The Questions and (un)-Answers game

[JujuDeRoussie]

Because there are no fish in the sky...


Why doesn't Imageshack.us want to upload the picture I try since yesterday, even though it is a good format?

[jay/wt4evr]

Cos they want bad formats!

Why Earth sounds like heart?

[umgaynow]

A: It's got a good beat but you can't dance to it...I give it a 4

Q: What exactly is it that men think is going to happen when they stand staring at the engine of a broken down car for long periods of time?

[jay/wt4evr]

They're trying to get te super gaze os Superman to fix the car[blockquote]

Why does the dog bark?[/blockquote]

[gorn]

Probably because it still isn't Thursday yet, and he hasn't had enough coffee to adequately cope. It's not his fault; he's really a nice dog.

I don't watch it much myself, but the Food Network runs almost constantly in my house. So I'm sitting there one day watching The Barefoot Contessa ... and I swear to God she never took off her shoes even once. I don't think I've EVER seen her barefoot, come to think of it. What's up with that?

[dlline]

"Barefoot Contessa" is apparently a slang term used in the Hamptons by rich people because they find the term "fag hag" vulgar. I mean, really, are all of her friends florists and decorators?

Tina Turner once asked, in a song, "What's love got to do with it?" So... what's love got to do with it?

[jay/wt4evr]

love has got everything to do with it, in fact ancients rules says that evry letter of the word 'love' means something different for each word, reckoning that evry word means something different for each letter, and so on and so forth.

why the is smiling? I mean, it's hammering s.one/s.thing!

[woahnellie]

because loves his job. I mean who wouldn't. I'd love to bash people heads in all day.

how do candles get the scent inside of them?

[umgaynow]

A: The same way onions do

OK...that was a crap question I had posted about winter...let's try a new one?

B If you take medicine for a headache when you have a backache or some other ache as well, how does it know which part of your body it's supposed to go to?

[gorn]

A: GPS

Q: We can all agree that green M&M's make you horny ... but why?

[Paint the Sky]

Green food colouring was actually developed by the catholic church and contains a powerful aphrodiasic. They hoped minds clouded by lust, after ingesting any food containing the compound, would forget to use contraceptives resulting in possible pregancy and therefore fulfiling the only true purpose of coitus.

(No offense to practising catholics intended, or those who do not indulge in hetero coupling.)

Headphones for ipods etc, why is the cable so damn long?

[Zodiax]

Because it's to keep your toast warm (:

Why do songs get stuck in your head?

[jay/wt4evr]

Cos after they've entered your head they get trapped between your ears

Why hasn't the air got any colour?

[CrazyTaraWitch]

Of course it has colour! You just can't see it, cause of the fairies flying around; it's their job to make it appear invisible.

What causes itchiness?

[Zodiax]

It's when the little elves living in mushrooms start to dance. Their joy makes you happily itchy.

What makes rocks?

[jay/wt4evr]

Rocks are stupid thoughts!! so many rocks, as many stupid people!
Why clouds look like shapes but aren't real?

[She_is_the_strangest_girl]

they are, you just need to be wearing the special rose tinted glasses to see the magical creatures that roam around up there

why does my tummy long for popcorn whenever im watching a film?

[whatmakesyouhappy]

Every movie puts in subliminal messages that say eat popcorn,buy candy and a large soda it just moves so fast over the screen that only your subconscious mind see's it and sends the message to your tummy.






When it rains do cotton fields shrink?

[jay/wt4evr]

Yeah, and sheeps too

You see a girl. a hot one. you like her. she likes you. why is so damn hard to get together?

[Boschi]

Foot in mouth disease.

What is my motivation?

[umgaynow]

I don't know...but I suspect it may have something to do with that drooling vermicious knid behind you

Why do Hollywood casting directors seem to think that children with freakishly large heads and speech impediments are cuter than ordinary children?

[Boschi]

Because they all yearn to build a band called Kewpielicious

Why do some of my chickens have fluffy feet?

[whatmakesyouhappy]

They have there house slippers on or cope slippers





can someone pleaseeeeee tell me how people voted twice for G.W.Bush I just don't get it!!!

[umgaynow]

Well, you see child...in the south they have very very large extended families which are all inbred and so it makes it very easy to call in all your cousins and control their minds in whatever fashion you may choose...especially if you have RC Cola, Pork Rinds and some old HeeHaw tapes (if HeeHaw is not available you might try playing a little Boxcar Willie or Slim Whitman)

Why do they have canned air, don't all empty cans have air in them?

[DreamLover]

Well you see the difference between empty air and canned air is really simple. It's the smell!! Empty air doesn't smell and canned air does. And now your probably wondering how they stick smelly air in a can. Well every day the management team of the company eats cilli for breakfast and lunch. Well the effect of cilli eating is smelly smell that will develop within 10 minutes or so. It's all proven by Einstein but the real power of the smell is after 15-20 minuets. That's when the management team will do there stretch gym thing and then take there seats on the canes. It's really difficult to close the canes without letting the gas slip away so that's top secret. But now you also know why there is a flame warning sign on the can. Because it's smelly gas!!!! highly explosive.



Why is right, right and not left?

[HC]

Carlos Right beat his arch rivel Johan Van DeSmut in the world's first ever game of strip poker and it was named after him to commemorate.
Carlos was also one of the Right brothers who invented the sky.


Why aren't sticks, sticky?

[She_is_the_strangest_girl]

they are, you must have been lucky & avoided the tree sap

ah so many years of getting that in my hair when exploring jungles...aka playing in my garden & tree climbing




why can you sometimes (eg now) hear the rain, but not see it?

[thiswomanswork]

Ninjas with rainsticks. Their motivations, however, are best left unknown.

Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?

[whatmakesyouhappy]

They made english so hard that only really smart people and rocket scientist are the only ones that can figure it out and look down on all the people that don't talk good.





Why don't squirrels and birds get shocked when they walk across and sat on electric wires

[sweet satin lover]

They do but they are just too cool to let it show, its only when they get home that the frizz shows and tehy then have to use a special conditioner.

Why did Harvey on Sabrina wear those lame hats in season 2?