It's time for vacation Friday, MKF

[Rally]

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...called a B/A shipper. LOL. me. A Buffy/Angel shipper. Dear God.

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Oh I thought B/A meant you were a Buffy / Autumn shipper... my bad.

[AutumnT]

Buffy is soooo not my type.

[Rally]

Hey I could have said Bob, but I figured he wasn't your type either.

[Puff]

I am off on vacation next week to go and visit my gf's parents for the first time And I also have started my first day of six weeks worth of holiday today.

[sparrow]

congrats on the vacation and have fun with the inlaws

[Puff]

Ah so the daily thread is for OT things. Well this made me laugh until I was almost sick...please don't drink when reading

The following questions and answers were collected from last
year's British GCSE exams.

Geography

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. .
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Biology

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised?(e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

ENGLISH

Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A : Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Technology

Q : What is a turbine?
A : Something an Arab wears on his head


Though I'd say it with you all and brighten up your Friday

[tommo]

If Willow and Tara came to England to visit me, I could guarantee them great views.

Of the ceiling.

And like Carol Smillie, I'm pretty much done. Heh.

[WiccansIllusion]

vacation? I think I had this thread for a daily one awhile ago. But repeats are always good. Anyways, I can see Tara goin the extra-granol-y and want to go camping, or backpacking.
And of course Willow would be dragged along, and they'd have one of those two person sleeping bags and such..

[urnofosiris]

Rofl Puff, those are hilarious, thanks.

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Off to bed now and why the ... is this little fellow called happy?

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That was irony being ironic.

[TaraManiac]

Indeed time for vacation Friday! I Leave to My mom's in My hometown tonite , I'll spend some days with her coz I haven't seen Her in 8 months Already.

For W&T I think They would be Happy Visiting the UK and some Exciting and Spiritual countries like Thailand, I don't know, I haven't Travel the World a Lot Besides Mexico and the US but I think those are cooL.

In My Case if I had the Money I would Go to the Netherlands right now and Visit My honey and because i think that's a cool & Beautiful country , but blegh! Money Issues . And I think I would Like to traveL Over all Europe And America, not to Dismisse the other continents of course, I'm sure All of'em have a lot of coolness to Show! Heck I would go all over the world if i could .

Happy Friday Everyone!

-Liliana-

[maudmac]

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Rally school, heh Holley?

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What? It's a thing!

Come on, [b:0e754d8151] Eli[/b:0e754d8151], look at it! Doesn't it look like the most fun you could possibly have? Well, that didn't involve...uh...stuff that wasn't cars. It's always been my secret dream to rally race.

Oh!...you meant [b:0e754d8151] Rally[/b:0e754d8151]?!? Like, the [i:0e754d8151] person[/i:0e754d8151] Rally?!? *slaps forehead* Silly me. Duh.

I can't even begin to imagine what [b:0e754d8151] Rally[/b:0e754d8151] School would be like. The mind boggles. But I guess I know who the mascot would be. (That mascot who's got a little mascot of his own.)

[cpdm4444]

Hey kukalaka,

Im glad you probably passed your exam.


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"cpdm4444:
"I wish you all the best for your exam, fingers crossed und Daumen gedrckt, hehehe."
Have you actually tried this? It looks majorly weird "


Well, actually I have and believe me it looks weirder than it actuallay is. Come on and try it; Im sure youll be able to do it as well.


quote:
"ari23:
"Just don't confuse your xi's and chi's."
None of them, but lots of very confusing Sigmas and Gammas (It's so encouraging to have gallows all over you exam )"

What kind of exam did you do? Okay, let me guess: (ancient) Greek? It must have been difficult.

[kukalaka]

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That was irony being ironic.

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[/quote:d41802c85e]Seems as if my irony sensors stop working some time past midnight

Which is why I should be going to bed now. Good night everyone

Edited to add:

cpdm4444:
I did try but it keeps me from doing the thumbs-pressing as hard as I usually do. Which is why I usually stick to it and don't cross any fingers. As if finger-crossing is going to change anything anyhow, what a stupid superstition to risk the effectiveness of my thumbs-pressing for...

And Ancient Greek is wrong. Just a little. Really, you almost got it It was "Theory of Programming Languages" with lots of very strange mathematical formulas.

[Guess]

Vacation? It'll be months and many many tests before I'm on vacation again ... but at least its friday and i can relax a little.
About Willow and Tara, I can totally see them going to some place nature-y...maybe they'd come to Brazil and visit the Amazonian rainforest (is that right???)
Me, if I had the money and time, I'd definately go to Boston, WITHOUT my parents. I'm planning to travel without them in january, possibly to Boston or some city nearby. But a friend of my dad told him that its a horrible time to be there, because its really really cold and people dont really get out a lot...is that true? can anyone tell me?because i'd really like to go there and i dont think i can wait a whole year for the summer...so please help me...
Bye.

[Rally]

Congratulations
BARRY BONDS
on your 600th Home Run
4th Player Ever
To Reach 600!!!

[img:8f169b3a9b]http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/server-smilies/otn/party/beerchug.gif[/img:8f169b3a9b] And here is to the next 100 more!!!

[ChibiWillowR]

Ahhh....I just got back from my vacation at the beach. I Love the beach!!! If I could, I'd stay there forever..... *dreamy look*
I took a pic while I was there, if anyone wants to see it, lol.

utena.tripod.ca/kris3.jpg

As for Willow and Tara I could see them at a beach in some foreign exotic country. But not in the daytime though. They'd like going on those late night moonlit walks on the shore. Just holding hands and enjoying the salty breeze...

~*~* Morgan *~*~

[Loco2]

aww, i'm sorry, kukalaka, but i'm here, now

have fun on your holiday!

and london smells, by the way

[kukalaka]

Steph: Done with the pouting then