Chat room potpourri

[jasmydae]

Hey, all. We've been telling a lot of improv stories in the new chat room lately, and since not all of them fall under the "Bed Time Story" umbrella we have decided to make a thread for those too early--or too risqué--to post there.

Stories will follow.

~ Megan

p.s. The chat room rocks. Come say hi!

[JujuDeRoussie]

Hello Kittens,

The other day I felt like telling a story to the Kittens present in the chatroom, but it wasn't near bedtime to any of them.
So, here it is. It's a short rough work, with that in mind, any comment is welcome.
Parts in bold are the story.

[center]The Evil Diaper[/center]

***

JuJu: Willow Rosenberg was a smart woman. She always had been. Good student in English and languages, very good in sciences, excellent in Maths, and one of the very best in all that touched computers (software and hardware). She was also

Elrad: an alien

JuJu: excellent at puzzles. Yet, here she was, at a total loss as to how change a diaper.

Star Catcher:
Star Catcher:

JuJu: Her three days old son was crying, begging his mother to get him clean and changed. She had managed to take the spoiled diaper off, she had managed to clean most of the poop... (damn babies drinking only milk!), but now she was trying to get him really well cleaned, without hurting him.

Star Catcher: aww, poor baby

JuJu: She had heard her wife tell her, "he won't break, you pull at his leg that way to expose his rosy cheeks, wipe, put this lotion here so his skin isn't suffering of being inside diapers, and then you put a clean diaper on."
But she was sure she would hurt him. It scared her so much. Never had she held such a treasure before. She thought Tara's love was the most wonderful thing in the world, then her wife gave birth to this little wonder.

Star Catcher: ^^

JuJu: It had taken them four long years to get pregnant. Four years of insemination, injection, and such... Two miscarriages, too. That had been so awful.
JuJu: More than once, they had wanted to give up. They had wanted to adopt. Alas it wasn't so easy, being lesbian and all...

Star Catcher: :(

JuJu: This little Prince was the result of their last try. The last chance. They had sworn to stop after this try, they couldn't afford any more without keeping an eventual child from a good trust fund, and neither could they afford more failures emotionally.
JuJu: So, it was understandable that Willow Rosenberg, genius, was in awe in front of such wonder, and also afraid of hurting him.

Star Catcher: it is

JuJu: Diapers were also evil little things, they seemed easy to put on, but they were sneaky.
JuJu: Escaping that way, baby moving his legs...
JuJu: "Ok Rosenberg, you can do this. Tara did it for the past three days. You can do it. Your mom can do it, so why couldn't you? I'm sure you got a better maternal instinct!"

Elrad: stupid internets

JuJu: Willow took both tiny feet in her left hand, lifted them as high as she could, and with her right hand she wiped thoroughly baby's bottom. Then, she put the feet down, slowly. She rubbed her both hands together to warm them up.
JuJu: She put some lotion onto her palm, rubbed some more her hands, and resumed the earlier position of feet in the air, hands on baby's bottom.
JuJu: Delicately, she made sure there was lotion on every place baby skin was in contact with Evil diaper.
JuJu: once it was done, she kissed baby's belly. She couldn't resist. He was so adorable.

Star Catcher:
Elrad:

JuJu: "who's my Prince? you are? You have two mommies who love you so very much baby boy!"

Elrad: or more
Elrad: eh

JuJu: she took his tiny feet in her hands and started to massage them lightly, while talking to her son. Suddenly, shefelt hands sneak around her waist, and soft lips issing her ear.
JuJu: "He is still diaper-free."

Star Catcher: freedom!

JuJu: Willow smiled and let herself be envelopped by the the woman she loved so much.
JuJu: She answered softly, "show me again, you Super Mama!"

JuJu: ***
JuJu: the end

[Zampsa1975]

Funny story!

[jasmydae]

*squee!* I missed this one. :D And we miss you, JuJu!

[jay/wt4evr]

Hiya Kittens
When I got back from band camp, I was asked to write a smut WT, setting Twister.
So, being the nice girl I am, I wrote it ^^ It took almost a week and half due to my laziness, but here it is.
Humor-smutty romance, NC17
NA: Written from Willow's POV, her thougts are in italics. Comments are in bold. I make an appearance in the story as the author who spins the dial, and my lines are underlined.
Enjoy!!

[center]o~°Twister fun°~o[/center]

Jay: It was the end of a long day.

Jay: Band camp could sound exciting and fun, and it actually was, but it was really really tiring

Jay: Willow had played from 9 in the morning til eleven in the night, and her mouth and fingers hurt like hell.

Jay: How I wish they hurt for other reasons...

yours: *hehe*

Jay: This was her leit motive every time she looked at the hot blonde who played the horn.

Jay: Her soft, curvaceous body called for Willow to play the music in her heart on it, to serenade every inch of skin, to bask in the harmony of her features.

Jay: Speaking of harmony...

Jay: A harsh sound coming from the kids playing their instruments brought her back to reality.

Jay: And reality in that moment meant a shower. Truth is, she didn't know whether it was best a cold shower to avoid hot-blonde-thoughts -or to encourage them-, or a hot shower to wash away the day's fatigue.

Jay: Hot shower means no stinky Willow. Means Tara doesn't run away if I get her near enough. Means I can invite her for coffee, food, kis-ok getting a little ahead of myself here. Hot it is. And she also is.

Jay: After said relaxing -or exciting. however you want to put it- shower, Willow directed herself to number 27, where a friend of hers stayed, and where she had discovered Tara stayed too.

Jay: She brought along cards, her iPod, and the Twister.

Jay: Goddess bless this game. I want my Tara-nearness goodness.

yours: twister is ace

Jay: I'll skip the first twist, don't wanna seem too eager. But, but, what if she thinks I don't wanna do it? Or that I'm not athletic enough to play?

Jay: The redhead looked at her arms. Her rather muscle-less arms.

Jay: OH MY GODDESS!
I'm skinny
I’m muscle-deprived!
I'm....

Jay: She looked at the house

Jay: ...here.
*gulp*

Jay: Buffy and Tara were chatting on the porch. The guys had already got out the table, the chairs, and made space for the Twister.

Jay: The petite blonde came to greet her with a hug, Tara instead opted for a warm smile and a kiss on the cheek. Willow on the other side of the porch, stood grinnin crazy-like.

Jay: Xander came up to her, waving a hand in front of her still unmoving face.

Jay: 'No fair. The two ladies get a greeting from you, and I don't get even a glare? Am I not pretty enough?'

Jay: Willow could only manage a 'Yes Xan'.

Jay: Buffy and Tara howled a laughter, which awakened the redhead from her daze

Jay: Buffy recovered first 'Ok people! TWISTER TIME!!!'

Jay: Ok ok, don't spaz. Play cool, skip first twist, second do the naughty thing. What naughty thing though? Fall on top of her? But if I do that we both lose.

Jay: Tara approached the Twister. 'So, who's in?'

Jasmydae: (back. haha, wow, she actually did it.)

Jay: Me! Oh wait, she meant 'in' for the game. Screw skipping.

Jay: 'Me!!'

yours: yeah! and she's doing awesomely!
Jay: lol
Elrad: *yawns* now that's a nice thing to wake up to after a nap

Jay: Willow realized that she had *a tad* screamed, and that the others were looking at her bemused.

Jay: 'Oh, I mean, yay Twister, all with the twistness and the turning, stretching taut, weird positions, lying on top of each other, entwining limbs ,and I have so NOT said that!'

Jay: Buffy neared her, and shootingly put a hand on her shoulder. 'Willow, go play and let off some steam before you hurt yourself'

Jay: Letting off steam...means I'm warmed up....what's the better way to 'let off some steam'...hihi...

Jay: 'ok, let's start'

Jay: 'Right hand red Xan'

Jay: ...

Jay: 'Please Xan, do *not* wiggle your butt up in the air like that. So NOT a pretty sight.'

Jay: 'Gee girls. Spoil my fun'

Jay: Tara, you may wiggle your butt up in the air whenever you want, in front of my face even.

Jay: 'Buffy, left hand green'

Jay: 'OUCH!'

Jay: 'Oh sorry Xander! I *didn't* mean to headbutt you while putting my hand down'

Jay: 'yeah yeah, everyone says that'

Jay: Tara interrupted the banter 'Actually Buffy, I think Xander wanted to headbutt *you*, but didn't count your pighead' *smirk*

Jay: 'Hey!' Both Xander and Buffy said indignantely.

Jay: Tara snickered, not even making an attempt to stop or hide her mirth.

Jay: Willow on the other hand, was staring adoringly at the blonde, lost in her musical laughter.

Jay: Ah, she's so....dreamy...beautiful...so.....*gulp*

Jay: Tara had received directive to play, and she was bent with her left hand on a yellow circle, which left her...

