Maggie AKA Leonhart17:
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Dibs! Booya!
Woo-hoo! Thanks for the above contribution . . you’ll see!
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Of course she's related to Cordelia - little bitch! The horse race was really intense!
Yeah, they don’t look much alike but they have that reek of Chase-ness! Glad riding worked! Thanks!
Shel AKA FineyMcFine:Quote:
Bahahahahahahahaha...that was PERFECT! What a little bitch!
LOVE that evil laugh & icon-y badness!!! See Maggie’s quote above, great minds think alike!
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I always imagined that Willow was a little horn toad.
Got it in one! Damn, you’re good! Thank you for contributing a name!
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'Morinica'
*Yoink!* Turn that into “Moronica” which even rhymes – brilliant and thanks! Glad the riding rescue worked, definitely thought about that one!
Robin AKA LonelyTara:Quote:
So hooray for the serious business of breast-naming!!
You’re the champ!
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. . .such an evil mini-me.
Make that mini-C! You’re a genius – thanks!
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I seriously hope that Veronica and Cordelia hate each other.
Taking this one under advisement – great idea!
Heather AKA Vampyregurl:Quote:
is that a ruse to get more french, my little Gomez?
Yes!

BTW You’re in the name game! See for yourself and THANKS or should I say, ‘merci beaucoup’?
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Why does this little menace being related to Cordelia not surprise me in the least? Will she even drive Cordelia over the edge or will they be thick as thieves?
Great and Scary question! Again, great minds think alike and I ponder the possibilities . . .
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Tara showing her prowess as a horsewoman is great, I have to go with the general consensus of Tara on horseback as being hot
No argument here! And full agreement that something is rotten in the state of Veronica!
Laragh:Glad you loved the blushes! I understand they’re good for the complexion!
Really glad the riding rescue worked, always a thin line between too many and too few details!
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I'm looking forward to the breast naming! I had Willow name Tara's breasts in one of mine too and it's all too fun
Don’t make me beg! Tell me which story on your next feedback or PM me! I wanna read it! Hey, two can ‘pray’ at that game!
Zampsa19752001:Thanks for kind words about them waking up and Willow being back on the riding program! You are 100% right!
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Of course the Bitch V is Bitch C's cousin... I hope Tara tells Mrs. Finch that Chase family girls are danger to the horsies and to the girls...
The C & V relationship was spotted by other like-minded geniuses! Good work! AND your command about Mrs. Finch being informed will be obeyed!!!
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Tara woke the little horn-dog inside of Willow.
You’re in the name game! Thanks!
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The ride/rescue was very exciting, and of course very hot picturing Tara and Faith.
Oh, yeah! Thanks for liking it! Fun writing it!
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I'm very curious to see what is going on with little Veronica.
And the
SHERLOCK HOLMES Award (drumroll . . . ) goes to
WIMPY! Kirsty AKA KioNewgo:Quote:
I can just see her and Cordy ganging up on our girls! D:
Put that Chrystal Ball down! You’re killing the suspense! Are you in league with LonelyTara? Can’t get anything past her, either!
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The rescue seen was amazing! I'm going to say a big WOO and HOO! Tara and Faith were awesome!
Glad you recognize both their talents! Thanks!
DeviantART:
You called my story “wonderful”

Awwwww! Thank you so much!
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I knew it that lil @!*%§ was relate to Cordelia . . .
Another smart reader! Now I’m really in trouble! So far the story is only this one month but anything is possible . . .
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I guess being rude runs in the blood for Cordelia and her cousin Veronica.
Yep, it’s the “creepy Chase gene”! You’re in good company on that one!
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Looking forward to the naming of each others breasts.
Stay tuned!
BlondCavalier:Welcome to the Kittenboard! Wow, Wildly cool user-name!
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And coming from a horsey girl I just think you've nailed all the horsey bits!
Big relief, thanks to a family friend and
FineyMcFine for that!
Glad you liked Faith being included as well as the other counselors – THANKS!
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The bit about naming their breasts was hysterical . Just don't pick something unworthy like Momo and Binky or Mungojerry and Rumpleteaser
Welcome to the name game – yep! You’re in!
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And I'm curious to see where you go with bitchy little Veronica Chase. Will she spy for Cordelia against our girls, or will she end up being their ally? Hmmmm.......
You and me both! Inquiring minds and other kittens want to know! Thanks again!
Rick AKA Willowtaralover:Quote:
Highlights include Willow wanting to name Tara's breasts, something all kittens want to do (or is that just me?)
