W/T Word Association Game

[vix84]

Spike: I'll give you a choice. Now I'm gonna kill you. No choice in that. But... I can let you stay dead... Or bring you back, to be like me.
Willow: I'll [b:a66e49dac2] scream[/b:a66e49dac2].
Spike: Bonus.

[b:a66e49dac2] The Initiative[/b:a66e49dac2]

[Tara22]

Giles: Ooh! Sounds like paranormal phenomena.
Willow: A ghost? Cool!
Xander: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm [b:3423e36537] dead[/b:3423e36537] as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.'
Giles: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.
Xander: I defined something? Accurately? Guess I'm done with the book learning.

I only have Eyes for You (Season 2)

[katlurkin]

GILES: I can assure you, Mrs. Post, this is the finest occult reference collection...
Gwendolyn: ...this side of the Atlantic, I'm sure. Do you have Hume's [b:e36c5a1d7d] Paranormal[/b:e36c5a1d7d] Encyclopedia? The Labyrinth Maps of Malta?
GILES: It's on order.
Revelations -Season 3

[Tara22]

Willow: I need a translator from the 'Y' [b:5147ff40b2] side[/b:5147ff40b2] of things.
Xander: Well, last time I checked, I had the creds.

Wild at Heart (Season 4)

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: I killed her.
WILLOW: And sucked her blood, as we vampires do.
WILLOW: You know, I think maybe I heard something out there. Why don't you go [b:17712dadf3] check?[/b:17712dadf3]
Doppelgngerland - Season 3

[Tara22]

Buffy: I don't know. I really like being around him, you know? And I think he cares about me... but... I just... feel like [b:9052734e27] something[/b:9052734e27]'s missing.
Willow: He's not making you miserable?
Buffy: Exactly. Riley seems so solid. Like he wouldn't cause me heartache.
Willow: Get out. Get out while there's still time!

Something Blue (Season 4)

[KISMIC]

Dawn: Get out, get out, GET OUT!
Uhh I mean...

Willow: He left and everything changed, I changed and we..
Tara: What?
Willow: I "don't know", life was starting to get so good again and, here comes the thing I wanted most of all and I "don't know" what to do..I wanna know but I don't..
Tara: Do what makes you h-happy.
(Season Four, "New Moon Rising")

[katlurkin]

That dawn quote was just cruel, LOL
But I'll use that one. . .because then I can use this funny one


LARRY: What? Talk louder dude.
XANDER: I'm just saying, it's gotta be frustrating, having the secret. You gotta be kinda filling up with resentment, unexpressed rage, just waiting to burst out. Today at lunch...?
LARRY: What secret? Being gay? Man, I'm [b:785a4f0257] out[/b:785a4f0257]! I'm so [b:785a4f0257] out[/b:785a4f0257] I got my grandma fixing me up with guys.
XANDER: That's uh, nice.
LARRY: But it sounds like, uh, you're having a rough time with it. Look, just do it. That weird Freddy Iverson guy that does the school paper-
XANDER: He's gay?
LARRY: No dude, but I bet he'd put in like a coming out announcement for you. Something tasteful.
Earshot - Season 3

[KISMIC]

Xander: I know your secret big guy. I know what you've been doing at night.
Larry: You know Harris that nosy little nose of yours is going to get you into trouble some day. Like today.
Xander: Hurting me isn't going to make this go away. People are still gonna find out.
Larry:Alright what do you want hush money. Is that what you're after?
Xander: I don't want anything, I just wanna help.
Larry: What do you think you have a cure?
Xander:No it's just. I know what you're going through 'cause I've been there. That's why I know you should talk about it.
Larry: That's easy for you to say, your nobody. I've got a reputation.
Xander: Larry please before somebody gets hurt.
Larry: Look if this gets out it's over for me. I mean forget about playing football, they'll run me out of this town. I mean cmon how are people going to look at me after they find out that I'm *gay*.
(Season Two, "Phases")

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: Okay, look, I just wanna help you. Let me help you.
BuffyBot: You're my best friend.
WILLOW: Yeah. Again, I really am, but...
BuffyBot: You're recently [b:76cd23cf55] gay.[/b:76cd23cf55]
WILLOW: Um...

