by Mufin » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:39 pm
"Sassette is gone for a week," I think.
"There isn't much going on at the board." I think.
I shouldn't think, just religiously check for updates.
When Sassette is away, the Smittens will play, just as entertaining as ever, and pantiless! You gals are great.
-Serena
by YuriPup » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:54 pm
She left me with this assignment (I tried taking a pic of it, but it did not turn out...seems my camera is none to smart):
Sassette: How many licks does it take to the center to a WillowPop--and Why?
AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL BEHAVING YOURSELVES!
(a hell of a lot more than I did)
-Sassette
by Owl » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:29 pm
Look at this place! Panties everywhere! Huge heaps of panties! Piles of discarded beer cans and bottles of Manischevitz laying around! WHO dyed the pool GREEN!? We've gotta clean this up Now!
*frantically fusses about piling panties into her arms, kicking cans towards the recycling bin. realizes that the effort is futile and collapses* Sass! We did not behave ourselves!
*Realizing that the Deepest Philosophical Question of Our Time has been raised again, adopts Rodin-y thinker-like pose* "How many licks..... hmmmm.....
Pixie: you could have your own minions, sweetie! *pondering again* Smixens? [smitten+pixie] er... you're the one who is good at making these things up.... mixies, smixies, moxies, panties, hmm?
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by jomarch » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:37 pm
Ready, ok
Sassette spent some time in New York,
But we still think her updates rock,
She's coming back all hunky dory,
To see us written into her story!
Oh, Sassette don't make us wait,
Give us all five of your updates....
Gooooooooooo! Sassette!
(Due to being well rested and thoroughly oiled, Squad will form pyramid and hold formation until Sassette's return)
Oh, forgot, how many licks, er using quadratic equations of x being the number of licks and y being the swiftness of tara's tongue, and taking into consideration the increase in room temperature and all the smittens watching, I'd say 148 licks
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by canadian kitty » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:38 pm
Jomarch: LOL. love it!
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by Owl » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:58 pm
(puddin' sounds)
Yay, Jomarch! At it again!
by LeatherQueen » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:35 pm
I love it!! You guys are insane!
And as for how many licks it will take? Um... I dunno. I always bit into my suckers. So... yeah...
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"Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind." -Glory
by Pixie » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:59 pm
My own minions! *Pixie is overcome with emotion and insecurity* Uh, wow!! I'm too verklempt to think up a name, besides, I don't really think I deserve minions.
Just a comment about the "gishmock" (sp? - how the frilly heck can you spell Yiddish in English letters anyway!). That part was directly from my life. Yep, I'm 33 and I still need my dad to say "Isn't this gishmack" when he gives me a kiss. And we are proudly passing on this tradition to the next generation - 2 weeks ago my almost-3-year-old nephew hugged my dad's leg and said "you gishmack".
Oh my, Sassette is coming back!! *surveys the mess. Feels the urge to frantically clean, but suppresses it. Picks up a few pairs of panties from the floor, lacy ones, boxer shorts, and slips them into her pockets* I'll just keep these as...uh...souvenirs.
Yay jomarch on the new cheer!!!! It rocks. I'd love to stay in formation until Sassette gets back, but that may be really hard. I think I'd rather go splooshing around in the tub of chocolate pudding. BTW, I loved your math equation. It made me lmfao and brought back traumatic math class memories at the same time.
My thoughts on the math question: I think we need to step out of the box - it's a trick question. It doesn't matter how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Willow pop, it's how long you can keep licking until the Willow...uh...pops!
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by jomarch » Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:07 pm
And since everyone has voted for the tub, we shall break formation and join CK & Owl and Pixie in the tub. Last one in has to prove Fermat's Last theorem!
Jomarch - Your minion Smitten
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by WiccansIllusion » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:46 pm
by Owl » Mon Mar 18, 2002 9:52 pm
Anyone who can tell me wins an erotic pudding dance.
And Pixie... I think that is so... I don't know what to say... cute and charming and wonderful what you put in from your personal dad-daughter relationship. so, uh, thanks...
by Pixie » Mon Mar 18, 2002 10:26 pm
I do know that "gai" means "go", "Got" is "God", and "bareh" probably has to do with blessing. The Hebrew root (b'r'ch) means "bless".
Yup, that's me - cute and charming! And Owl, I think I love you!
Edited to add: woo hoo! I figured out the smilies!! (yeah, yeah, about friggin' time!)
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by jomarch » Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:52 pm
Anyway, yes, the updates were WI's brilliant idea and Pixie and Owl, I just have to say you guys rock with the yiddish. I only know some malay and mandarin as I had to take that in school in Singapore and latin as I did that in school in England but I think I really want to learn yiddish now . Who wants to give me lessons???
