The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[JujuDeRoussie]

I have no idea what you are talking about, look at picture of him as a child and now and he is exactly the same!

How comes redheads don't tan, just redden?

[thiswomanswork]

Because they're always blushing on the inside from all the naughty thoughts they're thinking. More sun just makes it more visible.

Why do Kittens like smut so very, very much?

[JujuDeRoussie]

That's because of the slang, Pussy being used so much in a smutty way rather than in what it truly means, all kittens have become naughtier and love very much smut


Why are they knowing on my building roof?

[hondos]

Because I asked them to.I wanted you to wake up so that you could come over to the kitten and get your post level elevated.It cost me a pretty penny to I will tell you.Spooky will invoice you this week sometime.




Why won't Amber Benson return my calls or write me back?

[gorn]

I'm almost reluctant to say this, but ... Amber Benson is not real. Yes, I know we all love her so much and she's brought us all so much happiness, but the truth is Amber Benson is just an actress played by Tara when she's not busy helping fight Evil in Sunnydale.

Why half a camel?

[hondos]

Because they knew that Tara and Willow would have a conversation about the pound and animals so the FCC changed it to half instead of whole cause a gay couple using the word whole while on a bed is far to suggestive and could harm the "normal" people who may have watched the episode family.


Why do ants like picnics?

[thiswomanswork]

Have you ever seen an ant try to get a decent table at a restaurant? There's heavy anti-ant bias in the industry, you know. All in all, it's just easier to go the picnic route.

What were the sixties really about, at heart?

[gorn]

Actually, Heart didn't debut until '76, so they really had nothing at all to do with the 60's.

I got up to make a sandwich and now I've lost my train of thought ... what the hell was I going to ask?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Why on Earth you never came in France.. I think that was that Gorn
That or "why can't the Thursdays be every day?"

But don't ask me the answers to this!


Who paint the trees' leaves during autumn?

[Boschi]

A: Guerillas hired by URP - (Union for Red Pigments).

Q: Has gorn even been to France??

[kisstheviolets]

A: yes. in fact, he's seen london, he's seen france, and he's even seen ladies underpants.

Q: why is my chick magnet set to "crazies only"?

[gorn]

Guilty on all counts, except that part about France.

Alas, but the famed Chick Magnet has but one setting (when was the last time you heard anyone say, "I can't keep these stable, well-adjusted women off me!").

Guess what?

[thiswomanswork]

Alas, but the famed Chick Magnet has but one setting (when was the last time you heard anyone say, "I can't keep these stable, well-adjusted women off me!").

OK, that made me laugh a lot. It's funny 'cos it's true.

Guess what?

I have no need to 'guess' what. I already know what. I called Miss Cleo's Psychic Hotline this morning, you see, and I asked her what's what. She certainly gave me the what for. So now I totally know what.


How accurate are fortune cookie fortunes?

[JujuDeRoussie]

On a base of 3962 who accepted to answer, and after counting how many different fortunes there were, we made some calculus. (Yay Texas Instrument! LOL). Depending on at which moment you open your cookie, the weather, and your part of the world, we were able to say that they were as accurate as that.



Why does the money not fall from the sky?

[thiswomanswork]

Oh, I know! I, too, miss those days when a good thunderstorm meant being able to buy a new car. But alas, ever since the United Nations passed article 1583, with those robotic cash-catchers buzzing around the stratosphere all the time, you're lucky if you manage to find pocket change on the ground. Ahh, how times change.

I keep hearing that 'the butler did it'. But no one has ever told me what it is that he did?

[JujuDeRoussie]

Ahhh well.. If you don't know it's maybe because it is best for ya... It is pretty hard to hear what he did... He... HeforgottoputthechoclatechipsinthecakeforWillow'sFifthbirthday!


There.. you wanted it, you got it! Hopefully it will not put your mood down ((hugs))


Why is tehre so many Jonh Smith?

[thiswomanswork]

HeforgottoputthechoclatechipsinthecakeforWillow'sFifthbirthday!

No. No! It can't be true... it can't!

Why is tehre so many Jonh Smith?

Well, there's actually only one. It's just that he's actually an alien time traveller who changes bodies, so naturally you see him all over the place and people think there are a lot of them.

But really, is time travel even possible?

[JujuDeRoussie]

As said Adidas: Impossible is Nothing!


Where did the iron of my blood go?

[gorn]

Shit! Is Magneto breaking out of prison again?

Why aren't there more 3D movies?

[thiswomanswork]

The insurance is just too high. The screens keep getting torn on the sharp corners of the 3-D objects.

Why didn't they ever find any WMDs in Iraq?

[gorn]

Iraq is predominantly an Arab nation, and there are no W's, M's, nor D's to be found in Arabic.

Is tainted beef anything like forbidden fruit?

[thiswomanswork]

Hey, as long as there's enough BBQ sauce on it, who can tell the difference anyway?

How did the Lambada become 'the forbidden dance'?

[gorn]

I think it's in the Ten Commandments, "Thou shalt have no other dances before Me" or something like that. It's a pretty smutty dance, so that makes sense.

Whatever happened to doo-wop?

[thiswomanswork]

It disappeared once someone put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop. Tragic, really.

Just how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

[gorn]

It depends on what state you're in. In West Virginia, I think it's only like two.

Why can't zebras be tamed?

[Paint the Sky]

It's all down to the black and white stipes. There has been centuries of debate on just where the saddle should be placed. Some said the buckle to fasten it should rest on a white stripe and others say on the black. As a decision could never be reached zebra's have been left to roam free and have never been tamed.


Why exactly does time fly when you're having fun?

[Zodiax]

They fly because the sandman wants more sleep to get rid of his eyebags.

Why is water transparent?

[jay/wt4evr]

Cos it's written in the books

Why there are so many languages?

[JujuDeRoussie]

What? No. You're wrong, there is only one language. Ask a baby from China to talk with a baby from Nigeria and another Baby from Canada, they'll all talk and understand each other;
So there are so many languages 'cause there is actually only one.

(and then on a beautiful note you could add the language of Luuuuuuve lol but nah, not here )


How does a butterfly make an hurricane?

[jay/wt4evr]

didn't you know it has a hidden cloud to make em??

why penguins can't fly?