A limerick thread

[Pixie-Muso]

Keep these lymericks rollin' Autumn!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[Sarah-B]

To Autumn, Nika and Willow's girl - can I post some of these poems on another list I belong to? It's the Angelina Jolie list, i think they'd love them I'll link back to this page.
I love these poems!

Also, can I borrow one to use for my email sig?
Sarah-B.

[Sarah-B]

Willow was Tara's true calling,
And deeper in love they were falling.
"You're my everything!", she said
As they rolled off the bed.
And magic was made until morning.

[Pixie-Muso]

YAY for Sarah! OK Autumn, of laughing my a** off at your smut, I thought I should at least have one go at creating my own, I doubt it'll do this thread justice... but keep in mine, this is the first limerick I've written in about 9-10 years:

Tara found that she liked Willow’s hand
More than anything in all the land
But when their lips kissed
She tingled through past her hips
Now sensation’s so good she can't stand

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[Sarah-B]

Yay for Pixie!

Ok, here's another from me:

The day broke, and Willow was under...
(Under Tara, in case you may wonder)
"Girl, put on your bra,
Let's head for the car!
We're lesbians, with monsters to plunder!"

[cachaco]

Autumn's limericks are oh so divine
Bringing thoughts of two wiccans supine
"Give us more!" cry the kitties
" 'specially bout Tara's (tight embrace!)"
Heavens, what could I mean by that line?

To impugn Autumn's name would be tragic
I'd rather become coprophagic
Her limericks aren't smut
Goddess no, child, tut-tut
(Yeah right!) Thank you Autumn - they're magic!

[Pixie-Muso]

That's so cool cachaco! I love it!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[AutumnT]

quote:

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Originally posted by Sarah-B:
To Autumn, Nika and Willow's girl - can I post some of these poems on another list I belong to?

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Sarah, I'd personally prefer you didn't. I was just writing them for the kitties here. Hope you understand.

And kudos to the new entries Sarah and Pixie. But I have to say cachaco you cracked me up big time. Thank you for that lovely honor. I'll see if I can come up with something more about Tara's erm tight embrace. Though it will be tough to beat the rhyme you didn't type since I've already used hooters earlier.

Edited to add:

Willow reached for her Tara's brassiere
her intentions were completely clear
"Those must be released
So that I might feast"
And her mouth did quite quickly adhere

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[Jessie]

These limericks are so hilarious ... I prolly shouldn't read them at work!! Anyway, keep them, uhm, well ... keep writing more.

JD

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"And how long have you known your girlfriend's Tinkerbell?"

[AutumnT]

For some folks it came as a shocker
that Willow prefered Tara's knockers
But the kittens they knew
right from Tara's debut
That Willow would some day de-frock her

Autumn

[Pixie-Muso]

ROFL! Jeez you're good at these Autumn! I LOVE 'EM!!!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[Scout]

Wonderful poems, everyone. Kitties are some of the most creative people! Too funny!

[cachaco]

mwahahaha! i've "unleashed" a monster, i love it!

(bows) the honor is all mine, Autumn dear, i'm glad you liked my humble little offering....

[AutumnT]

I gotta say it's been getting harder to write cheerful little rhymes with all the angsty stories on this board lately! Not that I want the angsty stories to stop, but depressing limericks are just not the same.

Edited to say: OK, you can thank Rane's latest update for this one:

Willow never had been with a girl
Until Tara had made her toes curl
Life finally made sense
so with feelings intense
She spent the night diving for pearl

[This message has been edited by AutumnT (edited January 05, 2002).]

[Scout]

Geez, I better get caught up on Rane's fic!!

[AutumnT]

Tara smiled at the face that meant "yummy"
as Willow glanced up near her tummy
she encouraged her lover
to go back undercover
Tara was many things, but no dummy

[Rane]

quote:

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Originally posted by AutumnT:
OK, you can thank Rane's latest update for this one:

Willow never had been with a girl
Until Tara had made her toes curl
Life finally made sense
so with feelings intense
She spent the night diving for pearl

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teehee... you're very welcome. absolutely hilarious, autumn. *hugs*

edited to add: tara's certainly no dummy. she's yummy, yummy.

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[AutumnT]

She felt her knees buckle and ripple
as Tara latched onto her nipple
They'd been at it some time
but it felt so sublime
that she might as well go for a triple

[miss_spangles]

I just read Rane's last chapter and then came straight here. These are great!

[Pixie-Muso]

LMAO

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Autumn, you're a genius!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.Autumn, you're a genius!

[AutumnT]

With this post I'll have made Willowhand
and it's leaving me feeling quite grand
But I'm terribly vexed
Sassy eggs I'll crave next
and I've written more poems than I'd planned

Thanks everyone for your kind words and encouragement. And in some cases *ahem* Rane, inspiration.

Autumn

[Pixie-Muso]

Congrats on making it to Willowhand, Autumn!

Thanks again, for your ever hilarious and ingenius limericks!

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[This message has been edited by Pixie-Muso (edited January 05, 2002).]Congrats on making it to Willowhand, Autumn!

[The Next Tara Maclay]

Very good!! I like it!! Its very funny!

[Quill]

My god I can't believe I missed this! Autumn and the rest of you naughty Kittens...BRAVO! I'm still laughing and I've been tearing up so bad that I can't even see my computer screne anymore! You Kittens are so rad!

[AutumnT]

A pencil was the first thing she floated
she recalled at the time she had gloated
now nothing could compare
to her girl in mid-air
expressing her pleasure full throated

[tommo]

Diving for pearl...oh god autumn, that's a whole new way of looking at it. Heh.

And um...don't be so quick to dismiss Willowhand. I hear it's quite the status to have...

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"Bitter, party of one. Bitter, party of one." she muttered... ~ Four Months After by Capt. Murdock

[AutumnT]

Oh I'm not dismissing Willowhand. I mean who could do that! I just know that adding a little jiggling to the mix is never a bad thing.

Edited to provide an example:

Sassy eggs got their name by a jiggle
remembering made Willow giggle
oh sure eggs were just fine
but the real thing divine
so she set out to make Tara wriggle

[This message has been edited by AutumnT (edited January 06, 2002).]

[Pixie-Muso]

ROFL

Great work as usual, Autumn.

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.

[AutumnT]

Poor Willow's naughty times had been rare
Well at least before Tara got there
But now things had improved
With clothes often removed
seems for naughty she had quite the flair

[Pixie-Muso]

Oh... please don't stop writing these, Autumn.

*puts on an extremely pathetic face*

Pwetty pweeeeaaazze?

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"...the hardest thing in this world is to live in it..."
~Buffy, The Gift.