convincing were it not for the delighted sparkle in her wide green eyes. Tara grabbed a fistful of red hair and kissed her pet roughly, spinning around until her own back was pressed against the wall.[br]
“I thought you wanted to be ‘all naked’,” she smirked, shoving the vampire several feet away and slowly trailing firm hands down her own body to the button fly of her jeans. Willow bowed her head obediently but could not resist looking up through her lashes as each button was popped open. She was trembling with excitement by the time the Slayer peeled her jeans down to just below her knees. Willow raised her eyes in hopeful anticipation.[br]
“Make me come, Kitten.”[br]
Willow knelt before her Mistress, happy for daylight for the first time in her unlife.[br][br][br][br]
Back at the Espresso Pump, Willow sat with her elbows on the table, her chin resting on the makeshift bridge of her twined fingers. She heaved another sigh as she gazed dreamily into the bluest eyes she’d ever seen.[br]
“Hi Tara, I’m Willow…wanna snuggle? ”[br]
The blonde coughed and sputtered. She hastily grabbed a napkin and dabbed at her chin before tossing it onto the growing pile on the table. Across the room, Willow frowned.[br]
“Hmm…definitely stalkerish,” she muttered to herself and tried again. “Tara, I know we don’t really know each other, but I was wondering, maybe, if you want to go out sometime... for coffee, food... kisses, and gay love? Oh…wow.”[br]
Willow discretely wiped away a string of drool and stared wide-eyed as Tara took a sip of her mocha and licked the foam off of her upper lip. The hacker’s mind instantly began forming vividly detailed images of what else that tongue could do. Fantasy Tara-tongue had just continued its downward path after a squirming, giggle-inducing exploration of Willow’s navel when the redhead realized the blonde was no longer at her table. Jerking her head around wildly, Willow barely caught a glimpse of blonde hair illuminated by streetlight.[br]
She’s walking alone…at night…and there are vamps out…I should follow her…just to make sure she gets home safe…not in a stalking way to find out where she lives…it’s practically my civic duty![br]
Thoroughly pleased with her rationalization, the redhead took off in pursuit, noting somewhere in the back of her mind that she’d just spent the last two hours staring at the girl and she still had not come up with a feasible plan to introduce herself. She rushed around the corner and ran directly into Tara.[br]
“Are you f-following me?” the blonde demanded.[br]
Willow shifted on her feet and silently whimpered under the blonde’s withering glare.[br]
“Uh, well, yes?” she admitted in a small voice, quickly adding “but not in a creepy stalker way…exactly.”[br]
Tara turned and walked away. She had just passed the entrance to an alley when the redhead’s voice calling out to her froze her in place.[br]
“Tara! Wait!”[br]
The blonde spun around and backed up a step as Willow cautiously approached her.
“H-how do you know my n-name?”[br]
“Simple,” came the response. Willow and Tara looked at each other blankly before turning in the direction of the voice. A smiling blonde emerged from the darkness of the alley, her blue eyes trained on the redhead. “We’ve met.”[br][br][br]
TBC[br][br]

[GayNow]

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! You did that on purpose!!!! You made me believe!!! ("Wish I could trust that it was just this once, but I must do what I must" -- okay, I've broken into song. )

Okay, so, yeah. You said that RGW and PST would actually talk in this update....but DAYUM, Cameron!! (Please note that I used your full name. If I knew your middle name, I would have used it too.) Now you're just being cruel to us kittens. (And to me specifically...that's right...cuz it's all about me...and you're just being mean to me now.)


I'll give you points for the following:

“Well, that was disappointing,” the redhead mused. “I thought we’d be all naked.”

“Have you been watching The Terminator again, Kitten?”

But only 2 points! This particular snippet of dialogue satisfies my need for pop culture references in fic. It would have been 10 points, but you lost 8 for being mean.

I hope, for your own good, that you update REALLY soon, Little Missy!

