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 Post subject: Re: Smut Bunnies! (updated 18/Oct/05)
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Agent Sith Bunny reporting in, preparing to deliver the feedback/comments package in relation to the latest update on the adventures of Agents Adora and Shy Bunny.

Artemis wrote:
"I respected you," Daniel said quietly.

"I know," Willow agreed. "But you didn't respect who I became. You wanted me to stay the shy, insecure, introverted girl forever, and no-one stays the same forever."

"I liked the way you were," Daniel insisted. "What happened to you?"

"I grew up, Daniel," Willow said patiently. "I grew up, and I started thinking, well, maybe some of the things I was always too nervous to try, maybe I should give them a go, now that I'm old enough to know what I'm doing. I found out wild doesn't have to equal spaz."


Daniel should really know better than to expect Willow to not change. Change is a natural part of life. One cannot expect things to stay the same over a long period of time. That's how civilizations die out.

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"What on earth are you wearing?" Tara asked.

"Villain-wear!" Harmony shouted.

"It's barely underwear," Willow chuckled.

"Did you forget to put something on?" Tara added. Harmony opened her mouth to reply, paused, looked down to check her attire, then glared at both of them.

"I suppose-"

"Villain-wear really shouldn't have lace trim," Tara suggested.

"I'm trying to explain your imminent doom here," Harmony pointed out.

"I don't want to sound judgemental, Harm," Willow said, "but what you've got there really doesn't say 'villain' so much as 'free ride'."

"Oh like a skin-tight wetsuit is so much better," Harmony scoffed.

"At least we've got a reason for wearing these," Tara countered evenly.

"Which isn't 'advertising our availability to any nearby sporting teams'," Willow added snidely.


Harmony is really proving to be good in the "comic relief" department. I hope that she continues to deliver the laughs, because I know that she'll make them worth laughing about.

And for the record, there's nothing wrong with women in skintight wetsuits. Nothing at all.

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"You're right, it's not about him, or his crusade," she whispered. "It's about one thing: I'm better than you." She glared for a moment, then shot a glance at Willow.

"All of you," she said. "I'm the best."


At last, the truth about Agent Queen Bunny comes out. She always seemed to me to be the type to try and be better than everyone at everything. The problem is, of course, that such thoughts and actions eventually lead to fear and anger. And a wise man once said that fear and anger lead to suffering. And it certainly appears that Cordy is suffering.

Hopefully she'll come around. And when she does, she'll find that she doesn't need to be better than everyone, only that she needs to be respected.

I'm also happy to see that the Agents tested the Aston Martin's vibration feature, and that it brought both of them immense pleasure. Brings new meaning to "back seat driving".

And now that Daniel's evil scheme has been exposed, the entire Ministry should be mobilized to assist our field agents in any way possible.

In the meantime, I will sit back and await the next update on Agents Shy and Adora Bunny with great excitment.

Agent Sith Bunny, S.M.U.T's Philosophy/Psychology professor and sword trainer extraordinaire, signing off.

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 Post subject: Re: Smut Bunnies! (updated 18/Oct/05)
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Agent Brer Rabbit here to say that Anya provided Agents Shy Bunny and Adorabunny with a piece of equipment which is not only functional but immensely pleasurable as well.
The remote control activator for the Aston Martin is a stroke of genius.
This latest installment of their adventures was lingusitically edifying as well 'cause platypuses, who knew?
Willow's explanation to Daniel of how he refused to grow up due to his Peter Pan complex had me standing up goin 'ya, you tell him Willow."
Daniel is like Lex Luthor leading the Legion of Doom with his minions of Harmony and Cordelia losing sight of the larger picture of villainy.
One thing's for sure, I'll never listen to that Beach Boys song in the same way ever again.
"First gear, hold on tight"
"Second Gear, a mean right'
"Third Gear, something"
"Faster, it's all right"
I much prefer the visual imagery that comes with the Willow and Tara version.
The British firm where Anya does her toy shopping gives new meaning to the old ad phrase "Reach out and touch someone."
Willow and Tara are sending each other clear messages and now they can text their brains out.

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I'm having so much fun reading this. Thank you.

Looking forward to the ongoing adventures of the SMUT bunnies.

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That was a great update.

I liked Oz giving his evil monologue, though was disapointed that he didn't have a villain light.

Also the bit with Cordelia and Harmony arguing about the plural of plattypus. Actually Cordelia does seem to be Shego to Oz's Dr Draken. Though I'm not sure who that makes Harmony.

Once again Willow proves herself to be the better driver. I'm a bit worried about them picking up Plattypussy Galore. Will PG prove to be a worthy villain after all and turn on them? Or will she join the good guys as Mini me did?

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Also the bit with Cordelia and Harmony arguing about the plural of plattypus. Actually Cordelia does seem to be Shego to Oz's Dr Draken. Though I'm not sure who that makes Harmony.


Justin, maybe Bonnie?

Also great update Chris, hilarious.

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Field director of statistical analysis. :rofl you know me so well. Like Car said "so appropriate." Thanks for the shout-out!

Villains like Harmony, Cordelia and even the stoic Daniel tend to talk too much! They could be funny if they weren't so pathetic. Love the flashes of hilarity you've interspaced in there:
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"Your master plan relies on Harmony!"

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"You want me to catch Gulf Air syndrome?"

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"Villain-wear really shouldn't have lace trim,"

:lmao

Excellent adaptation of the Toy. It's a fascinating device, but I like your use better. Bravo to Anya!

Of course Tara "driving" Willow. :drool By the time she got up to 3rd gear I was sweating, 4th gear and I was squirming and 5th gear my jaw dropped. so hot. Sigh, how do you do it?

So the next chapter is full of sappiness eh? And it's all my fault? :devil
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So the next chapter is full of sappiness eh? And it's all my fault?


There are people who would blame you for that. And there are people who would thank you for that.

Guess where I stand?

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WOW, this is an awesome fic!!
And i can't help but wonder why I never read it till now...probably 'cause I lost half of my brain cells a few months ago, hehe.
Well, at least I found it today and I couldn't stop...so it was a long reading, and even tho my butt was not too happy about it, the rest of me was. I couldn't stop laughing.
And I know it's a little late, but I'd like to know what the requirements are to apply for an agent position...if I may.
Thanks for this story. Oh, and maybe you could consider sending Agents Shy & Adorabunny on a mission somewhere near umm...I dunno...South America, perharps? Maybe Chile? I'd love a chance to meet them. :eyebrow
I'm waiting for an update!

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hey it took me a few days to read this entire thing but i LOVE it :drool
can i be a smut bunny too? please? :pray maybe like goth bunny maybe? punk bunny? deadly bunny? seems like i have a dark fixation...
anywho..since im rambling ill move on...hope you update soon!

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Oh my god this was amazing and very very good.

SMUT Bunnies, lol i just love it, what a great twist on Willow/Tara, they are still adorable and somewhat naughty together.

I think this story needs to carry a (Go grab a cold shower afterwards) warning.

Loving it,

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Darn... I've sadly neglected this poor fic. For some reason the latest chapter proved quite difficult to write, and coincided with a period of somewhat-blockage for me, writing-wise, when it was difficult to really write all the time - hence only turning out occasional fics, like Stardate and She-Ra. But, yes, the past tense in that sentence was intentional - the next chapter is done, and shall be posted by this timw tomorrow, once I've gone over it and done bbcoding and so on. Phew, finally. Hope y'all don't mind the huge delay :paranoid

Anyway, before the update, I'll reply to all your lovely feedback:

onlyhalfevil: Thanks :) I put Harmony in initially just because it was ridiculous, and kind of fitting what with henchmen usually being thick as a plank in these things. But then I started wondering why Oz kept her around, with the result that she got her idiot-savant super-programmer ability. I'm glad you liked the smut - there is, of course, more in the next chapter (and a pretty big hint to the smut to come in the chapter after that).

Paul: Thank you. Glad you like all the villain banter, I admit at times I get carried away with it, and it takes over and I have to rein it in before I can get the story back underway. The evil anti-smut virus is intact, the huge computer thingy was the only way to store the program in its uncompressed form, where Harmony could work on it and refine it. Once it was done, it got downloaded to the fancy plasma-thingy, which Oz took with him. That's the technical explanation, the real reason is I just didn't want to go through this story without the villain having a big supercomputer somewhere ;-) The car battle on the bridge was actually the first thing that existed of this fic, even before it became a Willow and Tara story - as soon as I saw the Millau bridge, I thought that'd be an awesome location for Bond to put his Aston-Martin through its paces against a well-armed enemy car or two. Yes, Willow and Tara have a pet - and I don't think Platypussy's evil ways will pose a problem. I honestly don't think platypusses have enough brainpower to be evil, so we can take it for granted that she's not so much evil as just confused by the whole thing.

Alex: Hi, thank you. I did want there to be something at least vaguely solid behind Oz being the villain, something that'd make some kind of sense - otherwise I'd have had to have picked an actual canon villain, and I preferred doing something different. Harm is comedy gold, especially once she became inept-villain Harmony. Queen Bunny is obsessed with being the best, but there's still more beneath the surface of her - she's got a reason for everything she does, even if her actions end up being against everything she should stand for. And the next chapter, to offer a teensy spoiler, will prove you right - the entire Ministry is swinging into action to head off Oz's evil scheme.

taralicious: Thanks :blush Yeah, now I'm not going to be able to think of that Beach Boys song the same way either. And yes, I did have to look up the plural of platypus, as I was uncertain myself. I liked having Willow stand up to Oz, not just combatively, but in terms of telling him exactly why she is the way she is - I think there needed to be that explanation of why they're on opposite sides now, as people, as well as just as heroine and villain. That was kind of closure to the subplot of Willow's old relationship with Oz.

Anne: You're welcome :D

justin: Thanks. Yep, Cordy is very much Shego, or rather, I see Shego as basically a superpowered Cordy. Either way, I kind of love Shego, in a villainy way. True, Willow is the better driver of the two, and better than Cordy as well, which isn't doing wonders for Cordy's peace of mind.

