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Postby nika » Sat Sep 29, 2001 11:37 am

Hello kittens on the board, I've pulled out this little story again because I've penned a sort of second part for it.
I got the idea while watching T/D interact and after Tara's comment about veggies. It's not too spoilerish just the rumors that you've heard. It's better if you read this one before going on to Another market day, but it's not absolutely necessary.
Please let me know what you think.

TITLE: THIS LITLLE WICCAN WENT TO MARKET
THIS LITTLE WICCAN WENT TO PLAY

AUTHOR: NIKA

PAIRING: W/T RATING: PG-13

DISCALIMERS: THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED IN THE SOTRY BELONG TO JOSS WHEDON, MUTANT ENEMY, U.P.N AND OTHER MEDIA MAGNATES.
I'M JUST PLAYING WITH THEM, I'LL PUT THEM BACK WHEN I'M DONE.
PLEASE DON'T CALL WOLFRAM&HEART.

FEEDBACK: YES PLEASE, NOURISHMENT IS IMPORTANT.
E-MAIL: latinnika@yahoo.es

SUMMARY: WILLOW AND TARA ONE FINE MARKET DAY.

NOTE: A BIG THANK YOU TO NATALIE MOSS FOR THE IDEAS.
NATTY YOU ROCK!


THIS LITTLE WICCAN WENT TO MARKET...
THIS LITTLE WICCAN WENT TO PLAY...


Both Willow and Tara were excited about being at the super market on Saturday morning.
Usually picking out brands of tooth paste and sorting out big questions like fabric softener or detergent with softener included was not a get nervous type of experience. Yet they were both fidgety and looked sort of out of place in between the endless aisles of food amongst all the middle aged house wives struggling here and there with their boisterous kids.

But this was after all their first shopping experience as sort of adults and sort of surrogate parents. After the slayers untimely demise, the couple had moved into the Summers home to look after Dawn.

The transition had not been an easy one, so much had happened in the last few months it was difficult to just keep up with the day to day events. First finding out that Dawn was a dimensional key, then Joyce passing away, Tara's temporary insanity and the final straw that broke the camels back Buffy Summers death. The Scooby gang had faced difficult times before, but this was different, maybe Buffy had managed to save the world yet again, but not herself, not this time. That one horrible fact did bring to pass another type of Apocalypse, it was the end of days for a younger, happier, more innocent Scooby gang.

They all felt the change, the weight of a time hellishly lived upon their shoulders. They all felt older, at least older than their I.D years. Dawn had stayed with Giles for the first few days, but she soon got home sick, she needed some sort of connection to her vanished family. The house full of memories was all she really had left of her mother and sister.

The former watcher couldn't just move out of his mortgaged house and into the Summers home and as much as he loved Dawn, he now had to give serious thought about his future after the Slayer. He would stay for as long as he was needed, the rest of the kids were like his family too, but he also had unfinished business in England and that was something he couldn't deny or ignore any longer. He also couldn't help feeling that he hadn't been the best choice of a watcher for Buffy. At some point he had crossed a line that was not meant to be crossed in his line of work, he felt he had lost his place as a guide and mentor. There were many things on the Englishman's mind and they all pointed to the same conclusion, he would leave Sunnydale as soon as it was possible.

Xander and Anya were concentrating on making a life with each other and amongst all the pain, the wedding plans were a welcome distraction for the couple and a good excuse to feel renewed hope and some sense of happiness. Even if for the time being those plans were kept a secret, Xander believed it was too soon after Buffy's death to make the announcement, it didn't feel like it was a time for a party yet.

The whole group pulled together to talk about Dawns future, Dawn included. They all agreed that the best possible solution was for Willow and Tara to move into the house with her. Her father wasn't an option he was practically a stranger and she loved being with the two Wiccans. She adored Willow like a second sister and she felt a special connection with Tara that she didn't share with anyone else. The teen promised she would try to be on her best conduct and that she would stay in school, keeping her grades on track so they wouldn't try to take her away.

Willow repaired the Buffy-bot to keep up the façade of the Slayer being alive.
The gang knew that if word got out that the Slayer was dead all Hell might break loose
-literally- speaking. The bot functioned fine for their purposes, it helped with the slaying and made needed public appearances at Dawn's school activities and such.

The Scoobies still couldn't completely trust or accept Spike as a part of their group, but they tried their best to at least be civil. They had to admit he was a big help patrolling and at times taking care of Dawn.

Spike had made a promise to Buffy and so far he was keeping his word. Nothing bad was going to happen to the niblet if he could help it. Vampires shed few tears in their undead lives and Spike had spilled many when Buffy had died. Even he didn't know how many he still had left, until they flowed freely at seeing the slayers prone, shattered body on top of the rubble. At that moment he could have sworn he had a heart and soul, because at that moment he felt both of them breaking.

This death was a part of their lives, part of growing up. That's what they were all doing, moving forward one day at a time. Getting up, going to school, working, patrolling, loving, crying and this morning shopping.


T: "So Colgate or Aqua-fresh?"