Jay: Completely, totally, HOT. Look at her legs, her back, her -lower- back, all plled taut. *drool*

Jay: 'Willow? Earth to Willow! C'mon, spread your legs baby'

Jay: The miniature girl spun her head so fast her neck creacked.

Jay: 'WHAT!?!'

Jay: Buffy laughed at the bewildered expression on her bst friend's face. 'I meant that you need to spread your legs to put your right smelly foot on the nice blue circle'

Jay: Oh my god she said smelly! I'm smelly! They'll all call me stinky Willow!! Oh wait, she's grinning, teasing me. Sheesh. Gimme a heart attack Buff.

Jay: 'Who decided it anyway?'

Jay: 'Decided what Wills?'

Jay: The positions. I mean, there's nobody else here beside us.'

Jay: Xander assumed a thoughtful expression; he hadn't really noticed that.

Elrad: ooh, Jay's back and talking again

Jay: 'Oh, it's the author. She's a wicked, naughty girl, and wants to put us in all the sexual positions. Ever heard of how sexy is Twister? Well, now you'll find out'

Jay: I'm not talking I'm telling a story

Elrad: lol

Elrad: even better

Jay: Ah Tara, ever the smart one. But, but She said! She said sexual positions! And, and, sexy Twister! And we're playng it! Please my guardian kittens, beg the author to put me in a sexual position with Tara!!

Elrad: Jay, please put Willow in a sexual position with Tara

zampsa1975: Guardian Kittens! lol

Jay: lol I guess I'll have them in a sexual position

Jay: 'Xan! Is your turn! right foot, red!'

Jay: The Xan-men huffed. 'nother red and a breeze will make me fall down!'

Jay: 'You could have put it somewhere else rather than right next your hand, genius'

Jay: Buffy and Tara started to blow towards the boy 'You did say a breeze'

Jay: Willow meanwhile was watching Tara's chest heaving to blow.

Jay: Aaah. Breast gal, present.

Star Catcher: does this mean i came at a bad time?

Jay: Not at all. Better yet, it's story time

Jay: 'K, Buff right hand red, and please do *not* bump Xander. You know how his masculinity gets if you overpower him'

Jay: 'But I already overpower him!'

Jay: 'Gee, thanks Buffster'

Jay: 'Tara, left foot green'

Jay: 'You are really mean, you know that?'

Jay: *mwahahah*

Jay: Hey! Someone's mocking my Tara! Ok, not really *my* as much as *Tara*, still..'

Jay: 'Willow, quit the inner babble and stick your other leg on another blue circle'

Jay: 'Gee, no need to be so snippy'

Jay: Yes need.

Jay: Tara looked with simpathy at the huffy girl.

Jay: ''Willow, lean towards me'

Jay: The redhead looked at her as if she had grown another head

Jay: Oh my God what is her intention? OMG OMG

Jay: 'Please, I can't reach you with my hand'

Elrad: she wants you?^^

Jay: In fact that hand was on the opposite side from Willow

Jay: 'Why do you think I put you like that? So you couldn't reach with anything but...'

Jay: Oh my god she wants to slap me. She want to press my head onto the wooden floor and suffocate me. She wants...

Jay: 'Willow-babble alert. Tara-snuggles needed'

Jay: Willow-babble stopped by a soft kiss on the quivering girl's cheeck

Jay: 'Beside, she might suffocate you later, only not with her hands...'

Jay: The red haired girl felt lighter, carefree, and she felt a shove that sent her with her left hand on a yellow circle

Jay: 'Hey! You could have just told me!'

Jay: 'I actually did. Many times'

Jay: 'No one here heard you!'

Star Catcher: I take it Anya's spinning the dial?

Jay: Oh no. It's me. Like, the author.

Star Catcher: lol

Jay: 'I'm the author, I don't need to speak. In fact I'm in your head. More correctly, *I* am *you*'

Jay: 'Freaky'

Jay: 'Can we get on with this thing? It's like four hours we're like that, and Willow and Tara need their smoochies'

Jay: 'Ok guys, sorry'
'Xander, pu-'

Jay: 'NO!

Jay: 'No?'

Jay: 'No!'

Jay: 'No *what*?'

Jay: 'No I'm not gonna put any part of my body on another red thingy'

Jay: 'You *do* know it sounded really bad?'

Jay: 'Uhm, actually yes'

Jay: 'Ok, just checking. But how do you know that I'm putting you on another red circle?'

Jay: 'Cuz you're a bad, bad girl'

Jay: 'Ok, you got me. Left hand red'

Jay: 'I said no!'

Jay: 'You can't deny me. I'm the author '

Jay: 'Sheesh. k'

Jay: 'Buffy....mmh...'
'Stretch your leg and put your foot on the furthest blue circle'

Jay: The petite blonde whined 'W-h-y? There's one right here!'

Jay: 'You'll figure out my evil plan soon enough'

Jay: *sigh* 'Ok alright'

Jay: *singsong voice* 'Ta-ra'
'Right hand blue'

Jay: 'But I'll be right on Willow!'

Jay: *no really*

Jay: Does she have a problem with being on top of me? Please don't have a problem with having hot, steamy, sweaty sex with me'

Elrad: lol

Star Catcher:

Jay: 'Willow, I'm not really sorry that you are spreadeagle and that I'm gonna be between your legs, but are you comfortable with it?'

Jay: Heaven.

Jay: 'You betcha'

Jay: Opps I spoke out loud.

Jay: So, Xander lined up on the red line, Buffy stretched like a carpet on the Twister, Tara with a leg over Buffy's and between Willow's legs, while the girl is puffing out her chest thanks to a sneaky hand on a yellow circle

Jay: What's next?

Star Catcher: who knows?

Jay: 'Ask the author. She's freaky this way. Reads our minds'

Jay: 'Willow, Right hand blue'

Jay: 'But, but, I won't be spread eagle anymore! I'll be crouching under Tara!'

Jay: 'Of course you will, Will.Hehe, will Will'

Jay: 'Xan, quit it'

Elrad: ;)

Jay: ‘Buffster, bend your right leg and move it to green'

Jay: 'ooops! Sorry Tara! I didn't mean to bump you!'

Jay: *I* did

Jay: Tara was sent also crouching, free from the restraints of Willow's legs.

Jay: 'Free? Jeepers, get a life!'

Jay: 'Xand, last limb, red' *mwahaha*

Jay: *grrr*

Jay: 'Willow, I guess now you're in position to make Tara fall'

Jay: I want her to fall for me!

Jay: 'How? My hands and legs are otherwise busy!'

Jay: 'And *I* needed to get a life? Shees'

Jay: Willow looked in front of her. And gulped.

Jay: *gulp*

Jay: Tara-thigh. In front of my mouth.

Star Catcher:

Jay: 'Tara? Guess what? You're gonna fall!'

Jay: 'And how are you planning to make me Will?'

Jay: Willow smiled a positively evil smirk.

Jay: Then nipped her, right in the middle of the milky thigh.

Jay: Milky, fleshy, soft...delicious....

Jay: 'Aaaah! That tickles you know!'

Jay: 'Hey! It was supposed to be a turn-on, not to make you laugh!

Star Catcher:

Jay: 'Why are they so silent?'

Jay: Cuz it was actually supposed to make her fall, not to be a turn on. *moron*

Elrad: you probably shouldn't have said that

Jay: 'Hey! You could be nice sometimes!'

Jay: Me?

Jay: 'Quit it! It's more than a *whole* day that we're in these awkward positions! And you promised sexual positions!'

Jay: Buffy's voice brought Xander out of his trance. Only to send him right in another one 'Sexual positions?'

Jay: Tara meanwhile was looking with smouldering eyes at Willow. 'A turn on huh?'

Jay: Willow gulped.

Jay: Where on earth do I get all this saliva to gulp down. I thought all my fluids were..huh...*elsewhere*

Jay: 'Uh...ah, well, you see....turn on...in Twister terms...actually means turning on the stakes! Yeah! That's it'

Star Catcher:

Elrad: yeah, quit the excuse there

Jay: Tara smirked 'Turning on the stakes? I guess you didn't mean *raising* the stakes huh?'

Jay: 'Uh....raise...turn on...same thing ya know?'

Jay: The blonde decided to *raise* the stakes herself, and raised herself.

Jay: 'Let's turn you on as well.'

Elrad: ha, she lost the game^^

Jay: She lowered herself on the diminutive musician, putting her again spreadeagle as she was before the evil author made her bit her thigh.

Jay: Buffy and Xander made quietly their way somewhere else.

Jay: *THUD*

Jay: Or not so quietly. But Tara and Willow were too lost in each other to notice.

Jay: 'And you come with us too!'

Jay: 'Ouch! Watch that Slayer strenght!'