Selena Taiki: Thanks :)

watty: Thanks - of course stats, what else could Hidden Bunny be? Though I did toy with the idea of having her show up with some kind of Predator-style personal cloaking device, hence the 'hidden' - but the stats thing was too good to pass up. How do I do it? Well, sadly, I don't do it... I guess credit has to go to all those Willow/Tara, Janeway/Seven, and Xena/Gabrielle writers who've shown how it's done :blush Yeah, the next chapter is your fault ;-) Though I can't quite remember why - it may have been from reading Lamplight, and wanting to have some lovey, sexy fun to counteract all that angst. Good angst, of course, but angst nonetheless. Of course, I could just go back and see if I explained why it was your fault earlier in this thread, but where's the fun in that?

Karinna: Thank you :) Did I ever PM you about being an agent? I certainly meant to, but I've got the sinking suspicion that I was an idiot and forgot - if so, forgive me :bow The only requriement to be a Bunny is to be a supporter of hot sexy love :party And to choose a Bunny name, of course. Then you get added to the agent roster and will forevermore be a Bunny.

Lucicer: Thanks :) Goth Bunny was added to the roster at your request :D

Rachel: Thanks. Yep, they're naughty - they're fun naughty, I hope. They're sexy and confident and in love, and they do all sorts of things that regular people just dream about. What else is smutfic for, after all?

Well, now I'm finally caught up (sorry I didn't earlier, I'd just feel kind of odd posting to this thread without a new chapter to offer you all), Smut Bunnies Chapter Fourteen: 'Goldenaccessory', will be posted within 24 hours. Bunnies Forever!

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ARTEMIS HAS A NEW AVATAR!!! omg. love the gif. but one slight sigh, the starting, at Smut Bunnies, the contrast should be uhm, higher? for amber's pic. cause doesn't quite fit aly's.

heh, saw your post about updating today and my heart rate positively went up. WOO!

can i get next update dibs? :smash

aaand, p.s: one question, two, rather. chris, you're a guy, yes? and artemis, why artemis?

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inlerf: Yeah, it's not quite a match, but contrast and colour saturation are still tricky for me at times. The time I've spent dinking around with Photoshop (which never actuallt included reading the manual :blush ) has tended more towards full manipulation, which isn't an option on the Kitten - my fine-tuning skills are a bit rusty, from all the time I've spent relying on the ability to just mix and match photos that already have the right contrasts, and choosing their bodies separately. To answer your questions: yes, guy, and 'Artemis' came about by accident. The short version of the story is that my first big fanfic effort was a Warhammer 40,000 gothic sci-fi series, in which the heroine (who was an Amazonian kind of woman) had her flagship called Artemis, and when I made a website - my first ever - to host said stories, I called it Artemis after the ship, and created egroups (where the 40k groups were back then) and later yahoo accounts under that name. After a while, without especially intending to, it just ended up being my online name. My other screen name is Miss Kitty Fantastico, which I use on Sydney Uni and Marvel Comics boards - I opted not to use that one here, because it seemed too close to the 'Miss Moderator Fantastico' title already in use. There's a long story behind that, too - let me know if you want to hear it ;-) (Edit: thanks for catching the typos.)

Anyway, on with the show. I feel a bit rusty on this chapter, but I'm feeling like it'd probably be better overall to forge ahead, rather than hesitate longer. After all, it's been long enough as it is.

Title: Smut Bunnies
Author: Chris Cook
Rating: NC-17, naturally
Summary: Secret agents. Supervillains. Adventure. Excitement. Smut. Lots of smut. And saving the world, too.
Spoilers: None.
Copyright: Based on characters from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, created by Joss Whedon and his talented minionators, and all manner of things including the James Bond series by Ian Fleming/Eon Productions, and The Avengers by Brian Clemens. All original material (I'm sure there's some in there somewhere) is copyright 2005 Chris Cook.
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SMUT BUNNIES!
Chapter Thirteen: Goldenaccessory


Ministry Safe House
Undisclosed Location, France
1300 Hours


Willow awoke to find a thigh in front of her. In her drowsy, semi-conscious state, she considered that it was a very appealing thigh, resolved to kiss the gap of bare skin between the thoroughly short skirt above it and the top of the smoky black stocking held half-way up by an elegant garter strap, and she did so. It proved to be a tasty thigh, too.

"Good morning... afternoon, I should say," Tara smiled. Willow looked up from her new favourite thigh, and found that it was attached to Tara. 'That explains the wanting-to-kiss-thigh urge.'

"Afternoon," she murmured, blinking the sleep from her eyes. A random thought occurred to her not-entirely-working-at-full-speed brain. "Where's the car's remote? Didn't I have it...?"

"It's in the toy cleaner in the laundry," Tara replied. "It got dropped on the car floor, and I thought best to give it a clean, in case it needs to be used again."

"Uh-huh... how did it get dropped?"

"I, um, removed it, last night - remember? To make room for, uh, Tarahand..."

"Oh yeah. Oh! Yeaaahhhh," Willow grinned, as her memory started picking up the slack. She shifted back, sat up, propping herself up with her elbows on the pillow, and took in the image of Tara sitting on the bed beside her.

"Why," she wondered pleasantly, "are you dressed as a French maid?"

"We're in France," Tara shrugged. "And I decided to get you breakfast - or rather, lunch - in bed, so I thought it was appropriate."

"I like that thought," Willow nodded. "It ended up in a good place." She rolled over and placed another kiss on Tara's thigh.

"This is sexy," she murmured against the smooth skin. Tara chuckled and swung her feet up onto the bed; Willow, at seeing the long length of stocking-clad leg stretching out in front of her, ran her hand slowly from mid-thigh to ankle and back.

"Mmm, déjeurner," she grinned. "Merci, mademoiselle."

"If I'm lunch," Tara mused, gently stroking Willow's hair as the redhead set about kissing her way along the blonde's leg, "what am I going to do with these croissants?"

"Mmmforget 'bout 'em," Willow mumbled into her thigh. Tara grinned deviously.

"The jam on toast?" she wondered.

"Uh-uh," Willow shook her head.

"I suppose, then," Tara smirked, "we won't be needing the coffee either?"

"Coffee?" Willow asked quickly, her head popping up over Tara's leg like a watchful meerkat.

"Now this will be the ultimate test," Tara laughed, pretending to think out loud. "Can I distract her from coffee?" Without waiting to see if Willow took the question as rhetorical or not, she flipped her partner over and swung a leg over her waist. Willow blinked in surprise, and not a little delight, as Tara settled in on top of her, proudly upright, and smiling down lazily.

"I forgot what you were distracting me from?" Willow said hopefully.

"That's better," Tara nodded.

"Oh wait," Willow teased, "I might remember..."

"What was that?" Tara prompted, hiking her already minimal skirt up around her waist and pressing her silken panties into Willow's stomach.

"Nope, forgotten completely," Willow grinned. Tara chuckled, and gently lay herself down, shifting sideways slightly so as to end up lying half-on top of Willow, with an arm draped over her chest and a thigh resting on her waist.

"You'll have to eat breakfast eventually," she smiled, drawing lazy patterns with her fingertips on Willow's shoulder.

"Oh sure, eventually," Willow said flatly. "But I do get to eat Tara first, right?" She fluttered her eyelashes, then tilted her head down to nuzzle in Tara's hair, lightly kissing her neck and ear.

"Hmm... does Tara get a say in the eating issue?"

"Of course," Willow replied. "The obvious eat/don't eat question... naturally I'm hoping for an 'eat' decision. Then of course there's the menu to be decided on, from all the available options - Tara nipples, and of course the greater Tara breast area, Tara lips, Tara clit, Tara labia, Tara channel-of-boundless-yumminess, Tara hips, Tara toes, Tara fingers, Tara ears... mmm," she paused, nibbling said Tara part, "...Tara neck is very kissable, not to mention Tara shoulders, the expanse of Tara back is good for literally weeks of non-stop kissing and licking, Tara thighs, oh, and Tara buttocks, very tasty... take your pick? 'All of the above' is a valid option, by the way," she added.

"'Channel of boundless yumminess'?" Tara asked, trying and failing not to laugh.

"Uh-huh," Willow nodded. "I looked it up. In my private Willow encyclopaedia. 'Cause I'm not sure how I'd feel about intimate Tara bits being listed in any old dictionary for everyone to see..." She paused, and lifted her head up to meet Tara's amused gaze.

"Not that I'm being possessive," she quickly clarified. "I mean, if it was your lifelong ambition to model for a naughty illustrated encyclopaedia... or something... I'm making the kind of sense you only get in bizarre parallel realities, aren't I?" Tara kissed the tip of her nose.

"You're adorable," she said. "And for the record, I'm quite content to have an audience of one in my chosen career as a nude model."

"Yeah," Willow smiled. "As your biggest fan, yay." She returned the gesture, kissing Tara's nose.

"Is that 'adorable' as in 'silly but smiling?'" she asked.

"Silly plus Willow equals adorable," Tara explained. "That's from my encyclopaedia." Willow's stomach gave a grown, and Tara chuckled and stroked it.

"You need something inside you," she suggested, lifting a finger to Willow's lips to stall the inevitable response. "Food, Little Miss Ravenous. Come on, let's eat."

"But Tara-eating?" Willow protested forlornly, sitting up as Tara rolled over her and reached for the breakfast tray she had left on the bedside table.

"Plenty of time for all kinds of Tara-related activities," the blonde promised. "I checked in with the Ministry while the toast was toasting. We're scheduled for redeployment at six o'clock, briefing to be done en route to wherever they send us. So," she glanced at the bedside clock, "four hours and forty-six minutes of uninterrupted leisure time for the both of us."

"I'll make a schedule," Willow said to herself, pouring coffee for herself and Tara.

"Already done," Tara smiled. "Item one, Tara and Willow frolic and cavort. Duration four hours and forty-six minutes, meals included."

"Frolicking and cavorting?" Willow smiled back, handing Tara her cup, and accepting a croissant in return. They sat side by side, cross-legged on the bed with their knees touching.

"You can't spell 'frolicking' without 'lick'," Tara chuckled.

"Or 'cavorting' without... um," Willow's brow creased in thought. "Well if you... add in a 'u' and an 'e', you could make 'tongue' out of it?" She watched as Tara snorted, laughed, stifled her giggles, then laughed out loud again, and felt a bloom of pleasure in her heart that came from far more than simply the ample amount of trembling cleavage Tara's top displayed as she shook with laughter.

