New Game: the Buffyverse Quotes Chain

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Linked word: not

Willow: So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade?
Buffy: Not even. Ford wouldn't give me the time of day.
Ford: Well, I was a manly sixth-grader. I couldn't bother with someone that young.
Buffy: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'... Of course, I had no idea what it was about.

[Nue]

linked word: day

Tara:Okay. Once upon a time there was... um... a kitty. She was very little, and she was all alone and nobody wanted her.
Willow:This is a very upsetting story.
Tara:Oh, it gets better. 'Cause one day the kitty was running around on the street and a man came and swooped her up --

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: little


Willow: How long have you been practicing?
Tara: Always, I mean, since I um, was little... my, my mom used to, She um, she had a lot of power, like you.
Willow: Oh I'm not ... I don't have much in the way of power. Really, I mean most of my potions come out soup. Besides... spells going awry, friends in danger... I'm definitely nothing special.
Tara: No, you are.

[Nue]

linked word: you

Willow: See? That's where you're a dummy. I think about what you grew up with, and then look at what you are... it makes me proud. It makes me love you more.
Tara:Every time I... even at my worst, you always make me feel special. How do you do that?
Willow:Magic.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: love


Willow: Hi Tara, how are you? I was wondering, maybe you would want to go out some time? For coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?

[Nue]

Linked word: Tara

Willow:It's Tara. C'mon.
Xander:And how long have you known your girlfriend was Tinkerbell?

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Linked word: Tinkerbell


Tara: How'd you do that? With the light?
Willow: Oh, you know. You taught me.
Tara: I taught you teeny Tinkerbell light.
Willow: Okay, so I ... tinkered with the Tinkerbell. It was easy. And besides, isn't this better than ... using a flashlight like some kind of doofus?

[Nue]

Linked word: doofus

Tara:What are they looking at?
Willow: The hotness of you, doofus.
Tara:Those boys thought I was hot?

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Linked word: what


Tara:What are you writing this for?
Willow: My journal.
Tara: That's new.
Willow: Yeah. I-I figured, life goes by so fast, if you don't write stuff down it just gets ... lost. And I wanna remember.
Tara: Down to every last bagel.
Willow: Down to every last everything I do with you.

[Nue]

linked word: lost

Anya:The woods? We're going back to the woods? I hate the woods. All those woodsy trees--
Tara:No. It's okay. Lost is good...Willow and I always know now to find
each other.
Anya: With yoga?

[gabbles]

Linked word: good

Nigel: I need to know a little bit more about the Slayer, and about the both of you. Your relationship, whatever you can tell me.
Tara: O-o-our relationship?
Willow: We're friends.
Tara: Good friends.
Willow: Girlfriends, actually.
Tara: Yes, we're girlfriends.
Willow: We're in love. We're... lovers. [puts hand on Tara's knee] We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.
Nigel: I meant your relationship with the Slayer.
Tara: Um, just good friends.

[Nue]

linked word: love

Tara:Are you worried?
Willow: Worried? Tara, it worked fine. It's all good.
Tara: Hey, Will. This is me. It doesn't all have to be "good" and "fine." This is
the room where you don't have to be brave and I still love you. If you're
worried you can be worried.

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Linked word: brave

Buffy: Wow. Way to re-bound.
Xander: I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster.
Willow: Hey, guys! C'mon! This music's great!
Xander: It's nice to see you brought your boogie shoes tonight, Will.
Willow: Yeah.. I-I know I've been sort of a party-poop lately, so I said to myself, "Self!" I said, "It's time to shake and shimmy it off."
Buffy: Sounds like a good policy.
Willow: Yeah! And it works, too. You know, I figure, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just- (Willow grabs her jacket and from underneath it falls a bottle of beer, it's contents foaming out)
Buffy: Drunk..?

[Nue]

linked word: scheme

Willow: I'm not sure. The designations have been stripped.
Tara: Maybe we can cross-reference them with the county clerk's office.
Willow: Would that involve getting up?
Tara: Eventually.
Willow: Then I'm coming out firmly against it.
Tara: What about the Trio's evil scheme?
Willow: Well, I'm kinda busy working on my own.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: evil

Willow: Xander.... You already knew he was taking over your life, and ... you didn't think about Anya till just now?
Scruffy Xander: Hey, wait till you have an evil twin. See how you handle it.
Willow: I handled it fine.

[Nue]

linked word: life

Willow: Well I took Psyche 101 -- I mean, I took it from an evil government
scientist who was skewered by her Frankenstein-like creation right
before the final -- but I know what a Freudian slip is. Don't you trust me?
Tara: With my life!