Jay: 'But I am not a Slayer in your story!'

Jay: 'Now you are.'

Jay: 'Then I'll take you away with brute force'

Jay: *and here goes the nice author who made everything to get our two girsl together....speaking of girls and together...*

Jay: Tara and Willow were still on the Twister, breathing heavily from the intense work out they had just made.

Star Catcher:

Jay: 'What is it Will? Are you spent from all that *twisting* *stretching* and *pulling taut*?'

Jay: 'uh, actually, yes, I mean! No, it's just that...'

Jay: 'Just what Will? Don't you want me?'

Jay: 'I think you can see how much I want you Tare. In fact, that little mark on your *milky* thigh was caused by unrestrained lust.'

Jay: Tara laughed a rich laughter, full of joy, but sensual as hell.

Jay: 'Yes my little Willow-Vamp, I can see your lust. But...can you *smell* mine?'

Jay: Willow swallowed again.

Elrad: is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Jay: Oh God, was that an invitation? Can I smell her? Can I *taste* her?

Star Catcher: it's not just you........

zampsa1975: probably both

Jay: Hey, Meg asked for a smut scene So smut it is

Star Catcher:

Jay: The redhead slowly nodded.

Jay: 'Goddess, you have no idea how afraid I was.'

Jay: Willow sat up a little shocked. 'Afraid? What for baby?'

zampsa1975: Smut Twisters are go

Jay: 'I mean. No baby. Tara. Miss Maclay even. But no baby. Baaad bad Willow.'

Jay: Again, the blonde chuckled, her eyes shining with mirth.

Jay: 'You can call me baby, and don't panick.'

Jay: Willow relaxed a bit, but still raised -just raised- her arms to circle the other girl's waist.

Jay: 'So what is it?'

Jay: 'It's...when you...bit me' she blushed adorably 'I was afraid you'd uh, smell me. I couldn't help but *know* that I was between your legs, and then that you were between mine.'

Jay: The clarinetist smirked 'So, Miss Maclay, did you want to jump my bones there and then?'

Jay: 'No.'

Jay: Willow's face, along with her heart, fell.

Jay: 'I wanted *you* to jump me'

Jay: I love this girl. She plays me like a *gulp* Better not go there...yet

Jay: 'And now, my sly, cunning vixen?'

Jay: 'Now, I want *you*. Period.'

Jay: Willow's eyes inflamed with passion; those words had opened the gates of heaven for her. She was gonna make love to her Goddess. Right there, on the Twister.

Elrad: the smut should be forthcoming^^

Jay: Tara sensed the change in the petite girl, and shifted slightly to accomodate her more.

WnT4evr: Now that is an image I can get....

Jay: She spread her legs and groaned when Willow's firm tummy made contact with her sex.

Jay: It was almost as though she was having direct contact, since the shorts she was wearing had a single purpose: making her butt look yummy.

Yours (writing): hehe

Jay: Tara had proof the shorts worked when Willow tried to grasp her ass and tug her against her own centre.

Yours (writing): woo!

vanessa: =)

Jay: But the redhead was getting more and more frustrated, because the floor was getting in her way.

Megan: Hey, Kittens.

Jay: Hey Meg

WnT4evr: Hi Megan, Jay is writing smut for us.

Elrad: Hey Megan

Megan: Sweet!

vanessa: hello

Yours (writing): Hey Meg

Megan: *grabs a cushion and sits*

Elrad: (please ignore the fact that it's almost 4 o'clock and there are still 4 Europeans in the chat)

Megan: (done.)

WnT4evr: hey, you lose some of your inhibitions when it is 4 in the morning I think.

Jay: But it wasn't gonna' get in the way to get her Tara-fix.

Jay: Willow grabbed the blonde's hands and dragged them upwards, forcing Tara to slightly arch her back.

Jay: The two girls looked at each other, *really* looked at each other, since admitting their need and lust.

Jay: They locked gazes, and were lost; Willow was draw to those full lips and couldn't do anythink but smother them with her own.

Jay: The kiss that ensued was forceful, almost bruising with its intensity, but never lacked passion.

Jay: As soon as Willow felt Tara's tongue seek entrance she pressed on further, mimicking its movement with her hips.

Elrad: now, what are all of those hands doing?^^

Jay: Somehow Tara in her haze understood this, and began experimenting, licking around Willow's mouth, rolling their tongues together, squirming in delight when the hips nestled between her legs began rolling too.

Jay: That was too much for the minute girl. She straightened and ripped off her own shirt, which was tossed aside and followed by Tara's.

vanessa: minute girl?

Jay: Willow dove back into the kiss, taking charge, claiming the soft mouth and sucking the other girl's tongue.

Jay: Like...small-ish?

WnT4evr: Good old English homonyms.

vanessa: ohh. thanks

Jay: Tara circled her waist with her long legs, locking them at the ankles.

Jay: Willow began rocking then, rousing a groan from Tara, and some of her body parts too.

Jay: Those parts were calling for attention, having already stiffened with the cold air, and hardening further with the soon-to-be lover ministrations.

Jay: Willow moaned when she felt Tara's nipples rise and press into her body.

Jay: She unlocked herself from the savage kiss, while Tara's tongue sneaked out for a last taste.

Jay: She began plating small kisses on the creamy neck, taking in the scent, an unique mixture of Tara's skin and her perfume.

Jay: The perfume...it's called Dreaming...now I understand why...

Jay: But Tara was having none of this lingering, so she took the musician in her own hands.

Jay: She turned the tables, straddling the petite girl and going straight to unhook her bra.

Jay: Once the small breasts were free from restraints, Tara made a point not to let them get cold.

Elrad: hmmm, Willow breasts ( . Y . )

Jay: She enveloped first one, then the other nipple into her warm mouth, switching in rapid succession, wanting to have all of her at once.

vanessa: who wouldnt want to have all of her at once

Jay: Willow wound her hands in blonde locks, keeping er head in place.

vanessa:

Jay: Meanwhile though, she was rubbing her legs over the much more womanly hips of the taller girl, tring to get her rid of those inconsequential shorts.

Jay: She managed to remove them only part way since Tara was straddling her, but she wouldn't lose any sleep for it.

Jay: Actually I *am* losing sleep for her. Ya know, sleeping-not sleeping together.

Elrad:

Jay: She raised herself again and grasped the belt of those shorts. Then she got a wicked idea.

Yours (writing): wow, well done Jay!

Jay: She pulled Tara against her body, and whispered in her ear.

Jay: 'I really hope those aren't your favourite shorts'

Elrad: All hail Jayanthi I, Queen of Smut

Jay: Then she ripped them off.

Jay: Tara was shocked for a moment, then aroused beyond belief. She couldn't really believe that sweet, small Willow had it in her.

Jay: She wanted to show her she also could be naughty, but she really couldn't bring herself to rip clothing. So she did next best thing.

Jay: She nibbled on a peachy earlobe, then saucily said.

Jay: 'If you think you have it in you, bring it on.'

Jay: Willow gulped loudly, then pulled back to look into smoldering twin pools of blue.

Jay: 'I'd rather have you in me.'

Jay: That was all the prodding Tara needed. She pushed Willow down with her body and took off her boxers and undies, then undressed herself and retook her position straddling her.

Jay: The two girls took a moment to gaze at each other, lingering deliciously over skin that never had seen the moonlight.

Jay: Willow was the first to break out her reverie. She hesitantly reached out, and settled her hand on the curve of Tara's hip; this simple act shook the blonde into reality again.

Jay: Willow panicked for a moment, but then she saw the sexiest smile on Earth, and it was aimed at her.

Jay: That was it. She slowly slipped her hand lower, until the heel of her palm was tickled by already damp curls.

Jay: She arched an eyebrow

Jay: 'I haven't even begun with you yet, and you're already wet? Tsk, naughty naughty girl.'

Jay: She teasingly brushed a finger across Tara's lips, then brought it to her own. She got her first taste, and immediatly wanted more. She wanted a real taste.

Jay: Tara was trembling with desire, the look on Willow's face when she licked her finger clean melted her inside out.

Jay: Then the redhead glanced at her again, and as always, she understood her plea without need for words.

Jay: She leaned back on her elbows, but kept her legs bent to one side.
Jay: To Willow she lloked like a model posing for a poitrait, her bashful grin, her shy and yet sensual posture...it all screamed out to her, and she wasn't one to be pleaded.

Elrad: is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?^^

Jay: She gingerly reached out again, and laid a hand on Tara's knee; she then pushed a little, not wanting to startle the blonde, but needing her to the point of driving her insane.

vanessa: totally not just you

WnT4evr: no way

Jay: Tara shyly let Willow spread her legs, but the almost animal-like lust she saw in the oher girl's eyes melted away her doubts.