"Tell me something Willowy," Tara said, as she and Willow tucked into breakfast in earnest.

"Something Willowy?" Willow echoed.

"Yeah, something... something that's just 'Willow'. Not in your personnel file, nothing to do with the Ministry, or global eroti-politics, or espionage, just... a Willowy thing."

"A Willowy thing..." Willow pondered, as Tara watched her absently take adorable tiny bites from a corner of her toast. "Okay, well... at home, in the garden out back of my house - which is not a very big garden, I hasten to add, but it's nice, especially in spring, the sun comes in at just the right angle, it's sunny and shady at the same time... anyway, there's this little water feature kind of thing, basically just a stone bowl with a pedestal in the middle and a bird bath on top, so the water overflows from that and down into the bowl, and it's all very efficient behind the scenes so it doesn't waste water, or something - there's a filter, anyway. You could drink out of it, provided there aren't any birds in it, 'cause who knows whether they know that they should get out to do their business... I'm getting off-track, huh?"

"I'm in no hurry," Tara smiled serenely.

"Okay, water feature," Willow went on. "I have this, I guess you'd call it a habit, of going out and putting a lawn chair out next to it, in the shade of a big old tree, and sitting there reading with my bare feet in the pool of water... I don't know why, it's just cool and soothing, and... well, I don't know. But I guess that's a Willowy thing."

Tara nodded, and gazed at Willow through misty eyes.

"What about you?" Willow prompted. "What's something Tara-y? Tarary...? What's the proper conjugation of 'Tara'?"

"I am Tara, you do Tara, he/she... wishes they were Tara, if you're doing Tara at the time," Tara smirked. Willow coughed briefly on her coffee, then waved a hand and nodded to indicate she was fine. Tara put a hand on the redhead's thigh and rubbed it slowly.

"Alright, something Tara-y," she said. "I... oh I know. This isn't something that only I do, at least I imagine not, but it's something I really, really enjoy."

"Making notes," Willow promised dutifully. Tara squeezed her thigh affectionately.

"And by coincidence, it also involves reading," Tara went on. "I like curling up in bed with supper, something light like a sandwich and some tea, and reading some old book I've read dozens of times already. Just for fifteen minutes or so... it's kind of like meditation, before I go to sleep. I don't do it every night, just when I've had a long day, for one reason or another... usually when I'm off active duty and catch an administration rotation, departmental paperwork isn't my idea of fun. It's a, I suppose, a comforting way of unwinding."

"Sounds it," Willow agreed.

"And as a consequence, I'm very good at catching crumbs," Tara added, deadpan. Willow giggled.

"I have a crossword pen," she said once her fit of giggles had subsided.

"A crossword pen?"

"Another Willowy thing," Willow explained. "If you'd like another Willowy thing, that is?"

"I'd love to collect the full set of Willowy things," Tara said with a wink.

"My crossword pen," Willow resumed. "Okay, you've probably noticed I'm not exactly averse to the company of electronic devices or a laptoppy variety, and yes, I do have a crossword program, but it's not as much fun. I have this felt tip pen at home that I've had for years - well actually, there've been several, when one runs out of ink I make sure I replace it with exactly the same kind, so spiritually it's all the same pen, if you get what I mean."

"Uh-huh," Tara nodded.

"It just... feels nice," Willow shrugged. "Writing on newspaper it's a little scratchy, when it's all quiet late at night and I'm crosswording I - did I just make up a verb?" Tara nodded and grinned, and Willow continued: "When it's quiet, I can hear myself writing, just on the edge of hearing, and I can feel the texture of the paper when I hold the pen lightly, which I do because would you believe, I'm not that good at crosswords..."

"That I don't believe," Tara said, arching an eyebrow and nibbling a croissant.

"No, really," Willow insisted. "Not the cryptic ones, just simple crosswords. I keep guessing, is the problem, and you can pretty much guarantee for some weird fluke-of-probability reason that any time there's two suitable words that both have the right number of letters, I'll pick the wrong one, and I never pause and check a couple of other clues first, to make sure... just full steam ahead." She gave a helpless little shrug, and looked at Tara expectantly.

"Hmm? Oh... well, speaking of steam, I like washing dishes," the blonde replied. "Not in bulk, obviously, just my own." She took a sip of coffee, and flicked Willow a glance over the top of her cup. "Though I could easily enough cope with two sets of dishes... It's the steam, it wafts up out of the sink and curls around my face, and it's very relaxing. My mind can wander completely - it's like daydreaming, only a useful household purpose is being fulfilled at the same time."

"Efficient," Willow noted.

"And it's usually night, so it'd be night-dreaming," Tara added thoughtfully. "My Tara-y things seem to involve relaxing a lot, why is that?"

"It's... I know," Willow said quickly. "Newton's third law, equal and opposite reactions. You relax so much, because you're continually making me so agitated."

"Is that so?" Tara asked with a slow smile. She lifted her legs up onto the bed and gently lay Willow down, resting her head in her lap.

"Do I agitate you?" she whispered, playing with Willow's hair spread out over her thighs. Willow stretched her arms out above her head, on either side of Tara, and then began caressing her hips beneath her skirt.

"Mmm," Tara murmured, leaning back and supporting herself on her elbows. She looked down the length of her torso at Willow, from her point of view a swirl of fiery hair nestled comfortably on her hips.

"I had a... hm, heh... an idea earlier..." she spoke up, pausing for a breathy chuckle as Willow's nails lightly ran up and down her hips.

"Is it an idea that involves these panties being removed?" Willow asked, nudging the top of Tara's frilly skirt out of her way and gently poking her silk-clad mons with the tip of her nose.

"Ohhh... uh, indirectly, yes, I suppose it does," Tara admitted.

"I like this idea," Willow whispered, "pray continue."

"Is that 'pray' as in prayer, or 'prey' with an 'e'?" Tara teased.

"Which do you think?" Willow grinned to herself, digging her fingertips gently into Tara's bottom. "Don't get distracted, what's the panty-removing idea?"

"There's a security perimeter around a lot of the grounds of this place," Tara said softly. "Complete privacy assured. And there's a lovely area of woods just out the back... while I was getting breakfast ready, I was thinking, it'd be nice to have a picnic, just the two of us."

"Picnic," Willow mused. Tara's involuntarily opening thighs had spread far enough for her to quickly run the tip of her tongue across her panties, and feel the shape of Tara's folds beneath.

"Oooh!" Tara squealed.

"Are we getting to the panty-removing part?" Willow asked innocently.

"Faster than you think," Tara replied, taking a deep breath.

"I think pretty fast."

"Good. Because this outfit isn't at all suitable for a picnic." Tara looked down at Willow and put a fingertip to her lip, feigning deep puzzlement.

"If only there was somebody who'd strip me naked," she pouted forlornly, "that'd solve all my wardrobe problems, and leave me free to put on something more outdoorsy... later," she sighed contentedly, letting herself drop back onto the bed as Willow's fingers found the hem of her skirt and started sliding it down her legs.

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Undisclosed Location, France
1500 Hours


The two agents sauntered slowly through the picturesque woods, holding a heavily-laden picnic basket between them, somewhat later than they'd intended. Their relatively straight-forward plan of 'shower, fill basket, get dressed' had somehow become 'shower, make out in shower, prepare basket, make out on kitchen table, get dressed, make out in wardrobe, get dressed again,' and what with one thing or another it was mid-afternoon by the time they arrived at a sunlit glade by a little stream, and spread their blanket out on the grass.

"Are you standing behind me for any particular reason?" Tara chuckled as she leant over to smooth out a corner of the blanket.

"Not at all to admire your ass," Willow promptly replied. They had typed 'picnic' into the safe house's Ministry-issue Sexy Wardrobe Unit, resulting in Willow wearing a sundress that was far more sun that dress, and Tara a soft flannel shirt that she'd tied in front instead of buttoning, and a pair of denim cut-offs that evidently had been cut off, then off again, then off once more for good measure, and really deserved to be called bikini bottoms.

They finished unpacking their late picnic lunch - Tara forgetting to use her knees whenever she had to bend over, and Willow coincidentally always standing between Tara and the sun, so that the light shone straight through her flimsy dress - and settled down to eat, both leaning up against the trunk of a handy tree, and cuddled together.

"Can I ask you something?" Willow spoke up.

"Uh-huh."

"This is like a date, isn't it?"

"It is," Tara nodded, blinking in surprise. "Our first date, huh? I think things are going pretty well. I'm not especially nervous."

"I'm feeling fairly confident that I'm not coming across as a spaz," Willow added.

"Maybe a little, but only in a very agreeable way," Tara noted.

"That's okay then," Willow smiled. "Tara?"

"Yes?"

"Do you kiss on a first date?"

Tara laughed softly.

"Normally I wouldn't," she replied. "But under the circumstances, I might be inclined to revise my policy."

"Oh? What circumstances are those?" Willow enquired, all curiosity.

"If I didn't kiss you, I'd be thinking all day about what it would have been like to kiss you," Tara grinned, popping a cherry into Willow's mouth.

"Mmm, thank you. And if you do kiss me?" she asked.

"Then I'll be thinking all day about what it was like to kiss you," Tara said with a smile.

"So," Willow said thoughtfully, "the difference, in fact, is just-"

"A kiss, from you," Tara nodded. "A good enough reason for anything."

Willow tilted her head up from where she was resting on Tara's shoulder, with a curious smile on her face, a mixture of puzzlement and gratitude.

"You really think?" she asked.

"I really think," Tara nodded, leaning down to kiss her.

"Mmm, swoon," Willow murmured happily in the aftermath.

"That cherry tasted good," Tara said to herself.

"It wasn't the cherry, and there's more where that came from," Willow offered impishly. "What's this?" she added, reaching for a cloth-wrapped bundle in the bottom of the picnic basket.

"Oh, wait!" Tara stopped her. "That's a surprise... if you're interested."

"Why would I not be interested?" Willow asked, taking her hand away from the mysterious surprise.

"Well," Tara said, as if not entirely convinced herself, "it's a... a kind of hot lusty action kind of surprise, I wasn't sure if you'd want to, just now."