Carleen


P.S. Okay...you know I still love you. I should have known by now that you are a little evil kitten (:kdevil) and I should have expected this. Please Please Please update soon. Pppplllleeeeaaaasssseee!!!!

[hermitfish]

Hmmm....Carleen may call you mean but I prefer to call you a naughty, naughty tease. But if the point is to leave us mercilessly congregating around you, begging and pleading for another fix...then congratulations Cam – mission accomplished.

~Cyd

[watty]

One sentence is not talking. It's just an introduction, a hint, and in this case a segue into a cliffhanger. I do think that in order to become a Pens writer, we all have to pass a crash course in writing enticing cliffhangers that leave our readers squriming .

"Hi Tara, I’m Willow…wanna snuggle? ”

The blonde coughed and sputtered.

Did Tara hear what Willow was saying? Or was it a co-incidence that you conveniently put there to tease us? Yes, that's right you're the Mistress of Ultra-tease and like Cyd said, we're your loyal followers. Don't forget though, that if you don't cultivate and take care of your followers they have a tendency of turning against you and will flog you till you give us what we want. Thanks for the quick update.

[ringwaldoeuvre]

Very clever, Cam. I forgot to note that I like the contrast of the Dopeygangland W/T as the aggressive counter-parts to regular W/T. I suppose most people would be assertive if they lived in a dimension where the Master took over, but the way you compliment their personalities is well done. The thing that is most intriguing is how their aggressive "halves" play into getting them together. Shy Willow is sitting there pondering how to hit on Tara, the Wonder-Spaz, and their assertive counter-parts seal the deal. In real life, that aggression would have had to play a part to overcome their awkward tendencies, and using the AU W/T made it that much more interesting. The story, as well as the fun pop-culture references, are great.

Also, I like how you write conversations and interactions. It is very engaging, in the sense that the reader can easily follow the action and the emotions of those involved. Very much looking forward to more.

~Mary

[watersong84]

Oh no! Huge cliffhanger! AH!!!!!

What to do, what to do? This is getting extremely interesting.

Just wondering... how did vamp Willow not burn into tiny little ashes?

YAY!

[WickedReds]

Woo! i get credit! awsome.. hehe sorry i just got caught up... Uni is being a pain in my ass...
WTF!?! Anya sent Tara Slayer and Vamp Willow to... to.... Ummm the other thems reality... okay that sounded right in my head...*reads on* Ooo nakedness...... AHHHH!!! Tara Slayer and Tara shyerrr... yeah u get what i mean... damn cam u love putting fun little twisties in there... lol..
Go Banana ...Go banana

-reds

[Anastacia_Beaverhousen80]

I am really enjoyin this story! I cant wait to read more Also Tara as the slayer is soooooooo yummy!!!!!!!!

[stillrunning]

OMFG! COME ONNNNNNN! That was just wrong, and naughty, and teaserish....and sooooooooo good!! I was expecting a little more dialog between RGW and ShyT...definaetly much more then 'Are you following me?!' type of thing. But still. Now we have ALL of them together. Should be fun fun FUN! I'm excited!!

[Safuega]

Okay, I just read the story the other night but was too tired to leave feedback. I come again today to do my civic duty as a reader and leave feedback only to find this last update. All I can say now is why, why stop there when you are obviously on a roll??!!

Teasing readers into a frenzy is not nice, but who am I kidding, I'm enjoying every minute of it. My sides are hurting from laughing so hard.

Safuega

[the hero factor]

I'm really loving this story. So funny, and so hot.

Spaz!Tara is sooo cute. *sigh*

“Well, that was disappointing,” the redhead mused. “I thought we’d be all naked.”

“Have you been watching The Terminator again, Kitten?”

Loved this. I'm such a geek for pop culture references.

Things should get really fun from here, now the four of them have met. Can't wait for more.