Jay: She fully arched her back, which reminded Willow that she still had her bra on. A quick flick of her hand solved that issue.

Jay: She knew she loved Tara's breasts, but as she made to burrow her head between them a smell wafted to her, and made her mouth water.

Jay: She looked at Tara for the final permission, then leveled herself with...with...

Jay: Tara's maidenhead. Her cherry. Her sex. Her...mine. My heaven.

Jay: Willow inhaled deeply the scent that was Tara. There weren't words to describe it.

Jay: She neared her, slowly, savouring every moment.

Jay: Then something unexpected happened.

Jay: Something she wasn't prepared for.

Jay: The tip of her nose touched first Tara's clit, and she bucked so hard she almost threw Willow off.

Jay: The latter held onto milky thighs, then settled down again, this time with her arms firmly locked around Tara.

Jay: The redhead felt some moisture on her nose, so she had a thought.

Jay: She painted the earlier bite mark on the thigh with the blonde's arousal, then licked it off.

Jay: She chuckled seeing the muscles there ripple, straining to keep still.

Jay: She repeated the process, coating her fingers in a thick layer of honey, avoiding the bundle of nerves just above, and painting unintelligible paths across Tara's flushed body.

Jay: Willow dutifully licked clean every part of that gorgeous body, but one.

Jay: Tara was panting now 'Willow.'

Jay: 'No more teasing. Want you. Now'

Jay: Those became the operative words for Willow.

Jay: She dove in with gusto, licking all around her sex where her essence had dripped, then sinking in, or playing just outside Tara's entrance.

Jay: When the blonde's long fingers locked in her hair Willow knew it was time.

Jay: She carefully and lovingly penetrated her lover, watching out for any sign of pain, but finiding none.

Jay: Then she clamped her mouth on the previously discovered clitoirs and matched her sucking with her pumping fingers.

Jay: Tara was moaning loudly, splayed across the Twister, the plastic sticking on her hot skin.

Jay: Her head was thrown back, and her eyes closed, but she thought she was seeing the whole universe laid out in front of her.

Jay: She was soaring higher and higher, until she felt so hot she thought she'd reached the sun.

Jay: While Willow was thrusting inside her, Tara had a fleeting thought.

Jay: She was like Icarus, flying nearer and nearer the sun, while the hands of her lover brought her to places she'd never been to. And when her orgasm came over her, her wings melted and she started the vertiginous fall.

Elrad: now thats a new description of an Orgasm to me, very nice

Jay: She didn't crash though. She came with a long, stifled cry, clamping down on Willow's fingers, clenching them for one last time, and then eased down, into her lover's arms.

Jay: °The end°

Jay: For now

WnT4evr: Bravo

Elrad: *picks his Jaw off the floor* Bravissimo

Jay: thanks

vanessa: yay!

[Elrad]

Dibs, dibs I say

[Zampsa1975]

Yay for finishing the Smutty Twisters story!

[SJ]

Great story.

[JustSkipIt]

Wow. That's really fun and hot. And impressive that you wrote it on the spot, so to speak.

[MelCar19]

Alright, so we were chilling in the chat when none other than Willow and Tara make their appearance... it's not exactly a story but it's fun to read and all..

NewtEyes is a pre-Tara, Willow
Tara is of course Tara before she meets Willow

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Star Catcher: hey, NewtEyes

Elrad: yeah, I agree

Elrad: hey NewtEyes

NewtEyes: what is this?

Jay {pondering}: Hey NewtEtes

Jay {pondering}: ...chat?

Star Catcher: lol

NewtEyes: i mean this site. willow and tara. who is tara maclay?

Jay {pondering}: ^^

Jay {pondering}: .....

sam: Hello NewtEyes

Star Catcher: :

Jay {pondering}: Buffy the Vampire slayer. Buffy's best friend Willow. Willow's girlfriend Tara.

Jay {pondering}: ^^

Elrad: who do you think it is?

Star Catcher: i think somebody's pulling our leg <3

Jay {pondering}: No really

NewtEyes: hi. who made this place? it's a joke, rite?

Jay {pondering}: No, it's an alternate dimension.

Star Catcher: :

Elrad: Mel?

NewtEyes: o god Giles is gonna kill me

Star Catcher: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jay {pondering}: Another amnesia I guess ^^

Jay {pondering}: Dawn?

Star Catcher: stop it! i'm going to fall off my chair!

NewtEyes: you guys know all of our names, that's creepy.

Jay {pondering}: No, maybe Anya.

sam: :

NewtEyes: .......wait, girlfriend?!?!

Elrad: actually, we're a cabal of daemons who controll everything that happens in your live. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Star Catcher: i'm thinking it's a Willow before season 4

Jay {pondering}: You are our puppets. Made for our own fun and pleasure.

Jay {pondering}: Where is dog boy Willow?

NewtEyes: season...okay wait wait wait. this is too much. time out

Elrad: she means Oz

Star Catcher: ok, boo Oz

Jay {pondering}: lol

Star Catcher: timing out.

NewtEyes: we're in oz?

Elrad: no, your boyfriend

NewtEyes: guys can somebdoy plz help preserve my sanity a sec?

Jay {pondering}: Lol I think she's pre s2 as well ^^

Jay {pondering}: Hi. I'm Jay. What's your name dearie?

NewtEyes: i'm willow, but everyone seems to know that already

NewtEyes: im in cali, usa

Elrad: she's in Sunnydale, to be precise

Jay {pondering}: How old are you Willow?

NewtEyes: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Jay {pondering}: We're *you*