Ex Amino
Jomarch
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by jomarch » Tue Mar 19, 2002 4:58 am
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by canadian kitty » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:14 am
Hi Sassette *seductive giggle* We took real good care of your thread. *provocatively runs her finger across her stomach, collecting pudding which she then flings at Sassette* Why don't you join us. Apparently there's going to be some erotic pudding dancing soon.
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"Do you wanna go out some time, for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?" Willow - Normal Again.
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by wiltar » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:16 am
Ehm... you didn't have a heart attack after seeing this thread, did you??
Patricia
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"What are they looking at?"
"The hotness of you, doofus!"
by delany » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:31 am
sass sugar, see what happens when you leave them unsupervised for a few days?
by Owl » Tue Mar 19, 2002 5:59 am
Are you okay, there?
*whispers over shoulder* I think we broke her... She blinked, and then.... nothing...
*waves hand about in front of Sass's face - flinging pudding about in the process*
Sass - you have to wake up. We need you, don't you see that? Saaaaaasssss!
[some yiddish clues: these are sort of weird idioms, so don't expect that the'll make any sense... "feifen" is meant to mean whistle. and uh - Got, yes, means god- i'm not sure what these idioms mean, exactly- just the words.... so... i hope the folks at synagogue don't look at you crosseyed.]
by Sheila » Tue Mar 19, 2002 6:31 am
You people are amazing! Even Sass is speechless after reading all that...
Save a place for this late smitten in the pool, please!!! Will do manual labor in exchange. Like, helping cleaning anyone who's leaving the pool, for example.
Pixie, loved your insight about the Willow pop... (did I just say "insight"??? uhm....)
by wiccachica » Tue Mar 19, 2002 8:07 am
I want to tell you this is all MY fault...That I take all the blame.... I want to tell you this orgy of sin was hatched from my devious brain...that I...yes...I am the mastermind....
But...
Okay...but as a girl in Hollywood would really do...I'm going to partake in the age old method of CYA...and say...I had nothing to do with this! I was just sitting here...watching to make sure nobody drowned in the pudding....yeah.... like a pudding lifeguard...
... the 3-D glasses?....uhm...those are so I can...uhm...because I...err....because I only see in red and blue and they correct my vision...yeah (that's a good one, Chic...keep it up...she's buying it...) And the popcorn...is for...my...new popcorn diet...you know us California girls and our weird diets....
and can I say it's a true pleasure to have you back...and that colour is absolutely GORGEOUS on you...did I tell you how it flatters your eyes....?
....What do you mean where are my underwear?....(fiercely surprised)...oh my goodness...someone STOLE them...( okay...she's buying it...) ...yeah...someone snuck up and TOOK them right from me...
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"You're *NOT* the source of me." - Buffy
" I mock you with my monkey pants!" -Oz
" Tremble!" Gachnar (Fear Itself)
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by Pixie » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:02 am
I'm sorry we made such a mess, but, we had fun, and look - pudding! And yeah, the panties were my idea, but now I have all these pairs...do you want some? And jomarch decided that you were this goddess of cheerleading and you have an ench...ench...enchilada, and we only did this because we love you and we love your story and we didn't want the thread to get lost in the board while you were gone, and there was Shabbat dinner and Yiddish and it really was a religious experience, and....yes, I'll wipe the pudding off your face now. *Pixie backs away to join the rest of the pudding-covered Smittens, hoping Sassette doesn't notice that her panties have been surreptitiously removed during the Pixiebabble*
Hi Sheila!! I'm glad we could entertain you! And I'm sure that once we figure out where we stand with Sassette, there will be many Smittens who need to be cleaned up. I know there are many places on my body that I...uh...can't reach myself.
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by Willow_wtch » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:03 am
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by Bobo's Mom » Tue Mar 19, 2002 9:09 am
I love pudding.
I can’t believe I missed the pudding.
Welcome back Sass. Tell us all about NYC. ------------------
TARA: Willow and I always know how to find each other!
ANYA: With yoga?
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BUFFYBOT: That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!
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My heart is cleaver than I am and it knows what to do. ~MC 'Legends of the Kiss'
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quote:
Speachless in a good way, or as in a "what the hell happened to my thread" way?
Yes.
I can even see the expression on her face--much like the one after being reminded of how she was dancing at Meow Mix. Sassette can dance, I have to tell you. But she seemed to forget a detail or 2 until she was reminding of them.
An "Oh My Heck" would probably cover her thread reation well.
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Originally posted by YuriPup:
Sassette can dance, I have to tell you.
Wait. Are you saying we were wrong? Sassette isn't a cheerleading goddess but a dancing queen? Damn.
*rips of cheerleading uniform and runs in the general direction of the Kitten Accessories Emporium home office.*
Wardrobe! In need of a wardrobe change here!