[meretricious]

cam, i think you're going to have to change your board name-all of these short updates with cliffhangers, you're too sadistic to be whipped! not that i'm not enjoying, but would it kill you to throw in a little resolution once in a while, geeesh.
feeling a little sorry for painfully shy tara right now, talk about an overwhelming situation, and also for willow, cause her chance to make a first impression on tara is going to get a little eclipsed here.
ok, bring on the next update, i'm ready to hang on the next cliff you have up your sleeve~mary

[tarawhipped]

Replies, then Part 4. Many thanks to everyone reading and taking the time to let me know what you think. --Cameron

GayNow: Carleen, I don't know if the purpose of your insane-o ranting was to express your displeasure with me, or give me a lil' giggle, but...teeheehee! I would like to point out that YOU were the one requesting an update, which I posted a full day in advance simply because you asked. See? It really IS all about you. I'm glad you appreciated the pop culture reference, but without knowing what these seemingly randomly distributed points are redeemable for, I really have no incentive to change my evil ways. I do apologize for making you wait an extra day for this next one, but I hope the fact that RGW and PST actually have a conversation in it makes up for it. Thanks, Car![br]
hermitfish:

Carleen may call you mean but I prefer to call you a naughty naughty tease

Thank you, Cyd, I appreciate your support, and would just like to respectfully add "takes one to know one." Seriously, though (or as seriously as a person writing a fic entitled 'Dopeygayland' can be) this whole little endeavor is all about playful good silly fun, and I'll admit to getting an inordinate amount of joy in the responses so far.[br]
watson:

in order to become a Pens writer we all have to pass a crash course in writing enticing cliffhangers that leave our readers squirming

Very nicely put, Watson...I agree wholeheartedly. I believe you are a master of this already, and must say I'm looking forward to reading your feedback for Lamplight in another few chapters.

Did Tara hear what Willow was saying?

That interaction was a deliberate misdirect on my part...sorry if it was vague, but I've never done one before. I'll try to clarify: no, Tara did not HEAR the comment. One last thing, was that threat of flogging supposed to dissuade my naughtiness? Cause it won't. [br]
ringwaldoeuvre: Thank you for your very insightful comments about the contrast between the Willows and Taras. Part of it is just to make it easier to differentiate between them, but most of it stems from their experiences. Real world Willow may have been emboldened by her visit to Dopeygayland, but back in her dimension she's reverted somewhat. She may know what she wants, but she's still unsure how to act. As in the first series, there will be an effect from meeting their more assured doppelgangers, especially for Tara. I also appreciate your remarks r.e. the writing style. After reading the "Art of Writing Feedback" thread, I'm a little paranoid about my writing. I'm trying to keep it light and flowing, and with the dialogue in particular that means writing as people actually talk...broken phrases, slang, Buffyisms...it's nice to hear positive remarks on it. Thanks, Mary.[br]
watersong:

how did vamp Willow not burn into tiny little ashes?

I went with the assumption that the alley was shaded enough to provide adequate cover for her. Since the show had the "no direct sunlight" rule, and Spike was often shown near the windows in the sunny Summers kitchen, I figured it wasn't too much of a stretch. LOL on the cliffhanger...maybe I should have put a warning in the notes. Thank you![br]
WickedReds: Yo, G! Sorry to hear that school is getting in the way of reading fan fic. That's a damn shame, and a waste of a good smutbunny. Your synopsis of events thus far was right on, and as far as twists go...there may be more. Thanks, dude![br]
Anastacia_Beaverhousen80: I am so glad you're enjoying it, and more is on the way. Glad you like Slayer Tara...I've read several fics with her as the Slayer, and I credit them with the image, cause it never would have occurred to me on my own. I find it fitting though, since she is as opposite to canon Tara (brazen & confident/shy & insecure) as Vamp Willow is to canon Willow (sly & of few words/spazzy & babbling). Thanks![br]
stillrunning: LMAO...your enthusiasm is quite infectious. I hope the evil teasing cliffhanger was more enticing than frustrating, and I promise more actual conversation coming up next.Thank you.[br]
Safuega: I'm beginning to notice a trend here. So you tell me I'm a naughty tease, but admit you love it. See, THAT is why I stopped there, my friend! I do promise not to keep any Kittens dangling from cliffs for too long, and I'm very glad you're enjoying it.[br]
the hero factor: "Funny and hot" is what I'm aiming for, and it's very cool to hear it's coming across.

