W/T Word Association Game

[KISMIC]

Tara: God what is wrong with you. Do you think I'm stupid? I know you used that spell on me.
Willow: Tara, I'm sorry
Tara: Don't, just don't. There's nothing you can say.
Willow I didn't mean to -
Tara: To WHAT? Violate my mind like that? How could you Willow, how could you after what Glory did to me.
Willow: Violate you? I didn't mean anything like that I just wanted us not to fight anymore.
Tara: You don't wanna fight, you don't fight. You don't use magic to make a fight disappear.
Willow: I just wanted to make things better..Better for us.
Tara: But you don't get to decide what is better for us Will we're in a *relationship* we are supposed to decide together.
Willow: Okay I realise that, I did it wrong.
Tara: You did it the way you're doing everything. When things get rough you, you don't even consider the options you just, you just do a spell. It's not good for you Willow, and it's not what magic is for.

(Season Six, 'Tabula Rasa')
...phew that was a long one, but I just couldn't decide where to stop

[Tara22]

Buffy: I'm brainsick. I can't have a [b:5f6a96cfcb] relationship[/b:5f6a96cfcb] with him
Willow: Not during the day, but...you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-[b:5f6a96cfcb] relationship[/b:5f6a96cfcb] drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage. Okay, sure, it's hot and bitter, like a [b:5f6a96cfcb] relationship[/b:5f6a96cfcb] that way, but...

Reptile Boy (Season 2)

[KISMIC]

Here's a quick and simple one:

Willow: I said *date*!

Is that too short, 'cause I could add the speech before it!

[Tara22]

Buffy: You brought me back. I was in a ... I was in hell. I... I can't think too much about what it was like. But it felt like the world abandoned me there. And then suddenly ... you guys did what you did.
Tara: It was Willow. She knew what to do.
Buffy: Okay. So you did that. And the world came rushing back. Thank you. You guys gave me the world. I can't tell you what it means to me. And I should have [b:3ae4230672] said[/b:3ae4230672] it before.
Willow: You're welcome.
Xander: Welcome home, Buffy.

Afterlife (Season 6)

no, no... I have amazing abilities

[KISMIC]

GRAVESTONE:
She saved the *world*
Alot.

Heh, okay, okay, uhh, I seem to be having a bit of troube differentiating between what actually was on the show and what is from fanfic....

Tara: I'm under your spell
God how this be
Playin' with my memory
You know I've been through *hell*
Willow don't you see
There'll be nothing left of me
You made me believe....

(Season Six, "Once More With Feeling")

...Amazing abilities...do I *want* to know?

[Tara22]

Buffy: It shouldn't be too hard to find a new principal. Unless they ask what happened to [b:408695053a] the[/b:408695053a] last one.
Xander: Okay, but I had [b:408695053a] nothing[/b:408695053a] to do with that, right?
Buffy: Oh, right.
Willow: You only ate [b:408695053a] the[/b:408695053a] pig.
Xander: I ate a pig? Was it cooked and called bacon or... Oh, my God! I ate a pig? I mean, [b:408695053a] the[/b:408695053a] whole trichinosis issue aside, yuck!

The Pack (Season 1)

the= first quote
nothing=obviously second

hey *shrugs* we're talking [b:408695053a] me[/b:408695053a] here! probably not!

[katlurkin]

Sheila: Oh, sit down, honey.
WILLOW: [b:52c65ac029] Principal[/b:52c65ac029] Snyder talk to you?
Sheila: Yes. He's quite concerned.
WILLOW: Mom, I know what this looks like, and I can totally...
Sheila: Oh, you don't have to explain, honey. This isn't exactly a surprise.
Gingerbread - Season 3


You are sooooo right. . .this is an evil addictive game LOL
Kat

[KISMIC]

Buffy: Your mum doesn't mind you doing this in the house?
Willow: She doesn't know.
Buffy: Business as usual?
Willow: Yeah sort of. She's doing that selective memory thing your *mum* used to be so good at.
Buffy: She forgot everything?
Willow: No, she remembered the part where I said I was dating a musician. Oz has to come over for dinner.