Intervention - Season 5

[KISMIC]

WILLOW: 'kay, I deserve the wrath of Dawn. But why's she taking it out on you?
BUFFY: Because I let it happen.
WILLOW: Buffy, I was the one who --
BUFFY: Was drowning. My *best friend*. And I was too
wrapped up in my dumb life to notice. Too busy--

(Season Six, "Gone")

[katlurkin]

HALFREK: I have been called, and vengeance shall I wreak. Cower, masculine one ... tremble as you face my [b:3d15bc7c3d] wrath[/b:3d15bc7c3d]!
Doublemeat Palace - Season 6

[Tara22]

Willow: Oh, I'm gonna miss her.
Buffy: Don't you hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery [b:bf83c2288e] vengeance[/b:bf83c2288e]. She picked on me for ten years, the vacuous tramp. It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E.

Graduation Day (Season 3)

[katlurkin]

WILLOW: They say it's a good idea to count to [b:a3963d0d15] ten[/b:a3963d0d15] when you're angry.
BUFFY: One... Two... Three...
Phases - Season 2


Kat

[Tara22]

Buffy: Patrol's been totally uneventful. My kill [b:9abce71189] count[/b:9abce71189]'s way down.
Willow to Tara: She means there's been less bad-guy activity.
Giles: Well, we know what that often indicates.
Xander: Buffy doesn't make her quota. Bad slayer!

New Moon Rising (Season 4)


couldn't resist adding this one too

Buffy: What guy could resist your wily Willow charms?
Willow: At last [b:9abce71189] count[/b:9abce71189]? All of them. Maybe more.
Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow
Willow: But I want Oz to get an 'A'! And, oh, one of those gold stars

Phases (Season 2)

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow.
WILLOW: But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars.
BUFFY: He will.
Phases - Season 2

[Tara22]

Tara: The real ones never made sense to me. I sort of have my own.
Willow: Teach me.
Tara: See those [b:234a6975b3] stars[/b:234a6975b3] over there? 'Short man looking uncomfortable.' 'A moose getting a sponge bath.' 'Little pile o' crackers.' That... that was a bit of a stretch. You do it. What would you call... that one.
Willow: Let's see. A huge flaming meteor about to crash into something!

Listening to Fear (Season 5)

[KISMIC]

SNYDER: You've got the brains, he's got the fast break. It's a perfect match.
WILLOW: Match? You want us to breed?
SNYDER: I want you to tutor him. Percy is flunking history. Nothing seems to be able to motivate him.
PERCY: Hey, I'm challenged.
SNYDER: You're lazy, self involved and spoiled. That's quite the challenge. But we need a winning year, especially after last year's debacle with the swim team. Can't have our point guard benched. So you are going to take on a little teaching job. I know how you enjoy teaching.
WILLOW: But I have a lot of work of my own..
SNYDER: You've gotten a letter of acceptance from every university with a stamp. I think your academic career is safe.
WILLOW: Yes, but I still have classes and I don't want..
SNYDER: Rosenberg. It's time to give *something* back to the community. I know you want to help your school out here. Ask me how I know.
WILLOW: How do yo-
SNYDER:I just know.
(Season Three, "Doppelgangland")

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: It's Principal Snyder's hoop of the week. He's not happy unless I'm jumping. Believe me, I would *not* be here otherwise.
WILLOW: You're not even a teensy weensy bit curious about what kinda [b:b554455006] career[/b:b554455006] you could've had? I mean, if you weren't already the Slayer and all.
BUFFY: Do the words 'sealed in fate' ring any bells for you, Will? Why go there?
What's My Line Part 1 - Season 2

[KISMIC]

Willow: Sorry. I wanted to surprise you.
Xander: Good job. High marks.
Willow: Don't be so jumpy. I've been in your bed before.
Xander: Yeah, Will, but we were in footie pajamas.

(Season Two, "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered"..could that title BE any longer!)