W: "Well the stripy one is prettier..."

T: "Shouldn't we be thinking more along the lines of which one has more fluoride or which is better for our budget?"

W: " Yes, but the stripy one makes the mouth all tingly like"

T: "You're incorrigible...don't give me that puppy eyed look... Colgate is cheaper...(sigh!) o.k, I give, here take the stripy one."

W: (smile) "You're too easy...I so have your number..." (Tara gives her a look) "And I just said that out loud huh?"

T: (Still giving Willow a look) "Uh-huh...but that's o.k I have quite a bit of your numbers as well, one of them happens to be 69 and I don't think you'll be seeing it any time soon." (evil smile).

W: (Blushing a little and looking rattled ) "Awww, honey you don't mean that.(looking worried) No seriously, you don't mean that right?"

T: (Trying hard not to laugh, keeping a poker face.) "You have my number, you tell me...wait is that ringing I hear? ( mimic of holding a phone) must be Willow dialing my number...Sorry to inform this line has been disconnected (mimic of hanging up) Well that's that, now where's the Charmin?"

W: (Pouting) "My girlfriend the comedian...alright I repent...what's it going to take flowers, candy, he-he-he leather?"

T: (Another look, followed by a roll of the eyes.)

W: (Guilty smile, shrug of the shoulders) "Can't blame a girl for trying...Ragu or Prego?"

T: "I'd prefer neither, they're so full of preservatives...I'd like to make some from scratch"

W: " I know, that sauce you made the other day was yummy, but it's not so practical, you spent a good part of the morning making it and we don't always have that kind of time. (looking suddenly worried) And I'm not saying this to get on further end of your bad side...not that you really have one cause I love all your sides... your sides are great...what I mean is sometimes we have to hurry and make something before Dawn gets home from school..."

T: (Smiling) "Honey, calm down...it's o.k...I know what you mean, you're right, we do have to be practical...Take either they taste the same to me. And get that look off your face Goddess, I'm not going to send you to the couch just for making a suggestion and a good one at that."

W: (Visibly relaxing) " Good, I need my nightly quota of snuggles or else I just can't sleep properly."

T: (Arching an eyebrow ) "Changing strategies now? You know I'm a sucker for sweet talk"

W: "Then may I say...chocolate, candy canes, marshmallows, ice cream?" (Making bedroom eyes)

T: (Giggling) "Oh please stop, I may just faint dead at your feet" (said rather dramatically)

W: "Then I'd better get some foot powder...and have you been sneaking peeks at my drama class notes?"

T: "Silly girl." (Shaking her head in wonder)

W: "You're silly girls girlfriend so that would make you silly girl two, silly's silly girl or mrs. Silly if you prefer."

T: (Looking amazed that Willow could say all that in one breath.) "What? Could you repeat that 3 times really fast without stopping, please?"

W: (Beat) "Erm...I don't think so...you know what I mean."

T: (Smiling) "Yes, fortunately for you I have become an expert at Willow speak."

W: "Ah yes! My beautiful and talented girlfriend, gifted in all oral abilities...by that I mean language of course..." (winking)

T: "Mmhhmm, flattery- flattery, it will get you everywhere." (winking back)

W: (Lowering voice ) "Will it get me number 69 back on the speed dial?"

T: (Mock stern look) "Don't push your luck...we'll see..."

W: (Making shifty eyes) "I wonder...whose got whose number here? You know exactly how to make me crazy...and you enjoy it...Tara you're playing me."

T: (Thinking: like a guitar darling and you love it.) "I don't know what you're talking about, Oh look the sugary cereal you like is on sale two for one."

W: "Sure like I'm going to fall for the ol' changing the subject tri...oooh...Count Chokula two for one? Yummy, chocolate and teeny-weeny marshmallows...those cereal guys are geniuses for thinking of that, only not cause the Frankenberry is kind of yucky and...." (Babbling on about cereal formulas that work and cereal formulas that don't)

T Smiling and looking lovingly at her girl) "Goddess you gotta love her...note to self: get decaf."

W: ( Pauses in middle of speech) "Did you say something baby?"

T: "Nothing...you were saying something about the cereal leprechaun and the keebler elves?"

W: "Oh yeah...talk about nightmares..." *( More or less an undecipherable amount of Willow speak on different food groups and childhood trauma.)*

*( Note from author: I would never finish this story if I got on the subject of brussel sprouts, turnips, beef jerky and the very feared Jolly green giant. Thank you for your understanding, we will now return to our story.)*

They lay there intertwined their naked, sweating, writhing bodies. She begged her mistress for satisfaction as....oooops! (author blushing profusely) Sorry, that's a whole different story. Ahem! Back to our girls in the market :

T: "Honey, you've just cruised by most of the vegetable stands...don't you think we should at least get some broccoli?"

W: "Broccoli? I don't know...I don't want to come off as a parental tyrant. I still remember seeing my mother like a General when she said (Making a stern voice, with a German accent which is kind of funny cause her mother isn't German.) -You must eat your vegetables or no dessert- I mean, that should qualify as psychological abuse of power."