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"Do you wanna go out some time, for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?" Willow - Normal Again.
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Pixie- you little minx! Removing Sass's underwear during Pixiebabble! Lethal! (*realizes* ...I think I love you, too. Yes, exceedingly jealous of the troll.*grumble grumble* )
I'm guessing you're the culprit who took Wiccachica's panties, aren't you?
yeeesss... It's elementary! *does impressive impression of Sherlock Holmes*
*Switches on turntable and puts on an ABBA record. The sounds of "Dancing Queen" ring throughout the kittendom*
wieviele leckt es nimmt, um an die Mitte eines Weidelollipop zu gelangen?
--That's "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Willow(lolli)pop?" in German. (according to babelfish, so I'm sure it's off a bit.)[I tried Willowpop, but got Weideknalls, which would be Willowbang... and... oh, dear.) The Yiddish would be pretty close to that, i imagine. agh! I'm obsessed! I need help! Too much Smittennip!
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Please come back! I love this story. I love your writing. Must have update soon! I know you have to take care of all your business and personal stuff first. But please know that you are indeed missed!!!
--Sela
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And she should be home any minute now--I saw her safely off to the train station about four hours ago.
And yes . . . Sass can dance. She has many skills. As for the photo of the assignment she had for y'all--as soon as I upload my pictures, I can post that for you.
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"And if there is a way to find you, I will find you . . . but threads that are golden don't break easily . . ." -- Tori Amos
"Love is lightning, love is ice; it only strikes the lucky twice--once so you will know the price, and once for crazy faith . . ." -- Alison Krauss and Union Station
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My heart is cleaver than I am and it knows what to do. ~MC 'Legends of the Kiss'
quote:
Speachless in a good way, or as in a "what the hell happened to my thread" way?
Yes.
I can even see the expression on her face--much like the one after being reminded of how she was dancing at Meow Mix. Sassette can dance, I have to tell you. But she seemed to forget a detail or 2 until she was reminding of them.
An "Oh My Heck" would probably cover her thread reation well.
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posted March 19, 2002 12:42quote:
Speachless in a good way, or as in a "what the hell happened to my thread" way?
Yes.
I can even see the expression on her face--much like the one after being reminded of how she was dancing at Meow Mix. Sassette can dance, I have to tell you. But she seemed to forget a detail or 2 until she was reminding of them.
An "Oh My Heck" would probably cover her thread reation well.
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quote:IP: Loggedcanadian kittyDoll's Eye Crystal quote:
Originally posted by YuriPup:
Sassette can dance, I have to tell you.
Wait. Are you saying we were wrong? Sassette isn't a cheerleading goddess but a dancing queen? Damn.
*rips of cheerleading uniform and runs in the general direction of the Kitten Accessories Emporium home office.*
Wardrobe! In need of a wardrobe change here!
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"Do you wanna go out some time, for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?" Willow - Normal Again.
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posted March 19, 2002 15:15quote:
Originally posted by YuriPup:
Sassette can dance, I have to tell you.
Wait. Are you saying we were wrong? Sassette isn't a cheerleading goddess but a dancing queen? Damn.
*rips of cheerleading uniform and runs in the general direction of the Kitten Accessories Emporium home office.*
Wardrobe! In need of a wardrobe change here!
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"Do you wanna go out some time, for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?" Willow - Normal Again.
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quote:IP: LoggedOwlCool Monster Fighter Pixie- you little minx! Removing Sass's underwear during Pixiebabble! Lethal! (*realizes* ...I think I love you, too. Yes, exceedingly jealous of the troll.*grumble grumble* )
I'm guessing you're the culprit who took Wiccachica's panties, aren't you?
yeeesss... It's elementary! *does impressive impression of Sherlock Holmes*
*Switches on turntable and puts on an ABBA record. The sounds of "Dancing Queen" ring throughout the kittendom*
wieviele leckt es nimmt, um an die Mitte eines Weidelollipop zu gelangen?
--That's "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Willow(lolli)pop?" in German. (according to babelfish, so I'm sure it's off a bit.)[I tried Willowpop, but got Weideknalls, which would be Willowbang... and... oh, dear.) The Yiddish would be pretty close to that, i imagine. agh! I'm obsessed! I need help! Too much Smittennip!
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posted March 19, 2002 17:18 Where to start? ah.Pixie- you little minx! Removing Sass's underwear during Pixiebabble! Lethal! (*realizes* ...I think I love you, too. Yes, exceedingly jealous of the troll.*grumble grumble* )
I'm guessing you're the culprit who took Wiccachica's panties, aren't you?
yeeesss... It's elementary! *does impressive impression of Sherlock Holmes*
*Switches on turntable and puts on an ABBA record. The sounds of "Dancing Queen" ring throughout the kittendom*
wieviele leckt es nimmt, um an die Mitte eines Weidelollipop zu gelangen?
