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Re: Type Dancing and other adorable puns...

Postby Jennpurr » Tue Jul 09, 2002 2:59 pm

Hey, it's cool. I can understand. Definitely have to do that later. I'm looking forward to it. ;)



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That sounds like my friend Tim who is only gay on Tuesdays




:rollin



Sorry, that cracked me up. :lol



And tk, sorry. If I'd a known that I wouldn't have been flirtin so much with ya. ;) Hee... I get carried away sometimes. Since your just sittin there still watching, for the dance that didn't happen, **Grabs your hand and twirls you around** Wanna dance? Hee...



You've still got me dangling off that cliff, DW. :cry Good luck with the show though. ;)



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser." Amber Benson


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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

Edited by: Jennpurr  at: 7/9/02 2:01:35 pm
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Re: Type Dancing and other adorable puns...

Postby tkheaven » Tue Jul 09, 2002 5:44 pm

Quote:
That sounds like my friend Tim who is only gay on Tuesdays


:rollin :lol that got me crackin' up, too...well, it'll be five years soon so I don't think it'll be just for Tuesdays...



Jennpurr, is ok, flirt all you want, I don't mind 0=) see that halo? oh wait... *tk fixes her halo as it begins to fall sideways* I'm a Leo so I can be a big flirt...



*tk twirls around...wooohooo...Look Out John Travolta!

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

tkheaven
 


Sup mah kitties?

Postby DarkWiccan » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:05 pm

Update!!!!



Here We GO!!

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“Whose?” the blonde wiccan asked again, more firmly, her jaw set in a defiant line.



“I can’t…” Ghaena started to protest.



“You will”, Buffy said coldly, once again grabbing the priestess by the throat. “Or I swear to God I will beat you to the point where you wish you could die.”



The brunette let out a long sigh. “The raven”, she began, “is Morgan.”



“I thought you said it wasn’t”, Tara countered.



“I did”, Ghaena tried to clarify, “It isn’t Morrigan. It’s Morgan.”



“What?” Buffy asked again… “First you say it isn’t Morrigan, than you say it is.”



“Not Morrigan”, Ghaena replied, frustrated.



“Then who?” Buffy questioned, tightening her grip.



“Morgan.” Ghaena answered again.



“But you just said it wasn’t, Morrigan?” Tara cried in exasperation.



“I didn’t say Morrigan! I said Morgan!” Ghaena yelled with vexation.



“You keep saying the same name!” Buffy shouted, slamming the priestess against the tree at her back.



“Oof”, she grunted. “Don’t ye speak English? I’m not saying ‘Morrigan’! I’m saying ‘Morgan’!”



“It sounds the same to me!” Buffy spit out, giving the woman another sharp shake.



Suddenly a thought occurred to Tara and she stepped in between the two. “Stop!” she bellowed. Tara didn’t usually bellow. In fact she never bellowed. So the fact that she had bellowed did not go unnoticed by the quarrelling women. They both went instantly silent, taking in the blonde with shared looks of shock and apprehension. “Buffy, take your hand off her neck”, Tara now softly instructed. The slayer suddenly realized she still had Ghaena in a vice-grip.



“Oh”, she said sheepishly, letting go, “sorry.”



“It’s quite alright”, Ghaena replied, rubbing her neck gingerly, and adjusting her green robes, which she had worn to keep out the chill of the California night.



“Ghaena you’re Irish, right?” Tara stated more than questioned.



“Aye…” Ghaena answered, her eyes narrowing slightly in confusion.



“And you’ve got a thick Irish accent, right?” Tara further illuminated.



“Aye, but I…Oh!” the priestess exclaimed, suddenly realizing what the wiccan was getting at. “Would either of you have a pen?” she inquired.



“Inside”, Tara stated.



“After you, then”, Ghaena gestured.



“No you don’t”, Buffy motioned, stepping in front of the brunette once again. “Tara will get the pen and you and I will wait here…patiently.”



Ghaena only shrugged in submission. Tara looked back and forth between the two of them, hesitating to leave for fear they might be at each other’s throats in a manner of seconds.



“Okay…” she said, heading for the door, “Just a… don’t fight.”



“She started it”, Ghaena grumbled.



“Did not”, the slayer objected.



“Did so”, the priestess countered.



“I did n—“



“Hey!” Tara bit out, cutting her off. “No fighting. I’ll be right back.” She paused again, watching them even more closely as she turned and hurried inside. Ghaena’s eyes narrowed again, as did the slayer’s. They regarded each other like cats about to pounce. Or toddlers who had stolen each other’s toys only to realize they wanted their own back but were too stubborn to trade.