[katlurkin]

BUFFY: I'm going to the crime scene to see what I can find out. You guys research the Polgara demon. I want to know where it is. When I find it, I am going to make him pay for taking that kid's life. I'll make him die in ways he can't even imagine.
BUFFY: That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi [b:2190fe6069] pajamas[/b:2190fe6069].
Goodbye Iowa - Season 4

[KISMIC]

Buffy: You guys this isn't helping.
WILLOW: Wow. We're already getting in the way. We're good at this, huh, Xander?
XANDER: Right. I'm so good at it you might have to ship me off to the army to get me out of the way.
BUFFY: The army?
XANDER: You didn't know I knew about that, did you? You two talking about me behind my back.
BUFFY: Us talking about you? How about you telling Riley every last detail of my life with Angel--
WILLOW: Besides - when is there any "us two?" You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.
XANDER: Uh-huh. But maybe that all changes when I'm doing sit-ups at Fort Dix.
GILES: Fort Dix. Heh heh
BUFFY: Are you drunk?
GILES: Quite a bit actually.
(Season Four, "The Yoko Factor")

[Tara22]

Vampire Xander: Well, whadaya know? Cordelia Chase.
Cordelia: What is this? Some kind of sick joke? Harmony told me you were dead.
Xander: Now, why would she say something like that? Let's think.
Cordelia: Listen to me. We have to find Buffy. She'll figure out a way to save us. She was supposed to be here, and as much as it kills me to admit it... things were better when she was around.
Xander: Buffy? The Slayer?
Cordelia: No! Buffy the dog-faced girl! Duh! Who do you think I'm [b:04d838ec49] talking[/b:04d838ec49] about?
Vampire Willow: Bored now. This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any screaming.

The Wish (Season 3)

[KISMIC]

Buffy: Why would anyone want to hurt *Cordelia*?
Willow: Maybe 'cause they met her?

(Season One, "Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight"....I think it is anyway)

[Tara22]

Willow: Do ya [b:02b544f876] want[/b:02b544f876] to let him know you're here?
Buffy, watching Riley: No. Just enjoying a good stare. Tell me about your night.
Willow: Well, spent most of it at Xander's teaching Anya to play poker.
Buffy: That sounds like fun.
Willow: Yeah. Except the Anya part and the poker part.
Buffy: Will, I think you better get used to - a Twinkie!? That's his lunch? Oh, he is so gonna be punished.
Willow, sadly: Everyone's getting spanked but me.

The I in Team (Season 4)

[KISMIC]

BUFFY: Okay, so we know where Glory's from, but what do we know about her? She's tough, yeah, but no bolts of lightening or blasts of fire. Shouldn't a god be able to do that kind of stuff?
GILES: Usually, yes. Being in human form must be severely limiting her powers. All we have to worry about now is her being immortal, invulnerable, and on the constant brink of insanity.
XANDER: A crazy Hellgod? And the *fun* just keeps on leaving.

(Season Five, "Blood Ties")

[Tara22]

Buffy: So, am I [b:cde8894a9f] crazy[/b:cde8894a9f]?
Willow: Well, [b:cde8894a9f] crazy[/b:cde8894a9f] is such a strong word.
Giles: Let's not rule it out though.

Graduation Day (Season 3)

[KISMIC]

Willow: Drunk is such a *strong word*..Kind of a gutteral anglo saxon type word..Dwunk!

(Season Four, "Something Blue"

[Jennifer]

Willow: Buffy, things haven't been right since Tara. We have to face it. You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
Xander: No, it was bad before that. Since you two went off to college and forgot about me, just left me in the basement to -- Tara's your girlfriend?
Giles: Bloody hell!
Buffy: Enough. All I know is that you want to help, right? Be part of the team?
Willow: I don't know anymore...
Xander: Clearly not wanted...
Buffy: No. You said you wanted to go. So let's go. All of us. We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and the funny [b:f2aa117dcc] drunk[/b:f2aa117dcc] drooling on my shoes. Maybe that's the secret way in killing Adam.

Season 4 "The Yoko Factor"

[Tara22]

Moloch: I was omnipotent. I was everything! Now I'm trapped in this shell!
Willow: Malcolm! Remember me, your [b:848fd1583a] girlfriend[/b:848fd1583a]? Well, I think it's time we break up! Maybe we can still be friends!

I Robot, You Jane (Season 1)