Bumper Stickers

[woahnellie]

i saw one the other day that said: Next time wave all your fingers at me. lol

[JustSkipIt]

The guy down the street is an engineer and his bumper sticker says "My other car is a slipform paver."

[dlline]

One I saw in Vegas:

"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

[Emms]

I saw the best anti-bush bumper sticker ever yesterday!

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.

[JustSkipIt]

I've been seeing this cool one lately that says Coexist but look at the link.

[dlline]

I saw the Coexist one too.

love this one:

"I'm mean because you're stupid."

[skittles]

for the Coexist stuff go to

www.peacemonger.org

[JustSkipIt]

I saw a great one the other day. First you have to understand that people from Texas A&M are called "Aggies" and it's a whole thing. There is a whole genre of Aggie jokes like how many Aggies does it take... So the other day I saw a car that was obviously driven by an Aggie because there were 5-6 pro-Aggie bumper stickers on it and it had one that said "Honk if I'm an Aggie!"

[JustSkipIt]

My wife saw one yesterday that said "Sorry I'm going so fast but I really need to poop." And it had a little cartoon of poop on it too.

[JustSkipIt]

Yesterday RAchel saw "The only Bush I want to see in the White House is Hillary's"

[betsy O'shea]

One I saw in a Molly Ivins book "What's their sand doing over our oil?"
( poke at the war)

and

"Never try to teach a pig to sing.

First, it's impossible. Second, it greatly annoys the pig."

[WebWarlock]

I just bought a Cthulhu fish to put on my mini-van.

I know, it's a little mean spirited, but hey.

Tim

[myfamiliar2824]

My car has
I love waking up early mornings at the crack of noon.

[JustSkipIt]

I saw one today that said: "Jesus would slap the shit out of you." I don't generally like mean stickers but I laughed and laughed.

[JustSkipIt]

My wife has been looking for some stickers for her new car (because it's a kind of boring color: silver). I was saying that I really like positive rather than negative ones. So she just went to the lesbian bookstore and came home with a few Goddess ones and one that says, "Just say No to Negativity." LOL>

[woahnellie]

Squirrels Natures Little Speed Bumps

[Sn0wflak3]

Lmfao! That's terrible! :( Poor squirrels :S lol!!

[JustSkipIt]

I saw one the other day that said:

"The real Jesus forgives your Jesus for being a greedy Republican warmonger."

On one hand, kind of mean toned but forgiveness (yay!)

[kisstheviolets]

just saw this on a t-shirt and i sooo want it: "if you think lawyer jokes are funny, next time you're in a jam call a comedian." hahaha so true.

and because i love "your mom" jokes... "i use your mom so often i should have prescriptive easement."

and the t-shirt i want cause i'm a perve? "adversely possess me."

ohhh lawyer humor, how i love thee.

[ellbogen]

Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.

God, protect me from your followers

Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft, destroying capitalism, and becoming a lesbian (<= paraphrase, but this is the gist. It's based on one of the plethora of ignorant quotes by Pat Robertson)

[Sorry]

Just found these:

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Lead Me Not Into Temptation, I Can Find It Myself.

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It.

[umgaynow]

two that are very appropriate for this time of year..."Leaf Peeping Season" as it's known hereabouts

Why do they call it tourist season if we're not allowed to hunt them?

Welcome to New Hampshire...now go home!

[JustSkipIt]

Today I saw "Prayer Warrior" with a set of praying hands. It was a really cool image. Like an army of people praying fervently. I thought of Tara_the_Phoenix a bit.

[JustSkipIt]

I saw one today that said, "I support the separation of Church and Hate."

Yesterday, I saw, not a bumper sticker but a moving truck for a company apparently called:

Two Guys Moving

Two Gals Packing


Do you think maybe the owners don't know what that means?

[jay/wt4evr]

this one is right it's on www.humpingfrogs.com and says
"Born stupid? Try again!!

[Miss Elly]

It wasn't a sticker but I saw something funny on someones car. The car was a Tacoma and the guy took off the 'ma' part to it so he had a car that said Taco...

[mandyanyone]

[Lifty]

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

[jay/wt4evr]

2 kinds of people:genius and who say they are.
I'm a genius.

[EvilKittycatofdoom]

I really like this one:

Freedom of religion means any religion