I'm such a geek for pop culture references

Me too, and we are in good company, since this entire board is an homage to a piece of pop culture. Hope you like the rest, and thank you.[br]
meretricious: No need to worry about Willow's bad first impression, Mary...she'll get another chance. I'll just let you read on to find out how PST reacts (hint: she will NOT curl up into a ball and cry).

Would it kill you to throw in a little resolution once in a while, geeesh

Of course not, and I plan to...that's what THE END is for. I must admit that writing this has gotten me more in touch with my inner lil' demon, but I would never inflict more torment than I thought you Kittens could handle. I might show you the cliff, but I won't let anybody tip over, okay? Thanks, buddy![br][br]

[tarawhipped]

Title: The Chronicles of Dopeygayland
Author: tarawhipped (Cameron)
Email: tarawhipped@hotmail.com
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Joss Whedon/Mutant Enemy
Feedback: If you know what’s good for you, you will.
Distribution: Sure, just tell me where so I can visit!
Notes: 1. Big grinning thanks to Cyd (hermitfish) for the term “Vampire Layer”
2. The overly exact definition of “sleep” courtesy of the fine people at Dictionary.com
3. Thoughts in italics[br][br]
Dopeygayland Spanks Back, Part 4: Willow and Tara…and Willow and Tara[br][br]
“H-how…w-who…h-how?” Tara stuttered, reeling from the experience of looking at her twin.[br]
“Three excellent questions,” Willow mumbled, shifting her equally astonished gaze between the two Taras. “I mean, I’m pretty sure I know the who, but not necessarily the how…and I would like to add a ‘why?’ When doesn’t really seem that important just yet.”[br]
“You miss me, baby?” Slayer Tara commented, gliding up to Willow and stroking her index finger down the startled girl’s face and across her lips.[br]
“I…uhhhh…,” Willow stammered, looking to the other blonde for assistance but receiving only an incredulous stare. “That is to say, I…uhhhh…[br]
“Bored now,” a soft voice intoned from the shadows, and all heads turned to see another Willow slinking down the alley, idly trailing her fingertips along the brick and openly leering at the Tara clad in a soft pastel sweater and long, flowery skirt. “Wanna play,” she pouted.[br]
“W-what is going on?” Tara requested, looking at Willow but keeping a close eye on the leather-clad redhead circling her.[br]
“It’s complicated,” Willow began uncomfortably. “The short version is that there are many different dimensions, and these two are from one of them…or maybe two,” she realized with a confused frown, pivoting to face the Slayer. “Did you just order up another me like take-out?”[br]
“Jealous, lover?” The blonde replied saucily, slipping behind the redhead and snaking her arms around the girl’s waist. Willow struggled against the strong embrace until Slayer Tara-tongue licking her neck rendered her weak in the knees and gooey in other places.[br]
A certain other blonde stared slack-jawed at the strangely erotic sight of her doppelganger doing naughty things to the clearly conflicted, yet not entirely unwilling redhead. Tara got a brief image of herself doing even naughtier things to the beautiful girl, and felt an acute stirring in her…well…down there. She blinked away the confusing emotion of being jealous of herself.[br]
“Besides,” the Slayer continued. “That is my Willow…seems like there was a bit of a Willow convention in our world. Spike and Dru got the wrong one.”[br]
“But then…that means…Tara! Get away from her!” Willow shouted, breaking out of the Slayer’s grasp.[br]
The startled blonde looked over her shoulder at the redhead behind her, who smiled innocently and waved her fingers in greeting before morphing into her demonic visage and advancing on the girl. Tara screamed and took several quick steps backward, tripped over her feet in her haste to get away and fell on the sidewalk. Willow reached into her backpack and yanked out a cross, which she brandished against her snarling twin. She glanced down to Tara and held out a hand to assist her. The blonde’s first instinct was to recoil, but one look into the redhead’s eyes and she took the offered hand.[br]
Green eyes and blue snapped up in unison as the vampire lunged, and through their linked fingers both girls felt a surge of energy. The vampire and the Slayer went flying back the length of the alley and landed in a heap at the far end. Willow and Tara stared at their joined hands before raising their heads to silently search each other’s wide eyes.[br]
“They won’t be out long,” Willow whispered after several minutes. “We need to get out of here.”[br][br][br][br]