"Are you kidding?" Willow asked incredulously.

"Well we've already made love a couple of times today, and you looked like you were enjoying the picnic as is - you know, um, calm. Serene."

"I'm perfectly serene during hot lusty action," Willow protested. "In fact, I think I'm rarely as serene as when you and I are up to whatever naughty hi-jinks it is we're up to."

"Really," Tara deadpanned, with a hint of a devilish grin.

"Absolutely," Willow replied, matching her mock-serious face for mock-serious face. "It's like yoga, only with benefits."

"So you'd like to be surprised then?" Tara asked.

"I would without question love to be surprised," Willow nodded.

"Okay... get up, and turn around for a minute."

"Under protest at leaving Tara-cuddle," Willow pretended to grumble as she got to her feet. "I'll just be over here," she added, heading for the stream with a gleam in her eyes.

"Okay, don't turn around until I say," Tara called after her.

Each woman concentrated on herself for a moment, letting the quiet sounds of the other's activities reach their ears without looking to see what was going on. Tara finally finished her preparations, fought down a blush, and called out with only a minor giggle: "Okay, come and get it!"

She looked up just as Willow stood and turned around, and there was a moment of aroused silence as they each took on the other. Willow had quickly shed her sundress, leaving herself clad only in plain black panties and bra, and with the aid of a quick dunk in the stream, had slicked her hair back, with results that were far too sexy to be legal. Droplets of cold water, like Tara's eyes, trickled slowly across her skin, raising goose bumps - the water, and the stare.

Tara, on the other hand, had so far as Willow could see simply undone the knot holding her shirt closed, and Willow's eyes lingered for a long time on the softness of her breasts, tantalisingly available, before glancing down her body -

"Um," she said, stifling a laugh.

"Surprise?" Tara said, half bashful, half unashamedly drinking in the sight of Willow.

"You..." Willow tried to speak.

"Willow?" Tara asked.

"My... what a... big penis you have," Willow finally managed, doubling over with laughter. Tara looked down at herself, specifically the notable bulge in her denim shorts, which just about covered the leather straps holding the attachment on.

"I can't think how you didn't notice it before," she joked. She got up and walked to Willow, who was having serious trouble breathing due to hysterics. She could see the humour in the situation - she had had a difficult time keeping her own laughter silent when Willow was using the bathroom and she had tried on the strap-on to adjust its straps earlier - but she'd seen the gleam of anticipation in Willow's eyes before the hilarity had taken over, and she knew neither of them wanted to abandon the promised 'surprise' just yet.

"All the better to fill you with," she purred into Willow's ear, scooping up the near-empty picnic basket and putting it in Willow's hand. "My dear Red Riding Hood..."

"Haha... heh... hm? Oh... hmmm," Willow's amusement quickly morphed into arousal as she heard Tara's purr, and caught on to her game.

"Well," she said, biting her lip as Tara shed her shirt and stalked slowly around her, "you see, Miss Big Bad Wolf, I was on my way to grandmama's house, when I accidentally fell in a stream, and lost my way, and my dress... I really didn't mean to stumble into your lair."

"Didn't you?" Tara chuckled, nudging Willow forward towards the picnic blanket. "Because from where I'm standing, you didn't look like you were lost. In fact, I'd say you were trying to find me. There's no food in your basket - you're not going to grandmama's house. You wanted to end up in the wolf's lair... with me."

"But," Willow said with an air of innocent confusion, as Tara gently pushed her down onto the blanket and rested a thigh atop her to keep her down, "why on earth would I do that? Everyone knows the Big Bad Wolf... eats anyone who strays into her lair," she finished in a trembling, aroused whisper.

"That's true," Tara said, leaning forward to murmur into Willow's ear. "But suppose a certain young woman... a very naughty young woman... were to think a lot about the Big Bad Wolf... And late at night, in her bed, naked," she nipped at Willow's earlobe, "would she touch herself, and let herself think naughty thoughts that all the other village girls wouldn't dare?"

"Mmm, yes," Willow said in a whisper.

"And one day, she just can't help herself," Tara continued. "She comes out into the forest, and finds the wolf's lair, because she can't go on wondering... She needs to know what it's like, to feel the wolf... touch her. Have her."

"Yes..."

"Wolves have a keen sense of smell," Tara noted. "I can smell how wet you are, Red Riding Hood."

"Yes..."

"Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"

"Not me," Willow admitted.

"Mmm... good," Tara chuckled. While she ran her fingers through Willow's wet hair, with her other hand she raked her nails down the redhead's back, and stroked her firm ass, glistening wet in the sunlight.

"Not so innocent, are you, Red Riding Hood?" she said, dipping her fingers between Willow's thighs to briefly touch her sex, finding her lips yielding beneath the thin panties, and a very different kind of wetness emerging from within.

"Not after all those nights fantasising about a certain sexy wolf," Willow replied.

"Heh, who's aroused by the Big Bad Wolf?" Tara sang softly.

"Mmmeeee," Willow moaned, as Tara's fingers lightly stroked over her clit, making her hips lift and her thighs part involuntarily.

"Eager Red Riding Hood," Tara murmured into Willow's ear, as she left the redhead's core bereft of attention for a moment to undo her own shorts.

"Please," Willow begged.

"Juicy Red Riding Hood," Tara continued, nipping at the nape of her neck. She kicked her shorts away, revealing the strap-on. It made no attempt to be anatomically accurate, but it was rated A++ by the Ministry's database - Tara, unsure if Willow habitually used a dildo, and not especially experienced in the field herself, had gone for the highest-rated regular size the safe house's storeroom had to offer, the euphemistically-named Wonder Wand 900™.

It just happened to be a somewhat tacky bright gold colour, but she was hoping Willow wouldn't glance back to actually see it - another fit of laughter would derail the whole game they were playing. And, Tara mused, she was quite enjoying being the Big Bad Wolf.

"Ready, Red Riding Hood?" she asked, moving herself down to Willow's legs and stroking her waist with her fingertips, moving down her hips and urging them further up, and into a gentle rhythm.

"Ohhh yes," Willow sighed, feeling Tara teasingly licking the backs of her thighs, and then her inner thighs as she spread herself wide open.

"Wet for me, Red Riding Hood?" Tara murmured, tugging Willow's panties aside and letting her breath tickle the redhead's sex.

"Uh-huh," Willow moaned, coaxing a few more inches worth of spread from her legs for the blonde.

"So much for innocent little Red Riding Hood," Tara chuckled, moving up Willow's body. She carefully positioned herself, and let the tip of her dildo brush against Willow's moist lips. With one hand she gently, firmly, pressed down between Willow's shoulders, leaving no doubt as to who was playing the wolf. Stealthily, without Willow noticing, she reached behind herself with her other hand and turned up the inlaid dial on the back of the dildo's harness, stifling a moan as she felt the toy begin to rhythmically vibrate.

"Oooh!" Willow exclaimed, as Tara let the tip touch her clit - she could agree with the sentiment, as its base was firmly held against her own, and doing no small amount of teasing at the arousal that was already building inside her. She let her hips move forward a little, just enough to settle the tip of the dildo between Willow's lips, then stopped. There was no denying it, she mused as she regarded her lover's squirming form, it was a thrill in itself, even besides the obvious passion the sight inspired - seeing Willow so aroused, so caught up in their game, so eager to feel Tara take her.

"Say please," she whispered, keeping her hand on Willow's back to still the redhead's attempts to cut to the chase.

"Please," Willow responded without hesitation.

"Pretty please?" Tara teased.

"Pretty please," Willow replied, as soon as the words had left Tara's lips.

"With a cherry-"

"Are you teasing me?" Willow smirked over her shoulder. Tara laughed out loud and smiled back.

"Maybe I just like seeing sweet, innocent Red Riding Hood admitting what she really wants," she grinned.

"Mmmm, you win," Willow groaned, shrugging Tara's hand off her back and lunging backwards until her bottom pressed firmly against Tara's hips.

"Oh... I sure do!" Tara agreed enthusiastically, head spinning from the vibrating pressure against her clit. She braced herself on her hands, either side of Willow's shoulders, and steadily thrust as Willow squirmed beneath her. The ingenious toy between them did its job of bestowing pleasure on both ends; Tara's hips against Willow's buttocks, Tara's breasts pressed against Willow's back, the way their panting, moaning breaths mingled in the air, heightened the experience far beyond anything a mere device could achieve on its own.

"Like Big Bad Wolf?" Tara groaned into Willow's ear.

"Love Big Bad Wolf," Willow moaned in reply. She shivered in surprise and arousal as Tara let more of her weight rest on her partner, pinning her, and summoned an animal grown from her throat.

"Mmmmm!" she moaned in response, digging her fingers into the ground and pushing back. Tara thrust deep and stayed there, buried in Willow, slowly circling her hips. Willow quickly picked up her rhythm and began to grind her hips in opposition, causing the toy trapped between them to writhe, against Tara's clit and inside Willow. Tara put her weight on one arm, and wrapped the other around her lover's body, firmly squeezing her breasts, still confined in their silky bra, then lowering her hand to grip Willow's hips, and then delve between her legs, massaging her clit while holding Willow tightly against herself.

"Willow," Tara whispered into the redhead's ear.

"...fuck me..." Willow breathed, snagging Tara's lust on her voice and pulling hard.

"Oh I will," Tara promised, feeling flutters in her belly. "I will, Sexy Red Riding Hood. Again, and again, and again... So much that when I'm done licking you clean, your taste will stay on my lips forever..." Both their bodies were moving jerkily, on the edge of control, desperate as they clung together.

"Oh... god... Tara... I'm-" Willow gasped, spasming.

"I know," Tara breathed, "I feel..."

"Ohhh! God..."

"Yes..." Tara bit her lip as she felt Willow's nectar trickling down her inner thighs. She nuzzled the back of Willow's neck, and slowly withdrew the dildo to its tip, moving her hand back to firmly hold Willow's hip, bracing her for more.