(Season Three, "Gingerbread")

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Mom, I'm not acting out. I'm a witch! I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. Okay, two, but four soon. A-and I'm dating a [b:aef28bffb7] musician. [/b:aef28bffb7]
Sheila: (disgusted now) Oh, Willow!
WILLOW: (thickly sarcastic) I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Gingerbread - Season 3

[Tara22]

Willow: It's just, you've been Mr. Project all summer. Labeling the amulets and indexing your diaries. I draw the line at making giant rubber-band balls. That's when you'll just have to get a life
Giles: That's what I'm trying to do, actually, is get a life
Willow: It might go better if you left the [b:92b0cb2e37] house[/b:92b0cb2e37]

Buffy V Dracula (Season 5)

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Well, I sort of met someone.
BUFFY: I knew it! This is so important! When did you meet?
WILLOW: Last week after we did the scanning [b:555e95ed6a] project[/b:555e95ed6a] in the library.
BUFFY: Does he go here? What's his name? Have you kissed him? What's he like?
I Robot, You Jane -Season 1

[vix84]

Xander: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
Willow: Well, what's in it for me?
Xander: A shiny nickel!
Willow: Okay. Do you have Theories in Trig? You should check it out.
Xander: Check it out?
Willow: From the [b:f9fd3813a3] library[/b:f9fd3813a3]? Where the books live...

[b:f9fd3813a3] [i:f9fd3813a3] Welcome to the Hellmouth[/i:f9fd3813a3][/b:f9fd3813a3]

[KISMIC]

Tara: I'm Tara and I go to UC Sunnydale too.
Willow: Hey, maybe we're *study buddies*!

(Season Six, 'Tabula Rasa')

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Of the two people here, which is the boss of me?
BUFFY: There are better schools.
WILLOW: [b:4991d5b64a] Sunnydale's[/b:4991d5b64a] not bad. A-And I can design my own curriculum.
BUFFY: Okay, well, there are safer schools. There are safer prisons. I can't let you stay because of me.
Choices - Season 3

[Jennifer]

Hopefully this hasnt already been used. From Bargaining Part 1, Season 6

TARA: It is wrong. It's against all the laws of nature, and practically impossible to do, but it's what we agreed to. If-if you guys are changing your minds-
WILLOW: Nobody's changing their minds. Period.
XANDER: Excuse me? Who made you the [b:4d1317d6f3] boss[/b:4d1317d6f3] of the group?
ANYA: You did.
TARA: You said Willow should be [b:4d1317d6f3] boss[/b:4d1317d6f3].
ANYA: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous...
TARA: ...and then you made her this little plaque, that said "[b:4d1317d6f3] Boss[/b:4d1317d6f3] of Us," you put little sparkles on it...

[KISMIC]

Giles: Are we sure she's a robot?
Buffy: Absolutely!
Tara: She practically had genuine molded plastic stamped on her ass...just trying a little spicey talk!
(Season Five, 'I Was Made To Love You')

[katlurkin]

ANYA: (sighs) Three. (gives up the cards) What a stupid game. All these rules just to win little [b:b18462781e] plastic[/b:b18462781e] disks.
XANDER: Chips. They're called chips. They represent money. Since none of us has any money it represents money. But that's gonna change once my merchandise hits the street.
WILLOW: (munching on a pretzel) Hmm! Wha'cha got in the boxes, drugs? (then sternly) It's not drugs, is it, Xander?
The "I" in Team - Season 4

[Indygo]

*laughs hysterically at kristy's last quote* ) God I love that episode!

Giles: This is, uh...impossible, really.
Willow: We just wanted you to know that well miss you. Uh, but well be okay. Well miss you, but well be okay.
Anya: Ill take really good care of your [b:b9e6368da8] money[/b:b9e6368da8].