Tara shook her head tiredly as she spared one last glance in their direction as she disappeared inside. She quickly ran into the kitchen and grabbed a pen and paper, turning to go back into the hall she let out a small shriek, startled by Willow’s presence standing in her way.



“Augh!” Tara cried out.



“Augh!” Willow echoed.



The two women recoiled, battle-ready, only to realize who it was in front of them.



“Jeez, Will, you scared me”, the blonde gasped.



“I could say the same thing about you”, Willow replied, no longer sleepy as she had been just moments before. “What’s going on? Why is Emily in our bed and you aren’t?”



“Buffy’s out front”, Tara explained, “With Ghaena.”



“Ghaena?” Willow asked with a squeak. “What’s she doing here? Is she trying to take Emily?”



“No, I don’t think so”, her lover answered, “We’re just trying to settle a misunderstanding.”



Willow nodded, “I’ll be right out, let me just grab my jacket. You should have one too.”



“Will, stay with the kids”, Tara gently implored, “Emily’s already been scared once tonight. She doesn’t need to wake up in bed alone.”



“What scared her?” Willow asked, concern filling her voice.



“The raven”, Tara clarified, “it was here… spying on her in her bedroom.”



“Is she okay?”



“Just scared. I told her she could sleep with us.”



“I’d better get back then”, Willow smiled sadly. “Be careful.”



“I will be”, Tara assured her. “Besides, Buffy is with me.”



“Okay”, the redhead replied, practically whispering now. She leaned in and gave her wife a soft kiss on the lips. “I won’t be able to sleep until you get back.”



“I promise not to be long.” Tara reached down and took Willow’s hand, squeezing it once before heading back out the front door. Willow watched her go, and then yawned softly, returning to bed.



The wiccan arrived back on the front lawn to find Buffy and Ghaena having what appeared to be a civil conversation.



“So what you’re saying”, Ghaena surmised, “is that Ben was Glory and Glory was Ben.”



“Exactly”, Buffy answered, looking quite proud of herself, like a cat that got the canary.



“Fascinating”, commented the priestess. “This isn’t the same thing.” She stated plainly after a moment’s thought.



“Argh”, the slayer growled, throwing her hands up in frustration.



“Here’s a pen and paper”, said Tara, handing the objects to Ghaena.



“Thank ye”, the brunette said, then turned to Buffy, “Can I borrow yer shoulder a minute?”



Buffy eyed the woman warily. “Fine”, she said after a pause, “But try anything stupid and…”



“I know, I know, ye’ll beat me till I wished I could die…”, Ghaena recited lamely. “Now turn around.”



The slayer let out a low grunt of disapproval and did as told. Ghaena quickly placed the paper on the petite girl’s shoulder and scrawled a short message, handing it to Tara.



“Morrigan”, Tara read aloud, “Priestess of Avalon, aspect of Badb, warrior goddess = NOT EVIL. Often confused with Morgan le Fay, Vivienne’s sister, who conspired to and ultimately succeeded in bringing about the death of King Arthur and the destruction of Avalon = EVIL.”



“Do ye understand now?”



“So they’re not the same person?” asked Buffy.



“No.” Ghaena answered.



“No they aren’t or no they are?” the slayer inquired, seeking further clarification.



“No they aren’t”, the priestess replied, humoring her.



Tara let this sink in a moment. “So… wait… then who did Willow and I bind to a tree?”



Ghaena let out a long sigh. “I don’t know”, she exhaled, “That’s something I’ll have to investigate. Where exactly is this tree?”



“The woods near UC Sunnydale”, Tara responded.



“We’ll go there tomorrow, then”, the brunette decided.



“Can’t”, the wiccan put down. “Will and I have a meeting at the school, for Emily.”



“Is she okay?” asked the slayer, concerned.



“Great”, Tara reassured her, “We’re talking about having her skip a grade.”



“Wow, really?” Buffy inquired, her voice tinged with pride.



“Alright”, Ghaena interrupted, “You have your meeting, and Buffy and I will go.”



“I don’t know where it is”, Buffy awkwardly replied.



“Okay”, the priestess groused. “The day after tomorrow then.”



“Fine”, Tara agreed, “I can get Anya to babysit.”



******

TBC...

"Promise me you'll never be linear." "On my trout."

