Everyone else, pay up!“He was checking out your ass when you were getting in the car as well,” Tara replied with a scowl, as Willow put her hands on the steering wheel and turned it a few times, “That’s my ass, buddy.”
“Really? And it’s in good shape?”
“Low mileage, good engine...” Willow glanced into the back seat, a sly, secretive grin on her face, “Nice and spacious.”


“The evil car salesmen of Buffalo. See, if we’re mad at each other then we’d disagree on the cars just to be annoying and we’d probably end up buying a car each, thus doubling their commission. We can’t let them win!”
complete with three airdancers flailing around
Jiggly wigglys?”
“Low mileage, good engine...” Willow glanced into the back seat, a sly, secretive grin on her face, “Nice and spacious.”
Now I'm going to have a stupid grin on my face all day. I hope no one asks about it.
Stupid Noah. Although you can't really blame him. At least he never actually hit on them.
I wonder what mischief they can get into while Christmas tree shopping.

Aww, yay! They got a car!
Having chapters negotiate public transport systems is difficult at best lolAnd lol at the cocky (see what I did there) salesman!

Can't wait for Christmas tree shopping

Dude!! AWESOME update!! It was awesome to see them not agreeing in what car to buy but then finding one....That guy was kinda annoying but whatever, I didnt pay attention to him. And Tara was right, Willow's ass is only HERS!!
*giggles* Dude, are they gonna have sex in the car?? Cause that's hot.

And by the way, Im glad that you liked Chapter 19, and 20 and 21. LOL, yes, I've been called a writing machine a lot. lol...and Im posting Chapter 22 today, so...lol
Good that they now have a car...
Can't wait for their christmas tree shopping...
Lol for the sleazy cocky Noah the used car salesman...
Hee Hee HEE! You are welcome to my Dreidel song, for you, no royalty fee! Everyone else, pay up!
Laragh, great start to my Monday afternoon. I'm glad I was alone and no students heard me giggling away!

FANTASTIC! I love it when Tara gets jealous! And I love how...human Willow and Tara are in this fic. They get frustrated, they snap and fuss, and then they kiss and make up. (Yummy, yummy makey-upy!)
Please oh please, let us find out how spacious soon, really, really soon.

And hey....eight more chapters till my back-to back-to back-to back, right? RIGHT?! (I'm not excited. Really. This is a visual [and on my end auditory] illusion. This message will self destruct. Well...it won't... *sad face*)
) it’s back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back (that’s 5 in a row if all those b’s made you blurry) so I’m hoping that makes up for the extra wait!I'm giddy with the Laragh W/T goodness today!

I guess Noah is the 4th or 5th that tried to flirt with Willow...
At the same time I think it's funny (because no man will have anything from her, and then they have to say goodbye to their man pride), it's a bugging thing.
Why the guys always think they can go flirting around?

But the girls have a car now, both are happy with the purchase... Let's see how the tree shopping goes.

i am glad the found a car the both liked.

i like that they fought a little it makes them a more believable couple

but how come they did not drive the car before they bought it. usually we a do that

The evil car salesmen are in league with the phone cops, aren't they?
Those interminable tv ads which spew out innumerable ways in which all the many servcices their particular hand-held mobile device can save you time.
My favorite is the palm pilot, sounds like a wanking machine to me.
Now I know what the people who are afraid of clowns feel like because those airdancers scare the hell out of me. Big and menacing, I always think they're going to swoop down and give me a rectal cavity search.
Now if Tara wanted to perform that medical procedure, yes please, but no to fifty foot plastic circues oddities.
That's a supermarket chain that used to operate around the U.S., maybe they still do, but they had video footage from "Cooking With Willow and Tara" showing Willow making Jello Jigglers and then eating them off of Tara's naked chest.
No wait sorry, that was Piggly-Wiggly but my idea is still better since my explanations are always so much more interesting than the actual truth.

It shouldn't take much to lure Tara into the backseat to be naughty and mingle that new car smell with the musky smell of their hot steamy wet lovemaking.
And their friends/family won't think to ask why there are towels on the back seats becuase the leather interior is all sticky.


The smaller girl remembered the second part of their plans for the day and brightened.
“You ready to go Christmas tree shopping?”

Just say you were thinking about boobs.
Either way, can't wait!
Elephant for emphasis. And that means that we're going 5B?! WOO and HOO! I think I might have to take a vacation, because I don't think I'll be fit for public consumption...wait...um...
You know what I meant, perv.
and I will keep on reading! Thanks for doing what you do, I hope you'll continue even after you're busy with college!



Listen, I gotta okay it with the old ball and chain
“Catch me if you can!”
“Have I ever told you it’s really sexy when you say something in math?” Willow asked, grinning at her wife
“1124. Remember that.”
“Excellent. Would you like me to wrap it up for you to take it home?”
She should fit in the backseat if I manoeuvre her just right.”
“I don’t think we have any rope.”
Jeez, how the hell did Bob just carry this over his shoulder?”
“Oh you’ll see, baby. You’ll see.”
Dibs. Great update.
Willow's playfulness is definitely infectious. Just right mixture of child-like innocence and grown-up naughtiness.
I think that would cause more embarrassment than the grin.

Can't wait for Friday.
THAT Chapter was ADORABLE!!!!!!!! Im glad that Xander and his wife are going to join them for Christmas night.

