Bumper Stickers

[Leaf]

My sister just gave me a bumper sticker that says:
"My cat is so evolved, that in comparison your honor student is like a primitive fish with legs."

[Yours]

I had a bummper sticker on my file for college and it read:
'They say hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?'

[umgaynow]

Growth at all costs is the ideology of a cancer cell.

and a horrid one I saw outside the bookstore...

Lost your cat? Look under my tires.

[Adsum]

On the back of a delivery lorry/truck a registration plate made with the message:

[center]“TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
but always home by Friday”[/center]

[JustSkipIt]

My wife just got "Bush's Third Term: McCain"

[She_is_the_strangest_girl]

if you can read this your too close to my beaver

[thiswomanswork]

My exes have a red bumper sticker that says 'If this sticker is blue, you're driving too fast!'

Sort of a nerdy joke, there, but I like it.

[JustSkipIt]

My SIL told me about one that I love:

Jesus Christ: Community Organizer
Pontious Pilate (sp): Governor

[Millerchip77]

It wasn't a bumper sticker so I guess it's a bit off topic but it is connected to motoring. I was in India some years back driving (or rather being driven) in the Himalaya. We were driving on the scariest road in the world up to a place called the Rhotang Pass which is about 10,000ft above sea level - from there there are amazing vistas of the mountain range. Anyway, the roads up there are terrifying, panic -inducing affairs; hairpin bends and single track with vehicles coming in both directions. In order to alert the motorist to the perils of driving up there, billboards encouraging moderate speed and care are placed along the route, for example:

Married to speed? - Get a divorce
Live and let live
Please be gentle with my curves

My favourite one was:

Darling I want you but not so fast

[ellbogen]

Some folks down the street from me have one on their car that says, "God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."

[willntarra4eva]

We put a really funny one on my gf's car that says 'Save me jesus... from your followers'. Another one is on my room mates car that says 'Zombie eat flesh'. She works at subways so its funny to us.

[Trom DeGrey]

My bumper sticker that says, "I Think, Therefore I'm Dangerous" got me out of a ticket near Toledo last summer. The state trooper really liked it. I'm sure I wasn't going all that fast either, but still...

[Dorothy]

yeah, seen a few; http://bumperstickers.cafepress.com/buffy LoL

and a person on my street has an Obama campagne sticker
but rarely any funy ones here :(

[Sandman78]

I saw this one recently:

When Life Gives You Lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.

[JujuDeRoussie]

Jesus loves everyone. Pope Benedict 16 doesn't.

[EvilKittycatofdoom]

Wasn't a bumper sticker twas a T-Shirt but it had Plato's head and name on a container of play-doh

[Dorothy]

dear aunty Em; hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy

that one was pretty funny

[MelCar19]

Favorite one of all time, although a little offensive:

Fat kids are harder to kidnap