Edited by: DarkWiccan at: 7/9/02 11:01:19 pm
DarkWiccan
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby singgirl » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:15 pm

DW, hey, good update. I love how Buffy and Ghaena were acting childish, so much fun! Oh, and I agree, word play is fun, but playing with other things...mmm...yeah, much better.

singgirl
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby The Rose24 » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:20 pm

:lol



Buffy not understanding what Ghaena is trying to say. Great update in moving the story along.

Tara: My heart doesn't stutter.

Tara: Willow, I got so lost.
Willow: I found you. I will always find you.


Willow: Hi, um Tara. I was wondering maybe you want to go out some time for coffee? food? Kisses and gay love?

The Rose24
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby Jennpurr » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:21 pm

oooh.... I liked this update very much. :bounce



Hee... Buffy and Ghaena :lol Poor girl, I really like her protective nature though.



This is coming along quite nicely and I'm very excited for the update. ;)



Thanks, DW.

Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser." Amber Benson


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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

Jennpurr
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby BethanyB3 » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:44 pm

Hi DW, liked the update. The argument over the names cracked me up. I was waiting for one of them to ask " Who's on first". Don't know if you remember that routine, but it's a classic of misunderstanding.



BethanyB3
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby Puff » Tue Jul 09, 2002 9:49 pm

Hey DW great update. I liked how you worked in the whole Ben and Glory thing :D Oh so Willow and Tara bound Morgan Le Fey? At least I think so :)

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You know, it's a real deal relationship and that's why people can relate to it
Amber Benson

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Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby blameburner » Tue Jul 09, 2002 10:07 pm

Quote:
“So what you’re saying”, Ghaena surmised, “is that Ben was Glory and Glory was Ben.”



“Exactly”, Buffy answered, looking quite proud of herself, like a cat that got the canary.



“Fascinating”, commented the priestess. “This isn’t the same thing.” She stated plainly after a moment’s thought.




ROTFLMAO!!!



Great update. Cracked me up.

"And remember... if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer's nobody's friend. Have fun!"

blameburner
 


Re: Sup mah kitties?

Postby VampNo12 » Wed Jul 10, 2002 1:10 am

Great update DW! I have to agree with BethanyB3 that I was reminded of the "Who's on first" rountine, when Tara, Buffy, and Ghaena were arguing over saying Morrigan (ie Ghaena meant Morgan). I thought they were going to get whip-lash turning their heads back to each in frustration with the whole Morrigan vs. Morgan name exchange :lol . So now I see what you were alluding to in your feedback, W&T did bound someone to the tree, but it wasn't the Morrigan who visited Ghaena (and who seeks redemption).



Lastly, I loved the image of Buffy and Ghaena acting like children (ie Tara basically telling the two "to play nice" while she leaves to retrieve a pen), and I cracked-up over the whole ("is that Ben was Glory and Glory was Ben".) exchange. Can't wait to see what they find when the gang revisits the tree.

Edited by: VampNo12  at: 7/10/02 12:12:51 am
VampNo12
 


Re:

Postby mollyig » Wed Jul 10, 2002 1:58 am

Ah yes, the poor Irish woman being misunderstood. I truly empathise with that!



Tara having to sort out the squabbling Slayer and Priestess. I suppose it will be good practice for when Emily and Michelle start their sibling squabbles.

Adding up the total of a love that's true, multiply life by the power of two
Indigo Girls

mollyig
 


Re:

Postby Miss1234Kitty » Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:30 am

I totally loved the Buffy and Ghaena exchange. Reminds me of the first seasons when Willow always had to stop Cordelia and Xander fighting. One of the more memorable times was when she told them to "get the hell out of my library!"



Brilliant update, and the whole Ben is Glory Glory is Ben thing cracked me up.



Gem

Tara: There's just so much to work through... and can you just be kissing me now?

Miss1234Kitty
 


Re: update

Postby Scout » Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:04 am

So who the heck is Arianna, who was supposedly watching them? Okay - I promised to stop thinking so much. Just read and enjoy...read and enjoy...



Loved the Ben/Glory moment. Too funny. Thanks for the update! :)

Scout
 


Re: update

Postby tkheaven » Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:57 am

The whole morrigan vs. morgan also reminded me of the "who's on first?'' routine :lol can't wait for the next installment

Tk's new and improved "GrrArgg"

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Tara was similarly riveted, her body on slow burn as Willow's lips parted and her mouth opened, the food slipping inside and being consumed. Never in her life had Tara ever wanted to be a chicken casserole so badly...Later that night..."It's good to be a chicken casserole," Tara murmured, before passing out. ~ Answering Darkness by Sassette

tkheaven
 


Re: update

Postby Grimaldi » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:21 am

loved the update :) Buffy and Ghaena's "she started it/did not" routine was funny, reminded me of trying to keep my cousins from fighting whenever i would babysit them. can't wait to find out who was bound to the tree

Dude, we're surrounded by perverts!

Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.

Grimaldi
 


Re: update

Postby Murasaki S » Wed Jul 10, 2002 8:42 am

Cool update. Congrats on the show opening. Write more soon, ok?





Murasaki S
 


Re: update

Postby funkyasian » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:17 am

thank you so much for the update...i was getting very anxious there... ;) - i'll be definitely checking for updates...so how's the opening of the show? and...not to sound stupid...but what show? :confused



steph

funkyasian
 


re:update

Postby nika » Wed Jul 10, 2002 9:46 am

That was so funny! I love clueless-frustated Buffy.

Tkheaven, I remember that routine I even mention it in a fic of mine. I love it to the extent that I have it on tape. Who's on first...what's on second...I don't know is on third, it always cracks me up.

nika
 


Re: re:update

Postby Loco2 » Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:52 am

haha! this was great! loved the ben/glory morrigan/morgan confusion. buffy and ghaena are so funny together.



cheers, this update made me laugh,

steph

"Dr. Becker, have you seen the skeleton?" "What do you think I am, a skeleton thief? You want to search me?!"
"Who sponsered career day this year, The Brittish Soccer Fan Association?!" - Xander - What's My Line?
"We'll all be a lot happier without the constant whining....Mom, Buffy, Tara, Waah" - DMW to Dawn

Loco2
 


Who's the witch what's the raven and I don't know's the tree

Postby DarkWiccan » Wed Jul 10, 2002 11:07 am

Okay... now that everyone is recovering from Buffy and Ghaena's little back and forth... some replies



***singgirl -- she may be over 2 thousand years old, but Ghaena is still a child at heart.



***The Rose24 -- yes, Buffy is a bit dim... but Tara couldn't understand at first either... not that Tara is dim... but have you tried saying Morrigan and Morgan aloud? Even I get confused...



***Jennpurr -- hey sex-ay lady ;) Yup, both Ghaena and Buffy are very protective...



***BethanyB3 --yup, I know the routine, as we discussed last night :)



***Puff -- I got the idea for the name confusion from the whole "Ben is Glory...etc" thing... and "who's on first" of course.



***Blameburner -- glad I made you laugh :grin



***VampNo12 -- I think that Ghaena did get whiplash with Buffy rattling her around so. Now, things may start to speed up a little as with this new revelation we are finally getting to the meat and potatoes of the plot.



***mollyig -- Yes, the irish are always misunderstood... wouldn't you agree ;)



***Miss1234Kitty -- Yep, "Get the hell out of my library" is one of my fave Willow lines of all time... hmm... now I'm gonna see if I can work it in...hmm...



***Scout -- Okay, dude.... duuuuuude... chill. Adrianna is not nor never has been the raven... is this giving anything away?....No. Adrianna is Ghaena's daughter from like... 1700 years ago. More on her history will arise as the story progresses.



***tkheaven -- another who's on first fan! Abbott and Costello rule!



***Grimaldi -- I got the idea from well... Buffy and how childish she can be sometimes... and from my godsons...always quarreling with one another.



***Murasaki S -- i will try... but again... busyness ensues.



***funkyasian -- No stupidity there, funky... The show is called "Three Viewings" I'm producing and directing it. It opens here in Las Vegas tomorrow night (7/11/02). I am offering a discount to Kittens who identify themselves as members of the board when they purchase their tickets. For information on this show, please call 702/860-5764.



***nika -- Yes, clueless frustrated Buffy is always fun to play around with... uh... that sounded much less dominatrix-y in my head.



Till next time!



Cheers

DW

DarkWiccan
 


Re: Who's the witch what's the raven and I don't know's the

Postby Lonewolf22 » Wed Jul 10, 2002 12:43 pm

DarkWiccan: Great update, I agree with everybody here, very funny with the whole name thing, "Morrigan", "Morgan" LOL, I can just imagine Ghaena trying to say it to Tara and Buffy. Again you leave us with more questions, is that really Morrigan that Ghaena was talking to? Who is really bound to the tree? I'm dying to find out. I can't wait to read more.



Lonewolf

Lonewolf22
 


Re: Who's the witch what's the raven and I don't know's the

Postby Jennpurr » Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:11 pm

Quote:
***Jennpurr -- hey sex-ay lady




:blush :blush Hey, DW, and I could say the same about you. ;)



Quote:
Yup, both Ghaena and Buffy are very protective...