T: "Darling, I don't think Dawn will run away from home or report us to children services if we get some vegetables. She's a growing girl, she needs some greens in her diet."

W: "Greens? Couldn't we just color dye some pop-tarts?"

T: "I don't think so. I'll tell you what, we'll get some mushrooms too and when we serve them, I'll make them with cheese or sneak them in a yummy vegetable lasagna or home made pizza, how's that?"

W: "Home made pizza? O.K!"

T: (Looking suspicious) "So was that whole tyranny speech for Dawn's benefit or yours?"

W: (Looking guilty) " Well I, ummm...look there's a special on fruits"

T: "Fruity special, that's my baby." (said in a soft voice)

W: (Wagging eyebrows and smiling wickedly) "Hey Tara, wanna squeeze my melons and see if they're ripe?"

T: ( Tara turns around and nearly drops her oranges) "What?" (Sees Willow holding two melons up in front of her chest...Laughing ensues...) "What are you doing, you nut?"

W: (Looking down at her chest) "Some wishful thinking I guess (afterthought)...or my impression of you." (Smile)

T: (Shaking head and chuckling lightly) "Is that supposed to be a compliment?"

W: (Getting closer) "No, this is..."(stealing a quick kiss on the lips)

T: (Blushing slightly and looking pleasantly surprised.) "You madam are a vixen and a fiend."

W: (Giggling and looking pleased with herself) "Why thank you dear lady."

T: "Mhhphh, you would take that as a compliment, wouldn't you? Seriously sweetie, let's stop fooling around, this shopping is taking us forever and we have to take Dawn to the mall later."

W: "Alright-alright, I'll try to be good, I promise."

T: (Unable to stop herself, leans in and bites Willow's earlobe while whispering...) "Oh but you're always good... very-very good."

W: (Willows turn to blush a little and look pleasantly surprised.) "Who's the vixen now? That just reminded me, did we get the whipped cream?"

T: "Two cans"(wink) " Now let's get back to shopping."

W: "Yes mam...( Picking through a variety of cucumbers, looking at the differences in length and width) "Well this brings back memories." (Tara gives another one of those looks, even worse than the first one.) "Uh-oh and I just said that one out loud too, huh?"
(Tara's ears turning red, invisible smoke coming out of them.) "I'm getting sent to the couch tonight, aren't I ?"

T: (Still glaring, crossing her arms across the chest.) "What do you think?"

W: " I think you'll find me in the pet section shopping for a nice dog house."

T: "Better make it a roomy one, you might be there for a while and while you're at it you might want to return one of the cans of whipped cream, I don't think we'll be needing it."

W: (Pouting and looking contrite) "Awww, honey...baby doll...sweetheart...don't be like that. I'm sorry...I didn't mean anything by it really...it was just, you know...like a random memory...it didn't mean anything really...truly baby you know you're the one I love and want that way don't you? (Tara looking away)...honey, don't you?"

T: (Looking at the floor) "I-I don't know...it's just that..."

W: ( Taking Tara's hand) "Honey...look at me...come on...that's better...listen to me, you're all that I want and need...you're the best I've ever had, all I will ever need for the rest of my life. When I'm with you I feel beyond complete no one...no one could ever top that. I love you, understand?"

T: (Still unsure) "Really?"

W: (Smiling) "Really-truly-absolutely"

T: "I love you too, I'm sorry I let all those insecurities shine through."

W: "Does that mean I don't have to return the whipped cream?"

T: (Sexy grin) "Baby that means you can even get the Hersheys chocolate."

(The last thing we see is a red head running for the candy aisle and a blonde grinning wildly while putting a basket of strawberries in her shopping cart. Sorry I can't tell you what happened when they got home, I'd have to change the rating, just use your imaginations.)

So life continued one day at a time.


TBC



[This message has been edited by nika (edited November 24, 2001).]

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Postby Zahir » Sat Sep 29, 2001 12:01 pm

Cute. Very cute.

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If it be there, I care not of
That other book Above...
Strike it out! Or write it in anew.
But let it be in the Book of Love!"
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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Forrister » Sat Sep 29, 2001 1:07 pm

This made me laugh. I do most of the shopping in my household and I'm sure that on the next supermarket run I'll be toddling up the aisles giggling to myself for no readily apparant reason.

This story also reminds me of a friend of mine who works security in one of the larger supermarkets. When she's in the back watching the cameras she see's all sorts of interesting things. (Made even more interesting because she can lip read fairly fluently.) Some of the stories she tells me make this fic look positively G rated.


Ita, pecuniam nobis re vera solunt hoc agere.
(Yes, they actually pay us money to do this.)

Forrister
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Katharyn » Sat Sep 29, 2001 2:16 pm

All I want is the R17 sequel....please!

Very funny that was Nika....

Katharyn

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby DISASTERAREA » Sat Sep 29, 2001 3:08 pm

Oh Man that was funny, you made me cry, thank you
T: "Darling, I don't think Dawn will run away from home or report us to children services if we get some vegetables. She's a growing girl, she needs some greens in her diet."