Absolutely not – we are many!!! Also, Cucamonga is a city in Southern California – glad you like it! AND congrats that you picked up on an important detail:
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the girls talking about how they went snooping round the camp the previous evening
Stay tuned . . .
Thank you for being so enthusiastic and for following the story – really warms my heart!
Title: How I met your mother*
Author: Ariel
Email:
blaziak@yahoo.com
Feedback: All feedback welcomed, specific input appreciated.
Rating: R rating for breast action and W/T happiness for this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, but I love to take them for a ride!
Summary: A/U before season 1, the summer after Willow's freshman year with a large dose of Queen Cordelia at her bitchy best and teen-aged angst.
*no connection to the sit-com of the same name
Thoughts are in italics.
Part 14: Celebrities and Stars
Veronica looked with apparent calm at Tara’s and Willow’s stunned faces. “Can you show my driver where to put my bags? Also, I’d like a tour.”
Tara found her voice. “You have a m-mucking out date with some stalls, first!”
Veronica frowned impatiently, “I don’t think you understand!”
Tara directed her words to Mrs. Finch. “This morning, Veronica galloped off on a horse w-without permission and almost w-went over the bluff. It took both F-faith and I to stop her. I told her to think about how d-dangerous that was while m-mucking out two stalls.”
Veronica smiled confidently at Mrs. Finch, “But I don’t have to—“
Mrs. Finch cut her off, “I’m afraid you do, Veronica. Tara is the program leader for riding here. She says who rides and who doesn’t and she deals with campers who break the rules.” She looked pointedly at Tara, “I’ll step in if I think she’s wrong and I will look into this, but for now, you’d better borrow some rubber boots and get to work.” She smiled at Veronica. “Come see me after you finish. Then we’ll take that tour and get you settled in.”
Veronica looked so shocked that Willow almost felt sorry for her as they all walked back to the barn. Tara and Faith rode off with the next group, leaving Veronica to work under Willow’s guidance. Willow pointed out the necessary tools and the other two stalls to be cleaned and Veronica didn’t say a word. The girl worked with a controlled ferocity that was effective but a little scary. Willow kept an eye on her, never turned her back on her and, for once, wished that she herself had learned how to ride. It took a little less than an hour to do both stalls and Willow was glad to send her off to find Mrs. Finch.
Tara and Faith arrived back an instant later, but had no time to talk and headed out for the third and final ride before lunch.
They came back at last and worked swiftly with the 12 year olds to tend to the horses before the lunch bell sounded. Faith headed in to help serve lunch and Tara lingered, drawing Willow into her arms.
“So t-tired, baby.” She sighed, and leaned down to put her head on Willow’s shoulder and felt Willow tighten the embrace and begin kissing and nibbling and licking her ear.
“H-hey! That tickles!”
“This is Rosenberg’s Emporium of Ear Tickling so you are definitely in the right place!” Willow switched sides, loving her girl’s giggles as Tara’s other ear got the full kissing and tickling treatment.
A tussle ensued which, according to Willow, led to “copious quantities of kissage” and left them both gasping, but smiling.
Then they caught their breath and got back to business.
“W-willow, how did Veronica do?”
“Kind of a creep fest, that kid is mega with the weirdness! I mean I’m weird too, I know, but I’m kind of a geeky weird and she’s a ‘watch out’ weird which makes you all turn-y so that she’s never behind you. I felt like I was starring in a re-make of ‘The Bad Seed’ or maybe a Hitchcock movie. But from the stall-mucky perspective she did well. I mean, look, it’s all done!”
Tara nodded. “It w-won’t be easy for someone like her to share space with a c-cabin full of other girls. She probably has her own room.”
Willow looked back at her incredulously. “Tara, she probably has her own wing of the mansion!”
Tara nodded agreement, “M-maybe we could set up a kind of dressing area.” Tara thought for a moment. “You know, I think Kate is a little shy about changing too, she’s usually the last one dressed or undressed or tries to turn her back in a corner when she changes.
Willow brightened, “so we hang an extra sheet in the corner of their room and call that corner the dressing room." She smiled shyly, "And we've got our room too,” she blushed, “at night. Uh, if you still want to, you know, with me.”
Tara stepped in front of her, cupping Willow’s face in her hands and kissing her tenderly. Then she looked straight into Willow’s eyes. “Yes I s-still want to. C-can’t you see inside my heart?” Her blue eyes shone in a way that Willow knew was just for her, “I love you, Willow.”
Willow sighed and burrowed closer; recharging her Tara-love battery, then her own natural energy was restored. She stepped back, grinning at Tara. “Remember, tonight is name-that-breast night!!”