(Season 6: "Bargaining Pt 1"... Giles tries to get on a plane and leave... *sob*)

Indy

[KISMIC]

Willow: *Mimicking Anya* I like *money* better than people, people can so rarely be exchanged for goods and or services.
(Season Five, 'Triangle')

[vix84]

Tara: It was bizarre. We were talking and then it was like...
Buffy: Like you were in a musical!
Tara: Yeah!
Giles: That would explain the huge backing orchestra I couldn't see and the synchronized dancing from the room [b:d987653bb1] service[/b:d987653bb1] chaps.
Willow: We did a whole duet about dish washing.
Anya: And we were arguing and, and then everything rhymed and there were harmonies and the dance with coconuts.
Willow: There was an entire verse about the couscous...

[b:d987653bb1] [i:d987653bb1] Once More With Feeling[/i:d987653bb1][/b:d987653bb1]

[Tara22]

Willow: Buffy, Ford was just telling us about the ninth grade beauty contest, and the, uh, swimsuit competition.
Buffy: Oh, my God, Ford, stop that! The more [b:f393bbfe6b] people[/b:f393bbfe6b] you tell, the more [b:f393bbfe6b] people[/b:f393bbfe6b] I have to kill.
Ford: You can't touch me, Summers. I know all your darkest secrets.
Xander: Care to make a small wager on that?

Lie to me (Season 2)

[vix84]

Willow: What could a demon possibly want from me?
Xander: What's the square root of eight hundred and fourty-one?
Willow: *duh* Twenty-[b:6de21e6b73] nine[/b:6de21e6b73]. Oh yeah.

[b:6de21e6b73] [i:6de21e6b73] I Robot, You [/i:6de21e6b73][/b:6de21e6b73][/i]

[Jennifer]

Spike: Looky, looky, what I've found.
Tara: Is this the [b:d2736d8e2e] demon[/b:d2736d8e2e] guy?
Willow: Tara!

[KISMIC]

WILLOW: Horses? Like, big, tall, teeth-that could- take-your-arm-off horses?
TARA: Sure. I learned to ride when I was a kid.
It's fun. And, by the way, most horses
don't like arm very much.
WILLOW: I had a bad birthday party pony thing when I was four. I look at horses, I just see really big ponies.
TARA: You should ride with me sometime. I guarantee safety and fun.
WILLOW: Well, if you promise to look after me
TARA: DON'T *TOUCH* ME! That's d-disgusting.
WILLOW: Tara, what's the matter?
TARA: I don't kn-kn-know.
WILLOW: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to Are you feeling okay?
TARA: I'm f-fine. I just want t-to go to the bathr-room.

(Season Four, 'Where The WIld Things Are')

[vix84]

Willow: And we could make kitty go bonkers with string and catnip and stuff?
Tara: Absolutely.
Willow: [b:21b4843643] Fun[/b:21b4843643]! I'm in.

[i:21b4843643] New Moon Rising[/i:21b4843643]

[KISMIC]

Willow: Oh I love you Miss *Kitty* Fantastico.
Tara: We've got to get her a real name.
Willow: It's so cool that she's ours..Yours, it's cool that she's yours.
Tara: She can be ours if you want.

(Season Four, 'Who Are You')
Can you tell what my favourite season is?

[vix84]

Tara: The real ones never made sense to me. I sort of have my own.
Willow: Teach me.
Tara: See those stars over there? 'Short man looking uncomfortable.' 'A moose getting a sponge bath.' 'Little pile o' crackers.' That... that was a bit of a stretch. You do it. What would you call... that one.
Willow: Let's see. A huge flaming meteor about to crash into something!

[b:efeb3189dc] [i:efeb3189dc] Real Me[/i:efeb3189dc][/b:efeb3189dc]

[KISMIC]

Tara: I'm not the expert, I've only lost the one. Do I act like the big 'knowledge-woman'?
Willow: ..No.
Tara: Is that 'no' spelt 'y.e.s'?
Willow: 'S.O.R.T' of!

(Season Five, "Tough Love")

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: No. That still doesn't explain why he's hanging out with the dode patrol. Something's going on. Something weird.
WILLOW: What're you gonna do?
BUFFY: Talk to the expert on weird.
The Pack -Season 1

[Tara22]

Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's [b:8432a79f4f] weird[/b:8432a79f4f]...
Willow: [b:8432a79f4f] Weird[/b:8432a79f4f]? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?



Innocence (Season 2)