W: "Greens? Couldn't we just color dye some pop-tarts?"

*ROTFLMAO*

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby KittyKo » Sat Sep 29, 2001 3:52 pm

*laughs* nika, it's really cool! I love the dialoges **^^**
KittyKo
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Puff » Sat Sep 29, 2001 6:00 pm

Ok I'm with Katharyn here, where's the sequel?

Very nice part though Nika

*showing that I don't only ask for smut*

Puff
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby kpmuse » Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:03 pm

I've been laughing for 1/2 an hour now Nika! Loved your hilarious fic! Yeah Nika!

Now, as my predecessors just said ---> bring on the next part of the story!

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby nika » Sat Sep 29, 2001 11:03 pm

Awwwww, shucks you guys...I'm blushing here.
Thank you all, I was really worried it wouldn't work. As for the people who want some smutty W/T goodness that includes food products, you can all make a naked field trip to wiccan ways where a like piece I called "creamy" is posted. I'm sure that could be sort of qualified as the sequel you crave.

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Postby Dumbsaint » Sun Sep 30, 2001 12:52 am

Awww, Nika that was so cool!
That first 69 comment had me blushing about my ears
But certainly not any other places. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Heh. :x

Dumbsaint
 


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Postby WiccanBex » Sun Sep 30, 2001 7:51 am

very cool

especially first thing on a sunday... afternoon. lol

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Tabitha » Sun Sep 30, 2001 3:22 pm

"T: (Still giving Willow a look) "Uh-huh...but that's o.k I have quite a bit of your numbers as well, one of them happens to be 69 and I don't think you'll be seeing it any time soon." (evil smile)."

O mi Goddess!
*still gagging from laughing*
I SO want Tara to be this sassy in S6.
Nice one Nika, thanks for the late night smiles.

Tabitha
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Mara » Mon Oct 01, 2001 1:18 am

LOLOLOL.... It's lovelly.

Funny, sweet and naughty.

Mara
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby magrat » Mon Oct 01, 2001 6:23 am

This really cheered me up this morning as I am crippled with period pains that really is good going
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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Hanki » Fri Oct 05, 2001 1:56 pm

LMAO That was way too funny

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby nika » Sat Nov 24, 2001 8:27 am

Title: Another market day

Author: Nika

Pairing: W/t rating: pg

Disclaimers: I don't own them, I'm just borrowing from Joss&co. No law-breaking intended here

Note: If you haven't read "This little wiccan went to market" You might not get a lot of things in this story, it's not exactly a part 2, but they are connected. Also if you don't read "TLWWTM" you might spontaneously combust while reading
this story (don't say I didn't warn you, so.. no ghosties haunting me o.k?). This hasn't been beta read so please forgive any mistakes.

Feedback: Yes please, me hungry, me like feedback.


ANOTHER MARKET DAY


just another Saturday, shopping day,boring, sad market day.

"Even shopping was better when "she" was here" mused Willow, remembering their first Saturday as substitute parental units for Dawn.

Tara was the organizer, she had cut up coupons to get discounts, she had known which brand names were better for this or that, she had insisted on buying green leafy vegetably like things, even when Willow's idea of greens had been color dyed pop-tarts.

The red head smiled at that last thought remembering Tara's rolling of the eyes and mock stern face, trying not to laugh, playing the more serious half of the couple.
The cucumber incident had been funny too, except for the hurt look Tara had gotten on her face for a few seconds.

(I'm just glad I kept all the comments that came to mind when we passed the condoms) Thought Willow, smiling again for a nano second before the usual somber grey tone returned to her face. Since Tara had gone most of her days went by in this manner, smiling when she remembered the good things and almost immediately falling into a pit of gloominess after remembering that the source of all that silly, wonderful joy had walked out the Summer's house and possibly out of her life.

Picking up some broccoli and setting it down again she kept debating whether to take it or not

(What the heck am I gonna do with this? Tara was the only one who knew how to disguise the yucky flavor of all things leafy and the only one worse than me at this wholesome cooking thing is Buffy, her idea of nutrition is a granola bar sprinkled on ice-cream.)

Just then Buffy appeared juggling 4 gallons of milk

Willow gave her a hand and a quizzical look "Uuumm Buffy I'm all for supporting the got milk? Campaign and all but 4 jugs...isn't a bit much?"

Buffy let the jugs drop in the kart and twisted her mouth in an I'm exasperated pout kind of way before answering "I'm not taking all of them, I brought them so you'd help me decide, look there's one with a yellow cap, one purple, one blue and one red...which one is like the best?...I mean when did milk develop a fashion sense? Which would be better for Dawn the low fat, or the one with extra vitamin D or the whole milk?..."

(Willow raised her eyebrows and shrugged in a don't look at me I know nothin' about cows kind of way.) Making Buffy pout again before saying "Oh you're a big help. I think it would be easier to just buy a cow."

The red head looked a little guilty for not being able to help with the vitamin D vs low fat dilema and gave another little shrug. "Sorry Buffy."

