The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[ellbogen]

People care about what the neighbors will think because they care about what everybody thinks, even random passers-by, when in reality, probably nobody is thinking about them one way or another.


How do you feel about feng shui and why?

[woahnellie]

really i don't have any feelings about feng shui, b/c i have no clue what it is. but hey thats just me and my answer

why do stars fall from the sky?

[willowbaby05]

Because all the star's in space keep having wild partys, and getting so wasted, they wind up falling outa the sky. Drunk

Why is Barney the Dinosaur purple?

[willntarra4eva]

Cause when he was cooking his toast his tie got caught in the toaster and he fell into a vat of grape juice.

Why does buttered bread always land on the buttered side?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: magnetic attraction causes the bread to flip in the air so that the magical butter gnomes can grab onto the magnets inside your floor, cause gnomes like magnets.

B: why are magnets usually black?

[willowbaby05]

Because Black attracts many many thigs. As for example, sunlight, heat, ect. Black attracts...

Why are the colors the colors that they are ?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

A: when light enters our eyes, our brain asigns color based on what part of the eye the light enters through

Q: what are rainbows made of?

[woahnellie]

rainbows are made of skittles duh!

why do we sleep?

[JujuDeRoussie]

because it is the only way to have Coke in the fridge!

why vacuum cleaner sucks?

[ellbogen]

because otherwise the Flowbee hair-cutting apparatus would send hair-clippings flying in all directions and would not be the raging 'as seen on TV' success that it is today


How do they get the holes in Swiss cheese?

[woahnellie]

little mice eat the holes in the cheese and then the cheeseman sends it away to the grocery store.

why do phones ring?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

phones ring because phone fairies ring bells to alert people, and when you hear random ringin in your ears, it means someone is trying to reach you through a phone you aren't by.

why do people make up ridiculous stories?

[woahnellie]

because our brains are made up of ridiculous stories to begin with. and therefore we tell people crazy things

why am i so tired?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Because the Moon went on vacation on Venus by the freeway... a tiring trip...

Why people need to eat?

[woahnellie]

our bellies are in constant need of food, so we eat to satisfy our bellies. when they are happy we are happy. food is good

why do the chinese have such good food?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

people originated in China, so China has had longer to perfect food. (not that I even like Chinese food, but oh well)

why am I such a picky eater?

[ellbogen]

because in order to eat things, you have to pick them up first... hello


why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

[willowbaby05]

Because they are plotting evil ways to attack us, trust I have been a victim. Or there plotting ways take a crap on us.

Can you taste the rainbow?

[JujuDeRoussie]

yes and I can tell you the flavours...
purple = banana
indigo = orange
blue = strawberry
green = fish
yellow = mocha
orange = apple
red = Diet Coke

how fly a plane?

[willowbaby05]

You sit in the seat, strap on tight, put you finger in the big red button, and BLAST OFF!

Why do I think everthing I said refers to sex?

[JujuDeRoussie]

that's because of you put your words in the other sens you can read a secret language known only by Freud's patients


Why do I keep eating chocolaty goodness?

[woahnellie]

becasue the sweetness of the chocately goodness likes you and it says juju must have more chocately goodness and therefore u eat

why do we have to work? :(

[CrazyTaraWitch]

work --> $

why is $ so important?

[willntarra4eva]

Cause without it there would be nothing to shred and feed the money elves with.

Why is there a rainbow after it rains?

[Justified12]

Because we held each other close while we listened to it pour outside and the gods above rejoiced that we had found each other...sending all the world a beautiful gift to represent the joining of our souls.

What is beyond what we can see?

[willntarra4eva]

Our future

Where does the easter bunny live?

[JujuDeRoussie]

at Anya's...

Where does she put them?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

behind her ears

why does Anya fear bunnies?

[woahnellie]

because some bunnies have evil red eyes and bite. so she must have experienced the evil red eye bunny

why do we have fear?

[ellbogen]

because otherwise the horror movie industry would be out of business

Why are wiener dogs such a weird shape?