The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[satinpaper]

They're in the process of customizing your order to your specific skin type and general molecule structure, it's going to take a while, but don't worry, they'll send it to you personally, because your personal cosmetic needs and skin smoothness are vital to them.

Who decides what color toilet paper should be?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

The elves of course.

Why do I hate vegetables?

[Boschi]

A: You have a repressed memory of carrot rage.

Q: Why me?

[jay/wt4evr]

If you were you, and I were I, who would you pick? You of course!

Fluffy, that's a cute word.
But why pillows are fluffy'

[Miss Elly]

So the bed mites don't get all uncomfortable.


Why don't pigs fly?

[sweet satin lover]

Because the fairies stole their wings.

Why is there always one person who sticks their nose in your personal buisness when they shouldn't?

[gorn]

I once dated a midget, but she was always sticking her nose in my personal business.

Anything good on tv tonight?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Oh yes. Go to Channel 1072 and you will be blown away by the fantastic World of Static, which runs 24 hours a day. Couldn't live without it.

Why isn't the world nocturnal?

[gorn]

Half of it is.

Why don't Kansas and Arkansas rhyme?

[Paint the Sky]

Up until 1895 the inhabitants of both states always spoke in rhyming couplets. It was a lyical and poetic time, but when the free prose party took control they outlawed all rhyming and anyone indulging in iambic pentametre was sentenced to twenty years hard labour.


Why is it when our feet are cold, all of our body feels cold?

[Leaf]

A: Your feet are the boss of you. It's a union thing. Don't argue.

Q: What are the chances of me actually doing my taxes correctly this year?

[woahnellie]

Taxes are evil. And they like to see people mess them up so they can torture us.

Why do tigers have stripes?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Well see, there was the sales when the felines chose their marks. The tiggers being smarts and all got to choose pretty fast. They found it so sexy, they chose the stripes.
As you can see, the lions couln't get any marks. So they are naked.

Why are they 4 wheels on the cars?

[thiswomanswork]

There used to be only 3, but back in 1948 there was a sudden surplus of rubber, and auto makers were encouraged to add another for economic reasons.

How do they get those giant cranes that they use to make buildings from place to place?

[Miss Elly]

They use witches to take them into the sky and drop them down to where they need to be.

How did the Latin language die?

[thiswomanswork]

It was assassinated by the CIA, at the orders of J. Edgar Hoover.

Who puts the filling inside of oreos?

[sweet satin lover]

Me of cpurse lol I wish,
No it is the Oreo Fairy otherwise known as Oreolla, she has wings made of candy and puts the magical filling in late at night when no one is watching.

Why does my Kitty jump all over me when I am trying to sleep?

[jay/wt4evr]

She's trying to get into your dreams and become a sexy kitten known as little bunny

why?

[gorn]

why? WHY?? I've asked myself that a thousand times, and the answer is always the same ... I just couldn't help myself.

I am often told Rome wasn't built in a day, which actually makes sense. How long, then, did it take?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Well this is a good question... Some historians and mathematicians have made calculations, it seems Rome was good with the delay. Indeed, they made it in One and a half day. That was one of the best realistation of this company. Xander was in the team if I remember wel the article.

Who turn on and off the light of the sun everyday?

[jay/wt4evr]

pfft don't you know it? I mean, EVERYBODY knows it. even I know it.
I think my dg and maybe my cat know it.
oh I forgot WALLS know it!!!!!!
so, how can you not know???
The rest is history.......why not geography??

[thiswomanswork]

Because if the rest was geography, then no one would ever want to tell a story, because you'd have to draw a frelling map at the end of each chapter. Who wants that? No one. And that's why the rest is history.

Why the heck is Shakespeare so famous, anyway?

[hondos]

Who is Shakespeare????


Why is W president??

[thiswomanswork]

((giggles)) OK, get ready for this one... remembering the rules of this thread, the only answer I can give is:

Because he won the election, fair and square!


How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop, anyway?

[hondos]

They still don't know.Everyone who has tried has died before they have gotten to the center so it's possible this maybe forever one of life's great mysteries.



Why is envy green?

[thiswomanswork]

Well, as you know, feeling envy is definitely not easy on a person. As such, the natural colour is one that is similarly not easy. Green.

How the heck do airplanes fly, anyway?

[gorn]

I'm not a pilot or anything, but as I understand it you just step on the gas and pull back on the stick and off you go. Just like that.

How come no one is ever named Mortimer anymore? I kinda liked that name ...

[thiswomanswork]

Oh, didn't you hear? It's international law. Got passed in '76, right after that Brazilian noodle incident. Only rodents and people with glass eyes can name their children Mortimer now. And frankly, it was about time someone put a stop to such tragedy.

But what I've always wanted to know is, what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa?

[gorn]

The story goes he's buried under the goal post in Giants Stadium, but that's just bs. He's actually buried under the goal post in Jets Stadium. How he got there, though, I'm not at liberty to say.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[thiswomanswork]

Because it's made of wood and designed to be sat at and written on... just like a writing desk! I swear, I don't know how people can miss these things, I really don't.

What happened to Michael Jackson's face?