"It's o.k Will, I'm sorry for being such an anxiety riddled Buffy today...It's just that I'm not really any good at this, first Mom did all the shopping, then I used to come with Giles and he was the one that picked everythig, I wish I had paid more attention instead of lingering in the magazine section and after that it was you and...uuummm"

"Buffy it's o.k, you can say her name...I'm o.k really, I don't want you guys to do what you did when Oz left, I mean one minute to the next there was like this underlying silent agreement to vanish his name from our vocabulary. I don't want that to happen with Tara, besides the fact that I'm still hoping we can work things out."

"Yeah, I just didn't want to make you all sad and stuff...I know better than anybody the power of a name when you're trying to forget or at least not remember for a while. Any how...change of subject... So what are you up to?"

Holding up the broccoli with two fingers, like it was pair of dirty demon underwear "Trying to talk myself into putting this in the cart."

Buffy scrunches up her nose "What are we going to do with that? I mean it looks like part of something I slayed just last night"

"I know what you mean, but I'm thinking we have to...for Dawnie and all...like Tara said she's a growing girl and needs some greens in her diet."

"Greens? Maybe we could find a bag of green gummy bears or buy m&m's and separate the...no...no...I guess that just wouldn't be same. I don't think I'm a very good parent, I don't enforce the eat your veggies law very well do I?"

Willow chuckled a little at the similarities she shared with her best friend in terms of food products "Awww poor Buffy feeling all maternally challenged like, don't worry melted butter and velveeta will make all things better."

Buffy looked far from being convinced "You promise? Cause we have to set an example and that means we have to eat this stuff too."

Willow put on her best brave little soldier face and grabbed Buffy by the shoulders "I promise we'll get through it, been there and done that...it will be o.k, it's the cheese man that makes it right."

"Please don't say cheese and man in the same sentence Will, it brings back bad-wacky dream memories."

"Oh sorry I forgot about that...what the heck do you think the cheese man meant anyways? I've researched every dream book I have and even some Freudian texts and I've found nothing that can explain it."

It was Buffy's turn to shrug "I don't know maybe it was a weird form of prophecy that foretold that part of my destiny would involve masking the taste of leafy taste-less things with cheddar, or maybe one day the world will be threatened by a brussel sprout Demon that can only be defeated by way of limburger in a can."

Both girls shared a light laugh at this last thought, then Willow stopped abruptly upon getting a disturbing mental picture

"Hey...maybe we shouldn't laugh, anything is possible in Sunnydale...brrrr...I shudder to think of the possibilities...an army of angry turnips and string beans commanded by the jolly green giant...oh, the nightmare..."

"Still afraid of the Jolly green giant huh?"

"Yeah, hey you would be too if...whoa what are you taking?" Willow asked wide-eyed

"What? I'm just grabbing some cookies, we always have cookies in the house."

Willow pouted "But those are keebler elves cookies..." Buffy just stared at her like so what? Her friend just didn't get it and willow felt sad all over again, Tara would have gotten it, she would have taken the box for a second just to tease her, putting it menacingly in front of face going grrrr-arrrrgghh, before putting it back and taking the oreos instead.

"Well what's wrong with my selection of cookies, don't you like these? You could pick something else if you want."

"No, that's o.k, those are fine...it's just...nevermind...the cookies are fine."

"You sure? You got a weird look on your face."

"Yeah I'm sure" Willow's voice cracked just a little as they went through the candy aisle, the chocolate syrup reminded her of one particularly yummy night she and Tara had shared when Dawn had left for a slumber party over at Melinda's, leaving them the house all to themselves. She looked over at Buffy and blushed thinking of what Buffy might say if she knew that she and her girlfriend had christened almost every room in the house. If it wasn't for the use of magic they would have never gotten the stains off the couch and the bed and the dining room chairs and the carpet and...

"Yoo-hoo earth to Willow, hey is my wiccan buddy in there somewhere?" Buffy inquiered waving her hand in front of the red heads face.

The fact that someone was speaking to her finally registered somewhere in Willow's mind "Huh? What now?"

"Boy you were really out of it. I was asking if you knew what tp is best, I got enough problems with being a slayer without having to worry about a sore tushy."

"Oh...Tara always took the charmin, but I suspect she just liked squeezing it to see if the 'don't squeeze the Charmin guy would show up' (Willow grinned at this, to her it was funny, Buffy just looked like oook whatever...)"

"ooook...if it's the one we have at home now it's fine, now for the tooth paste...look there's a special on colgate."

"Couldn't we take the stripy one?" Willow asked hopefully

"Why would we do that? This is way cheaper."

Willow frowned and remained mostly silent for the rest of the shopping day, everything just seemed different, everything was different. There wasn't anything that didn't remind her of Tara, her name didn't need to be spoken for her to remember. she thought how funny, that it was the little things that she missed the most.
Passing through the dairy section again to discard two of the milk jugs a single tear flowed down Willow's cheek as her gaze was drawn to the whipped cream cans.

TBC


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[This message has been edited by nika (edited January 31, 2002).]

