Musical fic - "Once More, All Naked, All Gay"

[wiccie]

excellent job, Dumbsaint - and ya beat me to the punch...line.

Oh, well - I snooze and lose, but yet I win by reading the funny - it's all so confusing...And yet familiar; "spelunker", "animating the inanimate"...Hmmmm.

BTW, Pat Califia is a good friend of mine and he goes by "Patrick" now, but then again he *was* a woman when she wrote the book you mentioned and...Oh, now I'm all confused again!*G*

[tommo]

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Originally posted by april:
so, if you and ruth do "once more, with lube"... can i watch?

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April, I would have thought you might like to help...

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"Yeah, cheers, thanks a lot." ~ Patsy Stonequote:

[Puff]

Thanks Dumbsaint and Ruth of course for making me laugh so much, that was amazing.

[tommo]

Blame Julia, not I. I just hung around and nodded a lot. Well, I smirked occasionally.

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"Yeah, cheers, thanks a lot." ~ Patsy Stone

[april]

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Originally posted by tommo:
April, I would have thought you might like to help...

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well, i mean, if you're offering... quote:

[Hanki]

That was class, utter class!!

LMAO!!

keep writing!!

(oh and keep up the after fic banter too, lol)

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Me: And before you say anything i is not drinking!
My friend:You is not is you?
Me: You know my grammer does not resemble Earth grammer.
My Friend: Right, cuz on Earth it's spelt 'grammar.'

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[aladdin]

Dumbsaint,
you should send this to Joss..I'm so sure he would love it!! Without a doubt..

Just imagine seeing that on the screen makes me laugh even harder.

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[Epicurus]

MY GOD! that was amazingly hilarious.

where's the "do not read while on a computer in a room full of people" warning. Thanks for making me laugh my ass off, I really needed that.

[Dumbsaint]

Wiccie- Heh. I know Patrick has since transitioned but I figured I could get away with a womanly reference in the past tense. I've been out of the loop too long to be up on the current state of dyke daddydom. Dyke... daddy... doms. Woo! The party just never ends in this thread, does it?

Note to self. My kingdom for holiday blow out Blowfish.com gift certificates.

And I just couldn't help but reference the Fun with Friction series in the musical fic. Consider it homage. I still fondly think on "the copper mine" and "the gold mine." Heehee. Sheer delightfully naughty brilliance, that whole bit. I've always been a sucker for all manner of sexual euphemisms, and spelunking is definitely one of my favorites. That of course has nothing to do with the fact that my friends and family call me "cave girl" because of the amount of time I spend holed up in my room, writing.

But Wiccie, I do hope that when you get a chance there will be more of the series, somewhere down the line. I wrote you silly, gushy fanmail way back when but I think my computer ate it. Consider this a silly, gushy, in-lieu-of-fan-mail, "you rock!" type statement.

And thanks again, everybody, for all the glowy feedback. Repeat. Julia. Such a whore. Um, the feedback kind. Not any other kind. Ahem.

Shutting up now.

*chases Ruth and April around the room with a squeeze bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup*

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Shiver me timberless.

[tommo]

I don't like Hershey's. American chocolate tastes like ack *makes gagging noise*. Now if it's Cadbury's...

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"Yeah, cheers, thanks a lot." ~ Patsy Stone

[Dumbsaint]

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Originally posted by tommo:
I don't like Hershey's. American chocolate tastes like ack *makes gagging noise*. Now if it's Cadbury's...

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Ew. Are they the ones responsible for those vomitous Cadbury eggs every easter? The commercials are funny in that way that rabbits making chicken noises, like budding flowers, new baby grass, and massive interspecies hormonal overload, herald the spring, but that goop they put inside of the chocolate? What's up with that? Bleh!

Hmmm. Interspecies. No goat cracks, Ruth.

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[magrat]

Brilliant one of the best fics I have ever read.Still laughing now

[fell]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou dear sweet Julia! Your parody is hilarious. It tickled me in places i didn't know i was ticklish.

Spike with the mummy hand just slayed me. And the bits with Faith, and esp tough girl Tara- right out of my own fantasy Buffyverse. Now i feel all shiny and happy.

[Kirk B]

That was one of the funniest things I have read in a long, LONG time!

BTW, don't make the same mistake I did and watch OMWF immediately after reading this. If you start expecting everybody to sing these lyrics instead of the real ones, it gets really confusing.

