The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[kindagay]

A: Trust me, you really don't wanna know

Q: Do you know the muffin man?

Hugs
Jeanne

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Of course. I also know his cousin, the Candy Man.

Q: Why is Easter on its way when it was supposed to be here two months ago?

[DelWhicker]

A: It takes the Easter Bunny 11 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 14 hours and 32 minutes to get here every year. Leaving him 3 days, 9 hours and 28 minutes to prepare all those yummy baskets and to die and hide all those eggs. If he'd just leave the tortoise alone, he'd be here a hell of a lot sooner.

Q: Why does the early bird get a worm?? If he's the first one up, shouldn't he be getting his pick of Krispy Kremes??

[FineyMcFine]

A: DelWhicker, you've perhaps heard of the "booby prize"? That's the early bird and the worm. (He was totally disappointed, too - he thought he was going to get some actual boobies.)

Q: Why do trees grow upward?

[Thianne]

A: what makes you think that?

Q: do you think that is sally the one upside down, or the trees?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: We're all upside down. In our special way.

Q: Is everything really beautiful in its own way?

[Thianne]

A: i didn't do it!

Q: did you put sugar in my coffee?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: No, but I did put something else there. *shifty eyes*

Q: Is Dr. Evil really that evil?

[Thianne]

A: i asked my dog, but he said he didn't know it and that the curiosity killed the cat (i'm not sure if he meant that literally)

Q: what the heck did you put in my coffee?!?!?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Sweet-N-Low. Why? What did you think I put in it?

Q: Am I evil?

[Thianne]

A:i asked my dog again, but he said he couldn't tell, since he doesn't know you

Q: don't you just love my dog?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Not really. The bitch doesn't even think I'm evil.

(Bitch is the name of a female dog, folks. Don't forget that.)

Q: OK, so I may not be evil. But am I crazy?

[Thianne]

A: he says that you definitely are, since you called him bitch and he could bite your head off if he saw you

Q: do you think i'm crazy?

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Not as crazy as I am.

Q: Should I be scared that Vale's dog is coming after me?

[Thianne]

A: definitely not! he's more of a run-away-dog than a guard-dog

Q: and did you understand what i just said? (i think i made up words)

[SithLordWiccan]

A: Not really. But then again, I don't really understand anything.

Q: How can you half expect something?

[Thianne]

A: because is the half part of it that i expect, not the expecting part.

Q: why are you jumping like a baby kangaroo?

[DelWhicker]

A: Because I had Mexican food for lunch.

Q: Why do we lose nap time when we grow up?

[Auburn]

A: Because the sleep fairies sprinkle us with less dust. They recieved a request to have more hours in the day by silly energetic people and thought it was reasonable because that would mean that all fairies could work less hours. So the sleep fairies only sprinkle us with sleep dust when it's dark disabling us having nap time.

Q: Why are Spongebob's pants square?

[Hers Always]

A: because Spongebob round pants just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Q: Why do I not only fall down the stairs, but I tend to fall UP the stairs?

[dynigirl]

A Falling upstairs in a special skill given to only a few, including you and myself, I can't tell you who the awarding body of this specail skill is otherwise the moon will eat all the stars.

Q Why is football taking over the world?

[inlerf]

A: Dude, football has never and will never and so is not taking over the world. Handball, on the other hand, is plotting to take over the world on Galaxy A-128-BB-2.

Q: Hugh Jackman is so hot, isn't he hot?

[oneyedchicklet]

A: Well, I haven't taken his tempreture lately but I'd go with Lukewarm.

Q: How close do you need to be if you are local?

HUGS
Barb

[Thianne]

A: well, you have to be really close to me, like.....i don't know, 10 cm? local is the contraption of located-near-val so....very close

Q: what color was napoleon's white horse?

[oneyedchicklet]

A: At first it was thought to be purple with pink stripes. But after getting some hair samples and testing them, it has been proven to be Ecru.

Q: Why do people feel the need to wave when passing a news crew?

HUGS
Barb

[Thianne]

A: they're afraid of cameras. they try to wave them away

Q: how come that the water's liquid?

[Darth Pacula]

A: It's not. Water just looks liquid because it's highly nervous, so any time anyone actually ever see's Water, it's just wet itself in panic.

Q: Should I shave before I go to work tomorrow? It's been about a week now.

[Thianne]

A: you know, the thing about shaving is that you need to do it every 6 days and 12 hours, you can't just wait a whole week. so you need to count the hours.

Q: think i should eat?

[inlerf]

A: oh yeah. but be careful of what you eat. sometimes hairs get caught between your teeth and depending on the diameter, it can be infinitely more painful than the accidental floss-cut-gum issue. better to eat one who has waxed, shaved, or at least trimmed. au naturel is, of course, good and all that jazz but hey, imo the presentation doesn't whet me--my appetite i meant. so i guess it's up to what you like to eat. pro-choice! found one that fits your taste, EAT!

Q: Why do so many directors like to have copious, unnecessary amounts of scenery shots?!

[db]

Candleshoe wrote:

A: They are flirting. Who's flirtiing? Am I missing something db?

A; You and Auburn, of course... and I should *hope* you aren't missing it!


Topic:
A: Well yes. It is always good to eat. But the what and how much is inversely proportional to the square root of the followiung equation:

[center] (waist size + last night's supper guilt quotient factor) * residual childhood baby fat insecurities
___________________________________________
number of times you flirted this past week[/center]

Q: Should I both cut and color?