Secret crushes...
Thankfully, most of my crushes at the moment seem to be on distant, delicious famous people. Ok, there's that one waitress... Ummmmmm...
So crush #1. Beautiful woman. Talented as anything. Acts, sings, writes, directs, looks really great in her underwear. Has such a fun, joyful laugh. Sexy as hell... Yum. Not particularly famous, but famous and loved where it counts.

Was that subtle?
#2. Sexy Scot. Warm wonderful singing voice, but known as an actor. Interesting penchant for frontal nudity.
#3. Half of a duo, who just seems to make my hormones go zing. Singing or talking, doesn't matter. Looks stunningly great in pigtails and plaid. Sexy southern accent.
#4. My almost reluctant crush. Khaki-wearing, passionate, wild-eyed enthusiasm. I can't help it. I'm not saying who because it's just too silly.
Crushing on folks can be fun. Sometimes it hurts a whole bunch, but I guess that's part of the risk.