The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Of course. There's just a big government conspiracy to cover it up.

Q: Who invented the internet?

[dynigirl]

A: The internet was spontaniously made when the blue whale and the garden gnome (yes he gets the blame foe alot) decided they wanted to talk to each other without the medium of osmosis.

Q: Who decided Monday should be called Monday?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Jim Davis, in order to give Garfield a foil.

Q: Why would people spend lots of money on something that just ends up being half priced months later?

[dynigirl]

Impaitence and gulability - adverts never lie.

Q Why can't I spell properly, and I don't mena the word?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Um...me no habbla de Engrish.

Q: if a Woodchuck chucks wood, why doesn't a Wheeljack jack wheels?

[dynigirl]

A Because the job title wheel jack has actually no relevance the the job they undertake. They actually are people who grow the glitter that is the main ingrdient to santa's raindeer feed.

Q What does superkalorfragilistic mean?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: It's the name of an extremely complicated sexual position, which I can't get into too much detail about.

Q: Can you win a staring contest with a man with no eyelids?

[dynigirl]

Yes and the man with no eyelids would be disqualified on a technicality

What is really in the middle of the earth?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: A big supercomputer

Q: Is art art?

[dynigirl]

The offical society for the preservaton fo part forbids anyone from answering that question with anything but the following answer. Art is of course art, unless it is grafitti, modern sculputre, impressionist, mass produced, not perfect, owrth less than £1million, made from scrape.

Q Can you get lost on the internet?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: I think so. I haven't been able to find a way to get my homework done.

Q: Someone wanna do my psych project for me?

[DelWhicker]

A: No, but you can make your psych project about me.

Q: Where'd that TV remote get to?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Under the couch.

Q: Where have all the good times gone?

[dynigirl]

A I'll give it a go, not sure what mark you'll get. I very rarely wrote assigments sober, apart form the ones I wrote at work. Didn't Jea do psych rope her in

Q Where does the saying life the worl and the universe come from?

[DelWhicker]

A: The answer to both questions: the people that make Russian nesting dolls.

Q: Why can't I plant a banana and get a banana tree?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: You need the magic stick. And by that, I mean the backhoe.

Q: If the Hero's watch us, does that mean they also look at us in the shower?

[DelWhicker]

A: If it's Batwoman, I certainly hope so.

Q: What is a pie bazooka?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: An ancient weapon of incredible power. That, quite ironically, fires bannana cream pies.

Q: I need a test target. Any takers?

[dynigirl]

Only if you change it to Strawberry cream pies, blurr to banana's

Q Can I though one back at you

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Only if you're prepared to get doused from head to toe in strawberries.

Q: Of what use is call waiting?

[dynigirl]

A It makes the telecom companies money. The local therapists get comission as it stresses people out so much.

Q Why don't automated telephone services never have the options required?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Because machines don't care about that sort of thing.

Q: Why are Japanese shows so strange?

[dynigirl]

A They are in competion with the shows made on Mars

Q Who got to name earth earth?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Little green men.

Q: How come the tea kettle always blows when no one is looking?

[dynigirl]

A Because it is shy

Q how ong till the computer room shuts, can we type fast enough?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Probably. No one's come to throw me and the other guys out yet.

Q: Can I indeed get the seven more posts I need today?

[dynigirl]

A Looking hopeful

Q Who really tried to toast bread still in the packet to mean they has to add an instruction to remove bread from all packaging before toasting?

[DelWhicker]

A: The guy who accidentally toasted the bread in the packet wrote those instructions so others wouldn't do what he did, thus becoming the first person to utter the words, "Do as I say, not as I do."

Q: How do the bubbles get into soda?

[Auburn]

A: They jump from a really high building, and when they land in the soda they realise that there's another bubble that had the same idea, then they make whoopie and have baby bubbles that bounce and hit your nose when you're trying to drink the soda.

Q: How come you're in a better mood when it's sunny weather?

[Candleshoe]

A: Because girls wear less clothing when it's sunny, and I can perv from behind sunglasses. Not strictly an un-answer, but less relevant than a technical answer about endorphins and seratonin!

Q: What is the sticky stuff on the back of a post-it note?