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Postby KittyKo » Sat Nov 24, 2001 8:52 am

nika, I really liked this sequel. But now I'm all depressed thinking about those things again... ;_; awww... *sigh*.
KittyKo
 


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Postby Wiccagrrl » Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:52 am

These were great Nika. The first one was very, very funny. The second one was sweet, if a little sadder. Loved 'em both. Thanks.
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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby nika » Sun Nov 25, 2001 4:57 pm

Thanks Kittyko and wiccagrrl, I just got to thinking about when I fight with my gf it's really all those little things like shopping or watching t.v without her that make me the saddest. I'm trying to write something peppy, but it's kind of hard with all that angst going around.

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"Eat lot's of applesauce, preferably fed to you by attractive young lesbians." Amber Benson

nika
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby emily 'first' » Sun Nov 25, 2001 5:39 pm

Nika,
Hi...You still got it !!
What a change from one shopping trip to the next...I'm so sad with what seems to be going on,but you've caught the thoughts and feelings just perfect.
thanx.
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Reading your latest archives at ef too...

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vive,valeque.

emily 'first'
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Rane » Sun Nov 25, 2001 5:57 pm

catching up on fics and this was absolutely incredible. you capture the break up and days after when everything reminds you of them so well. and buffy juggling milk to see which one looks better. hilarious and sad and just great!
Rane
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby aladdin » Sun Nov 25, 2001 7:33 pm

The first fic was hilarious...the second one made me feel all empty and sad inside..it's amazing how you made it so funny, coming up with these ideas. I will never be able to look at a can of whipped cream again without second thoughts...
Hopefully, there will be a reunion-supermarket-visit-sequel soon because Willow without Tara..it's just..*sigh*..hard to imagine, even harder to look at.

I loved this. And what about the next part of "The Kindred"????
Ala

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby CaptMurdock » Sun Nov 25, 2001 8:06 pm

I loved both segments, Nika. But as the second illustrates all too well...

...sometimes you don't know what you've got until it's gone.

I certainly hope for a post-reunion shopping trip myself (extra chocolate & whipped cream to buy!)

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"Good God, that's a lot of shake!"

[This message has been edited by CaptMurdock (edited November 26, 2001).]

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby nika » Fri Nov 30, 2001 10:30 am

So here's another little piece not so much centered around shopping, it's just that I love all sorts of market places for some reason.

Title: Flea Market

Author: Nika

Disclaimers: The usual suspects.

rating: pg pairing: I dare you to guess

Note: It's a little angsty but working towards a happy ending, cause I'm a sucker for happy endings.

Flea Market

Willow looked absent mindedly through the various flea market stands she really wasn't sure why she had bothered to come at all, she wasn't in much of a mood for bargain hunting, she wasn't in a mood for much of anything lately, it was Dawn's insistent prodding that had gotten her out of the house this sunny Saturday morning. Not that the weather mattered much now days, specially weekends, weekends were the worst, at least on regular weekdays she could keep her mind occupied with college assignments or scooby research. Saturdays and Sundays were a different story all together, too many empty hours to fill, fill with what? more emptiness the red head supposed.

It wasn't like she could do spells anymore, that's what had gotten her into so much trouble in the first place, though it was a very tempting thought that popped into her mind once in a while, a still too often once in awhile and how many sophmoric humor movies could she see with Dawn before nothing seemed funny anymore?

Buffy still wasn't coping well with emotions and to say that their relationship had become strained would be the understatement of the year. Their friendship had hit a huge snag and they were travelling slowly through the road of recovery. Their conversations seemed hollow at times, each holding back, each lost in their own dilemas, offering as much support as either could afford to give, which probably wasn't nearly enough, but at least it was start.

Willow knew she had hurt the people she loved the most and that reclaiming...no...earning their trust again would not be an easy task. She was trying, not only for them but for herself. She still couldn't believe some of the things she'd done. Sometimes she would shower for hours on end thinking that she could never be clean enough to come out from under the water again.

A part of her had been lost forever when she had let rack touch her, when she thought about it she wept, she wept for the girl that got lost that night and would never return. There was no turning back time, all she could do was feel the impact of that loss and try to learn from it turning that past weakness into a present strength.

That was one of the biggest battles being fought in her mind and heart, she needed to forgive and accept herself wholly before really asking others to do the same.

She needed to rediscover who she was without the power, without the rush, she needed to learn again how to deal with pain, no denial, no easy way out, letting it come and go by its will, like every average person on the street.

Being completely human and dealing with things normally while being part of the Scoobies was like a contradiction in terms, none of their lives could ever be labelled as average. That was really part of the problem for all of them not just Willow, they were so used to the extraordinary that something so common as growing up and dealing with it had become an almost Apocalyptic experience.