Star Catcher: ....because it's obvious?



~~~~~~~~~~~TARA ENTERS THE CHAT~~~~~~~



Jay {pondering}: Oooho Tara ^^

Star Catcher: LOL, hey Tara

NewtEyes: Tara....

Melissa: We raided your IP adress

Jay {pondering}: Hi Tara. Nice to meet you ^^

Elrad: hey Tara

Star Catcher: LOL

Elrad: you girlfriend's here as well

Tara: Hello?

Jay {pondering}: We were just talking to your orga-monopoly buddy.

Elrad: Hello Miss Maclay

Tara: how do you know my name?

Melissa: *sigh*

Elrad: Because I can see the future

Melissa: *shakes head and walks away*

Tara: I am sorry, I am not used to doing this.

NewtEyes: okay chill. breaaathe. deep breaths. guys stop talking a sec

sam: :huh:

Jay {pondering}: Don't worry. There's a whiz among us who can help you with computers ^^

Elrad: Okay, anyone, let Willow, I mean Newt Eyes say her bit

NewtEyes: i'm gonna say some things and you can say if they're right or not?

Jay {pondering}: *hushes*

NewtEyes: thx

Tara: this is so confusing, how did you know my last name?

Melissa: We stalk you

Jay {pondering}: We're cool mind readers ^^

Jay {pondering}: I prefer Mel's version better

Elrad: I told you, I can see the future

Jay {pondering}: Go ahead NewtEyes please.

NewtEyes: okay thing 1: you guys are all over the world but you're all in this chat room because it's.....like lesbian smut?

Tara: lesbian... smut? Oh goddess, where did I end up?

Star Catcher: uh, Will, it isn't just smut (in fact not all of it is NC-17), it's love

NewtEyes: thing 2: you know stuff about me. how do you know who buffy is?

Tara: you are seers?

Star Catcher: Buffy isn't a down low kinda person

Melissa: Cause we stalk you... I thought I'd make this very clear

Tara: Hello NewtEyes, they know things about you too?

Melissa: Red heads = stalkable

Elrad: Because we wouldn't be very intelligen if we didn't know the Slayer

Melissa: Especially red heads with green eyes *nods*

Tara: I like redheads

Melissa: *drools* oh, whoops, sorry, where were we?

Star Catcher: and Tara's a blonde with blue eyes

NewtEyes: what the frilly heck guys ur freaking me out

Jay {pondering}: Oh, Tara's a blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty.

Tara: Melissa: I like green eyed redheads, too.

Tara: ok, it's becoming creepy, how do you know what I look like?

Melissa: @Tara We should be bestest friends, we're so alike

Elrad: you fight vampires, and this is freaking you out?

NewtEyes: this has gotta be some kind of dimensional rift warping

NewtEyes: who is tara maclay?

Tara: vampires?

Jay {pondering}: Tara, you're just beautiful. Of course we know what you look like. Someone like you doesn't go unnoticed ^^

Tara: I am Tara Maclay NewtEyes

Star Catcher: vampires = fangy people

Tara: No, you're mistaken, I am not beautiful.

Tara: I know what vampires are, but you all know about them? And you fight them?

NewtEyes: very funny. cmon guys.

Tara: Who's Willow?

Melissa: The cute little red head called NewEyes over there

NewtEyes: guys STOP

Melissa: Stop what? Breathing? Laughing? Blinking? Drooling?

Tara: This is very confusing. And scary.

NewtEyes: all of the above! except the breathing part, keep doing that.

Jay {pondering}: Willlow, since you're a pc whiz, google Willow and Tara together

Melissa: What about the blinking? I can't blink anymore? :(

Jay {pondering}: Lol a babbler that tells us to breathe. Funny ^^

NewtEyes: and i guess blinking or else your eyes would get really owchy and i don't actually want anyone to get hurt just give a sec to actually figure things out. just pretend for a second like i have no idea what's going on. shouldn't be a big stretch.

Melissa: Alright

Melissa: http://thekittenboard.com/board/

Melissa: Merry Christmas

Melissa: Er

Melissa: Jewish... right

Melissa: Happy Hanukkah

Tara: what is that? I'm always told to not open links I don't know.

NewtEyes: hyperventilating now.

Jay {pondering}: It's the answer to your questions.

Tara: Thank you, Jay.

Jay {pondering}: Breathe Willow. In. Out.

Melissa: It's the answer to all questions

Melissa: Like

Melissa: what is the meaning of life?

Melissa: http://thekittenboard.com/board/

Elrad: http://www.lylamiklos.com/images/hero_WillowTara.jpg

NewtEyes: there are all these sites up with facts and stories and stuff about me and all my friends, and tara maclay who i don't even KNOW, and they all appeared some time in the last 8 hours

Elrad: allright then, Willow you ask and I'll answer

Jay {pondering}: We all answer ^^

NewtEyes: what is season 4?

Melissa: http://www.afterellen.com/archive/ellen ... -kiss3.jpg

Tara: newtEyes, I am Tara Maclay, but I don't know you, and I'm as confused as you.

Tara: season 4? Isn't it winter?

NewtEyes: tara all these people think we know each other, and ........ uh ..... that we know each other.

Jay {pondering}: Definitely Willow

Elrad: not yet Willow, but you will

Star Catcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer=TV Show. goes by seasons. season 4 is the freshman year of college where the two of you meet

sam: Lol

Elrad: after all, you both are witches

Tara: I'd remember knowing a Willow, it's a cute name. *blushes*

Star Catcher: yup

NewtEyes: it's a tree :(

Elrad: very right

Star Catcher: and a name

Tara: how do you know I'm a witch?

NewtEyes: trees arent cute. they're rough and gangly and ... and barky.

Melissa: We told you, we know all

Tara: Willow (may I call you Willow?), it is a tree, but a very beautiful one.

Star Catcher: you're not barky

Melissa: Tara, word to the wise... avoid windows...

Tara: Trees are pretty, and strong.

NewtEyes: but HOW do cyou know about me? and tara i guess

Elrad: We know you because you both are characters in a TV series

Tara: Windows? Windows XP, Vista?

Melissa: No no

Melissa: The glass things

Melissa: You look out

Star Catcher: DUDE! Tara knows computer stuff!

Elrad: oh, and if you ever meet anyone called Warren, kill him, trust me, that's for the best

Melissa: It would make us all very happy Kittens

Jay {pondering}: No. No killing for Tara *or* Willow.

Star Catcher: and not the old, dead president Warren

NewtEyes: guys? buffy? on tv?

Tara: StarCatcher: I may not be very good at computers, but I'm not dumb. I did take some class in High School. How am I supposed to type a paper if I know nothing about computers?

Tara: it's the Internet that is confusing.

Elrad: You all are

Elrad: Willow, how long have you known Buffy for?

Tara: Why are you talking about killing for me?

Jay {pondering}: No killing for you.

Jay {pondering}: Bad killing.

Tara: I'm in a TV show?

NewtEyes: Elrad for a few years i guess but it feels like a lot longer. why?

Jay {pondering}: Unless it's vampires. But killing implies that they're alive. Which they aren't.

Tara: Why would anyone want a character like ol'me?

Jay {pondering}: Cuz you're beautiful ^^

Tara: Killing is bad, you're right Jay, and I would never kill someone.

Tara: I'm not beautiful, I told you before. You are all confused as well, or you wouldn't say so.

Star Catcher: Willow: do you know someone named Oz?

NewtEyes: i don't know what you mean. vampires are imaginary yup yup yup. absolutely no slaying required

Jay {pondering}: http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct05/bvsoomm439a.jpg you sure look beautiful to me ^^

Elrad: so she is then, and you fought the Master and Angel turned evil?

NewtEyes: Star, there was a boy at my high school named Danny Osbourne who had oz as a nickname cause of his last name.

Elrad: Willow, are you still in high school?

Tara: Jay, I could not open your link.

NewtEyes: wow nice picture, who is that? she looks pretty mischievous

NewtEyes: no just started college

NewtEyes: wait THAT is tara maclay?

Tara: How shoud i know?

Tara: it didn't want to open, that's it.

NewtEyes: that's this tara? in the chat room?

Jay {pondering}: Yes she is.

Star Catcher: uhuh

Elrad: yep

Star Catcher: and most probably at your college

Star Catcher: the rest of us are USA'ans

Tara: there was a picture of me?

Jay {pondering}: Tara, are you in college as well?

Tara: How have you got a picture of me? And why can't I see a picture of myself?

Tara: Yes, I am.

NewtEyes: so uh what's this about ... you know? the lesbian thing?

Elrad: Tara, you're at UCSD Sunnydale, right?

Elrad: Well, I'm not a lesbian

Jay {pondering}: http://www.starman-imaging.com/oct05/bvsoomm439a.jpg here

Tara: i thought this was a lesbian chatroom, NewtEyes

Elrad: not quite, it's a Kitten chat room

Tara: I still cannot open this link, it's the picture of me, isn't it?

Jay {pondering}: Yes.

Elrad: Tara, I've got a challenge for you

NewtEyes: tara, move the mouse over the underlined bit and click the left mouse button

Elrad: Go to Stevenson hall and knock at room # 214

Tara: Goodie, this can't be me, but the woman does look like me. In a more beautiful way.

Jay {pondering}: I told you you are beautiful

Melissa: http://www.lylamiklos.com/images/hero_WillowTara.jpg

Jay {pondering}: And who do you think is the red haired person?

Tara: But, it is not me. I'm younger than the woman on the picture, and not half as beautiful.

NewtEyes: that's me!

NewtEyes: and ....... oh.

Jay {pondering}: http://www.bill.mcdonald.name/images/TV ... fy2_14.jpg

Elrad: Tara?

Jay {pondering}: That's the current you, isn't it Tara ?

Tara: Yes, it's me!!! This is really scary.

Jay {pondering}: Why?

Star Catcher: lol

Tara: And you say the one above is me as well?

NewtEyes: the one above is *us*

Tara: Why is it scary? Well, you have a picture of me, you know a lot about me, you know my future.

Elrad: Why is Tara ignoring me?^^

Tara: By the way, as seers you should know better than telling the future to people. It could change things. it could have horrible effects.

Tara: I'm sorry Erald if I ignored you, this is going so fast, I'm quite lost and don't see all of what you say.

Jay {pondering}: Well, you know better than take the advice of a seer who tells the future.

Elrad: so, Tara are you at UC Sunnydale?

NewtEyes: no I'M at sunnydale

Tara: It is NewtEyes, if that's you on the picture with "future" me, then you are really beautiful.

Tara: I am there as well.

Elrad: Go to Stevenson Hall, room number 214

NewtEyes: wait you're here? at this school?

Elrad: Go to Stevenson Hall, room number 214

NewtEyes: You're in STV 214?!

Tara: I'm a student at UCSD, yes. Are you there as well?

NewtEyes: That's right next door.

Tara: No, I am not.

Tara: I'm in another dorm

Elrad: no, you are, Willow

NewtEyes: I'm in STV213

Elrad: or the student registry is wrong

Tara: I have to go, though.

Tara: I'd say I'll come back, but you are all so scary, I am not sure I'd want to go through this again.

Elrad: Bye Tara

Jay {pondering}: Bye Tara. Take care.

Tara: Have a nice evening as well, I guess?

Melissa: Bye Tara! <3

Star Catcher: i hope you two bump in <3

Melissa: Oh, they'll do more than bumping...

Star Catcher: Mel!

Star Catcher: too early!

Jay {pondering}: MEl! Behave


~~~~~~TARA LEAVES CHAT ROOM~~~~~~


NewtEyes: crapdoodle she left

Jay {pondering}: So NewtEyes, what do you think.

Melissa: Oh jeez, you know you have hit an all time low when Jay tells you to behave

NewtEyes: you guys know what room she is in?

Star Catcher: Will, why dont you go track down a Tara Maclay in your student directory

Melissa: No, just go to the Wicca meeting you are planning to go to *nods*

NewtEyes: that was the backup plan. you don't know?