Back at the dorms, Tara only hesitated a moment before gesturing for Willow to come inside. She crossed her arms tight across her chest and curiously watched the redhead, who rotated slowly, inspecting the room with a look of delighted awe on her face. Between her anger at their first meeting, and then fear at subsequent events, she had not really looked at the girl. The redhead’s aura was blinding, and Tara wasn’t sure if it was the girl’s beauty or their momentary merge of power when they’d joined hands, but she felt inexplicably drawn to her.[br]
“Who are you?” she breathed.[br]
“Oh! Right! What with the following and then the ‘surprise!’ there’s two of us…or two of you and two of me…so four of us, technically,” the hacker took a deep breath. “I’m Willow…Willow is me.”[br]
“Tara,” the blonde replied, moving to the bed to get off of her still shaky legs. “Though you obviously knew that.”[br]
Willow moved to stand in front of the blonde, determined to help the girl deal with the clearly traumatic experience they had just gone through.[br]
“Tara, it’s not every day that you meet another you from some alternate universe, and have a close encounter of the blechy kind with a vampire…it’s a lot to take in, and I’m sure you have a bunch of questions—”[br]
“Is this because Sunnydale’s on a Hellmouth?”[br]
“Though that’s not one I expected you to ask.” Willow knitted her brow. “You know about the Hellmouth?”[br]
“Of course. That’s why I came here. I thought there would be other witches I could practice with, but I haven’t met any…until now, of course,” she added, waving absently at Willow.[br]
“Oh…no…I’m not…I mean, I dabbled a bit in high school, but after my last experience with the mojo I decided it’s better if I stick to being the research and computer gal. What?”[br]
“The magic’s inside you, Willow…I could feel it, you know, before? When we um…,” Tara trailed off, not sure how to explain the mystical surge without using the word ‘climaxed.’ “Anyway, magical ability is a gift of the Goddess…you can’t just disrespect the Goddess and not use it…that would be rude.”[br]
Willow opened her mouth, but before she could begin to defend her manners, the blonde scowled and stood up, peering intently at Willow.[br]
“You knew she was a vampire,” she accused. “Before she went all ‘grr, arg’…how did you know?”[br]
“Well, I sort of accidentally got sent to their dimension a few months ago…that’s how I knew who you were…anyway, after we slept together, the other you told me that her Willow was actually a vampire, though I’d already figured that out after finding a big ol’ pile of dust in her bed, so we both thought she had been poofed by Spike and Drusilla, who are these majorly big bads in every dimension apparently…and…hey, are you okay?”[br]
“You s-s-slept with her?” the flustered blonde stammered, her voice rising to a squeak.[br]
“Oh, uhh well, if by sleeping you mean a state of rest in which the eyes are closed and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli…then no.”[br]
“You had sex with her,” Tara clarified, looking directly into the redhead’s furiously blushing face and practically daring her to look away. Willow gulped and nodded.[br]
“Wow,” Tara breathed, her mind flooding with images, all of the naked variety…many involving various degrees of entwining.[br]
“I should go,” Willow stated uncertainly, misinterpreting the blonde’s silence as embarrassment, if not worse. “But, can I use your phone first? I should probably call Buffy and give her a heads up on this.”[br]
“Uh huh,” Tara agreed, absentmindedly indicating the phone on the desk. Wait…Buffy? Who’s Buffy? That would be just my luck, she’s already got a girlfriend.[br]
“Who’s Buffy?” she asked in her most nonchalant voice.[br]
“She’s the Slayer,” Willow explained as she dialed, taking Tara’s nod as proof that she knew the reference. “She’s also my best friend and roommate.”[br]
“So she’ll find them and stake them?”[br]
“Them? Oh…no…only the other me is a vampire. In their world, you’re the vampire Slayer.”[br]
“More like Vampire Layer,” Tara muttered with a smirk.[br]
“No answer,” the oblivious Willow said, depressing the switch. “Maybe Giles—”[br]
A sharp knock startled both girls, who stared at the door as if expecting it to swing open. As they watched in horror, it did just that, revealing their somewhat rumpled doppelgangers smiling back at them.[br]
“Didn’t anyone ever teach you to lock your door?” the Slayer chastised her counterpart and sauntered into the room.[br]
“It’s okay, Tara,” Willow stated as she protectively moved a half step in front of the girl. “Vampire me can’t come in unless you invite her.”[br]
The words were barely out of her mouth before Slayer Tara turned her head to smile sweetly at her lover.[br]
“Come in, Willow.”[br]
The vampire crossed the threshold.[br]
Willow was the first to react. “Oh crap,” she said.[br][br][br]
TBC

