GAME: Either Or

[Laragh]

Gun to my head, I choose the gun.

Gun to Willow or Tara's head, bologna.

Wear a giant clock necklace for the rest of your life or have a top hat glued to your head (for the sake of hygiene, let's say you can take both off for showers)?

[Ariel]

Giant clock necklace

In the circus - trapeze artist OR riding the motorcycle in the big round cage?

[Artemis]

I kinda feel like either of them is just a trip to the hospital, but if I had to choose I'd probably go motorcycle - at least you can practice and slowly work up to being able to ride around in a circle, and once you're actually doing it, it's basically just holding on and not swerving, right? At the very least, if you're on a bike I feel like it's okay to have a costume with lots of padding and protection. I suppose with the trapeze you've got the net... I suppose in a way it depends how much I'm allowed to be awful at what I'm doing, if I have to ride the bike fast I'm falling off no matter how much practice, and at least with the net you don't then have a motorbike fall on top of you when you screw up. But for the sake of simplicity I'm going to imagine this is just having to do it at all, rather than be really good at it, in which case, bike. (Unless I'm in the audience, in which case trapeze every time, because spandex costumes.)

The ol' list of food days hasn't really served up an equal choice today - globally it's World Pasta Day, while the US is celebrating Greasy Food Day, and that just isn't a real contest (hopefully?). But keeping that in mind: if you're going to eat junk food, would you rather go to a chain restaurant (McDonalds, or whatever equivalent you prefer, so long as it's in the same weight class), or a local shop that does similarly unhealthy junk, but on an individual basis rather than just being exactly the same as every other same-brand place in the entire world?

(I would've picked top hat, for the record - I feel like the clock is something I couldn't even slightly pull off, and would just look like an idiot no matter what, whereas being stuck with a top hat is just an excuse to dress steampunk, in which case I'd at least look legitimately weird, not dumb weird. Plus I did cosplay as Zatanna once, I know my way around top hats.)

[Ariel]

So on the theme of Happy New Year - would you rather dance with a lampshade on your head (sober, too!) or pick up a stick of celery and imitate a pop singer?

[Beautiflr]

pick up a stick of celery and imitate a pop singer

Only eat stuffing for the rest of your life or Only drink gravy for the rest of your life

[sweet satin lover]

Stuffing probably good question I like that. Old charmed TV show or new charmed TV show?

[Dub]

Old Charmed. Not knocking the new one though, It has its merits.

Face cheeks for butt cheeks or butt cheeks for face cheeks?

[GrimCityGirl]

Old Charmed. Not knocking the new one though, It has its merits.

Face cheeks for butt cheeks or butt cheeks for face cheeks?

Oof, butt cheeks for face cheeks. I'm already chubby so it won't look much different and I refuse to have a tiny flat ass.

One horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses?

[Dub]

Ah, I should learn not to order for people. Excuse me waiter, we wont be needing that tiny flat ass.

One horse horse sized duck.
1- What a ride.
2- Can get a freezer full of meat from it.
3 - If my death is trying to fight it, it would be an epic tale of hilarity in RSPCA 'bad pet owner' guides.
10 duck sized horses seem a lot of work. Plus ten times the vet bill, where as the one horsed sized duck can put it on its bill. *Reluctant drums"

Toes for fingers or Fingers for toes? (Big toe is a thumb, thumb is a big toe.)

[gorn]

I might not be interpreting this correctly, but I'm gonna go with fingers for toes ... but I still get to keep my regular fingers on my hands, right? Essentially two sets of fingers, right? I play guitar and do so much with my fingers I'd hate to lose that to stubby toes. And with four sets of fingers I could play two guitars at the same time, or maybe just be ALL OVER one guitar. Lots of possibilities there.

Whiskey or whisky?

[Dub]

Yep, you've interpreted it correctly, you'd have two sets of fingers to shred that guitar with.

I don't drink but I think the difference is one is Scottish made and one is Irish made.
I'd go Whisky and hope its the one you prefer as it will be regifted hehehe.

Be dumped by someone or dump someone?

[gorn]

Dub, I'll gladly down either one. Cheers!

I'm going to say dump someone, but I'm not real keen on that option, either. Lesser of two evils, I guess. I think it's tougher to do up front but easier to get over, if that makes any sense. Being dumped lingers, makes you question yourself, or re-live where things went wrong. I dunno, tough choice.

Are you a morning person or a night person?

