Candleshoe wrote:One day I will go mad, and run round the office with a pen up each nostril shouting "No, I bloody well won't!" at the top of my lungs. That would teach 'em...
Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie can get together and share an M&M or something.
Thanks, I'm here all week, don't forget to tip your wait staff.
Seriously, I can sit for 20 minutes with the plastic placed prominently on top of the bill on the little silver dish, but the staff will carefully avoid me!

Yup number one peeve of the day...BEING SHY! It is so hard to be cool when you can't look a woman you find truly attractive in the eye without blushing like a big dork
Emms wrote:My grandmother used to say: if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. I think that is pretty sound advice.

Katez0r wrote:Pretty much anything my mom says. But especially when she asks me reaaaally stupid questions about my sexual orientation. Example: When I came out, this is the first question she had- "Are you attracted to me?" WHAT? WHAT?
Okay, maybe I'm just a very irritable person.
Guppy wrote:I hardly think that qualifies you as an irritable person!!
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