[GayNow]

Okay....PST and RGW finally talked...like, had an actual conversation. This is a good thing. They felt the connection and PST was obviously jealous of the fact that VST and RGW had sex. This is also a good thing. VST and VW showing up and entering PST's dorm room...not so sure if this is a good thing. Scary. Disturbing. AAAHHHHH!!!

So how long do we have to wait for an update this time? I need my fix already. *twitch*

Love love love everything that is Dopeygayland, Cam! Keep it going, girl!

Carleen

P.S. Was that less mean?

[Naeryn]

That was... amusing and brilliant. Yay for PST!

I love them all. There is no substance whatsoever to this feedback, just a general yayness and a flood of emoticons, like so:

[hermitfish]

Okay, I loved, loved, and loved that part.

Lots of very Willowesque lines…like the sleep definition. This one was great…

Did you just order up another me like take-out?

Is there a place where you can get Willow take-out…or even rent by the hour? Cause if there is I’m going to be very mad at the people keeping this secret.

Poor shy Tara…she must be very overwhelmed…and jealous of herself (lol). But methinks they are underestimating her and she’ll be stronger than any of them can imagine. Those shy ones often are…to say nothing of the wildcat in the sack part.

Finally, another enjoyable cliffhanger…and if I just happen to be a naughty tease then it means I’ve learned from the best, Cam.

Still bowing humbly at your magnificence,

~Cyd

[dragkinggoddess]

Oh, I thought I loved Vamp Willow before, but not as much as I love Slayer Tara now!

Thank you for this fic. This could be a very confusing story to read, but you have done such a nice job with the dialogue and character development that it is easy to follow. You made it very easy to picture Slayer Tara (and thank you also for that).

[Still Waters T]

Heya Cam You gave a shout-out to Norway? Well, here I am.

Can I just say that "OMG I cannot believe I didn't read this before!" Though on the other hand I'd be lying if I said I'm not I'm glad, cos now I get to read all these updates all at the same time. Yay!

Dopeygayland:
This was soo hot!

The blonde strode confidently into the room, whipping off her sunglasses and directing sparkling blue eyes at the redhead, who stood transfixed. Willow’s gaze drifted up from the black combat boots, over faded denim jeans, to the tight white v-neck t-shirt under the worn black leather motorcycle jacket.

Heh, man! Tara as a slayer, and top that off with that description...heee. LOL it was funny how she went straight for Willow with that look in her eyes like she knew Willow. And Willow backing into the table. The scene was hot, and funny.

