The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[Sapphire eyes]

Oh me and Juju posted at the same time ok an answer to JuJu's question. Coffe smells so sweet because of the smioles that have ben put in the jar so that they will perk the coffee drinker up in the morning.
My question is still the same- see above.

[gorn]

A: I have often wondered the exact same thing, though at 6'4" my perspective on what constitutes "short" is probably more severe than yours. Mrs. Gorn tells me all men are actually idiots, though, and she's usually right about such things.

Q: So, is Castro really dead or not? I've got friends down in Miami (who aren't even Cuban) who've been partying all night like it's 1999 ...

[Auriam]

party party my friend cause the mood and mars tell us too !

why people always have to despress you why they had a bad day ?

[Sapphire eyes]

Because some people just get too wrapped up in their own stuff to consider the feelings of tothers and they take advantage of kind people. They work with a different side of their brain!

Why do I always get toothpaste down my clean shirt???

[gorn]

Well, it's rather difficult to get toothpaste UP your shirt now, isn't it? You could solve this problem by brushing your teeth while wearing a dirty shirt, perhaps.

What does the "Q" in Q-tip stand for?

[Sapphire eyes]

lol gorn that was funny

A.The Q in Q=tip syands for quiet because it is hardly going to start talking to you when you are going through a hygiene regime unless one is very drunk lol

Q Why is it that most British people in Buffy are represented as snobby and cold? ( for example Mr Travers, the watchers group the mummy hand lady...and some others?)

[umgaynow]

A: I believe it's called cinema verite....no no no...just kidding...you think Spike and Dru are snobby? Admittedly they're cold because of well, the whole being dead thing but, personally I found them quite charming...of course I am a bit of a twisted article myself

Q: If a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters duplicated all the works of Shakespeare over a thousand years...would they translate the french bits in Henry V so that I could understand them?

[JujuDeRoussie]

A: Well as long as the monkeys have not gotten they pants back, you will not be able to understand the french bits in Henry V.
(plus if the french bits when it is played are pronunced like in Buffy it is not understandable for french, so why would it be for no french? lol)

Q: Why would all the monkeys be french?

[woahnellie]

because they are all related to you Juju

why do monkeys swing from the trees?

[cathy north]

Because they saw Tarzan do it and they're just imitating him.
(ya know monkey see, monkey do)

Why do monkeys insist on eating green bananas?

[Sapphire eyes]

Monkeys insist on eating gbreeen banana's because it acts like a facial for them and if they are not hungry they can mash it up with rocks and make a face mask.
Why is there such a phrase as "and pigs will fly?"

[gorn]

Without this phrase, you could not fully describe to someone else what is going to happen at a Pink Floyd concert.

Shouldn't swiss cheese be cheaper than other kinds of cheese? I mean, you're getting what, maybe 20% less cheese per slice than any other kind of cheese, right?

[Sapphire eyes]

Yes but in this case it is the quality of the cheese which is expensive and not the quantity.
Why do alot of people have a fear of clowns?

[kisstheviolets]

Yes but in this case it is the quality of the cheese which is expensive and not the quantity.

omg. seriously??

you do understand the point of the thread, correct?

[Sapphire eyes]

To be honest I have no idea if that is right or not It may be and yes I do understand the thought of the thread, I could have made up something about the Lord of chese making it expensive to spite poeple but that would be too far fetched lol

[littlewicca]

Why do alot of people have a fear of clowns?

Because they are afraid to have fun, i guess, what else could it be

Do you know why does it matter if it is only a game?

[gorn]

Answer - A Chinese philosopher is playing a game with some of his students, when they hear that the world is going to come to an end. In a panic the students run about, trying to decide how to spend their last moments on earth. Some talk of running home to their families. Others talk of finding wine, or women, or their favourite food before the End. One astute student (perhaps close to graduating) decides to ask the master what he will do.

"I will finish the game," the Chinese philospher replies.


Question - what game were they playing?

[JujuDeRoussie]

They were playing Twister, and the master wanted to finish because he was this close (thumb and index finger very very very close) to be all over a pretty student.

Why does the time fly when we're enjoying something?

[cathy north]

To jump back a few threads. Why do people have a fear of clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why does time fly........? Because if it stood still we would never get to the point where we bed her.

If time flies why doesn't it have wings?

[Sapphire eyes]

Time does fly indeed and you know? It does have wings but they are invisible and only the time Lords can see them.

Why is life a bitch sometimes?

[umgaynow]

A: Because Life is very very old and sometimes she suffers from Pre-Mycenaean Syndrome

Q:If ChapStick was breast shaped instead of its current phallic shape would they sell more?

[Boschi]

A: Any such effort would surely be blocked by the banana growers coop.

Q: Who wants to give me a back massage?

[Emms]

A: Janet Reno

Q: why does this PopTart taste like poo?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Because of the sand.

Why is the crying willow tree crying?

[kisstheviolets]

She misses the alliteration of "weeping willow".

What does that elephant do when he's not in the room?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Flying!


why is the horse a noble animal?

[Sapphire eyes]

The horse is noble because it was raised by aristocrats.
Why am I so bloody grumpy today?

[umgaynow]

A: Because all the other dwarves were busy

Q: What is the protocol when a woman you find wildly attractive (she's str8) says you should go out with her mother sometime(she's not)?

[Boschi]

Wow. I say again. Wow(ch).

Actual answer: Under the light of a full moon, turn in a circle three times and rub a slice of raw potato against her clit. Within three days, the clit should fall off. You did want to get rid of that, right?

Q: Why don't more people eat rutabagas?

[gorn]

A: After what you just did with the raw potato? You can keep your rutabagas! But in all seriousness, rutabagas went extinct about 150 years ago. They were never that popular to begin with, so it has taken a while for people to notice.

Q: I did a rather thorough search on Monster.com, and I couldn't find a single goddamn monster. What's up with that?