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Linked word: mean

Andrew: Spike?... It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.
Angel: You two know each other?
Andrew: Uh, yeah. Um... We—we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but... it was mostly us.

[Nue]

linked word: know

Willow: I don't know... They gave me a lot of stuff to keep her calm. They said I might need to restrain her at night, but... Sometimes she's fine, she looks at me and she's fine.
Buffy:I'm sorry I couldn't have...
Willow: It's okay. I can do this. I'm gonna take care of her. Even if she never... She's my girl.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: girl


Razor: So, witch, got a little power after all. Well, let's see what tricks you can manage while I choke the life outta- (falls over dead)
Willow: Tara!
Tara: Nobody messes with my girl.
Xander: Tara, nice axing.
Tara: My first.

[Nue]

linked word: life

Tara: I lived my life in shadow, Never the sun on my face. It didn't seem so sad, though I figured that was my place. Now I'm bathed in light, Something just isn't right

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: something


Vamp: You've got the boss's kittens.
Spike: Kittens?!
Buffy: Hey! Stay away from Randy! (stakes vamp)
Dawn: Whoa!!
Willow: What did you just do?
Buffy: Uh ... I.... I don't know... But it was COOL! I think I know why Joan's the boss. I'm like a superhero or something!

[Nue]

linked word: know

Anya: I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this,
I mean I knew her and then she's, there's just a body, I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead, it's stupid, it's mortal and stupid, Xander's crying and not talking and I was having fruit punch and I thought that Joyce would never have any more fruit punch and she'd never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever and no one will explain...
Willow:We don't know. How it works. Or why.

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: talking

Willow: I had so much fun the other night. The spells.
Tara: Yeah, that was nice.
Willow: I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.
Tara: I know that. But you want to do a spell.
Willow: Yeah.

[Nue]

lind word: spell

Tara: The moon to the tide, I can feel you inside. I'm under your spell, Surging like the sea, Drawn to you so helplessly. I break with every swell
Lost in ecstasy, Spread beneath my willow tree. You make me complete!

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: break

Joyce: I, I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place.
Spike: Just don't break anything. And don't make a lot of noise. Passions is coming on.
Joyce: Passions? Oh, do you think Timmy's really dead?
Spike: Oh! No, no, she can just sew him back together. He's a doll, for god's sake.
Joyce: Uh, what about the wedding? I mean, there's no way they're gonna go through with that.

[Nue]

linked word: don´t

TARA: I-It's okay if you do. He's done a lot of good, and, and he does love you. A-and Buffy, it's okay if you don't. You're going through a really hard time, and you're...
BUFFY: (still tearful) What? Using him? What's okay about that?
TARA: It's not that simple.
BUFFY: It is! It's wrong. I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm wrong, please...

[riotgrrrljaz]

Linked word: wrong

Spike: You know why I really hate you, Summers?
Faith: 'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
Spike: Well ... Yeah, that covers a lot of it.
Faith: 'Cause I could do anything I want, and instead I choose to pout and whine and feel the burden of Slayerness? I mean, I could be rich. I could be famous. I could have anything. Anyone. Even you, Spike. I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't?... Because it's wrong. (laughs)

[Nue]

linked word: want

Willow: Anyone want a soda?
Tara: Water.
Faith: So you guys been hanging out a lot lately, huh?
Tara: Yeah. She's, um, she's really cool.
Faith: So Willow's not driving stick anymore.
Faith: Who would have thought? I guess you never really know someone until you've been inside their skin. And Oz is out of the picture? Oh. Never seen two people so much in love. She just couldn't get enough of old Oz.

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Linked word: couldn't

Willow: So, Jonathon. You tried out for the swim team twice and never made it?
Jonathon: (fidgets) I'm asthmatic. I couldn't keep up.
Willow: You hated being pushed around by Dodd and the others.
Jonathon: So?
Willow: So, you wanted revenge. Didn't you? Didn't you?!!
Jonathon: (nervously) Yeah! Okay? I did!
Willow: So... You delved into the black arts and conjured up a hellbeast from the ocean's depths to wreak your vengeance.
Jonathon: Huh?
Willow: Didn't you?
Jonathon: (confused) What? No! I snuck in yesterday and... peed in the pool.
Willow: (disappointed) Oh. (disgusted) Eww!

[Nue]

linked word: vengeance

Anya: It's Halfrek. A vengeance demon. You made a wish to a vengeance demon.
Dawn:I didn't know.
Anya:Only a vengeance demon can break her own vengeance spell, nothing else will work. She's the only one who can get us out. Hallie, get your ass down here!!