"Oh, yes," the redhead murmured, "yes yes yes, I'm ready sweetie, please yes-"

The sound of an engine somewhere in the sky above interrupted them, and both Willow and Tara swore loudly, with a vocabulary neither really expected the other to have possessed, as it became clear that it was closing in. With their shared sense of duty, and protectiveness of each other, making a truly valiant effort against their arousal, they separated, Willow scrambling for a stun gun from the picnic basket and tugging her panties back into their intended arrangement, Tara struggling to get her shorts on with one hand and do up her shirt with the other.

"Whoever this is is deader than an 8086 trying to run Tomb Raider," Willow hissed. "Tara? The- oh my god it's bright gold!"

She dissolved in a fit of giggles, as Tara stopped panicking and realised the reason she was having trouble with her shorts was the eight inches of sex toy getting in the way. She finished with her shirt and began scrabbling behind her waist at the harness's buckles, while with the other hand she scooped up a miniature anti-vehicle rocket pistol.

"Wait," Willow waved a hand, "I... I know that sound. That's Ministry, it's a Bunnywing heli-transport."

"I think it's stuck," Tara complained, flipping the safety catch back on the rocket pistol and sticking it under her arm so she could devote both hands to the recalcitrant strap-on. A rope uncoiled from above, where the aircraft was visible as its wash blew the high branches about.

"Here," Willow said quickly, scooping up the picnic blanket and tossing it to Tara. She had just enough time to shake the leaves off it and wrap it around her shoulders, concealing her embarrassingly penis-endowed state, before Faith dropped in, dressed in a typically Faith-like flight outfit, consisting of leather and not a lot of it.

"Surprise!" she grinned, as Willow rolled her eyes. "It's your friendly neighbourhood sexy goddess. B's up top with her hands wrapped around the stick - lucky I'm so understanding, huh?" She chuckled at her own joke and cast Willow an affectionate leer. "Nice outfit Red, how've you been? We've missed you!"

"I'm good," Willow conceded. "It's good to see you too. Uh, this is Agent Shy Bunny, my partner."

"Hi Shy," Faith nodded. "Leather Bunny, call me Faith. You been looking after our favourite newly-minted Bunny?"

"Um, yes... mutually," Tara said, somewhat taken aback by the brunette's brisk manner.

"Good - what's with the picnic basket Will, you and Shy been playing Red Riding Hood out here in the woods?" Faith looked from Willow to Tara and back again as they broke out in matching blushes.

"You have been playing Red Riding Hood?" she exclaimed. "Oh Red, I'm so proud - just wait 'til I tell B our little girl's all grown up and- which one of you was playing wolf?"

"Faith," Willow said in a long-suffering manner, "we're a bit in the middle of something, can you... could we meet you back at the house?"

"Sure thing Red, see you soon - nice to meet you Shy," Faith grinned, zooming back up as her rope retracted. A moment later the aircraft's engine noise retreated in the direction of the house.

"My former superior - one of, that is, her and Buffy. Cheerleader Bunny. Um, she's okay, really," Willow said apologetically. "Just kind of... well, you saw. So, uh, how about we depenisify you?"

"Please?" Tara asked.

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Undisclosed Location, France
1630 Hours


"So," Willow said, "how is it that you're here interrupting activities which no Faith we are not going to talk about?"

The four Bunnies were sitting around the safe house's kitchen table, Buffy and Faith in their customised flight suits, Willow and Tara having quickly showered and changed into their usual mission outfits. Faith reached into Buffy's slim backpack and produced a shiny black riding crop, placing it on the table in front of them, where Platypussy Galore sniffed at it, then lost interest.

"That's..." Tara whispered.

"One of hers?" Willow asked.

"Straight from M," Faith nodded.

"Indisputable proof of authenticity," Buffy added. "See, here's the thing: in about ten minutes you'll get a call to be briefed here on the house's big screen, and that'll give you orders to go to Algeria or Venezuela or somewhere. And you have to ignore them."

"Wh-what?" Tara stammered, baffled. "We're supposed to ignore orders?"

"Hence the crop," Buffy nodded. "We got our briefing by mouth from the Gold Bunnies, and they got it direct from M herself. Right now there's new orders being sent over the Smut-Net to all active agents, and Bunnies being given countermanding orders in person, no electronic traces - one Bunny to another."

"But why?" Willow wondered.

"A mole," Tara frowned. "There's a mole in the Ministry."

"Got it in one, Shy," Faith grinned. "Wyndam-Pryce - somehow Queen Bunny seduced him, and he's been feeding her inside info this whole time. He doesn't know M's nailed him, and he won't until this is over - so far as he knows, the orders being sent over Smut-Net are legit..."

"...and he's relaying those orders to Daniel," Willow continued, smiling. "The Ministry's setting a trap for him."

"Yep," Buffy agreed. "We know where Osbourne is going to hit, the broadcast he's going to tap into to distribute his anti-smut virus. As far as he'll know, the Ministry will still be in the dark, but in reality we'll be right there ready to stop him, every active and reservist Bunny within range."

"What is it?" Tara asked.

"C'mon - Willow, you must know," Faith said. "What television event is every single person on this planet with a libido of any kind going to tune into?"

"The... the Kitten Awards," Willow breathed.

"Exactly," Buffy smiled. "The Academy of Lesbian Picture Arts and Sciences awards show - the stars of every smutty, sexy and/or downright erotic TV show and movie from the last year are there, the planet's most gorgeous women, celebrating hot gay love in all its forms, and... the opening number is a live performance by Miss Kitty Fantastico."

Willow and Tara's jaws dropped.

"What?" Willow managed to find her voice first.

"Seriously?" Tara followed.

"But... how are we going go get inside the show, if Miss Kitty is performing," Willow said, gasping for breath from the surprise. "I mean, her shows... there's only like five a year, and it's half a million dollars just to get onto the waiting list to see her!"

"I don't know how," Faith grinned, "but M pulled some very, very big strings. The Ministry has tickets to the Kitten Awards ceremony. The four of us, along with about thirty other Bunnies, will be right there to get the jump on Osbourne when he makes his move. And until he does, we've got front row seats to a Miss Kitty Fantastico performance."

"Oh, my, god," Willow breathed, taking Tara's hand and staring at her.

"Once in a lifetime," she agreed.

"Get your gear," Buffy said, as she and Faith got up. "When the fake briefing comes in just agree to whatever it is and sign off. We'll be waiting in the Bunnywing." She scooped up the crop, and gave Faith a light swat across her leather-clad rear. "Next stop, Paris - the Moulin Rouge."

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DIBS!

Don't have time to leave fb now. Will do so later today.

OK, I'm back and ready to leave feedback.

Glad to see this got an update, Chris. I too know the problems of having writers block, so I can sympathize. But if it means getting updates like this, then for once, I can be a champion of writers block. I don't think I can read "Little Red Riding Hood" the same way again.

Boo Faith for interrupting our girls. But yay Faith for the leather and not a lot of it. :drool.

Wesley`s a traitor? Damn him. He`s gonna fry for sure.

And it looks like the Bunnies are going on a road trip. Better get my stuff together.

Can`t wait to see where this goes. Kudos, Chris.

(BTW, I checked out Looking-glass as saw the latest photo manips. Tara in Daisy Dukes = :drool!)

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i'd love to ;) [edited 'cause uh, general assumption]

lol, i actually squealed, "OH MY GOD CHRIS UPDATED!!!"

cough. so feedback:

"if it was your lifelong ambition to model for a naughty illustrated encyclopaedia" lol. lol. heh. lol.

eroti-politics--that's something i'd go for in uni if there is ;P

and amongst others that had me laugh out loud.

very cute w/t scenes. and hot, yes hot. always hot. ;D

but 2 typos:
tara on top, distract coffee part: "Willow teaser"
big bad wolf part: "to grin"

and oo, i wanna see who's the famed miss kitty fantastico. PIC! ;D (if she's not of btvs)

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How could you possibly interrupt good Bunny-loving just for mere world-saving theatrics???

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I definitely understand the Dreaded Block, and I sympathize. Glad to see you've worked at least part way past it.

So Wesley's turned traitor, eh? Why am I not surprised?

Good to see this story again!

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Oh Chris! I was absolutely thrilled to see you updated this story. And I do mean THRILLED!! Hope that nasty block is history.

As usual, very nice with the Bunny lovin. Red Riding Hood gives me some ideas of my own. Time to pull out my picnic basket and grab my girl..I mean take my girl out to a nice secluded spot. ;-)

Wesley's a moley, moley, mole, a la Austin Powers. Still makes me laugh. Anyway, glad Buffy and Faith filled the girls in what's going on and can't wait to see what happens next. They did a good thing, despite the wolfus interruptus. Grrr.

Great, great job, Chris. So glad to have you back with this one!

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Wow, W/T roleplaying Red Riding Hood is soooo hot! Thank you for a jaw-dropping scenario I will definitely be thinking about for years.

Wesley was seduced by the Queen? Damn. And the plot thickens!


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Oh my! Read this last night on TTLG and thoroughly enjoyed it. they are very HOT, with all the love making, and SO inventive. I guess that cool Smut Bunny agent types just have that knack, hmmm?

Funny as ever, Chris. Harmony is the perfect ditz - I loved her idea of using a platypus for the evil animal in the death pit. She'd have done better to have used a koala - at least it'd smell funny and might have peed on the victims. (I can't help feeling a little nationalistic pride at having an Aussie animal feature like this. I know we have sharks, but they're .... onmi-national?? )

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Agent Brer Rabbit here,
After an enforced hiatus sitting around the safehouse awaiting the next edifyng installment of "Lives of the Smut Bunnies", you, Chris, the chronicler of their adventures, have delivered a transcript which blends in hardcore roleplaying and the legends of childhood to create a living breathing tapestry of such an adult nature as to render it a completely and wholly original source of folklore.
From the opening sentence you had my undivided attention and parts of me were standing to attention, believe me.
Your descriptive attention to the details of the Bunnies wardrobe paid off once again as you shifted from one of my fantasies to another i.e,
Tara in the French maid's uniform :drool :drool to their respective picnic outfits: Willow in the opaque sundress :luv to Tara reprising a parallel Tara persona as Tara Duke in the denim shirt tied around her waist and the denim cut-offs. :thud :thud
The setting out of the picnic goods led each of the bunnies to distract the other and see which one pounced first; Tara's straight-legged bending over clashing with Willow's positioning of herself between Tara and the sun so that she appeared to be standing behind the x-ray machine.
Just when I had settled in to be contented with that lovely scene, you channel an homage to Neil Gaiman combined with Angela Carter to give us an interpretation of Little Red Riding Hood that we all knew lurked under the surface but were never shown before.
The scene reads far better than I could ever find words to do it justice so suffice it to say that I will replay that story in my mind's eye for years to come, and believe me I already did.
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welcome back to the SB world, Chris. It has been sorely missed. You haven't lost your touch, it's as smutty as ever. Four hours and forty-six minutes sure passed quickly when it's our agents frolicking and cavorting.