Whoa, Buffy AND Faith are pregnant?! Heh, are you sure they won't be regretting both being preggers in a few months, when they're handling at least two tiny babies waking them up at all hours of the day and night?

I’m dating the Slayer? Go me—HER—go her…the other me…cause, hello! straight here…and dating straight Oz…who never kissed me like that…and…and…oh boy…I think I’m kinda gay.

lol yah! GO Willow. And that line "and I think I'm kinda gay" never gets old.

And later the "virgin sacrifice" Tara totally swepped her off her feet...though her feet weren't exatly on the ground, but still. And the confirmation that yeah she's a dyke.

“Oh, yeah,” Willow sighed happily, a big goofy smirk on her sticky face. “I’m a dyke.”

“I’ll say,” Tara agreed heartily.

lol boy are Willow's friends in for a surprise when she tells them just how much she's changed:

Dopeygayland Spanks Back:
Heehee imagine my surprise when I see Norway mentioned So that's what you meant in chat. Woo hoo! Fun!

“In retrospect, it was a bad idea to tell Giles about him and Wes while he had a mouthful of scone.”

I take it he choked on his scone? Btw remind me not to eat breakfast again if I'm reading this fic. Not drinking anything either, might be a good idea.

Aww the image of probably shy, and clumsy Tara is SO cute! LOL Buffy's "pesky virginity" comment. And then:

“She could be straight,” Buffy whispered grimly. Willow paled at once. The thought was too horrible to contemplate.

omg the way you wrote it there, you make it sound like straightness is a disease.

Why do I get the impression Painfully Shy Tara isn't as shy as we think here? Could it be the whithering glance she gives Willow when she asks her if she's following her?

Is Willow, and later Tara channeling Xander from "Something Blue" on the show?

That last update had me almost bouncing in my seat reading it. So exciting! And the way Slayer Tara glided up to Willow, asked if she'd missed her, and started licking her neck. lol making Painfully Shy Tara jealous of herself.

“Oh…no…I’m not…I mean, I dabbled a bit in high school, but after my last experience with the mojo I decided it’s better if I stick to being the research and computer gal. What?”

Great! Then Painfully Shy Tara can teach her the proper way to learn magic - through Wicca. Learning to respect magic and all.

“Oh, uhh well, if by sleeping you mean a state of rest in which the eyes are closed and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli…then no.”

“You had sex with her,” Tara clarified, looking directly into the redhead’s furiously blushing face and practically daring her to look away. Willow gulped and nodded.

I think I would have had trouble looking Tara in the eyes for some reason at this point. Even though Recently Gay Willow and Painfully Shy Tara aren't together, and just met in the real world. Almost feels like RGW cheated on PST when really that's not the case. But still PST is kinda jealous isn't she?

lol I love it when someone says "oh crap!"

Are ST and VW bad for real? Aw but I like Slayer Tara as a good guy, a incredibly hot, take-charge-Vampire Slayer Tara.

Incredible fic Cam! Can't wait to read more! And now I'm off to take a nap - my sleep pattern is turned all the way upside down again.

Liv

[Safuega]

Willow take-out! This was just like watching a comedy of errors. Recently Gay Willow trying to woo Painfully Shy Tara but having to explain how she 'slept' with Slayer Tara! Meanwhile Painfully Shy Tara is in the silly position of feeling jealous of herself when she is not even dating Recently Gay Willow yet! Thanks for the laughter.

Another sucker for tease,

Safuega

[potential_angel]

WOOO!!! Cam you're back and may I just say I'm soo glad you continued with the story. hehe and I love the use of Tara the Vampire Layer although you know I'm still having problems with that vamp nest near my house.

Lol well basically that chapter was fantastic and please don't let vamp willow eat them, unless its of the nice yummy lesbian variety.

