another musical songfic: "going back to boystown"

[april]

set to the tune of "going through the motions". many thanks to xita and michele for their comments!

Going Back To Boystown

WILLOW:
Everywhere I go I know that folks
discuss my sexuality
They think liking Oz and Xander makes me
straight as straight can be
for eternity
I’ve been making shows of flaming o’s
but it seems no one knows
that I’m not

Going back to Boystown
Boys made a nice start
but they didn’t penetrate my *ahem* …heart

I’ve been dating tara for two years but
people think I’m wavering
Even with a girlfriend, lesbo street cred
doesn’t mean a thing
but when I make Tara “sing”
they’ll be noticing

KITTIES:
We know Willow fell
for Oz - that’s swell
but lately we can tell
that she’s not

Going back to boystown
it’s been done before

FAITH:
She’s not driving stick much anymore

WILLOW:
Can’t they see I’m gay forever
(BRIAN:
She turned down a date with Trevor!)

W/O SHIPPERS:
If Oz comes back one day-

WILLOW:
Whatever
I don’t wanna be

Going back to boystown
turning straight somehow
They can’t seem to see
that this is really me
and I just wanna be…
GAY NOW

[Warduke]

HAHAHAHAHA april

Trevor doesn't feel bad, since Willow and Tara are soulmates, he really doesn't mind, that and the fact that Willow's gay

[Wiccagrrl]

LOL!!! Thanks, April. Laughs very much appreciated right now.

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Tracy

Hear that Baby? You're my always.

[Rane]

very funny! i'm cracking up with:

WILLOW:
Can’t they see I’m gay forever
(BRIAN:
She turned down a date with Trevor!)

W/O SHIPPERS:
If Oz comes back one day-

WILLOW:
Whatever

[Katharyn]

Oh yes this is good and this is funny. Two thumbs up... and a couple of big toes.

Katharyn

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She's my always

[Ed Wood]

ROTFLMAO april! Beautiful!

[Sassette]

Bwahahhaaa... Oh My Heck, that was funny.

My roommate is probably wondering why I'm laughing so loud *G*

I'll never tell.

-Sassette

[Anya's Necklace]

LMAO!! That was freakin hilarious April!!

I'll be smiling all day

[tommo]

April, you rule. Love it.

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"Welcome to the nancy tribe."

[Forrister]

April, you rock!! roflmao!

There's only one thing more I could possibly want and thats to hear it performed. (Greedy, aren't I! )

Vita nil musica!
(Life is nothing without music!)

[mollyig]

mollyig be a-giggling!

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Willow: And I happen to think mine is the level head, and yours is the one things would roll off of.

[Puff]

LMAO April that is brilliant

[WiccanBex]

well... puff told me it was funny... but this is too much!

you rule, april!

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"if you throw a stone, something's gonna shatter somewhere. We're all so fragile, we're all so scared."
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[april]

thanks for all the warm fuzzy comments, guys! it was lots of fun to write. it came to me in a flash while i was on a plane to milwaukee last week for a conference.

i'm especially fond of faith's line about not driving stick anymore...but then again, i always have been.

[Hanki]

ROTFLMAO That rocks sooo much!

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Me: And before you say anything i is not drinking!
My friend:You is not is you?
Me: You know my grammer does not resemble Earth grammer.
My Friend: Right, cuz on Earth it's spelt 'grammar.'

[miss_spangles]

Hey, thanks for that It definitely made me laugh out loud

[KittyKo]

Really really cool!! *laughs* so very funny!

[An]

Very cool April! Thanks

[Dr.G]

Oh LOL, damn I had missed this when you posted this as I was internet deprived because I had to have some surgery done to make me even more handsome than I already am. Bless you dear.

Trevor is a cool dude btw, I wish there were more like him.

[nika]

This was great April thanks for the laughs.

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"Eat lot's of applesauce, preferably fed to you by attractive young lesbians." Amber Benson

[karenk]

OMG... this is SO funny. I needed to play the 'original' song in the background though... it's really great.

[RomanceJunky]

FANTASTIC!!!! April, that was incredably funny and clever! I absolutely LOVE a good parody, and this one is freakin' GREAT! Kudos to you grrlfriend, you bloody ROCK!!!

The Junky...all the other reservists will be lookin' at me and scratching their head's all weekend, wondering what's got into "Doc"...I think this one will stick with me a while!!

[Epicurus]

LOL that was great!
I'm left wondering how the hell you people come up with such funny and creative spoofs.

[littlekitty]

Laughing so much right now!

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~Spread beneath my Willow tree-You make me complete~