Tara’s gave Willow a warm, crooked smile. “H-how could I forget? And why do I f-find the whole idea strangely alarming?”
Willow answered with a laugh and an arm around Tara’s waist and they walked together to lunch.
As they each grabbed a plate, they noticed people looking at them, or at least it seemed that way. Then they headed to their table and saw Devola chanting, “Cucamonga Breath, Cucamonga Breath, Cucamonga Breath,” over and over again while Katie was smiling and Towanda looked like she was about to burst with news. Veronica, on the other hand, was busy frowning into her plate.
“Wh-what’s going on?”
Towanda was blushing. “Nothing! No-thing, nothing is going on here!” She looked to Kate for help and Kate immediately said the same thing while Devola babbled so fast about nothing going on that it almost sounded like another language.
Tara and Willow exchanged confused looks, shook their heads, and worked on finishing their lunches. Then a beaming Mrs. Finch walked to the microphone, turned it on, and addressed everyone in the dining hall.
“Campers, we have a hero in our midst today; someone who saved a camper from a very serious injury or even worse. A horse was galloping towards the bluffs and a possible fall when Tara rode after it and risked her own life to pull the camper off the horse before an accident could occur. Tara, please come up here and say a few words for us.”
Tara’s face paled and she dropped her eyes.
Willow squeezed Tara’s hand under the table, remembering how frightened she’d been over the riding program presentation.
Tara stood up and walked stiffly over to Mrs. Finch. She clasped the microphone tightly, her knuckles white, and slowly raised her eyes to see everyone watching her. Suddenly she remembered walking into the dining hall that very first night; how she’d arrived before lunch but had spent hours with the horses before working up the courage to walk in just after dinner had started.
Here I am again and they’re all watching me again. She gulped. Then took a deep breath and looked around, seeing Kate and Devola and Towanda beaming with pride, seeing Bettina wave at her and Willow . . . seeing Willow loving her, proud of her. Then she looked and saw Faith slouching in the corner, hot from bringing out the food, and wearing her apron. Faith wasn’t embarrassed because no one had said a word about what she’d done. Suddenly Tara gripped the mike firmly. She wasn’t afraid anymore.
“You heard part of the story and the campers saw m-me bring the girl b-back but it was too far off for them to see everything. I h-have to tell you that I c-couldn’t have done anything if Faith hadn’t risked her l-life to lean over, grab the reins, and turn G-ghost away from the edge of the bluff. Without Faith’s courage and r-riding skill, I w-would’ve been too late and s-something t-terrible could have happened. F-faith, come up here, okay?”
Faith jerked herself upright, then walked to the front and stood by Tara who slid an arm around her shoulders then started talking.
“Faith, th-thank you for doing what you did; for s-saving someone. You are a real hero and I am r-really glad that you’re with the r-riding program because today, you m-made the difference.”
She handed the mike to Faith and eye-witnesses would later swear that Faith was actually blushing. “Thanks T. and thanks Mrs. F. Hey, it’s all true I’m a hero and,” she swallowed then looked up with her mega-watt grin, “autographs will be signed throughout the day!” She shoved the mike at Mrs. Finch and bolted to the kitchen with Tara leading the applause that followed her. Then Tara quickly shook Mrs. Finch’s proffered hand and raced back to her seat before the applause ended and she had to talk again.
Tara accepted the pats and hugs from her kids, then noticed that Veronica had left. Tara scanned the room, and then saw Veronica out on the porch listening to Cordelia who was bending down and talking rapidly. Then Cordelia looked around, saw Tara watching, then put a hand on Veronica’s shoulder and they both walked away. Tara sighed, seeing a long, hard journey ahead.
Tara was relieved to have lunch end. Being congratulated and asked for details was very difficult. Finally she and Willow headed back for the last two rides of the day, walking as usual, with their arms around each other’s waists.
“Willow,” Tara said anxiously, looking intently into her eyes. “I’ve been thinking since we talked. I f-feel funny about sleeping together in our cabin, n-now that we’re lovers.” Tara blushed, it felt so good and so awkward to say ‘lover’ out loud. “It’s different now. I want you s-so much. But I’m worried about m-making too much noise and scaring the kids.”
Willow tried to keep her voice light, “We could stop the smoochies and keep the snuggles.” They looked at each other longingly. Willow’s voice was a little breathless, “Maybe we can’t, actually.”
Tara swallowed thickly and nodded. “So what do we do?”
“No ‘melting’ in our cabin?”