In a good way.

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Kirk B

"A Willow is a tree that weeps, but Tara is firmer and will hold.”

Hear that baby? You're my always.

I got so lost.
I found you. I will always find you.

[tommo]

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Originally posted by Dumbsaint:
Ew. Are they the ones responsible for those vomitous Cadbury eggs every easter? but that goop they put inside of the chocolate? What's up with that? Bleh!

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If you mean Creme Eggs, then yeah, those are the ones. I like 'em. You can stick your tongue right inside and pull out the sticky creamy stuff...or just suck on the outer edges of the...oh wait, that kind of went somewhere else...ahem.

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No goat cracks, Ruth.

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I never touch 'em. Not after that long hot summer of '79 when a well-meaning police officer stopped me in the field of Farmer Jones' old place...and yes, that billy goat was gruff...

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"Yeah, cheers, thanks a lot." ~ Patsy Stone

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[Dumbsaint]

Ah, the charmed life of a Cadbury creme egg.

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Shiver me timberless.

[Sassette]

This is just full-on brilliant. You rock.

-Sassette
*G*

[Robin]

Thanks a lot! Can't express how much fun I had reading this! Great!!!

[Blixxt]

Yep, I gotta concur, this is one of the best. Spike/Mummy Hand forever! Hehe.

[Dramatic KittyKat]

*friends and family looking at me strangely as I almost fall off my chair laughing*

I love teh whole Spike/Xander thing....I'm a bit of said 'shipper. But that was great! Brilliant.

[Kieli]

*ROTFLMFAO* You know, Julia, now I see where all this wicked snarkiness of yours comes from in chat. I've read this about eight times now and it gets funnier every time I look at it. And who knew that underneath that innocent *cough* facade lurked the soul of wickedly funny playwright?!

You're the tops, Jules.

Peace,
Toni

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"Sometimes, we just can't make it on our own. We all need someone to love us, to help remind us that there's good in the world, to keep us from going crazy."

Willow from Dacia's The Dreamer Awakes

[Quill]

I read this a bit ago on Wiccan Ways and just reread it here. It killed me then and I'm even deader now! Absotively posolutely hilarious! I was seriously considering getting a few of my old choir/drama friends together and seeing what we could do as far as making a recording with your lyrics...but the idea of being responsible for a handfull of either eternally embarrassed or uncontrolably frisky thespians kinda pushed that impulse to the back burner. Anyways...you're brilliant!

[Dumbsaint]

Kieli, silly girl- everyone knows I'm a bottom.

And Quill, darlin' if you get your friends to make a recording of the lyrics, you would send me a copy, wouldn't you? Pretty please? With naked Aly and Amber on top?

Or would you prefer Aly on top of Amber?

I'm sure we can work out a lil sum'n sum'n.

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Shiver me timberless.

[Kieli]

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Originally posted by Dumbsaint:
Kieli, silly girl- everyone knows I'm a bottom.

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Heh heh, and to think I had forgotten that little announcement you made some time ago

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I'm sure we can work out a lil sum'n sum'n.

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Be careful, Quill! Jules has been known to bite

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"Sometimes, we just can't make it on our own. We all need someone to love us, to help remind us that there's good in the world, to keep us from going crazy."

Willow from Dacia's The Dreamer Awakesquote:quote:

[Quill]

lol...no worries, I've always been a bit more of a rough and tumble girl anyways *waggles eyebrows* And of course I would send you a copy! Hell, you're the genius behind all this! I'll see what I can do...*rubs hands together as her brain schemes at a maddening pace* Hehehe this could be reeeaaally fun.

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[Pixie]

Okay, I have to tell you that I started reading this a few days ago and had to stop - the image of them stripping in front of each other (especially Giles! - yes I love ASH but he's like a father to them!) just creeped me out. Then I came back to the thread, read the comments, and had to try it again.

Man alive, that was funny!!!! lmao - the mummy hand, everything! I found myself singing as I read - thank god only the cats heard me. You have to get this to Joss - he would plotz!

[Rosenberg]

I made the mistake of starting to read this at work. Do you know how difficult it is to guffaw discreetly?

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I'm very seldom naughty

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[willow's girl]

Ok, laughing soooooooo hard at this one! Just great. Do write more. Ok, need to catch my breath now

[Blixxt]

I just reread this again and have to once again comment on its brilliance!