The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[JustSkipIt]

A - Duh! Roots. Roots of all kinds: tree roots, square roots, potatoes and turnips. Genology. You get the idea. Ok, maybe you don't.

Q - On Extreme Makover they moved a house. How much does a house weigh?

[Thianne]

A: do i look like someone who can answer to that? really?

Q: why do i look like someone who can answer to that?

[JustSkipIt]

A Careful dieting and a skin care regimine.

Q - Why do the British pronounce Lieutenant with an f?

[dynigirl]

A. We don't!

Q. Who is that gremlin that lives in the cupboard and amkes the veggies go off before I get chance to eat them?

[Saena]

A: That's Bob. Sorry, I'll make him stop.

Q: Why do the waves always wash away the sandcastles I make?

Saena

[umgaynow]

A: Because waves are nature's art and architecture critics or at least they have been since they were fired from The Village Voice...no one knows precisely why, but it is widely suspected that it was something to do with changing the genders in the personal ads and switching the apartment shares into open invitations to olive oil parties


Q: Why must dogs always dig before they lie down, whether they are on grass, carpet, sand or concrete?

[Auriam]

A: cause they are not kitten

Q:Why people love make love on a love song ?

[NewRuthRising]

Because hating it would be bad karma.

Has anyone actually built that better mousetrap? If so, why aren't we at their door?

[Boschi]

There was a little problem with the navigation system.

Q: Who is that?

[Brianna]

A:that is the monster who lives under my bed!!

Q:Why is the moon so bright?

[Uzu]

A- Because it's a great big honking geek.

Q- How come they call that Slayer weapon thingy from season 7 a scythe when it looks like a swanky fire axe?

[Brianna]

A: cause is a disguised axe!!! It' hiding it dont wanna be recognaised

Q: Why the CD-rooms have a hole in the midle?

[Auriam]

So can make into a finger (bad mind )

Why we sold pack of bread by 10 and saussage by 8 ?

[Brianna]

cause we have to feed the bread eating monster!

what are the toes for?

[kivrin]

so you can stimulate erogen areas without touching them...ooh yea reflexotherapy, very funnny

[Auriam]

to make fun of

Why people love big breast ?

[Brianna]

A: cause they cut them and give them to the horses to eat

Q: whay people have same time posting pronblems? (auriam your last post is doubleposted....)

[Auriam]

Cause life are too easy !


Why life is that easy ?

[Brianna]

cause we have or own fairies making it easy!!!

why children can se fairies and we cant?

[umgaynow]

A: Because they don't have them...this is the voice of experience speaking

Q: Why is there always one arsy family that gives out toothcare items or fruit for Trick or Treat?

[Brianna]

A: cause they want children tooth....

Q: What is de essence of Halloween?

[willntarra4eva]

A. The essence of hallowen is a table spoon of toads.

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

[Brianna]

A: cause the cow wanted to be an astronaut

Q:Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?

[Belli Bear]

The cow wanted to be an astronaut because he was sick and tired of all the other barnyard animals laughing at him and calling him names like uh.. 'weird walker' and 'geeky goit' because he couldn't walk down flights of stairs so he studied really hard at university, got a degree in astornauting, bought a rocket from the chickens and blasted off into space with lots of gas power brought on by the copious amounts of methane exiting his body due to the digestion of lots and lots of grass and thats the story of why the freaky cow that for some reason was male.. wanted to be an astronaut

Why can't cows walk down stairs?

[Uzu]

A- Because stairs hate cows or anything remotely bovine. They've been holding a grudge ever since some old Bessie was given a 'sacred animal' status by an eccentric farmer and all the stairs got jealous.

Q- Where does cork come from?

[Auriam]

From aliens !

Why human being can be the worst like the best ?

[Brianna]

A: Cause of the dark loth queen rules!

Q: how does the dark loth queen like?

[kisstheviolets]

uhm, i'm not going to even try with that....

Q- Where does cork come from?


A: from corkboards.

Q: The Post-It/Highlighter Combo pen may be the single greatest merging of office supplies ever created. Will anything ever top it?

[Candleshoe]

A: Given my recent experience with ordering stationery, I can say without a doubt that the one item I wish existed is a stapler/teasmade. The traditional shape of the stapler doesn't lend itself well to a machine for making tea, I'll grant you, but I believe it could be possible. The up and down action so beloved of the stapler could be minimised to prevent sloppage by simply reducing the gap into which the paper slots.

Obviously, that would make it impossible to staple more than one piece of paper at a time, but it's a small price to pay, surely?

Q: Is there anything between fact and fiction?

[watty]

A: Between fact and fiction there is tea and scones. Tea and scones, with jam and clotted cream of course, are the only the best.filler.ever, and transcends the realm of "fact" and "fiction."

Q: If a chicken can be spatchcocked, then what can we do to a pumpkin?
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