And AWESOME tree shopping! *giggles* So cute they were acting like little kids!! LOL
Now I wonder....where the hell is Willow taking Tara?? Hopefully they will park under a tree and get naughty in the back seat but even if they dont, I'll still be happy... ^^

Wow... That was one excellent tree shopping trip... I liked how the "fates" chose their new christmas tree...

Big yay for them inviting Xander & Anya to the christmas party...
Can't wait for their driving trip... Maybe they test how spacy the backseat is...

Aww that was cute! Christmas tree farms are fun and smell pretty! I love that they were basically playing tag

Hmm, could they be going to christen the car? Or something more wholesome and cute? Either way, can't wait!
Now it’s time for “if the used car’s a-rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!” 
How cutie-cute was that? I loved that they found a tree that was so...connected to them.

And the run through the tree farm was just delightful. I have to say, for a minute I thought they were going to get frisky in the trees, but the kissing and playtime was fun and perfect.

Bob and Jim were a treat, I love how Willow and Tara are so happy and joyful in each other that other people treat them well, it's really nice.
I can't wait to see what happens on the drive!!!

Now...on to the delay. Really, did you think I'd be upset? Hacker Confidential gets LONGER?! Of course I'm happy, you goof!Elephant for emphasis.
And that means that we're going 5B?! WOO and HOO!

I think I might have to take a vacation, because I don't think I'll be fit for public consumption...wait...um... You know what I meant, perv.

This fic is a treat, always makes for a smiley M/W/F.

Thanks for doing what you do, I hope you'll continue even after you're busy with college!
) Thanks for all your encouragement!Hey! I'm curious to know what she's planning!

I was getting a little worried about the guy calling the tree "she". Okay, it should seem normal to me, because in Portuguese we don't have "it", and you use "she" for a tree, but, anyway... it was annoying me.
And...
Oh, God, I'm worried about something stupid... Sorry for that!
Very cute, the tree bit was sweet.

I can see now they will be the "stray" collectors - everyone with nowhere to be for whatever reason during the holidays gets adopted - and that's a good thing.
Hey Laragh,
So, I've been a total lurker up until now, but I just wanted to tell you how much I love this story.

You're Willow and Tara are just so lovely and believable, and you've had me hooked on every word.
This update was so full of sweetness, and I can't wait to see how their Christmas goes.


The old terms of endearment are still the best, aren't they?
Tara is sexy saying anything even reading from a Army manual about fieldstripping a weapon, she invests it with an alluring sultriness.
AWWWW, it's the universe moving pieces around on the chessboard again to ensure that Willow and Tara find the tree that needs the most love in a very Charlie Brown way. 1124, I'll put a present under their tree in commemoration.
BTW, Peppermint Patty is totally the butch in her relationship with Marcy.
Why else does Marcy always call her sir?
One day, not too far off, there will be holograms of christmas trees designed to look like people that you can have wrapped up and you can take them home and undress them and they will do shows for you in all sorts of rude ways with the candy canes that you hang from their branches.

Just lay Tara back and throw her legs over each of the front seats and then Willow positions herself straddling...Oh yeah, the tree...got distracted by the call of my happy place
There should be some rope in the emergency roadside assistance kit to tie up the tree and a hidden compartment of things to use for rest stop sex emergencies like rope, handcuffs, oil, grease, feather duster, turkey baster...

Bob is secretely Paul Bunyan, isn't he?
24 Hour Roadside Assisstance from the emergency kit is so much more pleasurable, you actually plan to get stranded so you can use it.


“Let’s go for a drive,” Willow said, grabbing Tara’s hands and pulling her up.
“Now?” Tara asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Yea, come on.”
Willow started walking towards the front door, Tara following, or rather being dragged by the redhead behind her. Willow pocketed her keys, opened the front door and was about to leave when Tara pulled her back, her eyebrow still quirked.
“What’re you planning?”
Willow just grinned and pulled her out the door.
“Oh you’ll see, baby. You’ll see.”

Love it! Can't wait to see if Willow actually confronts Jessie about it 

“Well I was 20 before you let me see your boobs.”
“Oh my god, enough,” Tara replied jokingly and grabbed both sides of her shirt, pulling the buttons apart roughly, “Now, look all you want, touch all you want. Have I made up for denying you for so long?”
“We steamed up the windows,” Willow giggled a moment later once she’d recovered, “I thought that only happened in the movies.”
“I’m gonna kill Jesse.”
) and then we'll both be happy!“I’d like that, too,” Tara whispered back, her eyes shining, “Even if technically you were a teenager when we met. You were still nineteen.”
Willow grinned.
“Well I was 20 before you let me see your boobs.”
“Oh my god, enough,” Tara replied jokingly and grabbed both sides of her shirt, pulling the buttons apart roughly, “Now, look all you want, touch all you want. Have I made up for denying you for so long?”
Willow resisted the urge to drop her gaze, instead content to just stare into Tara’s eyes.
“You loved me. You never denied me a thing. You gave me everything.”




Of course,” Tara answered automatically, before sighing, “You’re not gonna tell me, are you?”
“Wanna move this to the backseat?”
“I’m pretty sure that’s what just happened. And I’m pretty sure he saw me topless.”
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