Tara nodded reluctantly. “M-maybe we keep our sleep clothes on, but we can still t-touch and kiss each other and m-maybe we sh-should stop at second base.”
Tara caught Willow’s inquiring look, “uh, w-waist up.”
Willow nodded, anguish and need in her eyes. “I want to give you what you gave me that night, touch you everywhere. You’re so beautiful, Tara.”
The longing in Tara’s eyes matched her own. “W-we have the memory of l-last night. I guess that has to be enough.”
Suddenly Willow grabbed Tara’s hands. “No! This is a logic problem. It’s about timing and schedules and managing variables.” She grinned, “And I’m GREAT at logic!”
Tara smiled, then suddenly raised Willow’s hands to her lips, kissing each fingertip. “While you’re w-working, know that every time you t-touch your face you’ll have a kiss from me.”
Willow couldn’t talk past the lump in her throat, but her smile was tender and she kissed each one of Tara’s fingertips in return.
The afternoon swim with their kids went well. Veronica didn’t talk to anyone, but she seemed content to swim and there was no trouble. Willow had fun carrying Mouse around and trying to sneak up on Tara for the little girl to poke Tara’s breast again, but Tara was on guard this time and always saw them coming. Meanwhile Devola tried to convince anyone who would listen that the Loch Ness Monster’s cousin lived in the lake and would devour anyone who looked too tasty. The swim ended in a game of Marco Polo and they enjoyed a relaxing moment laying in the sun and drying off.
Dinner was a thick stew with salad, fresh fruit, and apple pie for dessert. Then most of their kids joined a game of freeze tag in the yard outside the dining hall.
Tonight was a cabin night so kids took cards or games into their cabin. A few wrote letters on the table, there was a game of “Go Fish”, and Devola was telling stories. Someone asked Tara to sing them a song and she agreed, offering a ‘foolery’ song about a crazy family in the Kentucky Hills:
My uncle Dan’s a crazy man he thinks he is the wind
And Aunt always sends him on outside to blow dry the clothes she’s pinned
He waves his arms and whistles, stirs up quite a breeze
And I never see’d a happier sight than him a-dancin’ with the leaves!
They acted out each ‘crazy’ relative while Tara sang the verse. Then they joined in the chorus and finally collapsed on the floor in a giggle fit when the song was over. Of course they wanted more, but Tara and Willow were firm and everybody marched to the bathroom for face washing and teeth cleaning and were finally in bed and finally asleep.
Willow and Tara waited, then walked softly around the room to be sure everyone was asleep. Fortunately the combination of exercise, a big dinner, and a long day worked its magic and they all slept deeply. Then Willow and Tara moved into their room, shut the door firmly behind them, and cuddled up in Tara’s bed.
Willow, as usual, was eager to jump in and get the breast naming finished. She whispered, “How about ‘Dibs’ and ‘Booya’? She saw Tara’s confused look. ‘Dibs’ means that I have uh dibs on your breasts and ‘Booya’ means uh ‘Booya’!”
She saw Tara’s expression. “Okay, we’ll forget about that one.” She began caressing Tara’s breasts eagerly and saw Tara’s raised eyebrow.
“I’m fact finding!” She blushed but wasn’t about to stop. “Uh, research mode here!” She grinned. “Hands on research!”
Tara grinned and whispered, “How about ‘Hoppy’ and ‘Horn toad’ for you?”
Willow shuddered, “Nothing hoppy!”
“Th-then ‘Horn toad’ and ‘Horn dog’.”
Willow shuddered again, “No Horn Toads, frogs, tadpoles! And no ‘horn’ this or ‘horn’ that period!” She looked hard at Tara. “Try again.”
Tara couldn’t resist, “’Jub-jub’ and ‘Svetlana’?” she suggested innocently.
“Taaaaara!”
Tara tried to co-operate, “I l-like Shakespeare and Twelfth Night is my favorite comedy; how about ‘Viola’ and ‘Olivia’?”
Willow shook her head ‘no’.
Tara grinned wickedly. “Then ‘Aguecheek’ and ‘Belch’?”
Willow sat bolt upright. “‘Belch’! That is so totally disgusting!”
Tara pretended not to notice her reaction. “Hmm. “I l-like classical references. ‘Venus’ and ‘Aphrodite’? H-how about ‘Agrippina’ and ‘Messalina’? We could call them ‘Aggie’ and ‘Mess’ for short.”
Willow’s whisper was a hiss. “You are NOT naming my breasts ‘Aggie’ and ‘Mess’! Besides, two can play at that game! How about ‘Boolean’ and ‘Algebra’?”
