Bumper Stickers

[Thianne]

i know Dyni, i almost brought down the store laughing when i saw it

[JustSkipIt]

I saw this one today and will probably actually order some. It's awesome.

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[kisstheviolets]

I was in Dallas last week and saw the following on the back of a car that also had a Southern Democrats sticker:

"I miss Bill."

I had to take a picture of it. I definitely need one of those.

[NewRuthRising]

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes"

"My wife's other car is a broom"

" We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

"Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars! "

[JustSkipIt]

Yesterday I saw "my bronco can buck off your honor student" (on a cowboy's truck) and then "Girly men Vote too."

[DameSansMerci]

My physics professor has one tacked above his chalkboard that says "Astronomers Do It All Night Long". Also, my timid little mother's all-time favorite is "Horn Broken: Watch For Finger".

[Selena Taiki]

"I think therefore I'm liberal" and then one a friend gave me "just because no-one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist"

[FineyMcFine]

I saw one that said "Latin: The Basic Language."

[JustSkipIt]

This one is not a bumper sticker but...

There's this Vegetarian restaurant right by campus. On the bathroom door someone has written

"You can not hide an elephant behind a lotus flower" - Buddhist proverb

and under that someone else has written

"Nor vandalism behind proverbs."

[kayaushk]

On the drive to work today:

Jesus loves you
but everyone else thinks you're an asshole

[Darcy]

"Real Scotsmen wear kilts because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards."

I have a bulletin board at work covered with buttons and bumper stickers, mostly from

http://www.nancybuttons.com

For any given situation, I probably have an appropriate button on the board. And that's not counting the ones at home!

[JustSkipIt]

My wife saw one that said:

"I love my country but I think we should start seeing other people."

[Brianna]

I've found this!!

http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/fmBS_1074.jpg

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http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/95.jpg

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[mangled_monkey]

My sister used to have some great stickers. They were mostly bands, but my sister got her a few such as:

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk"
and
"I do what my rice krispies tell me to"

Which, combined, really explain why we called that car the tank. She had tons of accidents and it just kept running!

Some of my favorites:

"Vote for Cthulu, why choose the lesser of two evils"
"Support the troops: Bring them home"
"Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you"
"Heavily Medicated for your safety" (fit when i got it, but im off my medicine now. *menacing grin*)
"We do it with the lights on" and in smaller letters "the American Shakespeare Center"

And I'm not religious, but I did like "Try Jesus, if you don't like him, the Devil will take you back"

Also, I like the
"I don't mind if you're straight as long as you act gay in public"

Annnd... that's all i can remember.

[badkitty]

I have a bumper sticker that I get a lot of comments about, and pretty much all positive (even in formerly red now purple state Ohio):

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN THE PRESIDENT WAS GETTING SCREWED

One of these days I'm going to add "Come The Rapture, Can I have Your Car?"

Also, I don't know if y'all have ever been to Northern Sun - it's really the best lefty site for bumper stickers, t-shirts, and other subversive gear I have ever seen. Check it out: http://www.northernsun.com/

-bk
(gail)

[tarawhipped]

On the way home today I saw:

"What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?"

[Karmah]

I live by a Catholic Highschool so I nearly peed my pants laughing when one of the students passed me with this bumper sticker..

If you don't pray in my classroom I won't think in your Church

[morningstar]

one of the bumper stickers on my car states:

my dog is smarter than your honor student

and while that is funny what is even more funny is that underneath it is my middle school honor roll sticker and to the right of it is the highschool honor sticker....

i have a bunch of others on my car but they are in Hebrew so many people cant appreciate them...

[dlline]

The sticker on my car says:

Hug a Musician
They never get to dance

[JustSkipIt]

Today I saw one I didn't really get. It had a picture of a pig looking at the camera and it said

"No. I don't have any SPARE RIBS". We couldn't tell if it was an anti-meat thing or an anti-creationism thing or just a joke.

[JustSkipIt]

Today I saw one I didn't really get. It had a picture of a pig looking at the camera and it said

"No. I don't have any SPARE RIBS". We couldn't tell if it was an anti-meat thing or an anti-creationism thing or just a joke.

Ok, I parked next to a car today with that sticker today so I got a closer look. Sure enough, it's an anti-meat sticker from peta.

[GoodWitch]

For any South Park fans I saw a bumper sticker that read:
"I killed Kenny"
The only problem was that the driver of the car with this sticker didn't 'get it' when I shouted out, "You bastard!"

And there's always:
"Sorry I Missed Church, I've Been Busy Practicing Witchcraft and Becoming a Lesbian"
This was one of my all-time fave's!

[Justified12]

Hehehe I loved this one
"Jesus saves...passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!"
and of course
"Let's get one thing straight...I'm not"

[Boschi]

God used to be my Co-Pilot,
but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

[VMarie]

My car has a few stickers on it...and once I wash it, I'll be putting on a few more.

Right now it has:

1 Celldweller sticker
2 Garbage stickers
1 Scissor Sisters sticker
1 HorrorPops sticker
1 Raveonettes sticker
1 Stellastarr* sticker
1 Tegan & Sara sticker
1 Libertarian Party logo sticker
1 Equality Virginia logo sticker
1 "DX" logo window cling
1 "Unity Church" logo window cling

[JustSkipIt]

Yesterday I saw one that said:

"If you want to anger a conservative, tell him lies.
If you want to anger a liberal, tell him the truth."

[JustSkipIt]

You know those magnetic ribbons that are on cars that say things like "Support our Troops" and "Fight Breast Cancer"? Today I saw one that said "Support Farting." I literally laughed out loud.

[LordVader]

I saw one a couple of weeks ago that said

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot

Cindy

[umgaynow]

Never the experiment...
Always the control

[Shaucker]

saw this on the way to work, made me laugh:

Republicans for Voldemort

and my all time favorite is a beige sticker/button that says Generic Punk Band