NewtEyes: i think i need to sit down

Jay {pondering}: You *are* sitting down

Jay {pondering}: And I know that you're sitting down because, who would use their pc while standing?

NewtEyes: oh. good for me.

Jay {pondering}: no seer stuf this time ^^

NewtEyes: so on this show ..... tara and me? uh ..... i mean .... what do they ........ do?

Melissa: They do *lots* of things

Elrad: inside or outside the bedroom?

Star Catcher: spells, they do spells

NewtEyes: wait, the ... what kind of show IS this?

Melissa: Lol, a very good one *nods*

NewtEyes: but we were ...... in the picture?

NewtEyes: not so much with the clothing?

Melissa: Yup

Elrad: Well we do see the two of you naked in bed, but there's a sheet in the way^^

NewtEyes: and that's really tara?

NewtEyes: yeah, but the sheet is in the way for YOU.

NewtEyes: we're rather on the same side of it .....

NewtEyes: but i'm not ....... i mean, not that there's anything wrong .....

NewtEyes: just 'cause i haven't dated, you know ... a boy ..... doesn't mean ....

NewtEyes: and that first picture was tara too? with the smile?

Melissa: Oh you know you find her uber sexy ^^

Elrad: ah, but just because you haven't dated a women, doesn't mean^^

NewtEyes: i didn't say that. she's ... she's very pretty.

Melissa: *cough*sexy*cough*

Elrad: wait untill you meet her in person

NewtEyes: why doesn't she think she's pretty? she's very pretty. ... and OH GOD she mustbe totally freaking right now!

NewtEyes: gotta go!

Melissa: You should go over and comfort her

Elrad: bye Willow

Melissa: Bye Willow!

~~~~ WILLOW LEAVES ~~~ END OF 1ST LOG~~~~



Edit: So I deleted a lot and tried to make it easier to read

[Zampsa1975]

lol

[Star Catcher]

that was very fun <3 hope to see them in the Chat again, though i think we scared Tara away for good.

[jasmydae]

This thing took forever to read and was so confusing to follow with all the conversations going at once. Was pretty funny, though. (^_^)b I recommend paring it down considerably, and only keeping lines that make conversational sense.

Chris asked me to dig the beginning of the conversation out of the database for you.

I'm calling it now: Rachel.

[JujuDeRoussie]

LoL, This is so funny! Why doesn't my internet support the chat when something like this happen? Pouty Mc Pout Pout.

[SJ]

It was very funny when that happened in the chat room.

[MelCar19]

Alright, so as Chris was sitting in the chat room, a certain blond makes her second appearance Here's the second log from the chat.



~~~~~TARA ENTERS~~~~~~~~


Elrad: Hello Tara

Elrad: can I help you

Tara: Hello Erald?

Tara: I see you're still here, have you been here all night?

Tara: Actually, yes you can.

Elrad: Actually, I's half past 10 in the evening

Elrad: wasn't night when we first talked

Tara: Something happened, and seeing as in your universe you all know so much about Willow's life, and mine, maybe you could help me?

Elrad: I'll try

Tara: Really? It's been hours and hours here. Almost a day.

Elrad: that's strange

Elrad: let me guess, Sunnydale can't speak anymore?

Tara: How have you guessed? Did it happen in your universe as well?

Elrad: yes it did

Tara: What caused it? Were you... involved? You seem to know a awful lot of things...

Elrad: Well, it's caused by demons. And no, I wasn't involved, I might be plotting to take over the world, but I would never hurt you or Willow^^

Elrad: and I know a lot of things because I own all the DVDs

Tara: Goddess! You're plotting to take over the world?

Tara: The DVDs? Oh right, you said we were in a TV show

Elrad: Well, not your World

Elrad: yes you are



~~~~~TARA DISAPPEARS SUDDENLY~~~~~END OF LOG 2~~~~~

[MelCar19]

And log 3, a kind of long one

~~~~~TARA ENTERS THE ROOM~~~~~

Soul: Hey Tara

Elrad: Hey Tara, you dissappeared quite quickly, did something happen

Tara: I am sorry, the window closed suddenly, I must have hit a button.

Elrad: so, have you seen Willow yet?

Tara: I am not used to chat programs.

Tara: She came to my dorm a bit after we first met here.

Elrad: cute, isn't she?

Tara: She was worried I would be freaking out too much. She is indeed.

Tara: Could you tell me more about her? At least her from your reality?

Elrad: I can, yeah

Elrad: but apparently somethings aren't the same as in ours

Melissa: She's a sexy red head, What more is there to know?

Elrad: in our world she had a boyfriend

Elrad: Mel, down girl

Melissa: *whimpers*

Elrad: what do you want to know?

Tara: oh...

Tara: I don't know, I'm still very confused by the pictures I saw.

Elrad: at least you haven't read the smut yet

Tara: The... smut?

Melissa: Damn, don't scare the poor girl, Chris

Elrad: ah, well, this site has stories about Willow and you on it, right?

Melissa: Ease her into it, easeeeeee

Elrad: well, if she doesn't have any questions, I have to tell here somethings

Melissa: So you are gonna confuse her even more?

Elrad: allright then, forget the smut, Tara

Tara: I haven't read any story, yet. I was looking for lesbian-themed chatrooms. I don't really know why, though. I mean, I know I love women, but i don't know why I was looking for chatrooms.

Elrad: you wouldn't have met Willow without stumbling in here, would you?

Tara: Are the... "smut" stories about your Willow and Tara?

Tara: Willow and Tara sounds good.

Elrad: there are all kinds of stories about our Willow and Tara

Jay {pondering}: THere are cheesy ones as well.

Elrad: and it does sound good, yeah

Elrad: you might try doing spells together, seeing as your both real witches

Elrad: Tara?

Tara: Sorry, it goes a bit fast for me. You said I wouldn't have met Willow if I have not come here, how do we meet in your reality?

Elrad: Well, you did say that Sunnydale can't talk, right?

Jay {pondering}: Wicca meeting. You two lock eyes, then silence comes, you go find her to do a spell and, well, find her.

Tara: She didn't come to the Wicca meeting yesterday.

Elrad: she didn't?

Tara: It'd be nice to practice magic with someone. So, you are all familiar with magic? Does anyone practice?

Jay {pondering}: I'm studying the Wiccan faith mostly.

Tara: No, when she came to my dorm she told me she would go to class and then do some research about alternate universe, and why yours and ours seem to overlap.