Mel

[terra21]

Ok, so, Slayer Tara has had sex with Vamp Willow and recently gay Willow, and she's brought VW to another dimension to have sex with her painfully shy self. RGW wants PST and is still obviously turned on by Slayer Tara and wants to have wild monkey sex with her. PST is seemingly wanting to have sex with RGW and probably secretly wants VW because of VW's animalistic nature. Meanwhile VW is not opposed to having sex with Slayer Tara, PST, or herself (RGW). Have I got that right?

Camster, you gots lotsa splannin to do. I look forward to every minute of it.

[JustSkipIt]

Hey there Cam,
I don't think that I've commented before having just caught up. I like all the mega sexy BDSM parts earlier. That's a nice conceit: having a set of W/T who can do nasty sexy things and another to have some nice inocent coffee and chatting (kind of like Pens). Of course I like both.

This reminds me a little of a story, I think called The Rose?, where threre are like 3 W/T combos in one reality. There's VWillow/Rose/Tara who belong there and bad VW/VT and then some disembodied ones too. Anyway, I like this one.

The only thing is: why does VS-T seem so evil? I know that she's a sex hound and wants something from Willow but it seems like her job is to protect people including from her pet. So surprised to see her allow VW to go after T. I'm looking forward to some explanation. Good job.

[watty]

Yeah well Cam. What the others said. You've turned my brain in to a baby pool of jello , none of the synapses are working. All I can think of is

“Did you just order up another me like take-out?”

and I deterioriate into a rice pudding of insane giggles .

there was a bit of a Willow convention

Where is it and how can I get tickets and backstage passes?

Oh, and I was going to make a chart or something, but terra's to-the-point summary did the job.

[candybabe86]

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*stumbles in laughing hysterically*

Hey!

Oh, ow, sides hurting now. I so loooove Dopeygayland!! I laughed my ass off the whole time! And it ain't stopping soon either! This is soo good. And soo hot!! Example:

Twelve minutes, forty-two seconds later…

“Oh, yeah,” Willow sighed happily, a big goofy smirk on her sticky face. “I’m a dyke.”

Xander and Larry!! I always knew Xander was a big girl!!

“Or? Or what?” Willow asked, her voice rising in panic.

“She could be straight,” Buffy whispered grimly.

*gasps* NO!! You wouldn't do that would you!?!?

“Well, that was disappointing,” the redhead mused. “I thought we’d be all naked.”

I wish...

“Hi Tara, I’m Willow…wanna snuggle? ”

I was drinking a nice refreshing glass of quality H2O when I read this and you know, Tara wasn't the only one coughing and spluttering after this. You had me thinking that was Willow's pick-up line. It would not be an exageration to say I sprayed water all over everything! And in my struggle to save the electronics in my room I created a pretty little pattern on my floor, and a rather large puddle outside my door. My housemates came out and here I am, water running out my mouth/nose, with a damp shirt and a puddle at my feet. I think their expressions could be safely put down to Ah... what can you do?

“Did you just order up another me like take-out?”

Oh... Yes please...

“Oh, uhh well, if by sleeping you mean a state of rest in which the eyes are closed and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli…then no.”

And:

Willow was the first to react. “Oh crap,” she said.

Nuff said...

Love your writing. It's so entertaining and witty! Keep it up! Can't wait for more!

Candybabe

[TemperedCynic]

So now the plot truly thickens - what do SlayerTara and VampWillow want with our intrepid girls? Well, other than snuggles, that is. I can tell a suspense-filled plot is working when I cannot predict which direction the story will lead.

Poor Tara - shy, klutzy gay girl meets a pretty redheaded girl and she doesn't run away. In fact, Willow pursues her. Now she's trapped with two wacky, over-sexed doppelgangers lookin' to party. Dying to see how Willow and Tara will react to the loopy goings-on. Brilliant, Cam!

[YunaMaClay]

Heh you made me smile.... it's been sooo long since I've read Willow Tara fanfic.... I've spent the last few months reading Elphaba/Glinda fics..... but this reall made me laugh/smile.... hope too see more soon


Patricia