Moulin Rouge next. Wow.
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Gotta be Faith to break it up and call out the fun being had, heehee. What a great way to start my night off, an awesome update.

Let's see, the crossword pen, I could so see one. And the way she would adore it and treasure that specific style, yeap, it's Willowy. And amazingly, closing my eyes, I could imagine Tara taking a moment or two, closing her eyes and letting the steam take her to another world. Classic and genius in one.

Anyhoo, thank you so very much for keeping the spark going. Next stop, Paris! Smiles. =)

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G'day Chris!

Goldenaccessory? In hindsight, that's a very appropriate title given what everyone's favorite bunnies got up to, but I might have leant more towards something like 'The Woman with the Golden ...' and I'll just stop there. That's me, no subtlety required. :p

Ah, now this is a fun interlude! Sure, maybe the plot isn't moved forward much, beyond setting up for the next confrontation and revealing the mole (for shame Wes, for shame!) but who cares when the requisite smut is this hot? And yet, for all it's naughty glory there is some actual emotion bonding going on, with their sharing of some of the small details of their lives over breakfast..

But what a rude interuption! Well I never! Still, I suppose they had to get back to work sometime ....

Now, on to the confrontation in the the Red Windmill!

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Chris:

I've never left feedback for Smut Bunnies before, because it's obvious that I can be terribly lax about such things. I pretty much read everything you ever post. Voraciously, I might add. Yet as a kitten board feedback leaver, I suck. Anway, I just wanted to comment on how much I loved the breakfast scene. I love the entire fic - it's so original, creative, funny, sweet, hot, and did I mention funny? But that scene in particular is worth reading several times, because it's just plain wonderful. I love the easy way they have with each other. "Tell me something Willowy." All of it. Lovely, really.

Now, I'm certainly not going to hound you of all people for an update, because you are probably the most prolific WT fan fic writer I've ever encountered. And pretty much anything you feel like updating is just fine with me. And so I shall wait, mostly patiently.

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Okay folks, here's the deal. I am so sorry this took so long... I've been having trouble hitting deadlines on pretty much all my writing of late, and what little I manage to get out often has to go to the hopefully-soon-to-be-novel, just to hold onto some semblance of ever finishing it. Still, leaving Smut Bunnies un-updated for this long sucks. Sorry.

So seeing as the last couple of times I've promised quick updates I've ended up making a mess of said promises, this time I'm definitely not saying I'll have the conclusion done in a short space of time. Not that that wouldn't be a great thing (and just between you and me, that's what I'm hoping to do), but I don't want to jinx myself again ;-) So pretend I didn't say anything of the sort, okay?

I was hoping to finish off chapter 15 tonight - but I didn't get home until 11pm, and I have training tomorrow, so there's a limit to how late I should stay up :blush So this is Chapter Fifteen, Part One, ending on a suitably frustration-inducing cliffhanger - Part Two will be (checks to see that no-one's watching) posted soon, to provide a suitable, ahem, culmination of certain events going on. Of course it'll most likely have another cliffhanger, but of the more traditional kind...

So, before I post 15a, time to attend to all that feedback that's been sitting here waiting patiently for me to get off my butt and write something:

Alex: Thanks, and congrats on another dibs ;-) There's all sorts of interesting things about Red Riding Hood (and many other fairy tales) that you don't find in nowadays' versions. For instance, there was a version of RRH which ended with Red becoming a she-wolf, and going off to live with the Big Bad Wolf happily ever after - I'm not making that up, I swear. I( agree, boo for Faith interrupting, but Faith's so much fun to dump into the middle of a scene and disrupt it - she's got the nerve to carry it off and be gleeful about it. It won't be a long road trip, just a quick hop to Paris, as we'll see in a moment.

inlerf: Thanks :) Oops, typos - I do that a lot, usually I catch myself as I type them, but sometimes some get through - thanks for the catch. I'm glad I provided a squeal (even if it was through extended lateness in updating). You'll meet Miss Kitty Fantastico this chapter, and she's not anyone from Buffy - in fact she's not based on any one person, but just something I thought up from scratch, so I don't as yet have a photo of her.

CaptMurdock: Thank you. I know, it's a pain having to pause to save the world, but if there were no world, there'd be nowhere for hot gay love to take place. Wesley is indeed a traitor - that was actually a late addition to the story, I didn't have that in mind when I put a reference to him into an early chapter, but I think it'll work out well.

Wimpy: Thanks :) As you'd have seen, the nasty block wasn't quite through with me, unfortunately. Heh, 'wolfus interruptus' - coincidentally there's going to be a Wolf Bunny turning up later on, but nothing to do with this particular wolfy scene.

notl33t: Thanks. Yep, Wesley fell to Cordy's charms (it's been known to happen) - she can be charming when she wants to be.

Anne: Thank you. Yep, Smut Bunnies just have the knack of doing it like, well, bunnies. There'll be more fun with Harmony down the track - she actually has a significant role to play in the finale, believe it or not - but for now the dreaded platypus is sitting it out in a pond back at the safehouse. Maybe the next story will have an evil koala, you never know ;-)

Agent Brer Rabbit: Thanks :) There was a bit of Tara Duke going on there - I blame Cam for that being so much fun ;-) And yes, I do like finding the inner stories of fairy tales - there's even a bit more Red Riding Hood going on in this chapter, as you'll see (though not of the same Willow-and-Tara variety, sadly). And more Smut Bunny wardrobe fun, of course, thanks to the good old stand-by plot device, Fancy Dress Party. Where would we be without it?

watty: Thanks. Yup, off to the Moulin Rouge (which will probably be completely inaccurate, as I've never even seen the thing). It's good to be back, even after yet another extended absence.

Aaron: Thanks :) I actually borrowed that washing-the-dishes thing from myself - it really is a relaxing way to finish off a day (helps only having two people in the house, so there's rarely more than fifteen minutes' worth of stuff to wash).

Paul: Thank you. I would have used that Woman With The Golden you know joke, except I'd already had that title for a previous chapter - pity I didn't think ahead. That was indeed an interlude chapter, but from now on the plot's going to be speeding up towards the finale - in the background in 15a here, appearing in the conclusion of the chapter, and going on from there (16 will be the final chapter).

badkitty: Thanks :) I really liked how the breakfast scene turned out too - even with the smut-per-chapter requirement (which, believe it or not, is actually a challenge sometimes), I wanted to have moments that showed Willow and Tara enjoying each other's sexy company without immediately jumping into action. Just relaxing with each other, and being turned on because they're hot, hot women. Sadly I think I've let my prolific fic-writer title lapse of late - luckily there are other writers around who keep the Willow/Tara goodness flowing, but I'm hoping to get back on some kind of schedule. I miss the days when turning out chapters just seemed to happen by itself, without any kind of effort. Sigh. Oh well, on with the hot gay love!

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Title: Smut Bunnies
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Rating: NC-17, naturally
Summary: Secret agents. Supervillains. Adventure. Excitement. Smut. Lots of smut. And saving the world, too.
Spoilers: None.
Copyright: Based on characters from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, created by Joss Whedon and his talented minionators, and all manner of things including the James Bond series by Ian Fleming/Eon Productions, and The Avengers by Brian Clemens. All original material (I'm sure there's some in there somewhere) is copyright 2007 Chris Cook.
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SMUT BUNNIES!
Chapter Fifteen: Cabaret Royale
Part One


Willow faced the horde of demons, resolute. Ice magic swirled around her, whipping at the trailing ends of her Zann Esu robes, shielding her from the hail of arrows, barbs, spines, and spells being hurled her way. Raising her staff she cast a barrage of frozen orbs, which shattered with brutal force against her primary enemy, the towering demon lord, and unleashed clouds of shrapnel that tore through the lesser minions crowded around him. The demon howled, roared, cast its own ice magic, but slowly and surely Willow's assault brought it to its knees.

"Demon, meet oblivion," Willow smiled grimly, readying her staff for one final attack.

Before she could unleash it, a black-clad assassin darted in behind the demon and jammed her katar blades through its back, sapping the very last of its strength and sending its corpse toppling to the ground, while its spirit swirled up into the air.

Ministry 'Bunnywing' heli-transport
Heading towards Paris, France
1730 Hours


"Hey!" Willow protested, throwing her Playstation controller at Faith. "My kill!" Faith ducked and chortled.

"Didn't see your name on its scaly demonic ass," she laughed. "Anyway, 'demon, meet oblivion'?"

"Well it's better than 'they'll never see me coming'," Willow huffed.

"What's wrong with that?"

"The one spoken line you get in the whole game, and it's an innuendo?" Willow scoffed.

"Oh, because 'evil be-ware' is so much better? What are you, straight out of the sorceress pep squad?"

"That's it!" Willow glared, snatching up her controller. "You, me, naked hell cows."

"You're on," Faith took up the challenge.

"Did she just say 'naked hell cows'?" Tara asked, looking over her shoulder from the co-pilot seat at the pair of agents furiously competing in the transport's passenger bay.

"It's some kind of game thing," Buffy shrugged, ignoring them. "Have you seen her get all butch like this before?"

"Only at driving," Tara said, omitting the butch-Willow situations she preferred to keep private.

"Yep, she can't stand to be out-driven," Buffy nodded. "Not that I think it's ever happened. Driving and gaming. Do you game?"

"I, uh, went to see the Tomb Raider movie," Tara offered.

"Same," Buffy grinned. "She and Faith were at each other's throats the first couple of weeks we got teamed - personality clash - but then they discovered a mutual love of Playstation, and, well it kind of sublimated all their antagonism."