Elrad: she's a smart cookie, that one

~~~~~~~~~~WILLOW ENTERES THE ROOM~~~~~~~~~~

Soul: Hello EyeOfNewton

Elrad: Willow?

EyeOfNewton: tara hey i'm here and safe. sorry it took so much longer than i thought, buffy wanted to make a detour to get xander and anya

Jay {pondering}: Are they joining us as well?

Tara: Willow! Good, I'm glad.

EyeOfNewton: holy heck you guys are all still awake??!

Elrad: Anya on here would be akward

Tara: Have you found anything yet?

Elrad: our time is somehow different from yours, Willow

Star Catcher: ...it's only 6:30

Elrad: even so it's only half past midnight in Europe


EyeOfNewton: different time? oh great like this wasn't confusing enough already

Tara: Erald said it wasn't early morning for them

EyeOfNewton: tara, not yet. i got the others up to speed on what we knew so far, and i've got my laptop all set up here running some searches. giles and xander are reading, and Anya's ...... actually Anya's been really helpful. she knows a lot about this stuff

EyeOfNewton: cuz of the ....... do you guys know about anya?

Elrad: just don't get her started on shrimp

Elrad: Annyanka, you mean?

Tara: Do you mean about the overlpping realities or the voiceless issue?

Jay {pondering}: Who, the over-1000-ex-demon?

Elrad: na, we don't know her :

Soul: I don't think they mean in the way you're taking it. They don't help demons.

Star Catcher: demon-friendsly to friendly demons

Jay {pondering}: They exist. Like Clem

EyeOfNewton: geez, guess that answers that. it's so weird, i'm used to ........ well, not talking about all this stuff.

Elrad: yeah, and Angel

Elrad: I can imagine

Tara: Alright.

Jay {pondering}: And chipped-Spike

Elrad: and we know even more than you do

Tara: Who is Clem?

Tara: Who are all of those people?

EyeOfNewton: anyway, tara, i haven't exactly told them .... about this. i should. i REALLY should. but stuff's ....... different. in their world, I mean.

Jay {pondering}: He's a friendly, polite and sweet demon

Tara: Whose world Willow? You're confusing me as well, now.

EyeOfNewton: if it makes you feel any better tara, i'm pretty much just as lost as you are right now.

Tara: It does, Willow.

EyeOfNewton: as best as i can figure, we've got our world ... and we know it's the same one because we've actually met face to face.

Jay {pondering}: *nods*

EyeOfNewton: and everyone ELSE has seen us (you and me and a bunch of my friends) on tv. like a show. except they seem to know stuff that hasn't even happened yet

EyeOfNewton: and talk a lot.

EyeOfNewton: so it's confusing.

Tara: Thank you again for going through all the trouble.

Elrad: Willow, some of the things that happened in the TV show seem to be different from what happened to you

Jay {pondering}: *thinks Tara should make Willow's time worthwhile*

Elrad: unless you lied when you said you'd never went out with Oz

Soul: Maybe you somehow got in a future chatroom. Not really a different world just a future world. Lake House sort of affect for the kittens.

[22:35:49] EyeOfNewton: can we figure out where WE are, or at least close to it, in your show? like ... on a timeline?

EyeOfNewton: and maybe you can help us out by trying to only talk about stuff that we'd know about? to keep our heads from blowing up? that would be really helpful

Elrad: Willow, have you defeated the following badies. The Master, Angelus, the Mayor/Faith?

EyeOfNewton: sorry giles is talking. don't want them to see the chat room.

Elrad: have you defeated all those Big Bads?

EyeOfNewton: Yes, all that happened.

Elrad: but you never dated Oz?

Tara: Ok.

Elrad: okay, so it's also a temporal anomaly

Star Catcher: ^^ wow, i'm only 3 (assuming you're past March)

Elrad: because I'm in 2009

Star Catcher: weee!

EyeOfNewton: dated?! i don't think oz had any idea i existed. seemed to be the general consensus.

Star Catcher: ok, did you ever have a huge crush on Xander?

Tara: I can't imagine anyone not noticing you Willow.

EyeOfNewton: >.>

Elrad: strange, in the TV version he notices you when you turn into your costume at Halloween

EyeOfNewton: no.

EyeOfNewton: uh ...... did YOUR willow?

Jay {pondering}: He notices her with the exchange student

Elrad: me too, Jay

Star Catcher: uhuh, very big one

Elrad: did our Willow what?

EyeOfNewton: have a crush ..... on you know who.

Star Catcher: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Elrad: Xander? she had more than a crush

Star Catcher: she had a crush on Xander

EyeOfNewton: so how bout this voice thing!!!

EyeOfNewton: uh, maybe we should talk about that.

Star Catcher: Chris, not helping

EyeOfNewton: like, right this second.

Jay {pondering}: Second that

Star Catcher: ok

Elrad: that was the gentlemen

Tara: Like in the fairytale,

Jay {pondering}: Fairytales monsters, steal voices to steal hearts.

Jay {pondering}: Sorry Tara

Star Catcher: no sword can hurt them

EyeOfNewton: i don't know exactly. tara and i were talking ...... kind of late i guess, and she said something felt strange

Elrad: no weapon, actually

Tara: Willow, I know this tale. Seven gentlemen come to a town, steal the voices and steal 7 hearts.

Star Catcher: princess screams and gentlemen go cablooey

Tara: I don't remember the end very weLL.

Elrad: you have to destroy the little box that has stolen the voices

Elrad: and then scream

EyeOfNewton: wait gentlemen who steal voices? hang on, giles was saying something abou tthat.

Tara: It must be what I felt, the strong magics stealing our voices.

EyeOfNewton: hey, wait, this tv shows you guys watch ... is it still going, or is it over?

Elrad: it's over though there is a comic at the moment that tells how the story goes along

EyeOfNewton: so ...... we're the good guys, right? fighting evil and all that. fighting the good fight?

Jay {pondering}: Of course

Elrad: Yeah, you are

Star Catcher: uhuh, but be careful with magic. use it in condensed amounts

EyeOfNewton: so .......... the good guys win, right? we save the day? so Buffy .... i mean, she must make it through the whole show!

Jay {pondering}: She does.

Tara: Willow, I don't think you should ask that kind of questions.

Tara: *blushes*

Elrad: I thought you didn't want us to talk about what's going to happen?

EyeOfNewton: you guys could tell us how it ends, and then we wouldn't have to worry about demons and ...... why?

Tara: Some things are better off not knowing.

Jay {pondering}: She's right you know.

Soul: I think we shouldn't give away too much information it might mess with their future.

Elrad: agreed

Tara: By trying to avoid something that has to happen, you could make something worse happen.

EyeOfNewton: but this is important! it could save lives and help lots of people. we could always be a step ahead of the baddies.

Elrad: think Oedipus

Elrad: you don't want to marry your mother, now do you?^^

Jay {pondering}: Willow, listen to Tara. She's a wise one

Tara: And no matter how good are your intentions, sometimes to try to go through the obstacles put in our way, things get worse, ther's always aprice to pay.

Jay {pondering}: Oedipus complex. Prophecy, he kills a man to marry his wife, discovers he was his father and she his mother.

EyeOfNewton: but what about jenny ......

Jay {pondering}: What about her?

EyeOfNewton: what about jesse? what about all our friends at school? if we had known what would happen, we could have stopped it.

Jay {pondering}: But could they really save her?

Tara: I know this sounds terrible Willow, but maybe their time had come. Maybe it was necessary?

Tara: I know it doesn't make it better, but we can't go against Nature.

Star Catcher: rules of Wicca, Will

thiswomanswork: hello

EyeOfNewton: i can't believe that! this wasn't just fate. this wasn't a tornado hitting or lightning striking. it was bad thing! evil creatures! they were MURDERED.

Jay {pondering}: Think about Buffy

Jay {pondering}: She made the prophecy happen by trying to stop it.

Tara: As said Star Catcher Willow, the rules of Wicca. I am really sorry. believe me, I am so sorry.

EyeOfNewton: excuse me, i need to go away for a minute

Tara: What do you mean Jay, which profecy are you talking about?

Jay {pondering}: Her Watcher discovered a prophecy that said she was to die when the Master rose.

Jay {pondering}: She went to stop him, and he rose *because* she went there.

Jay {pondering}: It was fate that she'd die.

Jay {pondering}: And in fact she did. But she drowned so she could be brought back by CPR

Tara: I see, it must have been horrible.

Tara: wait, Buffy died?

Tara: I see.

Tara: Profecy are complicated that way. They don't say everything.

Jay {pondering}: Hey Sera, long time no see

EyeOfNewton: tara, no, it's ok. i'm ...... this is kind of stressful. well, for you, too. giles is doing a slide show, i think he came to the same conclusion about the old men who steal the voices.

Elrad: good

Jay {pondering}: Oh the one he drew?

Elrad: oh, do you think we need to tell them about tonight?

EyeOfNewton: of course, you guys already know this, huh? and how we stop them? cuz we MUST stop them, since we're the good guys.

Tara: Does he know where they're hiding?

Jay {pondering}: You'll figure it out. You always do.

EyeOfNewton: no idea. buffy's going to head out, keep an eye on things and make sure people don't go too crazy when they wake up and can't speak.

Elrad: or baring that, you manage to stumble through it in a very heroical fashion

EyeOfNewton: elrad, did you say something about destroying a box of some sort?

EyeOfNewton: way earlier?

Tara: That's a good idea. The sun will rise any minute now.

Elrad: yeah, the one Buffy saw in her dream

Tara: People will panick, they always do.

EyeOfNewton: well, that's something. now we just have to find a box. ..... somewhere in sunnydale. piece of cake :/

Star Catcher: clock tower

EyeOfNewton: like a needle in a needlestack.

Elrad: I have a feeling the trouble will find you^^

EyeOfNewton: clock tower?

Jay {pondering}: A needle in a needlestack? lol

Star Catcher: yep, old clockk tower

Tara: There is a clock tower, an old one, not too far from the campus.

EyeOfNewton: what, is that where the box is?

Elrad: perhaps

Jay {pondering}: Star? Patrol, creepy shadow, Buffy *happens* to go there intstead of going there on purpose?

EyeOfNewton: brb! gotta catch buffy

Elrad: we don't really know if the gentlemen don't take it with them

Star Catcher: yeah, but the Gentlemen, too. with minions

EyeOfNewton: well, buffy's gonna take a look at the clock tower, and hopefully she'll find the box and our voices will come back.

EyeOfNewton: that's what happened in the tv show?

Elrad: not really

Star Catcher: ^^ tell her to be careful, and dont forget back-up!

Jay {pondering}: Nope

Elrad: so, did you talk about doing spells together?

EyeOfNewton: i'm really curious about the differences between these two worlds. why would only some things be different?

Jay {pondering}: lol

Jay {pondering}: Mmmh...

Jay {pondering}: Reality check?

Jay {pondering}: We say major happenings and confront

Star Catcher: alternate universe, have Anya explain

Tara: It's like the butterfly effect, isn't it?

Jay {pondering}: From the start

Elrad: who's president of the USA in your world?

EyeOfNewton: William Clinton. Yours?

Elrad: that might be different from ours

Elrad: the same

Star Catcher: OBAMA!

Tara: Obama? I never heard of him.

EyeOfNewton: the heck?

Jay {pondering}: You're referring to the movie, rught?

Jay {pondering}: It's the current president.

Tara: Was William Clinton you rpresident in 1999?

Elrad: Well, not mine, we don't have presidents

Elrad: but yeah, he was

EyeOfNewton: where are you all?

Jay {pondering}: <---Italy, Venice

Elrad: I'm in Switzerland

Soul: USA

Star Catcher: <---Miami, FL, USA

Star Catcher:

EyeOfNewton: how come you're all over? i mean ...... isn't this chat room based on ..... you know?

Star Catcher: huh?

Elrad: the relationship on TV Willtara?

EyeOfNewton: i guess i ........ how popular are these .... characters?

Jay {pondering}: Yes. But the show was aired all over the world.

thiswomanswork: http://crushingclams.files.wordpress.co ... son-31.jpg

EyeOfNewton: tara?

Elrad: well, they were the first on screen lesbian couple, IIRC

EyeOfNewton: oh, whew. tara still having problems with your computer?

EyeOfNewton: !!!!!!

EyeOfNewton: what is that picture?!

Elrad: that was after WillTara

thiswomanswork: you like?

EyeOfNewton: .............

thiswomanswork: Thought you might

Star Catcher: that's Amber Benson, not Tara

EyeOfNewton: that's awful

Elrad: what's awful?

thiswomanswork: Oh I dunno, I think it's quite pretty.

Jay {pondering}: If you say so...

Tara: It's a bit slow, yes. And I'm actually quite shocked by your Tara.

Tara: Amber Benson?

Jay {pondering}: The actress who plays you.

EyeOfNewton: that's just an airbrushed, shopped, manipulated picture, and it's nowhere near as pretty as ...... it's a bad representation

Tara: Do you think so?

Tara: *blushes*

Star Catcher: not as bad as some of Alyson Hannigan's....

thiswomanswork: It's mostly just the makeup and lighting and such rather than manipulation.

Tara: Who is Alyson Hannigan?

Jay {pondering}: The other actress

Elrad: the actress who play's Willow

thiswomanswork: http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/theremote ... gan_02.jpg

EyeOfNewton: wait, if we're just tv show characters to you ....... who fights the vampires?

Tara: The one... playing Willow

Jay {pondering}: There aren't vampires in this reality

EyeOfNewton: >.>

EyeOfNewton: i'm not sure i should click that

Star Catcher: LOL, you were saying, Will?

thiswomanswork: Oh go ahead and click. You know your curiosity will kill you otherwise.

EyeOfNewton: hold on a sec anya's ranting about something

Tara: It's a very nice picture... *blushes* The... lockers are nice.

thiswomanswork: oh yes, very nice lockers.

Elrad: I especially like the lock in the foreground

EyeOfNewton: back. oh, it's a good picture?

Jay {pondering}: Yes very good.

Tara: I think I prefer the real you, Willow.

EyeOfNewton: that's..... that's ...... no. no! that's not me at all.

Elrad: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs ... ween_l.jpg but this is

EyeOfNewton: i don't even own ... heck of a stomach, though ...

EyeOfNewton: what ...... uh .... heck i don't even know how to ask this.

Jay {pondering}: You are a scoolgirl ^^ http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media ... an_006.jpg

EyeOfNewton: guys STOP IT.

EyeOfNewton: this really isn't funny

EyeOfNewton: i can't even tell you how invasive this feels.

Star Catcher: yes, it is

Elrad: okay, we'll stop

EyeOfNewton: i understand it probably doesn't seem ... well, i don't know what it feels like over there. but to you we're tv characters. but this is REAL.

Elrad: did we chase away Tara?

EyeOfNewton: to us anyway. seeing ..... naked-like pictures of ourselves is .... it's downright creepy.

Tara: It is.

Tara: It feels a bit violating, thiswomanswork. Please, understand that those pictures aren't the fruit of our will. We didn't go to a photo shoot and got them. Soem actresses in your reality did.

EyeOfNewton: sexy is ...... foreign.

thiswomanswork: So think of it as a twin.

thiswomanswork: Your twin sister got some glamour shots done.

Tara: It shouldn't be for you Willow. *blushes*

Elrad: or the Vampire version of you, Willow

Jay {pondering}: A evil twin. Like, vamp twin.

EyeOfNewton: i think I'll send my twin a nice sweater for her birthday. our birthday.

thiswomanswork: lol

Tara: There's a Vampire Willow?

thiswomanswork: yeah, she looks cold.

EyeOfNewton: <.<

EyeOfNewton: tara, are you alright? i feel bad leaving you there.

Jay {pondering}: http://media.photobucket.com/image/vamp ... ngland.jpg see? Twin

Elrad: that's not a bad one, honest

EyeOfNewton: i don't think i'm going to be able to walk anywhere without imagining invisible cameras everywhere, taking my picture

Tara: I'm alright Willow, I'm in my dorm with the door locked up. What about you?

EyeOfNewton: sitting on a stool in giles kitchen. got tired of xander peeking over my shoulder.

Elrad: slap him for me

EyeOfNewton: how do we meet .... tara and me? on the tv show? or is that bad to know?

Jay {pondering}: ....

Elrad: Wicca group

Jay {pondering}: you already met...

EyeOfNewton: wait

EyeOfNewton: only if tara's okay with the question

Tara: No, it's alright Willow, I asked already

EyeOfNewton: oh god i didn't go! i skipped it to reasearch this internet thing! i probably messed everything up! the universe will collapse now!

Elrad: not really, you didn't date Oz, after all

Tara: No Willow, it was the universe balancing. We met a bit before, so you didn't have to go and listen about bake sales.

Jay {pondering}: Right ^^

EyeOfNewton: bake sales? :/ really?

Tara: Oh yes. Bake sales. And newsletter. Whatever will they put in that newsletter, I wonder.

Elrad: and leaving wax over women power shrines

Tara: That too, Elrad.

EyeOfNewton: sorry away again

Elrad: did you slap Xander?

EyeOfNewton: tara, xander and anya are going to drive back home. i thought maybe ..... if you wanted, i could go over there? i don't like the idea of anyone being on their own right now. not even buffy, but she insisted.

Tara: I'd like that, yes.

thiswomanswork: awww

Tara: We could look into this whole alternate realities thing.

EyeOfNewton: alright well i'll be there in a few minutes then. gotta pack up the laptop so uh.... see you soon?