--That's "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Willow(lolli)pop?" in German. (according to babelfish, so I'm sure it's off a bit.)[I tried Willowpop, but got Weideknalls, which would be Willowbang... and... oh, dear.) The Yiddish would be pretty close to that, i imagine. agh! I'm obsessed! I need help! Too much Smittennip!
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IP: LoggedSelaCool Monster Fighter Please come back! I love this story. I love your writing. Must have update soon! I know you have to take care of all your business and personal stuff first. But please know that you are indeed missed!!!
--Sela
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posted March 19, 2002 17:38 SASS--Please come back! I love this story. I love your writing. Must have update soon! I know you have to take care of all your business and personal stuff first. But please know that you are indeed missed!!!
--Sela
IP: LoggedShaniezakGay Now! And she should be home any minute now--I saw her safely off to the train station about four hours ago.
And yes . . . Sass can dance. She has many skills. As for the photo of the assignment she had for y'all--as soon as I upload my pictures, I can post that for you.
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"And if there is a way to find you, I will find you . . . but threads that are golden don't break easily . . ." -- Tori Amos
"Love is lightning, love is ice; it only strikes the lucky twice--once so you will know the price, and once for crazy faith . . ." -- Alison Krauss and Union Station
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posted March 19, 2002 18:43 I can personally attest to the fact that Sass was quite literally on the floor laughing as she read over this thread last night.And she should be home any minute now--I saw her safely off to the train station about four hours ago.
And yes . . . Sass can dance. She has many skills. As for the photo of the assignment she had for y'all--as soon as I upload my pictures, I can post that for you.
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"And if there is a way to find you, I will find you . . . but threads that are golden don't break easily . . ." -- Tori Amos
"Love is lightning, love is ice; it only strikes the lucky twice--once so you will know the price, and once for crazy faith . . ." -- Alison Krauss and Union Station
by WiccansIllusion » Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:34 am
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My heart is cleaver than I am and it knows what to do. ~MC 'Legends of the Kiss'
by YuriPup » Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:42 am
quote:
Speachless in a good way, or as in a "what the hell happened to my thread" way?
Yes.
I can even see the expression on her face--much like the one after being reminded of how she was dancing at Meow Mix. Sassette can dance, I have to tell you. But she seemed to forget a detail or 2 until she was reminding of them.
An "Oh My Heck" would probably cover her thread reation well.
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quote:by canadian kitty » Tue Mar 19, 2002 1:15 pm
quote:
Originally posted by YuriPup:
Sassette can dance, I have to tell you.
Wait. Are you saying we were wrong? Sassette isn't a cheerleading goddess but a dancing queen? Damn.
*rips of cheerleading uniform and runs in the general direction of the Kitten Accessories Emporium home office.*
Wardrobe! In need of a wardrobe change here!
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"Do you wanna go out some time, for coffee, food, kisses and gay love?" Willow - Normal Again.
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quote:by Owl » Tue Mar 19, 2002 3:18 pm
Pixie- you little minx! Removing Sass's underwear during Pixiebabble! Lethal! (*realizes* ...I think I love you, too. Yes, exceedingly jealous of the troll.*grumble grumble* )
I'm guessing you're the culprit who took Wiccachica's panties, aren't you?
yeeesss... It's elementary! *does impressive impression of Sherlock Holmes*
*Switches on turntable and puts on an ABBA record. The sounds of "Dancing Queen" ring throughout the kittendom*
wieviele leckt es nimmt, um an die Mitte eines Weidelollipop zu gelangen?
--That's "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Willow(lolli)pop?" in German. (according to babelfish, so I'm sure it's off a bit.)[I tried Willowpop, but got Weideknalls, which would be Willowbang... and... oh, dear.) The Yiddish would be pretty close to that, i imagine. agh! I'm obsessed! I need help! Too much Smittennip!
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by Sela » Tue Mar 19, 2002 3:38 pm
Please come back! I love this story. I love your writing. Must have update soon! I know you have to take care of all your business and personal stuff first. But please know that you are indeed missed!!!
--Sela
by Shaniezak » Tue Mar 19, 2002 4:43 pm
And she should be home any minute now--I saw her safely off to the train station about four hours ago.
And yes . . . Sass can dance. She has many skills. As for the photo of the assignment she had for y'all--as soon as I upload my pictures, I can post that for you.
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"And if there is a way to find you, I will find you . . . but threads that are golden don't break easily . . ." -- Tori Amos
"Love is lightning, love is ice; it only strikes the lucky twice--once so you will know the price, and once for crazy faith . . ." -- Alison Krauss and Union Station
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