"Hah! Willow one, Cow King zero!" echoed out of the passenger bay.

"Oh yeah? Eat Death Sentry!"

"Bitch!"

"Don't worry," Buffy reassured Tara. "They do this for half an hour, and then they get on great for the next week." She settled back in her flight couch, with her legs stretched out, ankles crossed on top of the control joke, keeping the aircraft on course.

"So, uh," she said after a quiet moment, punctuated only by a venomous promise from aft relating to where Faith's Shadow Warrior was going to get shoved.

"Uh?" Tara asked, looking up. Buffy was looking at her sidelong, not unkindly, but very much as if evaluating her.

"...you and Willow?" Buffy asked. Tara reddened, then nodded.

"Yes," she said. "Well, you know, anyway... Faith told you?"

"And the hand-holding," Buffy shrugged. "But yeah, she can find innuendo in anything and usually does, but she's still a pretty good judge of who's into who." She chuckled softly. "She had me pegged, like, a month before I realised it on my own - not that she shut up about me wanting her the whole time... Um, about Will? She's special."

"Yeah," Tara agreed, meeting Buffy's gaze.

"I'm not trying to be all stern-lecture-from-the-parents," Buffy grinned sheepishly, "but, you know, you can't not want to look out for her... I, uh, had a look at your record. You never took another partner, after Cordelia... left. One-off assignments for specific missions, but nothing ongoing."

"It never felt right," Tara admitted. "Willow is different."

"Yeah, she is that," Buffy chuckled, as a cry of 'Stacked Blizzard, hah!' echoed forward. "Um... Cordy...?"

"A mentor," Tara explained. "My friend... but not more than that. She could have been, but I... Our relationship was what it was, even though she was never, well, shy about the possibility, I don't think either of us really wanted more. I'm not sure sleeping together would have been 'more', anyway - we were closer than that already, but in a different way. I was learning from her - I needed that from her, not, well, anything else."

"And what did you learn from her?" Buffy asked.

"Hopefully?" Tara sighed. "Enough to take her down." Buffy looked at her, surprised and then grinning.

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Paris, France
The Moulin Rouge
1830 Hours


Willow found Buffy and Faith lounging in the entry foyer, checking out the various guests as they arrived, and covertly signalling to the disguised Ministry agents among them. Buffy was outfitted in a version of Dorothy's blue and white dress from The Wizard of Oz, the skirt of which was cut quite a bit higher than the original, and the white shirt of which was missing entirely, giving Faith ample opportunity to glance across at more or less the entirety of her girlfriend's chest, barring the shoulder straps which were valiantly preserving what remained of the blonde's discretion. Faith, true to form, was wearing enough leather to comfortably outfit one tenth of a woman. She had a rather generous, and luxurious, scarlet cloak around her shoulders, but it apparently hadn't occurred to her to use it to cover herself.

"I feel ridiculous," the redhead grumbled, sitting down between the pair. "Couldn't I have been Lara Croft again?"

"You look hot," Faith quipped, nudging her amiably. The top half of Willow's outfit was a very smartly-tailored black jacket, over a white shirt and tie, topped off with a bowler hat that gave her a rather rakish, if slightly comical, charm. Below the waist, on the other hand, she wore black satin panties, charcoal-coloured stockings, and black high heels. The contrast was eye-catching, to say the least.

"John Steed," Buffy told her, attempting a Kansas accent with rather erratic results. "A very sexy John Steed. Come on, you were always going on about how cool the Avengers looked, I figured you and Tara would make a good Steed and Peel." Willow perked up.

"Tara's Emma Peel?"

"I had the Ministry round up the costumes, it's all taken care of," Buffy assured her. Faith leaned back and caught her eye, behind Willow's back.

'Touch of Brimstone?' she mouthed. Buffy nodded and waggled her eyebrows; Faith grinned gleefully.

"I still feel silly," Willow complained, oblivious. "Who decided the Kitten Awards would be fancy dress?"

"Aren't these things always fancy dress?" Buffy shrugged, suppressing her grin.

"I look like a magician's assistant," Willow groused.

"That'd be a top hat, not a bowler," Buffy pointed out.

"Either way, I'm pretty sure John Steed didn't wear stockings."

"You never know," Faith smirked. "Stuffy English dudes, got to watch out for them. One time I peeked into the guys' change room back at the Ministry driving course, saw 'Citroen' Giles putting his tweed suit on over a Frank-N-Furter costume."

"I don't need to know this!" Willow protested.

"Really? Buffy asked.

"Nah, just wanted to see your face when I said it," Faith grinned at Willow, poking her in the side.

"What the heck are you supposed to be, anyway?" Willow sniped.

"Red Riding Hood. Got the idea from you," Faith leered.

"Since when does Red Riding Hood wear leather lingerie and thighboots with spikes?" Willow pointed out.

"I saw it online somewhere," Faith shrugged. "Memorable. Oh, here she comes!"

"Where- oh." Willow's mouth went dry as she caught sight of Tara, manoeuvring through the crowd, and gathering stares as she went, though she seemed not to notice - all her attention was on Willow. The redhead, with the help of a gentle shove from Buffy and Faith, stood to meet her, taking Tara in from bottom to top as she got her balance: high black boots, bare thighs, body hugged by satin and lace, shoulders and arms bare to elbow-length black satin gloves, and a leather collar around her neck with delicate silver spikes set into it. Over one arm was draped a serpent, which stirred slowly, tasting the air with its tongue; around her other wrist was a thin strap, a leash. Tara held out the other end of it to Willow and smiled.

"Am I needed, Mr Steed?"

Willow took the offered leash wordlessly, still staring.

"You, uh... wow," she said at last, a grin breaking over her face. "You make a great Queen of Sin."

"Thank you," Tara smiled, a bashful blush colouring her face, quite at odds with her unambiguously forward attire. "Buffy said you'd like it."

"She had no idea how much," Willow nodded.

"Am I forgiven?" Buffy interjected.

"Uh-huh," Willow replied, without really hearing the question. Tara laughed softly and took her arm, as the crowd began to make a general move in the direction of the main theatre.

"You look beautiful," she whispered in Willow's ear, as Faith and Buffy chuckled and headed off to their assigned positions. "And handsome - the perfect English gentleman."

"I am?" Willow asked, the corners of her mouth curling into a grin.

"Of course," Tara winked. "You're a gorgeous woman, what could be more perfect?" It was Willow's turn to blush, and she leaned close, obviously seeking Tara's lips, only to pause and glance at the spikes protruding from the blonde's collar.

"Rubber," Tara assured her, poking one with a fingertip - it bent easily. "There's no way I'd put on anything that ruled out Willow-kisses-" She got that far before just such a kiss silenced her for a long moment.

"Good," Willow whispered as their lips parted. They settled into one of the queues for admission into the theatre, had their tickets checked, and waited to be seated. Willow glanced down in surprise as Tara's snake nudged her elbow.

"Is that real?" she asked quietly.

"One of Anya's creations," Tara shook her head. "I think I might switch it off once we've got our seats, I don't think I really want to know what it's used for, aside from display."

"Good call," Willow agreed.

An attendant - dressed as Tinkerbell, though with a skirt somewhat higher and neckline somewhat lower than Disney would probably have liked - led them to their table, in the centre of the main theatre. The room was set up as a cabaret restaurant, but instead of chairs each round table had a lounge chair behind it, just large enough for two people to sit side by side. The chairs' high backs, curling around either side, afforded a sense of privacy while still leaving an excellent view of the stage, which was done up like a jungle, with vines hanging thick from the branches of tropical palms.

"Here's your snuggle seat, enjoy the show," Tinkerbell said brightly. "I'll be your waiter tonight, so if you need anything..." She grinned a little wider. "...at all..." She winked, then vanished to find some other guests to see to.

Updated: due to a glitch the second half of chapter 15a (I know, too many segments) was delayed, but it's now online, just a couple of posts further down. Enjoy!

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Hey Chris! How are you? Sounds like RL keeps you terribly busy, so I will not flog you for taking so long, but then again, you may enjoy a good flogging.

Anyway, I'm thrilled to see another SB update, and I must say the visuals of their outfits will not leave my mind for a very, very long time. Well done! Can't wait to see what you have in store for our scantily clad vixens.

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Reading this fic has been on my to-do list for quite a while but recently I motivated myself to get into it... and boy am i glad i did that!!! For one, AWESOME writing! I'm completely in love with your style. And although i have lots to say about all the little things i love about this story, it pretty much all culminates in... :drool. Don't stop doing what you do best!

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With Bytrsuite's help, the problem has been solved - apparently the board doesn't like the word 'and' to follow the word 'Lynx', something about a security issue. Computer programs do strange things, huh? Anyway, with that (hopefully) fixed, here's the rest of chapter 15a:

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"All units, check in," Willow and Tara both heard from their earpieces just as they were seating themselves.

"Adorabunny in position," Willow reported quietly.

"Shy Bunny in position," Tara echoed, grinning to herself as Willow nestled up to her side, their thighs pressed together as they shared the snuggle seat. There was a pause, then a familiar voice came over the line.

"Well hello again, ladies!"

"Anya?" Tara asked.

"Yep, you don't think I'd miss this show do you? Everyone's checked in and deployed, I'll be monitoring your quadrant of the theatre. If you see anything that looks like enemy activity, you're authorised to act as you see fit. We don't know how exactly Osbourne and Cordelia are going to hit the show, but we've got the control boxes locked down tight, so it's likely they'll try to come in through the theatre itself somewhere, where we can't just shut down access. Leather Bunny and Cheerleader Bunny are on your right flank, about five tables away, they're your immediate backup. If you need anything else call me, I'll coordinate with M."

"M's here?" Willow said.

"In person. Guess she wants a look at Miss Kitty too. We drew straws for assignments, and you girls got lucky - you're monitoring the stage. We can't rule out an attempt on Miss Kitty or one of her entourage as a decoy or, somehow, a precursor to Osbourne uploading his virus to the network. So you two, make sure we know every move that they make up there."

"Wait, our job is to watch the Miss Kitty show?" Willow asked. "Seriously?"

"Not a bad way to earn a living, huh? Word of warning though, I know you're both going to get all sorts of hot and bothered, but just remember to keep watching the stage while you're busy in each other's pants."