~~~~~~Willow leaves the Chatroom~~~~~~~





Elrad: go, just ignore any tall floating monsters, okay?

Tara: Alright, I will go freshen up a bit, you know while it' still early morning and most students are sleeping in.

Tara: Do they act during the day as well, Elrad?

Elrad: ah, no, they don't

Elrad: sorry, the time's strange

Tara: Oh ok, good.

Tara: Goodbye everybody.

Jay {pondering}: Bye Tara, take care.

Elrad: Goodbye Tara, stay safe

COMMA: Keep your stakes dry



~~~~~Tara leaves the room ~~~ End of Log 3 ~~~

[Elrad]

A job very well done, Mel.

[JujuDeRoussie]

Damn. >__< But hey! Saw them earlier!

[jay/wt4evr]

Go Mel!!

[SJ]

Great read.

[jasmydae]

I guess I never posted this here. The entirety (I think!) of the chat room appearances of Willow and Tara are HERE. Many of these were emailed to me, and it's possible I missed a few scenes here and there, but taken as a whole they present an interesting story from mid season four.

I did my best to edit the logs so they read less like multi-threaded chat room conversations, and more like a play. Apologies to anyone whose lines got cut!

It's a shame that the people behind the names felt that they couldn't continue the story. I'm dying to know where it would have gone. ^_^

~ Megan

[NeverChosen]

From Chat on 10/12/09, around 9pm PST.

Changes has been moved to its own thread

[NeverChosen]

And Part II, on chat 10/18/09 at 9pm

Changes has been moved to its own thread.

Ch 1 Part II removed.

[Zampsa1975]

Really interesting...

[SJ]

Great writing.

[NeverChosen]

Posted on chat 10/28/09 at 9pm PST.

Changes has been moved to its own thread.


Ch 2 removed.

[Zampsa1975]

Yay for good update-y goodness... I hope they are able to suppress Tara's succubus traits...

[SJ]

Great update.

[spells42]

Neverchosen
Nyaaahh! You can't stop there! I need to know what happens.

Lol. this story is great. You should put it in its own thread as it may be missed in here.

Anne