The sentence game thread.

[Pinocchio1940]

They had, of course, forgotten that Anya was forbidden to speak to anyone again, because she had created her own wish.

[umgaynow]

"not a problem," Xander quipped, "It just distracts me when she talks during sex anyway...I'm sorry but reminiscing about evisceration just doesn't get me hot."

[Pinocchio1940]

"You know, I feel sorry for you." Tara said as she magically created a partner for Xander out of thin air. "Promise not to disturb us anymore."

[umgaynow]

"Thanks Tara...really," Xander muttered meekly, "but do you think I could have one without a penis?"

[hondos]

"Well I just thought that it would be nice for at least one of you to have a penis."

[Pinocchio1940]

"TARA! What did you do?" Willow snapped her finger, removing the penis, "Xander likes girls, not guys..."

[umgaynow]

"Well, I figured someone around here ought to like 'em!"

[Pinocchio1940]

"You're speaking too much sexy talk." Willow teased, "I know Xander too well. He's not interested in us romantically."

[jay/wt4evr]

'Enough about Xander...'

[Pinocchio1940]

Tara placed her hand between Willow's legs and started to rub. "You're mine, baby and I want to play."

[umgaynow]

"Mmmmmm...I don't mind at all, " Willow moaned "But it'd be better for me if everyone else left first"

[Pinocchio1940]

Tara had forgotten Xander was in the room, so she teleported Xander and locked the door behind him. "Now where were we? Ah, yes..." Tara said, sexually.

[umgaynow]

"I was about to apply the luscious chocolate coating..."

[jay/wt4evr]

Willow whined 'But I prefer icing!!!'

[Pinocchio1940]

Tara chuckled and snapped her finger. Willow found herself naked while Tara was sexually-clad in a nurse outfit. "You can have both, my dear."

[jay/wt4evr]

But at that very moment a cute doc entered the room

[umgaynow]

Tara looked up from her task of icing Willow's nipples, so that the MagicShell chocolate coating would harden when applied, turning to address the doctor, "Unless you are delivering the whipped cream, boy do you have the wrong room!"

[Pinocchio1940]

The doctor blushed and left the room. Tara darkened the room after preparing Willow, licking her lips. Tara disrobed, teasing Willow in the process.

[umgaynow]

Tara shrieked, "Look out Willow! There's an army of frogs behind you!"
The redhead gave her girlfriend a playful swat, "I don't think that's the kind of teasing we're supposed to be going for here..."

[Pinocchio1940]

"I know, but I was teasing you two ways." Tara glanced down at her naked flesh, her pride bulding. "Since this surrounding is only our creation, I think it's time I had my way with you."

[umgaynow]

"Had your way?...do I look like Burger King to you?" Willow teased. Tara reached a hand behind the redhead's neck and pulled her into a deep, soul-searing kiss, "Oh...mmm...OK...gee..." she half-gasped, "Since you put it that way..."

[sweet satin lover]

Suddenly a noise broke the kiss, Tara stepped protectively in front of Willow as....

[Pinocchio1940]

they heard someone knocking at the front door. It was Doris, the disgruntled ex-social worker.

[umgaynow]

"I know I look like a big ole hippie," Tara scolded, hand on hip "But I told you, Doris...I DON'T have any magic weed!"

[Pinocchio1940]

"I'm not as stupid as I appear - Since I heard my coffee sing and dance, I know something is up." Doris snarled, "Thanks to your friend, I'm out of a job."

[umgaynow]

"So you've made it your mission to spend you newfangled leisure time preventing her friends from having hot sex with their girlfriends?" Willow snarked.

[Pinocchio1940]

Doris blushed bright red, and closed her open mouth. Willow had said more than she needed to hear, so she decided it was smart to leave. Tara however, had called the police because Doris was trespassing.

[umgaynow]

"I like the way you think, sweetie..." Willow giggled, "Do you think the cops would let us borrow some handcuffs?"

[Pinocchio1940]

Tara looked at Willow gently. "I don't think so, sweetie. I can create them for our play, but.." Tara was cut off by close police sirens. Doris was too late.

[umgaynow]

"I'm sorry Doris, but I warned you about The Annoying Civil Servant Act," the officer said with a swagger, "And you're not even officially one of those anymore...but I'm gonna have to take you downtown anyway."