The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[Boschi]

Only if it's smokin', dude.



I recently received a letter from the IRS with duplicate copies of the following items: A letter stating that they had received my return, that they need more information to process it, and that I should return the enclosed form. The aforementioned form. A privacy notice. A flyer for an IRS information number. A slip to include if I am making a payment (WTF?? I've got a refund coming). A return envelope.

They are concerned, apparently, that I did not justify an education credit of a little over one hundred dollars, hence their desire to have me fill out this exciting form.

Thing is, I FILLED OUT THAT FORM AND SENT IT TO THEM WITH MY RETURN.

So I guess I just wanna know. What happened to that form I filled out and sent in? (For an alternative question, you may also answer "Why didn't Boschi just post this in the Rant thread....)

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: bragon

Q: Why do puppies chew?

[woahnellie]

A: because they have an oral fixation

Q: why do dogs bark?

[tazraven]

A: Because they like to annoy me.

Q: Why do sprinkles taste weird sometimes?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: the metal surrounding the water causes it to taste funk.

Q: Why do people taste pennies when they have strokes?

[woahnellie]

because if you find a penny pick it up and all day you will have good luck

Why does alcohol make you drunk???

[littlewicca]

because it affects the blood, and the blood to the heart, dont you read about medicine? lol

why we never answer well?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: the computers make us stupid, the studity travels to our fingers, the fingers write stupid answers

Q: why do dogs like balls?

[woahnellie]

cuz they like to go fetch them and put the balls in their mouths, and bring them back to you. haha pardon my drunk answer

why do we ask stupid questions?

[littlewicca]

the thing is we just want to ask, and we dont know what to ask, the colour of the screen make you think stupid things same with me, so we ask stupid questiongs

why people smoke?

[woahnellie]

people who smoke are stupid, they really don't know how much it affects their lungs and other peoples lungs. me thinks lungs are important very important since mine really don't work properly with the asthma and all. so don't abuse the lungs!



Why do we breathe?

[littlewicca]

beacuase we need to take the water outside, when you drink water in the body it makes you breath and take the Oxigen out of your body, if you dont you can be full of water and she can die

why i need to reply that bad? lol

[woahnellie]

because you're drunk haha just kidding who knows! crazy answers are the best answers so says me

why is it i need to go to bed but can't fall asleep?

[littlewicca]

because you feel sleepy but when you lay down the bed uses to wake you up, that happens when there is a ghost in the room, and try to make your life bad.

why do i know about ghost?

[woahnellie]

ghosts are pretty scary and pretty unexplainable. i've met a few of the harmless nature in my lifetime. i think they are here to explain they made it to the afterlife and everything is okay. the mean ones are just miserable lol

why am i so damn good at answering questions? lol

[littlewicca]

because this is a thread about answering really important thing and you should no get wrong to reply, if you do that we would be really mad.

why people are not playing?

[willowbaby05]

Because there eyes have not yet seen this cool thread.

What are pancakes round?

[Boschi]

Note: I'm going to assume that you intended to say either "Why are pancakes round?" or "What! Are pancakes round?!"

I personally find the second option more amusing, so I'll go with that. Not that it really matters to the unanswer I suppose.

Un-answer: Fifteen! The kobolds march again in pastries! Beware the flapjack!

Question: How deep is the well of my patience?

[Leaf]

A: 364.4 smoots and one ear.

Q: Is there a secret ancient technique that facilitates the smooth navigation of dinner with one's in-laws?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: yes, it's called 'play dead'.

Q: why isn't Texas air-conditioned?

[woahnellie]

because it's soooo darn big and the a/c cannot cool it down!

why do i stutter and ramble so darn much???

[willowbaby05]

Because when you studder it's cute and it lures people in, while rambling leads to lots of different conversations or subjects, so it's impossible for them not to talk to you.

Why am I invisable?

[littlewicca]

Becasue you drunk to much water, isnt that obvious?

Why is not friday?

[willowbaby05]

Because Friday's the best day, so Thursday got jelious, now it's making the day go slow. Because it want to keep you away from Friday..

How many balls are in space?

[Boschi]

A: Depends on the make-up of the theme song choral ensemble. Too many tenors and the quantum make up of the universe is actually subtly altered. Physisillyists have observed a decrease in a type of sub atomic particle called a testosteronk when a minimum ratio of baritones to tenors isn't maintained.

It is believed that testeronk interactions create a forcefield that permits and stabilizes the existence of balls, and when those interactions decrease, balls may actually blip out of existence.

Such variations are temporary however, as conservation of energy requires that other objects come into existence as the balls disappear. These short lived particles, falsettotrons, are actually super testosteronks. Each falsettotron contributes twice the energy of a testosteronk to the ball supportive matrix, and as they come into existence, any balls that ceased to exist reappear.

The disappearance and reappearance of balls is, as a result, a very rapid process, and debates still rage in the research community over whether the flux of balls is a real event.

However, recent research does support the 1 to 2 energy relationship of testosteronks to falsettotrons, proving that anyone who sings that way in public must really have a pair.

Q: What does BBC stand for?

[JujuDeRoussie]

A: British Broadcasting Corporation...

But you can find other significations with a bit of imagination.... some funnier.
I can't find on ein english right now though... sorry

Q: why the the alphabet is in this order?

[umgaynow]

A: It's because of that song

Q: What is it about me that mosquitos find so tasty?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: mosquitos are attracted to beauty, which is why i'm constantly eaten alive:)

Q:why does daytime tv suck?

[notl33t]

A: It has been proven that more vacuum cleaners are on during the day than during the night.

Q: Why is it so hard to find vinyl these days?

[umgaynow]

A: Because vinyl got into a bit of trouble with the daughter of a very old and powerful family in the shoe and furniture business and has been, under the auspices of the witness protection program, living under the rather more pseudo-hip name Pleather

B:Why are so many people still concerned with what the neighbors will think, when most people almost never see or speak to their neighbors?