Willow thought all this whilst looking through a box of vinyl records, thinking was something she did a lot of lately, right now her thoughts shifted from introspective mode to goofy mode upon seeing an Abba album cover as she remembered her girlfriend or was that ex-girlfriend? No-no and no her mind screamed...I'll get her back...if it takes me all my life...I'll get her back... her mind again jumped this little hurdle and went back to remebering an evening watching an Mtv special, Tara had suddenly stood up and burst into song doing a damn good impression of one the lead singers, Willow had joined the fun and they had a whole choreography going by the end of the video. They had laughed and disscussed silly fashion fads of the past all night. Only Tara could make a night in front of the t.v with a slice of cold pizza seem like a sort of wacky Heaven.

So she realized that what bothered her the most any day of the week was Tara's absence, it was palpable in anything that Willow did or didn't do, last weekend it had been a trip to the market that had made her cry in the dairy section, this week it was a vinyl record that had the red head in an emotional flux she really didn't know wether to laugh or cry.

Her vast array of thoughts were interrupted by an eager voice belonging to Dawn

D: (Excitedly) "Hey guess who I just found?"

W: (Willow looks up from the album that she's been clutching, hoping...) "H-hi"

T: (Nervously) "Hey"



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"Eat lot's of applesauce, preferably fed to you by attractive young lesbians." Amber Benson

nika
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby nika » Tue Dec 04, 2001 9:58 am

Here's another sappy part, just passing the time during re-run season. No smoochies YET, notice the emphasis on YET.


D: "so there's this thing I saw it at another stand way over in the other extreme I'll go get it now before somebody else gets it bye now..." ( says it all in one breath before taking off)

W/T: "Dawn...!"

They glance at each other nervously not really making direct eye contact.

T: "So...can you say set up? No wonder She kept saying you just HAVE to go...I guess I wont be getting that antique lamp at half the price after all."

W: "I'm sorry...I hope you don't think that I had something to do with this, cause I didn't...I know you said you needed some time and space...I wouldn't...I mean if you want me to leave I will..."

T: "N-no that's o.k...I know...I mean it 's obvious that this was Dawn's idea, plus it's not like I own the market you have every right to be here...if you want to stay that is..."

W: " Do you want me to stay?" (silence- Tara looking away) "Sorry I shouldn't have asked that...what I really want to ask is...would you mind if I helped you to look for that lamp?"

T: "I uumm...don't know if..."

W: "It's just us walking together in public, since we're both here...no pressure...not shopping for a wedding dress or something."

T: (small smile-still a little uncertain) "O.k...sure...so what were you looking at before? You looked really engrossed."

W: (smiling-holding up the album cover)

T: (chuckling) "Oh..."

Willow keeps smiling as they walk along side by side stopping at the stands they find interesting. In reality Willow stopped at every stand, even if she didn't find anything worth a glance, what she really wanted was to stretch out this gift of time that she had been given by Tara's side, she reminded herself to thank Dawn sometime in the near future. The red head's mind was filled with images, memories and sensations of her companion.

God, she looks amazing, even more beautiful than I remembered. How long has it been 2 months? 2 life times multiplied by infinite space? She could smell the blonde's scent from where she was standing, at a respectable-awful distance that she wanted to close so badly it hurt. She smelled so sweet, the red head wished she could bottle the fragance and carry it with her where ever she went.

T: "So what do you think about this one? " (Leans in a little closer to covertly catch a wiff of the red head's perfume, I miss the fresh scent of your hair, she thinks)

W: "I don't know, it says Spikes crypt too much for my liking" (God Tara don't you miss me like I miss you? Keeping this distance is so hard )

T: "Guess you're right...how is Spike? " (And how are you Willow, really are you alright? I hate having this wide gap between us)

W: "Oh you know the usual...I'm the big bad even though I'm riding with the good...he's all bark, no vampiry bite. Buffy's been acting kind of weird around him lately, I don't know what's up with those two and I'm not sure if I want to know. How about this one?" (Who cares about Spike, I want to talk about you, talk to you like we used to for hours on end)

T: "A lava lamp? I don't think so...it's not really what I had in mind when I said antique sweetie...(looking distressed)...I m-mean Willow...I'm sorry." (Great mouth...way to go, I am so not ready to be this close to you Willow.)

W: "Hey it's o.k...force of habit I guess...right?" (Maybe there's hope...)

T: "Yeah...force of habit." (There's so much more to it than that)

W: "How about we grab some lunch? it's late afternoon and my stomach is all grumbly" (Please say yes, this is the first time in months I've been really hungry and I don't want you to go yet)

T: "S-sure, I'm kind of hungry too." ( I know I shouldn't...but I want to spend more time with you.)

W: "So what's it going to be chili-dog? corn-dog? burger? What's your poison?" (I hope these choices don't scare her off, I know I would run for the hills, well the nearest decent reataurant at least)

T: "Poison is right...no cesar salad in my options?" (ugh, if I stay and eat any of this stuff... I must still be really in love)

W: "Fraid not...Who do think thought of this? I mean it's weird...who looked at a giant weiner and said... Hey yummy, let's put it on a stick!"

Tara laughed thinking (God I've missed her wacky worldly questions) Willow smiled thinking (God I've missed her laughter)

T: "Uuum, I don't know...maybe the same guy who felt hot-dogs didn't have enough toppings and hot chili should be added to the list."