[Dub]

Its really a tough one to answer without any context or circumstance to the situation. I agree with your thought process though. Personally I always go with being dumped. I have no issues with continuing my constant state of mind hehehe.

Without a doubt, night person. It takes a while to get going mentally after waking up and I cannot stand not having my wits about me.


Snow or Sand?

[gorn]

Snow, easy one for me. Very much a winter person.

In the car, you pick the context - radio or your play list?

[Dub]

Two things I hate, transport and music. Hmmm, Thinking it through, last time I was in the car long enough to have something on, It was a Eurovision CD but I was wailing and thrashing about in the car as the vibrations exacerbated the worst toothache I've ever had which had already kept me up all night so add in sleep deprived which turns me into following people around with a fork because I think they've asked for a fork. I laugh about it now but at the time just ow.

I also get nauseous in moving vehicles so I think some random person talking or trying to be overly enthusiastic in-between songs I don't know and adverts would make me more nauseous. so I go with Play list, At least then I know the sound and can turn my thoughts more towards trivia about it rather than, I'm gonna throw up.


Walk through a park, walking the dog (yoyo trick, there is no dog) but you have to pretend its a real dog and get offended by anyone who says otherwise or Pretend to be a cat during a business meeting ( I'm talking full getting on the table giving yourself a tongue bath. if its a zoom meeting you have to walk across the keyboard, cough up a fur ball, displaying the full inner workings of your throat down the camera. The full works.)

[gorn]

My daughter would pick the cat, she used to get in trouble at school when she was younger for pretending to be a cat. I'm going with the dog honestly because I love yo-yo's and dearly wish I could walk the dog (my dad can).

Spaghetti or Lasagna?

[Dub]

Your Dad is the master of a very fine art. Even with the right yo-yo the walk the dog trick has escaped my grasp. I could around the world but that was mainly lobbing it and catching it before it reeled back and hit my face. No idea how the competitive yo-yoers do what they do.

Lasagna. no debate.

Garfield or Bagpuss?

[hondos]

Garfield because I have no idea who bagpuss is Beatles or Stones

[Dub]

A white and pink cat that lived in a shop window or something. A kids programme in the UK in the 70's. Might be a toy cat, I don't know, before my time.

Well I know of both but I don't particularly know eithers work so I'm going for Stones because they are a better pet.

Finger length toes (toe the same length as its respective finger.) or eyebrows the same length as the hair on your head (grows the exact same rate can only cut/pluck both together.)?

[gorn]

Not gonna go with the guitar-playing feet again, but I'm afraid I do have to say the finger length toes. The eyebrows would be a pain in the ass, don't want to deal with it.

Red or white sauce pasta?

[Dub]

White sauce, There is far to much texture variation with tomato. don't enjoy choking down a random skin stick or whatever that hard line that's always present is called.

Pesto or hummus?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Definitely pesto! Especially garlicy pesto.

Tabletop/board games or video games?

[Dub]

Video games, and you can still enjoy the board flipping rage just at a higher cost. I destroyed a PS1 controller after repeatedly failing the quidditch training in Harry Potter and the philosopher stone.

You can turn into the incredible hulk but would you rather the transformation to be triggered by hunger or tiredness?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Hunger - seems hard to sleep as the hulk! My partner barely thinks the bed is big enough as is...

Painting or drawing?

[Dub]

Drawing, easier clean up.

You can shoot webbing from your body like Spiderman however it can only come out of one place, your armpits or the back of your knees?

[gorn]

I'm going to say back of your knees only because it seems (to me at least) the more bizarre of the two options.

Somewhat sticking with that theme ... Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy?

[Dub]

Tough one. Toby Maguire is my era Spiderman so naturally lean to Mary Jane however into the Spiderverse is visually stunning and unique with the stylisation of its artistry. I don't really know anything about the characters themselves from comics to base it on that. So I'm going Gwen Stacy but Spiderverse Gwen not Amazing Spiderman Gwen because Spidey powers.

You are in an escape room and have 10 minutes left on the clock. you have one puzzle left to solve to receive the code to unlock a safe, that may or may not hold the key to leave the room. There is also a stethoscope in the room. Do you try to solve the puzzle or crack the lock?

[sweet satin lover]

Crack the lock definitely.
Candy corn or cinnamon jelly beans?

[Dub]

I only know candy corn by reputation but I choose candy corn over mouth burn bean.

A cat's brain in a cows body OR a cow's brain in a cats body?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Hmm, cow in cat - cow bodies wouldn't fit in an apartment

Sunny days or cloudy/rainy days?