"Anya!" Tara exclaimed.

"'Anya!' indeed, I know what you two are going to be up to the moment the lights go down. I'm going to brief Leather and Cheerleader, maybe offer some suggestions for positions. Keep in touch!"

Willow and Tara looked at each other as the line went dead, and shared a bashful grin.

"Um," Willow began. "I'll make sure, uh, my hands behave. You know..."

"Okay," Tara nodded. "Me too."

"It is very snuggly here, though," Willow went on.

"It is," Tara agreed. "But we've got a job to do, so... I guess we'll just have to restrain ourselves."

"Yeah," Willow said. "Okay, no problem. We're sensible, mature adults. We can watch a Miss Kitty show, all snuggled up to each other, without it leading to... um, well... anything..."

"Definitely," Tara murmured, trying not to notice how her arm had worked its way around Willow's waist. "It's natural to get... aroused. We'll just save it, for later."

"Yeah, later."

"No reason to do anything that might be distracting during the show."

"No reason at all."

"Uh-huh," Tara concluded. "Unless... if you wanted..."

"If I wanted...?"

"I'm not saying anything," Tara said earnestly. "I'm just, you know... not saying no..."

Willow glanced at her, and realised just how close together they were sitting.

"Yeah," she whispered, before tearing her gaze away with a frustrated "Ugh!"

"Eyes on stage!" Tara agreed.

"Eyes on stage," Willow repeated. They sat in silence for a moment, until Willow's hand slid from her lap to rest against Tara's thigh.

"Ummm," Tara murmured, unsure if she was objecting or inviting more.

"My eyes haven't left the stage," Willow said mischievously.

"Good," Tara smiled, relaxing against Willow's side as the redhead's hand began to slowly stroke up and down. "Very good..."

"Ladies and gentlemen..." a voice boomed through the theatre.

"Ooh, here we go!" Willow whispered, clutching Tara's thigh.

"Welcome to the seventy-eighth annual Academy of Lesbian Picture Arts and Sciences Awards! And now, to begin the evening... Miss Kitty Fantastico!"

The house lights dimmed, and spotlights lit the stage, revealing a jungle setting of moss-laden tree trunks, age-old tribal statues, and a plethora of vines and creepers draped over the floor, the scenery, hanging from branches, and disappearing into the darkness above the stage.

"Huh," Tara murmured.

"What?"

"I've got DVDs of all of Miss Kitty's shows," the blonde whispered. "I've never seen one with a jungle theme."

"Do you watch them a lot?" Willow teased, licking the side of Tara's neck below her collar, with one eye on the stage.

"Hmm... maybe," Tara grinned. "Are you claiming you don't have some Miss Kitty DVDs lying around at home?"

"Of course I don't," Willow whispered.

"Tell the truth, or I'll punish you," Tara chuckled.

"I have them on my computer," Willow admitted. "High-def encoding with surround sound..."

"Ah, of course."

"Can I have my punishment anyway?"

"Later..."

One of the hanging vines on stage twitched, and a roar of applause broke out as a woman slid slowly down it from the hidden stage catwalk above, spinning slowly as the smooth vine slipped through her hands. Her dark skin gleamed like polished midnight, large liquid eyes shone from her proud face; her attire consisted entirely of leaves and thin vines, wrapped tightly around her hips and chest, and pure white body paint on her hands and feet, and running from beneath her jaw down the front of her torso.

"It's her," Willow whispered.

"She's nearly as gorgeous as you are," Tara murmured in her ear.

"I'm not that hot," Willow protested quietly.

"Shush you," Tara frowned, nipping at her earlobe. "You are to me."

The woman completed her descent to the stage and unwound her long arms from the vine, swaying sensuously to a quiet drumbeat that began to slowly build. Her hands freed, she ran them up the sides of her body, inhaling deeply, stretching her torso just like a cat in a ray of sunlight, drawing gasps from the spectators. Her hands dipped over her shoulders into her mane of silky black hair that slid over her arms as she lifted them like a waterfall. When she dropped her hands and shook her hair out, a pair of cat's ears had appeared, peeking out above her fringe, and with a playful wiggle of her hips a long black tail uncurled from her waist.

"Hello all you lovely people," she said, her exotic voice picked up by a hidden microphone and broadcast through the theatre's sound system, which was thrumming in earnest with the beat of primal drums. "I am Miss Kitty Fantastico... and it's my privilege to welcome you to this special night. I'd like to introduce you to my kittens..."

Five silhouettes appeared at the rear of the stage, swaying through the creepers, and spotlights shone on them one by one as they were introduced.

"Say hello to Persian," Miss Kitty said, as a dusky, shapely beauty danced forward, gyrating with the practised sensual motions of a contortionist. She wore only veils, whisper-thin, edged with gold weave and supported by tiny gold chains - one over her face, two covering her breasts, two others from her hips, one in front and one behind - but they were all but transparent, and hid nothing of the beauty of her face and body.

"Tabby." A compact woman strode forwards, whipping the vines out of her way. Her costume consisted solely of scraps of leather and fishnet sewn together, wrapped around her arms and legs, leaving her torso boldly bars except for the punkish tattoos adorning her hips, stomach and the tops of her breasts. Her hair was short, styled aggressively and dyed a striking orange, and her gaze was fearless.

"Siamese." A tall, slender Asian woman appeared next, slinking forward with feline grace, wrapped in a tight, near-transparent dress that covered her from neck to ankle, yet revealed every curve of her. She raised her breathtakingly pretty face to the audience, lifted her chin, and gave a playful wink.

"Lynx." There was a fallen tree trunk blocking the fourth figure's path to the front of the stage; she leapt gracefully onto it, paused a moment in a predatory crouch, then vaulted down to the stage floor and stood upright. She was blonde, her skin tanned brown, and her costume was a bikini made of ragged imitation skins sewn together with cords made from twisted vines - the result was skimpy in the extreme, and hid nothing of her powerful physique.

"And making her debut tonight," Miss Kitty smiled, "give a big welcome to Cheshire."

"I heard Snow Leopard was taking a few months off," Tara whispered.

"Solo yachting around the world," Willow confirmed. "All the Miss Kitty message boards were going nuts predicting who the new kitten would be. Not that I obsess about online forums, or anything..."

"Of course not," Tara chuckled. Willow silenced her by dragging a fingertip over her bottom lip, leaving it quivering.

True to her stage name, Cheshire's smile was the first thing to appear, somehow shining brightly in an otherwise dark area of the stage. Then the spotlights opened fully to reveal a fit, curvaceous brunette wearing striped lilac and burgundy stockings all the way up to her hips, and similarly-coloured gloves that reached her shoulders. The rest of her body was naked, save for an ornament dangling from her pierced left nipple: a silver crescent that, as she sauntered to her position at the front of the stage, was revealed to be, naturally, a wide grin.

"As you can see," Miss Kitty said, circling her kittens, reaching out now and then to scratch the back of a neck or pat a firm buttock, "we have many kinds of beauty up here... and I see many more out there," she grinned, waving a hand to encompass the audience. "Remember, my friends, there's only one person who needs to be turned on by you, and that's yourself. Enjoy yourselves, experience yourselves, be happy with yourself and love yourself... because love comes easy, once you love yourself. And just in case any of you are wondering what I mean by loving myself, partly it's a state of mind, and partly, well..."

Her five kittens gathered around her, Persian and Lynx, and Siamese and Tabby pairing to support a foot each as Cheshire gave Miss Kitty a boost, so that they could lift her up high, like a goddess on a pedestal.

"...just watch," she smirked, licking her lips, and in a quick, startling motion she tore off her makeshift costume, as the stage erupted with a dozen concealed torches bursting into flaming life, and the music thundered with drumbeats, and a frenzied tribal chanting.

The kittens danced apart; Miss Kitty executed a backflip landed in a crouch between them, joining them in their dance without pause. Each of the six danced in their own style, from balletic to tribal to modern, but as they circled near each other their styles meshed for a moment, becoming synchronised duets, before splitting off again into individual routines. Their hands roamed absolutely everywhere over their bodies, and reached for each other, but never quite touched; as Miss Kitty gyrated among them they all reached for her her, stretching their arms towards her, craning their necks, mouths open and lips trembling for a taste of her skin, but always she was a fraction of an inch too far away, half a second too fast to be caught, and the kittens could only watch in choreographed need as she touched herself the way they sought to.

Willow and Tara hugged each other tightly as they watched, entranced. Tara felt Willow's hand on her thigh clutch, hot and sweaty against her skin, and suppressed a moan.

"I think my hand wants to wander," Willow whispered.

"I think I want it to," Tara murmured in reply, feeling her mouth go dry.

"You think?" Willow asked, lifting her hand a little higher.

"I think Siamese has a figure too close to yours not to be giving me ideas," Tara admitted. Willow, who had been following Tabby, glanced at the Asian kitten.

"She's good with her hands," she observed breathlessly.

"Like I said, reminds me of you," Tara countered.

"Yeah?"

"Show me," Tara begged quietly.

Willow slid her hand up Tara's thigh as the blonde opened her legs a fraction wider. Her palm cupped Tara's mound, feeling her heat through her satin panties.

"Oh, my..." she breathed. "I... do you...?"

"Yes," Tara nodded slightly. Willow rubbed her gently, feeling her whole body respond.

"You don't mind that we're... here?" the redhead asked, her voice trembling, seeking one last reassurance before giving in to what she absolutely wanted.

"This... is about pleasure," Tara gasped, staring at the stage. "So for me... it's about you. I want you to... oh god... I want you to be part of me, for this..." She risked a quick glance at Willow, just enough to see her eyes before returning to her duty, watching the performers.

"I want it too," Willow murmured, finding Tara's hand in her lap and holding it firmly. Her free hand slipped up, beneath the folds of light silk draped over her torso, and then down again, finding the waist of her panties and carefully slipping beneath them.

To Be Continued...

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 Post subject: Re: Smut Bunnies! (updated 22/May/07)
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:27 pm 
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Okay Chris, I learned two things from this update:

1) I LOVE kittens.

and

2) You are EVIL.

But of course, you are the best kind of evil that would not let his Bunnies have to wait too long before the next update. ;-)

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