They both smiled at their own goofiness and looked into each others eyes with love before turning away not wanting to break the lightness of the moment.

W: "These food stands are for stomachs that are feeling more than a bit suicidal...mine is not...yours isn't either...what do we do?" (please don't say go...If you say stay it's cause you love me)

T: "Well the fish and chips seem safe enough, a little big maybe...how about we share? I mean it's better than playing Kamikaze with a burrito " (Yuck! Oh well...It's a few more minutes of bliss...note to self: get tums on the way home)

W: "Yes..." ( Yay, she does love me! happy dance! I want to share everything with you again, if I have to start with fish and chips then so be it. Note to self: get pepto on the way home)

They sat on the bench across from each other sharing small talk and tiny smiles, feeling more comfortable then when they first saw each other that day. Getting reaquainted as friends, avoiding issues and questions that could damage the moment, each talking and thinking in between the lines hoping that this was the start of something that they both longed for more than anyone could imagine.

At one time they both reached for the chips basket at the same time, their fingers lightly grazed each other and they felt the same current of electricity that always used to surge through them when they touched. The intensity didn't seem to surprise either girl, it was almost like they had expected it to happen, they smiled almost flirtaciously at each other, surely remebering the first or the last time they had felt a similiar current from a mere touch of finger tips and then they simply went back to enjoying their food which suddenly seemed more delicious.

Willow sat entranced by the sight of Tara sipping her cola, the way her lips were closed around the straw, while the cool liquid was drawn upwards into her mouth seemed all of a sudden incedibly sensual to Willow.

( Good lordy, what I wouldn't give for a taste of those lips again...how could I have been so stupid?) W: "Uuum...Tara?"

T: " what?"

W: "Could I have a sip of your soda, I drank mine too quickly and last chip was super salty." (I'll give her my best puppy eyed look so she can't say no.)

T: (She's giving me that look how can I say no?) "Sure...just leave me a little bit...O.k?"
(It's like indirect kissing, I wonder of she's thinking the same thing, jeez we're acting like teens, no offense Dawn.)

W: (Great, mhhmm... the straw has traces of her lipstick it's the one that tastes like bubble gum...this is almost like kissing her...oh, boy I'm acting like a love struck kid.)

"Here...thanks...you saved my life"

T: "Sure anytime you're in need of a sip of cola..."

W: "How about tomorrow night? " (did I just say that?)

T: "How about tomorrow night, what?"

W: "How about if I need a sip of your soda tomorrow night...oh say around dinner time?" (God..stomach stop flipping!)

T: "Willow...I don't know if...I mean I don't think I'm ready for a date just yet."
(Oh boy, fish and chips was not a good choice, the fish is trying to swim up stream now)

W: "But...it's not like it would be our first date...cause today sort of was...you know in a Dawn set it up and it was a surprise kind of way...but still, it hasn't been so bad has it?"
(What can I say to convince you?)

T: "No, it hasn't been bad...that's not the point..." (Why am I resisting so much?)

W: "What is the point? O.k forget I asked that...what I mean is (sigh) I really want to see you again, talk to you, really talk...I know this is all my fault...I want a chance to start making things right between us...(Tara looks like she's going to interrupt) wait let me finish...I know there isn't really an US right now, but we have to talk about that sometime too...I don't expect anything from you Tara, I know I lost that right...along with many other things...so I don't expect, I do how ever HOPE, it's the only thing that keeps me going sometimes...maybe I don't desrve another chance to be with you, but I want it, please let me at least try to make things right,explain, apologize...grovel at your feet. I won't pressure you if you don't want to, I'll wait as long as I have to, but if you want to start we could try tomorrow...just dinner and talking things through.

T: "I really want to see you and talk to you again too, but I don't know if I'm ready to believe in you...in us again...you're right we do need to figure this out and it's good that you dont expect anything of me because I don't know what or how much I can give right now Willow. I have to be honest and say that I also Hope we can work through this, but I can't promise anything...and I don't want any groveling at my feet, I want change...real change..."

W: "Good that's good because I have changed...give me a chance to prove it."

T: "O.k...dinner at eight?"

W: (Huge smile) "Dinner at eight."


nika
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby legend » Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:37 am

Oh - I'm getting excited....I can see smootchies on the horizon! Yipee!
legend
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Rane » Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:46 am

nika, awesome. just adorable. i love your writing! that dawn is such the badass! i love her. upcoming smoochies! yay!

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TARA- We're forgetting about the troll. Let's pay attention to the troll.

Rane
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby aladdin » Tue Dec 04, 2001 5:05 pm

Awesome piece! I loved it.

aladdin
 


short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby wiltar » Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:41 pm

Great fic so far

Can't wait to read more of it!

Patricia

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"What are they looking at?"
"The hotness of you, doofus!"

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short-funny-fic:This little Wiccan...

Postby Rane » Sun Dec 09, 2001 7:35 pm

nika, this was posted you silly billy! i was hoping for some new update. you are hilarous. dont spend too much time doing rounds...
Rane
 

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