I like it that way. Not only Buffy looking out for our girls, but Ghaena, too. I think they would get along if they'd both stop being so strong willed, if that makes sense. :) I'm still wondering and hoping we can trust Ghaena fully. I know you'll explain more later.



Looking forward to more.



So... you... me... dance.... let me know when. :grin



Jen

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"Alyson Hannigan is a frickin' amazing kisser." Amber Benson


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Mi corazon perdido en ti...

Jennpurr
 


Dancing....

Postby DarkWiccan » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:14 pm

DW steps to center stage dressed in black leotard and birkenstock sandals. A single spot strikes her from above... suddenly she goes into an eclectic celebration of dance! She does Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! Micheal Kidd, Micheal Kidd, Micheal Kidd! and Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Then Madonna!, Madonna! Madonna!



But she keeps it all inside::



Hee :grin



***Jennpurr -- Um, I prolly won't be online tonight or... for the rest of the week actually... busy with show business and all...But.. maybe Saturday night? I'll let you know. :grin



Cheers

DW

DarkWiccan
 


Re: Dancing....

Postby Jennpurr » Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:58 pm

:rollin



:rollin



Hee...



I watched that movie last night. So funny!! :lol



Robin Williams... he's so great.



K, I'll stay on the look out for ya. Break a leg, BTW. ;)



Jen

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Willow:
I had too much nog

Tara: Oh, baby, want me to rub your tummy? She likes it when I ... stop explaining things.

Jennpurr
 


Re: Dancing....

Postby funkyasian » Thu Jul 11, 2002 8:12 am

coolness...well, have a great show...sorry i can't be out there to see it...i'll be out in vegas probably in january (really excited since i've never been) - but i'll be sending you good wishes from the city that never sleeps (other from vegas that is)



steph

funkyasian
 


Re: Dancing....

Postby sparrow » Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:18 am

LOL



Great Birdcage moment Darkwiccan. I wanted to say this earlier but you know shy and all but popped by your new site and glanced at the beauty that is you. Have to put my 2 cents in, beautiful, simply beautiful. I like a woman with glasses. Shyly flies off









And, yet, I just can't seem to care


I'm not coming back

sparrow
 


Re: Dancing....

Postby Shinnen » Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:00 am

hey DW! I just caught up with your fic. Brilliantly funny! and very very cool! I really like the Buffy/Ghaena fight and argument... for grownups... they sure do bring the kid outta them. ;)



CheerZ

Shinnen

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When I Am Standing On My Head, The Sky Is So Deep And The Sea Is So High.

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I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it

Postby DarkWiccan » Thu Jul 11, 2002 5:32 pm

Oh man, oh man... my show opens tonight and I am so nervous and excited... big names coming tonight.. lotsa big names... I'm sure it will go well though...



quick replies--



***lonewolf22 -- and with more questions comes more answers... eventually....



***Jen -- You don't mind if I call you Jen, do you? Anyhoo.. thanks for the broken legs! I'm sure they'll recover in time for us to kick up our heels!



***funkyasian -- again, I thank you for the well wishes... (have I mentioned how much I love you guys?)



***sparrow -- :blush awe.. thank you :blush I'm all blush-y now :blush



***shinnen -- Hey girl!! Glad I made you laugh! Thanks again for the adorable drawings... once you ink them I am so totally putting them on a t-shirt!



Till next time!



Cheers

DW

DarkWiccan
 


Re: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it

Postby Jennpurr » Thu Jul 11, 2002 6:50 pm

Quote:
***Jen -- You don't mind if I call you Jen, do you? Anyhoo.. thanks for the broken legs! I'm sure they'll recover in time for us to kick up our heels!




Of course I don't mind. ;)



You are very welcome. I wasn't going to say the other, so... break an arm tonight, too. You can always come back to my place afterwards, and I can play Dr. :grin



Have fun, girl!



Speaking of shirts, I keep imagining the shirt that Agador was wearing. "Straight looking." :lol But then, I can also HEAR him saying it, so it makes it even better. :rollin Very funny.



Anyway... still waitin for that dance, my lady.



Jen



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Willow: I had too much nog

Tara: Oh, baby, want me to rub your tummy? She likes it when I ... stop explaining things.

Edited by: Jennpurr  at: 7/11/02 5:52:22 pm
Jennpurr
 


Re: I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it

Postby xita » Thu Jul 11, 2002 8:05 pm

DW, that was a funny part... Buffy explaing the Ben/Glory thing :lol

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