by _Salix_ » Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:57 am
Okay, this will blow your mind. My name... is not Salix. *boom* That was your mind exploding.
Here's the real fact: In. 7th grade, I told all my friends to call me Bill. The only one that actually listened was Lexi's dad. He gives every one of Lexi's girlfriends a boy's name. Georgie was George. Adria was AJ, Stephanie was Stephen, I was Bill, and Olivia was Oliver. Oh! And Ashley's boyfriend Isaac was Izzy. Why did I make him call me Bill? Because my freaking name has no nicknames!
Another fact: Over the summer, I worked my hardest to try to talk like Faith. It kinda worked, but I couldn't show it off. Why? Because my mom said "oh, by the way, you're gonna be homeschooled this year." So yeah. I haven't seen Lexi in months and I'm going to die. Damn, this post is too long. Sorry.
"Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today"
I have a fish named Drusilla. He doesn't know, he thinks his name is Drew. Shhhh...
Spike: Are we feeling better, then?
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also it's day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.