Tara pretended to consider it. “’Boo’ and ‘Al’ for short. Hmmmm. Don’t think so.”
“Pi and Fibonacci?”
Tara pretended to give an exasperated sigh but she was smiling. “I’ve got it! How about ‘Pinky’ and ‘Pointy’ for the f-first night we met?”
“Only if I can do ‘Brown-y’ and ‘Boinky’ for you.”
“That’s out,” Tara said firmly.
“Wait!” Willow smiled. “You’re into cats right?”
Tara gave a cautious nod.
“Well, I saw the musical ‘Cats’ and there’s two cats, Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer. They’re even in a song!” She whisper-sang,
“’Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer;
We’re a notorious couple of cats!’”
Then her face lit up. “Tara! We could change the lyrics to,
“’Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer;
We’re a notorious couple of
breasts!’
Then your breasts would have their own theme song.” She looked eagerly at Tara. “What do you say?”
“I s-say that you’ve gone crazy!”
Willow gave her ‘puppy dog eyes’, “then how about ‘Momo’ and ‘Binky’.
“Next!”
“’Yogi’ and ‘Boo-boo’?
“Next!”
“‘Morticia’ and ‘Gomez’?”
Tara was stunned, “’Morticia’ and ‘GOMEZ’?”
“They’re a very romantic couple!” Willow defended her suggestion, “Morticia speaks French!”
Suddenly Tara started tickling her and Willow was wiggling all over the bed feeling the laughter inside her building to critical mass. Between silent snorts and strangled gasps she managed to whisper, “‘Daffy’ and ‘Bugs’, ‘Shaggy’ and ‘Scooby-Do’?” Then in a burst of inspiration she broke free of Tara’s tickling fingers, sat astride her stomach, and actually pinned her wrists down. “Got it! ‘Xena’ and ‘Gabrielle’!”
Tara shook her head ‘no’.
Willow pouted. “I think we’re all with the off track-y badness here.” Then she laid down beside her lover and paused to meet Tara’s eyes, letting their special magic wash over her. She felt the joy, the delight, and the sheer amazement of it all as she leaned down, capturing Tara’s full lower lip in her mouth to caress it.
Tara sighed, gave herself fully to the kiss and felt herself
getting shiver-y. Then she pulled Willow on top of her so that their legs tangled together.
Willow’s voice was a mumbled breath, warm against her neck. “’Wet’ and ‘Wetter’.”
Tara’s reply was a husky whisper, “We’d h-have to use it for both of us then.” She gave Willow a hug and ran her hands inside Willow’s pajama top then up and down the slender beauty of Willow’s back. Then Willow straddled Tara’s thigh and used her arms to brace her upper body above Tara’s and arch her back.
Tara stared longingly at the perfect breasts just above her and lifted her head to take a soft nipple into her mouth, loving the feel of it hardening with every touch of her tongue. Then she cupped it in her hand to warm it while she pleasured Willow’s other breast. She sighed. “Mmmmm. ‘Milk’ and ‘Honey’ I think. She caressed them lovingly, “or m-maybe ‘Precious’ and ‘Delicious’. Let’s think about those choices. Then she kissed each breast again. “‘Milk’ and ‘Honey’” she said finally. “’Milk’” is on your right and ‘Honey’ is on your left.”
Willow smiled and nodded her acceptance. Then Willow slid over to lay by Tara’s side and rested her head in her hand, leaning on her elbow. She cupped one of Tara’s breasts and moved it in slow circles, loving the warm swell moving under her hand. “’Mare’” she said suddenly, naming the breast she touched. Then she touched the other “and ‘Amor’, Latin for—“
“’Sea’ and ‘Love’,” Tara answered dreamily. “That feels so good.” She smiled at Willow “and I like the names, too.”
Willow got down to business. “We’re all up with the naming!” Then she gave Tara a confused look. “So how do you baptize a breast? I mean, that’s pretty Christian and maybe I’m not totally jumpin’ with the Jewish but I’m not carrying the cross, either.” She saw Tara’s amused smile. “I’m serious. How do you baptize a breast?”
“With kisses,” Tara said simply; and Willow agreed.
When they finished, it was difficult but they stuck to their rule and made sure that Tara’s tank top and Willow’s pajama top were pulled down so that any unexpected awakenings from their kids would find them appropriately dressed. Then they kissed goodnight several times and fell sweetly asleep in each other’s arms.
Note: Tara's breasts are pronounced "Mar-ay" for sea and "Ah-mor" for love - not international phonetic alphabet, but fairly close!
